Hmmm.
Kiran.
Enigma has free entry for guys tonight.
Let's do something totally wild, totally crazy tonight.
Every Saturday is wild and crazy for you.
I don't know if I can come tonight.
So what are you going to do?
Spend this Saturday like every Saturday - in the kitchen?
First omelettes, then bread and vegetables...
...then fritters and tea, then dal and bread again?
No, it's chicken tonight.
Kiran!
You're going to waste your whole life in the kitchen this way.
You'll have all the time in the world to cook...
...clean, wash dirty nappies after marriage.
Before that you need to live a little.
Mom won't allow me-
Try at least!
Diya, Mrs. Sharma had said, what was the name...?
Where's your dad?
Grocery shopping.
Something is surely fishy here, Diya
Another boy raped!
What?
A Taxiwoman did it, again.
I can't understand why boys have to be so bold.
How is it the boy's fault?
He was going around in a taxi in the middle of the night.
Chhaaya doesn't come home till 3 in the morning.
- She's a woman. - So?
Oh God, there you go again!
Open your eyes, Kiran! Women are pigs, they won't change.
But who will marry this boy now?
TV playing - That's what, Diya!
TV playing - Something's wrong!
Oh, so we shouldn't say anything to women because they are bad...
...but boys should be locked up at home?
I don't know why you're acting like Father Teresa all of a sudden.
If you leave bundles of money lying around...
...it will get stolen for sure, right?
Yes.
Now, will you keep your money in a safe...
...or will you go around teaching thieves not to steal?
Men are not bundles of money, idiot!
Better watch out mom, he's getting out of hand.
Break the door, Diya!
What did you tell your mom?
That I'll be working late tonight.
We should have brought Megha or Kriti with us.
These women won't leave us alone.
We haven't even waxed tonight. No one will bother us, don't worry.
Hey guys! How's it going?
It was going all right.
Cute boys like you sitting all alone. Can we join you?
Your husband won't mind?
My husband?
Looks like you dropped your ring.
Better look for it.
Or your husband will go at you with a rolling pin when you're home.
Squeeze me...
I bet you were born on Diwali...
Because you're a real firecracker!
Twinkle twinkle little star, will you be my one true love?
Go away.
Your mom must have eaten a lot of chilis when she had you
Because dude... you are so hot!
Drinks?
On the rocks?
Shining so bright, up in heaven, I'm not scared of your elder sister even.
Did that really happen?
1 Dance?... 2 Dance?
If you like bananas, come with me.
Why?
Because I am bananas about you.
Wow.
Hey gorgeous, I'm Sonia. Can I have a dance?
Direct approach! I really like it! Lead the way, Sonia.
Excuse me.
Is anyone sitting on this stool?
No. And if you sit there, no one will be sitting on my stool either.
I'm sorry, I wasn't trying to pick you up.
I just need a stool to sit over there, with my friends.
Oh my God! Oh my God! I'm so sorry. That was so rude of me.
It's just that women have been hitting on me-
No problem at all. I understand. It happens.
Actually, I'm stupid for not hitting on you.
Have a nice evening.
Sonia wants to drop me home tonight.
Kunal!
You always get yourself into these things...
...then the woman doesn't call you back...
...and then you cry on my shoulder all week.
Kiran, I'm telling you, Sonia is different.
Ok. But be careful. Please.
But how will you get home?
Don't worry about me, I'll be fine.
- Bye. - Bye.
Please help me! Those two women are after me!
We don't know you, don't drag us into this.
Sister! These women are following me, please help me. Please I beg you!
Hey! I have to be up in three hours to start working again...
...can't a woman get some sleep!
Ma'am, please do it today only.
How? The vehicle will be stolen by morning
Please.
They're harassing me! Those women are following me.
What women? Do you know them?
No.
Sit down.
- Sit down? - Then what?
Yeah, wait here a few minutes. Once they're gone, you can leave.
They're potential rapists!
If not tonight then some other night they might grab some other man...
...and instead of arresting them you-
Hey, hey, 'your highness'! Don't teach me how to do my job!
I want to speak to your senior!
Sorry.
From where have these women been following you?
- J.P. road. - J.P. road.
At...
2 a.m....
On JP road...
Wearing these clothes... what were you doing?
Aye Patil, frisk him!
Are you serious? What nonsense is-
You stop your 'nonsense phonsense'! Trying to tell me how to do my job.
What's your name?
Kiran.
Kiran what?
Kiran!
I looked everywhere for you, where -
What's happening here?
Who are you?
Beena Thakur. Maya Thakur's daughter.
And this is Kiran Thakur, Maya Thakur's Son.
Who's Maya-
Maya Thakur, MLA, Uttamnagar.
Patil, stop that!
Yes, mom, it's me. We found Guddu... just in this police station-
Yes, the Inspector is here...
Her Name?
Leave it...
C'mon, let it be...
Please.
Let me guess, you don't even know Ms. Thakur.
Read her name on the banner outside the Police station.
Picked it up from there.
What were you doing there?
Car tyres got stolen. Had come to report it.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Not for the Jacket.
I know.
And I'm sorry.
For what?
For what happened in the Police station.
For this messed up world we women have made.
Sometimes I really feel amazed at women...
...they don't even leave car tyres alone...
Sometimes I wonder...
What if this world was flipped upside-down...
So that women were in your place, how different life would be.
How nice it would be-
What happened?
Let me tell you something.
Something I haven't told anyone, ever.
I used to live in another world.
The rules were different in that world.
I didn't like them. So one day, I wished for things to be different...
And believe it or not, the world changed.
And now, this world scares me more than that world ever did.
Make a wish.
Make a wish, again.
It's done.
I get it now.
I was an idiot before, forgive me.
I have blisters on my hands from cleaning the kitchen over and over again.
I'm afraid to go to the bathroom when I get my periods.
I feel like my intestines are going to fall out.
Before I get raped...
And this wretched world forces me to marry my rapist, change it!
Make everything back the way it was! Please.
Thank you for the chance,
But, no, thank you.
I don't want to live in this world full of evil, murderous women.
Please, change it back.
Change it back...
BATTERY LOW.
Hurry up, mom's made fritters.
What's the matter?
Nothing.
Just a bad dream.
It's okay. Come.
Said that Chief Minister Sushil Kumar Pandey should take responsibility...
... however, the Chief Minister refused to comment on the incident.
This for you.
Mom, these fritters...
I thought, let's give you boys a break.
So what if we're women...
...even we can help out in the kitchen once in a while!
Eat up! Eat all you want. Not going to get it everyday.
CRIME AGAINST MEN ON THE RISE.
NO MEANINGFUL ROLES FOR MEN IN HINDI CINEMA.
15 KG IN DAYS.
See, this is what happens when you put a man in such an important, difficult post.
He was bound to fail.
Who dropped you home last night?
Mom... I... mom...
So this is what you were up to!
Listen, don't get so angry-
You keep quiet!This is all because of your constant pampering!
I never denied you anything.
You wanted to study, I let you.
Job, I let you do that too.
You wanted to go out with your friends, I let you do that as well.
And this is the reward I get!
Enough!
Why is it always the same thing?
You've done the same things for Chhaya, but you never yell at her for them.
Why?
Why does she gets these privileges as a right...
...but I have to fight for them?
Every other day she's out with a new guy, and you know that.
But I get dropped home by a woman...
...and you're acting like the whole world is coming to an end!
Talking back to your own mother?
Chhaya was right! You're getting out of hand!
You need to be taught a lesson! You're quitting that job of yours!
No more going out with your friends as well!
You're going to get married to someone I pick for you! Understand! or them.