I still don't understand one thing.
Why is there such a problem with Rishabh Jain?
Exactly! Just because he is handsome
caring, successful and my ex-boyfriend?
There is a limit to being insecure also!
Why do you feel that Rishabh is still insecure about Rishabh Jain?
Oh 100% he is, Doc! This happened just a few months ago!
For the last three years, I am the undefeated champion!
Who will defeat me?
Your time is over, Mr. Jethmalani.
Now it's Mr. Shefali Malhotra's turn.
Mr. Shefali Malhotra?
Who's that?
You, Rish.
Me?
Well, if I can be Mrs. Rishabh Malhotra
then why can't you be Mr. Shefali Malhotra?
Okay. Yes, I can. I am, I am.
But, but Shef, I can't be the chairman.
I don't have it in me.
- I don't want to do this. - Oh my God
Rish, what had I told you last Wednesday?
That my mother isn't actually what she seems to be.
I say that everyday. What had I said after that?
Yes, to become somebody in life.
Exactly. And this is your chance, Rishabh.
You just need to become the chairman
- I'll take the calls. - No.
Come on, Rishabh, this is your chance.
- Yes yes! Let's go. - What are you doing?
- Don't do that, don't do that. - One minute.
To win the votes, I have experience. Setting.
I have my darling Vasudha's sweets.
What do you have?
Rish has Shef the Chef's increasing popular caramel toffees
which Zoru is distributing to the public.
And we also have our special audio-visual presentation.
What's that?
Girls! Are we ready?
Do we really have a choice?
Yoyo!
But noise pollution?
Just press play, man.
Okay.
What is happening in this house?
One, two, three, four
Who do we love more and more?
Rishabh... Rishabh!
Five, six, seven, eight, which chairman will be great?
Rishabh... Rishabh!
Nine, ten, eleven, twelve who is the dearest to us all?
Rishabh... Rishabh!
Stop, stop!
What happened, Rish?
You'll never be able to forget Rishabh, isn't it?
I knew it!
Wait! What?
I had never imagined that I would get so irritated with my own name, Doc.
Life can be so unfair sometimes.
So how did you handle this unfair situation?
This is for you.
Oh my God! Thank you.
How can I forget your birthday, Shef? Happy birthday.
Thank you, Rishabh. You're so thoughtful.
There was no need for this, by the way.
It's my pleasure.
Shall we sit?
- Yeah? - Yes.
Oh, not there. Sit here.
Mr. Malhotra, today is your wife's birthday.
So why did you hold the dinner today?
We could've met some other day.
Yes, sir. I know.
Excuse me.
You always tell me work comes first and everything else comes later.
There is a difference between IPL semi-finals and your wife's birthday.
Not at our place, Mr. Gupta.
Ha ha! Nice one, darling.
Actually, Shefali doesn't like to celebrate her birthday.
She doesn't like all that attention.
Since when, Shef?
In college you would start saying three months earlier, "my birthday's coming,
my birthday's coming." What happened?
Change. Change happened.
And it's been so many years since college!
But even now, it feels just like yesterday to me.
Shef, you have not aged a day.
Come on, Rishabh! Oh my God, gymming, is it?
Little bit.
I mean you're killing it.
You're the one who's killing it, Dodo.
I was just wondering when you would call me Dodo.
Sorry, but this Shef is just too formal.
- I can't do it. - Isn't it?
Try saying Shefali then.
Mr. Gupta, have you seen Shef the Chef's cooking channel on the internet?
It's sensational!
The name sounds familiar.
That's because the day before,
I had made pasta in white sauce looking at her recipe.
Really? Actually, it is one of my best recipes.
And dad had said, and I quote "It's horrible and that it needs more work".
It's a level one recipe.
You mustn't have followed it properly, Akhil.
Some Saké for you.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
You know er, sir, I was thinking that Malhotra and Sons
is really good for this merger.
- because what we have is... - How do I look?
Yoyo son, why are there leaves growing on you?
He hasn't grown them, Rish.
He has put them on himself.
Is there a fancy dress competition?
No. To make a parking lot for the mall, some evil people want to cut 214 trees.
We have a protest next week.
I know. But dear, that improves the infrastructure
gets new jobs for people, that also happens.
That's so true.
But it also damages the environment.
So all the options should be studied first.
I like him.
Thank you.
