Wow! Amazing!
I really missed these continental breakfasts made by your hands, brother.
And I missed you a lot, Zoru.
Do you know, in your absence
how fast my merger has been progressing?
Really, brother?
Yes, yes absolutely.
And you'll be able to puff your chest and say that I'm your hero.
That you are, brother.
That's why, following in your footsteps
even I have prepared for a merger.
Now what merger are you doing?
I have gotten engaged to the second runner up
of the Ms. Almora Beauty contest, Ms Sweety.
- Brother! Brother! - No no, it's okay, Zoru.
- What happened? - Chair, chair Zoru, chair.
You got engaged?
Yes.
Brother, now don't you think that after marriage Sweety will become
more important to me than you.
No, not at all.
If despite sister-in-law, I am more important to you
then how can someone else be more important to me?
What's all this whispering?
Oh! Nice.
Not whispering, sister-in-law, there's good news.
I've gotten engaged!
To whom?
To Ms. Almora beauty contest second runner up, Sweety.
Really? Does Sweety know?
Yes she does, sister-in-law. Yes she does.
But how did all this happen?
Sweety's eyes must be weak.
Sister-in-law, her eyes are like a deer.
One second.
I'll show you guys her photo.
All the confusion will be over.
Look at this.
Hm.
Isn't she beautiful?
Stunning!
Now don't look too much or it'll cast an evil eye.
- Brother? - Yes.
How did you like her?
You didn't like her?
I just can't believe it, Doc.
Do you know that during the merger, I had two options.
One Chinese company and one Japanese company.
I didn't take anyone's advice.
Neither mom's
nor Shef's.
I didn't even talk to Dia about it.
Only Zoru.
And he goes ahead and gets engaged to Sweety without informing me.
Can you believe this?
By the way, why didn't Zoru choose the Chinese company?
I don't know.
Apparently, he doesn't like their eating habits.
Oh! Okay.
But at home, when we order Hakka noodles and chilly chicken
he'll eat the box!
Did you talk to Zoru about this?
I was going to try, Doc.
But Shef just doesn't give me an opportunity to speak in that house.
That's why I come here.
Okay, tell me one thing, Zoru.
After marriage you'll live in the village, with Sweety, right?
No, sister-in-law.
I won't let this desire of yours be fulfilled in this life.
I won't leave brother and go anywhere.
Instead I'll get Sweety here.
Huh!
What?
You had only told me how difficult and troublesome
it is for you both to manage the house.
And as it is, other than me no one else will work in this house.
But Sweety...Sweety knows all the house work.
She cooks A1 food.
She polishes the vessels so well
that you can do your make up in them.
And she's very particular about cleanliness.
She's a very hardworking girl, brother.
In short, she is definitely not like you.
Not at all.
She is absolutely... like you.
What?
See? I've already told you that this girl is not good for you.
Excuse me?
Brother, sister-in-law
however she may be, she is perfect for me.
[Doorbell rings]
Now that I've come after so long, it'll be my turn. I'll see to it.
[Door opens]
Hi. Rishabh.
Yes, he's inside. And you are?
Rishabh.
Hi Doofus.
Hi Shef. You're looking lovely.
And you are always so charming.
What does Doofus mean?
A stupid person.
Hey, it's written on the internet, man.
Plus you've only given the name.
- Shall we go? - Come, let's go.
Where are you going?
To buy new curtains for the house.
But you haven't got the house, right?
Plus the approval of the committee meeting is pending.
But he'll get the house, you're there
you said you'll make it happen.
Of course.
Shall we?
After you, Dodo.
Always a gentleman.
See you, guys. Bye.
Bye.
After you, Dodo!
Now what's this Dodo?
Just close the door.
You don't understand anything.
Dodo. Doofus.
[Door closes]
Which name irritates you more...
Rishabh or... Doofus?
I get irritated with that man only, Doc.
But why?
Because he's perfect.
he's perfect.
Before saying hello, he'll compliment Shef.
If anything is needed
he comes to help like an eager beaver.
I mean he's so thoughtful it's like irritating.