It won't make any difference, kiddo.
Mankind is too late.
Now we just await 2050 and then... game over.
I don't like him.
It's okay. Not many people do.
Yoyo, what are you doing here?
Dia, this is my friend Rishabh.
We were together in college and now
he's working with your dad.
- Hi! - Hi!
Yoyo, let's go. We'll stick more leaves. Come.
You know what gentlemen, why don't you talk shop
and I will see to the first course.
What's for dinner?
Cold spinach leaves with sesame and mirin.
Looks like everyone in this house is very fond of leaves.
Yes, sir. Do visit us on Diwali sometime. It'll be great fun.
Nice Saké.
Wow!
Oh!
I love cheese pizza.
Cheers to that.
I'm fed up of eating the healthy food made for the children.
Shef is too strict, baba.
Eat to your heart's content.
Everyone's wishes get fulfilled in this prayer meeting.
I can see that.
By the way, for how long do you intend to stay at Rishabh's house?
My intentions are something else, Roshan ji.
But at the moment they need my support.
As soon as everything gets settled, I'll be back.
And I'll be waiting.
Rishabh, here try this.
Wow! This looks incredible.
I hope you like it.
[Doorbell rings] It's yum.
I'll just be back.
Wait. How much work will you do? I'll see to it.
No no, I'll get it.
After all it is my door.
Sure.
Yes.
Hi. I'm Adi. Jia's friend.
Hi, Adi.
What brings you here at this time?
She isn't feeling well, uncle, so I came to cheer her up.
But isn't that Rocky's job?
Yes! But Rocky has disappeared, uncle.
He just doesn't understand the importance of TLC.
TLC?
Tender Loving Care.
I like him.
Of course.
Hi, guys.
- Hi! - Hi!
[Door closes]
Sorry, guys, that was Jia's friend.
Not Jia's friend, Dia's friend.
Your daughter's Dia, no?
I have two daughters, Doofus. Jia and Dia. I have twins.
Not yours, ours. Ours, Shef.
- What? - Yes
Ours. We have two daughters and one son.
The secret to our happiness.
Doesn't look like it.
Excuse me.
I mean, looking at Shef, she doesn't look
like a mother of three.
Shef, what is this secret?
- What's going on? - Just stop, Doofus.
Pilates, you know that.
Rishabh, how many kids do you have?
Two. One boy and one girl.
They live with my ex-wife in America.
- You're divorced. - Yeah.
I'm so sorry to hear that, Doofus. When did that happen?
That means you're single?
Yes.
Every man is single and alone in the end, Mr. Malhotra.
Everyone leaves...eventually.
Okay, so you can't leave your car alone, but you can leave me alone?
You know what, you're right. I am not alone.
Adi is with me as always.
So you know what, Rocky, you can get lost.
Idiot.
Now just relax, Jia.
Just forget that duffer Rocky, okay?
Love you.
So, Mr. Gupta, after the audit report, what do you think
[Doorbell rings]
I am so sorry sir, just a second.
- You want me to get that? - No thanks. My door.
It's going well.
Ma, where were you? You took so long!
It was a very passionate ceremony, Rishu.
I didn't realise the time.
The auditors have been sitting here for so long.
Why are you smelling of men's cologne?
Predators are waiting for you, Rishu.
Come, come, come.
- Hello. Namaste, everyone. - Namaste
Shef has made amazing food for you! You'll be left licking your fingers.
By the way Mummyji, Japanese food has to be
eaten with chopsticks not fingers, okay?
But to use chopsticks, the most important thing needed are fingers, isn't it?
Common sense, not rocket science.
Goodnight, ji.
- Goodnight, ma. - Goodnight.
What? That's daughter-in-law's ex downstairs?
Which one?
Now the sixty-year old man can't be her boyfriend, can he, grandma?
Why? Why? can't a sixty-year old man be a boyfriend?
He can be yours! But mom's? No.
So if that is the case, you won't feel bad?
Of course not, grandma!
Actually, I will be very happy for you.
But, dad... I'm not sure about him.
You know how possessive he is.
Yeah.
He's bit too possessive.
Mr. Malhotra, as of this moment
the chances for your company seem good.
Thank you, sir. If papa had heard this he would be so happy.
You're a fine son.
Thank you.
Sir, Saké is over, shall we go in and get a refill?
Rishabh is also alone, he may be feeling lonely.
- Let's do it. - Yeah.
But, Rishabh... how did your divorce happen?
It's a long story. Basically all that was left between us were arguments.
About the house, kids and my work.
You know, she never had any ambition of her own. Like you have.
So in some ways I think... I wish she was more like you, Shef.
You're so sweet, Rishabh.
I guess they don't make them like me anymore.
They really don't.
Shef?
Yes?
Shall we serve the food?
Yes.
Mr. Gupta, the entire meal is asparagus free.
Rish had told me.
Thank you, Shefali.
If there's such an eye for detail at home, what would there be at work!
Shef, this curry is outstanding!
It is?
- It's unreal. - Yeah yeah, Shef, the food is just outstanding.
At least taste it first, Rish.
I can tell just by looking that its lovely.
So, Rishabh, where are you staying these days?
At the moment, in a service apartment.
But I'm trying to look for a house with my cousin.
I wish I could get something like this.
Why won't you?
These building societies, Shef, they are just unbelievable.
They raise so many questions about two single men living together.
It's just impossible, man.
Oh, but Rishabh is the chairman of our society.
You just apply. Rishabh will handle the rest.
No, Rishabh?
- Really? - Yeah.
Of course, really.
- Help him to help you. - Yes.
Rishabh.
[Doorbell rings]
I'll get it.
I'll get it, Rish. This door is mine as well.
Hi, Shef.
Hi, Rocky.
Oh by the way,
Happy birthday.
Thank you.
You bought cake?
Actually, uncle had ordered it, I just picked it up.
Okay.
You didn't invite Jia?
Somebody kill me.
Wonderful! We'll cut the cake together.
Of course, of course sir.
Mom, kids, please come downstairs.
Presenting Shef's favourite. Death by Chocolate with strawberries.
But these are raspberries!
What?
But Shef hates raspberries, isn't it?
I know that.
You had one job, genius.
But uncle had ordered it, man.
How can they do this to me?
Shef! I had specifically told them that I want
strawberries and only strawberries.
I even have the bill.
Found it?
No.
Wait, man! I'll order another one. Don't worry about it.
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, dear Shef!
Happy birthday to you!
Thank you Rish, it was delicious.
Delicious? But in college you were...
Well, you're right, Rishabh.
But as Rish said, things change.
Good answer. Good answer, Shef.
One slice of cake, one more Saké for me.
Amit, give sir the entire bottle.
One more night which will never end.
When will 2050 arrive?
Not funny.
Shef! You were amazing. Mr. Gupta went home swaying.
Really? Are you sure it wasn't the Saké?
Are you upset? I'm really sorry, Shef.
No, Rish, why would I be upset?
I'm not upset.
Okay.
I mean, how can I be upset?
Just look at these earrings that Doofus has got me.
Aren't they stunning? I love them.
Nice.
It made my birthday.
You have become so materialistic.
Yes, since childhood, right?
Yes, but you're grown now.
Shef, today is your birthday. And on your birthday...
...I, your husband, kept a work dinner
...didn't even send you flowers, even got the wrong cake!
And you are so happy to see a a small gift from an ex- boyfriend
that your anger cooled down!
No, Shef. Don't do that. Don't let me take you for granted, Shef.
Of course, Rish! How can I be so stupid?
What's happened to me?
I should be furious, right?
I will try.
- Please do. - I promise I will try.
Please try. Get into a rage.
- Right. - You should be so angry, Shef.
[Door closes]
You shut it?
Okay, I get it. Nice. Nice one, Shef. Very good. This is the way.
Get angry. Leave me out with the mosquitoes.
Shef!
Very good, this is how it should be. But can I come in?
Shef, I love you.
One minute! So you wanted Shef's mood to be spoilt?
Yes, yes. So that later, I could change her mood.
Not that Doofus!
I mean I asked for it, but she actually left me alone, Doc.
Perhaps she wants to make you realise
how she is feeling at this moment.
I think you need to make it up to her.
I know, Doc. But now her birthday will only come next year.
That's correct.
But gestures aren't dependent on occasions.
Yes, you had said this.
Relationships are about the small things, the little gestures.
I remember.
Exactly.
But now forget all that!
This time you need a grand gesture.
Think.
Save the trees! Save the future!
- Got to go. - Save the trees! Save the future!
Save the trees! Save the future!