But all of these are good things.
So when did I say that they are bad things, Doc?
But I can't do it.
I'm a defective piece. I won't be able to do it.
You had only said this.
Yes, I did say it.
When I see him, I realise my...
what's the word you use?
- Shortcomings. - Yes.
I realise my shortcomings.
And now I'm scared that Shef might start to feel the same.
I'm genuinely scared, Doc.
Weren't you going to get him a flat in your building?
What happened about that?
I tried my best, Doc
but...
But?
So my personal opinion is that
the flat should not be given on rent to two bachelors.
Why? Why shouldn't it be given?
Because you know, Mrs. Malhotra.
The usual problems.
What usual problems?
Please speak openly, Jethmalani ji.
Drinking, partying, girls visiting late at night
he has a problem with that.
Exactly!
See, Zoru!
The perks of remaining a bachelor.
Look, I think what Mr. Jethmalani is trying to say
is that he is worried that with them coming here, our building's
beautiful family atmosphere might get spoilt.
Exactly.
But, sir, we are both extremely boring people.
We don't know how to have fun. I can guarantee you that.
Exactly.
Rishabh is a financial consultant, he is by default boring.
And Saurabh is a gym trainer.
He has nothing to do by far with drinking, late nights, parties.
But where is your Mr. Saurabh?
At the gym!
He's busy training people to be fit
he is building their bodies like he built Rishabh's.
What a fantastic body he has.
And we are refusing to give a flat to such noble people.
Such a tragedy!
Shef, you aren't a committee member.
So don't try to influence the committee members.
Right?
We have to follow the by-laws, Mr. Jethmalani.
- Correct. - One minute, Rish.
Mr. Jethmalani can speak for himself.
Isn't it, Mr. Jethmalani?
Ye-yes.
Mr. Malhotra
why do I get the feeling that you are
not in favour of them staying here?
Yes, Rish. Why are you giving people the wrong idea?
What are you saying? That is absolutely not the case.
I was just trying to follow the processes, Mr. Jethmalani.
I like them both very much!
Exactly! He likes them so much that he is
ready to take Rishabh's personal guarantee.
Is that true?
Huh?
Yes. Absolutely. Yes. Yes.
Thank you so much for that.
All right then. When the chairman is
giving the guarantee himself, then...
But, this time
everyone please think carefully and vote.
So what decision did the committee take?
They moved in yesterday, Doc.
I can understand your worry.
I don't think so, Doc!
For one year, Rishabh has been shouting merger, merger, merger...
and now when it's time to impress Doofus
and seal the merger
Rish is behaving so weirdly!
Thank God for me!
Shefali
Doofus is your ex and now he is your new neighbour
and he's single.
Some jealousy is natural.
I know that.
But shall I tell you the truth?
I kind of like it.
I didn't understand.
See I'll tell you.
The moment the old Rishabh is mentioned
my Rishabh starts behaving like a jealous boyfriend.
It's so embarrassing but it's so much fun.
Say "you can trust us."
Mamasito kharasina hunzo.
Correct.
Say "this is good news."
Yes. I know.
Nakaro hita roshi.
Correct.
Brother
now say "I love you, Sweety" once, and show me.
Why?
Oh no, baba!
I'll meet you downstairs, okay?
You still don't have any patience!
Okay bye.
Where are you going?
To set up Rishabh's house.
What?
Baba, to buy a sofa for Rishabh's house.
After all, love thy neighbour.
Say "this is wonderful."
Jia!
Oh my gosh, Rocky please, Adi is having
a lot of problems in her house. She needs me, man!
Jia, I'm trying to study. Please.
Jia!
This...
this voice sounds familiar, doesn't it?
Rocky, I don't care if you don't like Adi.
She is still my best friend, okay?
Idiot!
What happened, dad? Why are you screaming so much?
All day you are only on the phone.
Be of some use to people in this house.
Now go, go with mom.
Where?
To buy a sofa for Doofus's house.
But what will I go there and do?
Yes, Rish. What will Jia go there and do?
Help. She'll help, Shef.
After all she has great taste.