By the way, I'm quite surprised that you compromised
your beauty sleep and came for the protest.
I know, right?
I think my followers are going to love this woke side to me.
I love it for sure.
Why have you held her hand?
It's a line, silly, so that these evil people don't cut this tree.
Oh. Then I'll protect you.
They are so sweet.
You know, Shef, I will also always protect you.
Your parents are so cute, Jia.
Yeah, right. Try living with them.
Come on, kids, come on. Move aside, come on!
No. We won't let you cut this tree.
This tree will definitely be cut.
Where is your papa?
We are here.
Speak, please.
Please take your plant away from here.
They could get hurt.
Hurt? Yoyo, come here.
One minute. How will he get hurt?
Just touch my child and see what happens!
Calm down, Shef.
I can't save you in every situation.
I know that, Rish.
Move aside, kids. Come on!
Come on.
Sorry, Tiara. I couldn't save this tree for you.
I think I'm going to cry.
Me too.
Do something, Rish. I can't see them crying. This is terrible.
"This time you need a grand gesture."
No!
Hail Aadhe Ma!
Rish, don't fall for this Aadhe Ma trap.
Fall! I won't fall, I won't fall!
Hey you, come down or else you'll get arrested.
I-I-I cannot come down.
Why?
I am scared of heights.
If you were scared, then why did you climb up, idiot?
Shef, grand gesture! For you!
Wow! How sweet. Now just hang in there, okay?
Hang? Why would you-why would you say hang?
Be careful, dad.
- Hail Aadhe Ma! - Oh my God!
My parents...
- Sorry, I have to go. - But, Adi!
- Sorry. - Adi!
Madam, come aside a bit.
Come on bro, start.
Hey! Hey!
Kids, help!
Save the trees! Save the future!
First save me, man!
Shef, do something.
Shef! Help!
Hey sir, what are you doing? You don't know anything.
Let me show you how it's done.
Hey, just give it. Give it!
Very good, Shef! Run, Shef, run! Run!
[Children applauding]
Go mom! Yay! You can do this!
I can't go to jail, Shef.
Do you know what they do to handsome men in jail?
I do. That's why you don't need to worry at all.
Stop joking.
You know my merger is at stake.
You're right.
I'll take the entire blame on myself.
Oh, Shef! Really?
No, of course not! I'm a public figure
and I can't afford bad publicity.
Besides I have an interview the day after tomorrow
and I can't postpone it again.
Look, now please don't offer us money.
Hey! When did we offer you money?
Now please don't say that you weren't going to.
This is all your fault, Rish.
If you could express your point of view clearly
then neither would you have climbed that tree, nor on my nerves.
Enough man, Shef! I did this grand gesture for you.
On whose amazing advice?
It came from inside. From here.
It was a peaceful citizen protest.
I mean, you were the first to attack.
Do you know what a big crime this is in the eyes of a judge?
Yes, Tiara and I are witnesses.
Family doesn't require grand gestures.
It's the little things that matter.
Bloody Gulfam.
Like in the next two-three months
you could get me a new Chanel bag.
Then you're home, buddy.
See! That's the reason I keep going on about the merger.
I'm really sorry about what I said about the merger, Rish.
It will happen.
And we are going to make it through together.
Which you will start by sending mom back to her house.
Rish, she has her own life.
We can't take the easy way out.
It's not fair to her.
See, don't argue with Dia, Tawde, or else your promotion
and pension will both go.
And I will share this video on social media.
I'm also sorry, Shef. Sorry that I made fun of your cookery channel.
And for forgetting that when I came to your house for the first time
you had made cream dumplings.
Yes!
When will we go home, Rish?
Never.
Come on guys, you're free.
We're free!
- Can I go first? - Yes.
Missed you guys.
We missed you too.
Missed you dad.
Come, let's all go home.
- I'll make everyone some excellent... - No, no mom.
Now you go to your own house. To your plants.
- You're welcome. - Mr. Tawde
Sonu.
Mr. Tawde,can I borrow these handcuffs just for tonight?
- Meaning? - What are you saying, Rish?
Now Yoyo is going back to his room, right? Basanti.
Thakur!
let's go.
Come on.
So embarrassing.
Come, Rish.
[Doorbell rings]
You're back?
I'm back, brother.
I missed you, Zoru.
I missed you too, brother.