Well, that's what my followers say.
I agree.
Okay, so if Rish says so, come Jia, let's go.
Let's go.
Brother, "I love you."
One minute man, let it switch on at least.
Sweety. Sweety.
- Oh my God! - What happened?
I recently promoted a brand on my page
and they are so happy with the views
they are sending me free beauty products.
Wow! That's so nice, Jia.
Sometimes promote Shef the Chef also on your page.
Mom please, the personal and professional should never be mixed.
I agree.
And now Doofus and I also have a professional relationship.
So let him select his own couch.
Come back. Come back.
Excuse me
but before you, I had a personal relationship with him.
So, bye.
Jia, I am your mum. You can totally do this for me ya, please!
Mom, image is everything on social media
I cannot promote crunchy ladyfingers, lamb burgers and lasagna.
But Jiu, you love my lamb burgers.
Yeah, but my followers can't know that I eat carbs.
So basically you are a fake, superficial, hypocritical
and shallow influencer.
YesI am.
Come. Come on.
Sonu, now there is no worry about you going home early, is there?
- No more deadlines. - Oh lovely!
But you have to agree that
the fun of meeting on the sly ...is something else.
Huh?
You might feel that way. I feel very scared.
I feel like I'll get caught today.
I'll get caught now.
Now I'll get caught for sure.
Even if you do get caught, what's the problem?
What can happen?
Rosh, if Rish learns of it, there'll be an uproar.
Oh come on, you'll have to tell him sometime or the other.
Unless...
Unless what?
Unless you
yourself aren't... ... serious about this relationship.
What is this?
Of course, I'm...I'm...I'm serious.
I'm...
I'm dead serious, okay?
I'll believe it when you
tell your Rishu the truth.
Shall we go?
Your place or mine?
Why don't
you go to your place
and I go to mine?
I see! You go to your place, I go to mine!
See, Zoru!
There was a time
when neither Shef nor I would be ready to get off the couch.
How can I forget that, brother?
In those days, I used to do all the housework.
And today she has gone with someone else to buy a new couch.
Those were such nice days
when there was only one Shef
and only one Rishabh.
But brother, before that you got married also, right?
Hm.
I had danced so much that day.
And before dancing, you must have printed cards as well?
Yes, we had.
One card was for 36 rupees. And along with that, 2
no, dad had distributed 100 grams of sweets to everyone.
He was such a... giving man.
Even you are a giving man, brother.
Please consider yourself my papa
and help me select my wedding card.
[Door opens]
Jia? You were with mom, weren't you?
Adi, you go upstairs. I'll get you a glass of water.
- Yeah. - Zoru, please.
Dad, actually I was going with mom but I met Adi in the lobby.
Her parents are fighting like crazy. She needs me.
Your family also needs you, Jia.
What if you not going with Shef
leads to a problem between your parents?
How? Even if mom buys a wrong couch
it will go to Doofus's house. What do we care?
I care.
I care, Jia.
You're so weird.
You're so inconsiderate.
Dia!
Listen to me. Give your SAT exams
and like me, get out from your madhouse.
But your parents are couple goals, right?
They never fight.
And that's why they are going for therapy.
What?
Were.
They were going for therapy.
It was a slip of tongue.
You're Dia not Jia.
Your tongue never slips.
Okay, fine.
They are going for therapy.
But mom doesn't know that dad is going and dad doesn't know that mom is going.
What?
Yeah.
But mom doesn't know that I know that dad's going
and dad doesn't know that I know that mom's going.
Both of them just know that only I know that only they are going.
Got it?
Just hearing it is so complicated, Dia.
How can I get it?
Forget it. Don't stress about it.
What matters is that they are fine.
And don't tell anyone about this.
Okay.
Here.
I'm going to go study now.
I can't believe my parents are in therapy again.
You are lucky, Jia.
At least your parents are making an effort to solve their issues.
Means they still love each other.
But...
Hey, even you are very lucky, Adi.
Why?
Because you don't wear a lot of make up, Adi
so you can cry as much as you want.
Before I cry, I need to think long and hard.
You're funny.
But it's true, you're such a natural beauty.
You're so lucky.
- Really? - Really.
Such fine lines, such sharp features.
So just cheer up and feel good about yourself, okay?
Okay.
No.
Why?
How can you have rainbow colours, Zoru?
Is it a wedding invite or a candy?
Brother, now that Sweety wants it, I can at least give it a thought.
Now Zoru, you decide.
It'll work according to Sweety's preferences, or mine.
- What happened? - I am thinking, brother.
This is amazing, man! Now you need to even think about it?
Then why did you ask me?
I wonder when Shef will return.
How much time could it take to buy a couch?
Everyone is happy in their own world.
Hey, it's not like...brother
I don't know who I am trying to be a millionaire for.
Shef and Zoru are happy in their own world.
Yoyo has a problem with paper wastage.
So he'll have a problem with money as well.
And Dia will surely get a college scholarship.
Then for whom am I doing all this?
There is also Jia.
Oh yeah.
So my black sheep is actually my silver lining.
Don't you feel that you are taking it a bit too far now?
Oh, don't be a party pooper ya, Doc.
I deserve to enjoy this a bit more.
Besides I love a jealous Rish.
But what if, because of your chance...
Rish might lose his chance...I mean, kill this merger with his own hands?
Can he really be that stupid?
Wait. Don't answer that.
I suggest you involve Rishabh in the matters of Rishabh Jain.
Make him feel more secure.
That will be best for everyone.
Stuffed flatbreads.
- Check. - Biryani.
Check.
Curd.
Check.
Recycled plates.
Check.
Why are you smiling so much, Rish?
- Really? - Yes.
- Am I smiling? - Yes.
Like Jia di's selfies.
We'll be back soon.
Take your time.
[Doorbell rings]
[Door opens]
- Hello, neighbours. - Hi!
- Hi, guys!
- Hi, Saurabh. - Hi, Shefali.
- Hi. Rishabh. - Hi.
We thought you must be busy with unpacking
so we got you dinner.
Fabulous!
Thank you so much, Shefali. You're too sweet.
Actually, Saurabh, it was Rishabh's idea.
He can be quite thoughtful sometimes.
- Really? - Yeah. Why would Shefali lie?
Plus, I was trying to earn some brownie points for the merger.
Okay, we'll leave. Enjoy your dinner.
Wait guys, wait guys, you've just come!
Come inside and sit for a bit. Please come.
Hey Saurabh, can you please move your things?
- Sorry. - Hey, no worries. Allow me.
I'll...I'll just do it.
Oh Rishabh, I will do it.
Rishabh, are you alright?
Baby, are you okay?
Oh my God. Physio...we'll have to call the physio.
No problem. He's on a monthly retainer with us so that's good.
I'm absolutely fine, guys.
I was just looking at your tiles. They're really beautiful.
We have the same tiles at our place, Rishabh.
Get up.
I'll help you get up, Rish.
- Yeah. - No, I'm fine, I'm fine.
- It's okay. - I've got this.
Come up slowly.
Slowly.
- Alright? - Yeah. Top of the pops.
Okay.
Do one thing. Start working out with me.
Within a month I'll make you fit and fabulous.
That's okay. I've made peace with this body.
No, no really.
You, me and Rishabh, we can train together.
Dude, why not? It'll be like a happy threesome.
- Shall we leave? - Yes, let's go.
Shall I hold you?
No, it's fine, baby. It's nothing.
- Bye, guys. - Bye, guys.
Take care.
Sure you guys won't stay for a bit longer?
- We're fine. - No no, thank you, thank you.
[Door closes]
I hate lying to her, Saurabh.
I should tell Shef everything.
I mean she's my oldest friend. She's so sweet.
Rishabh's not too bad also.
So let's tell her.
I am ready.
How...how do I tell her?
Finally we both have a chance to live together.
I can't risk it.
Okay
when you're ready, we'll tell her the truth.
Shefali and Mr. Fit and Fabulous.
Fit and Fabulous's threesome.
For me
my twosome is enough.
Oh, the pickle is...