I can't believe it.
Really?
I mean, I know my performance was great, but
I have given amazing performances before this also, Shef.
I am talking about my performance.
-Rish. -Oh!
No. No. Why are you saying that? It was great.
With minor improvement needed here and there.
But not bad.
Rish, was her food really better than my food?
Food? Are you talking about ...
Are you talking about the competition?
I thought you were talking about our morning sessions.
So are you saying that my performance
could have been better here too?
Just forget what I said.
No. Let me get this straight.
You're saying that I don't even have the ability to improve?
Shef, when did I say that?
But that's what you meant.
No. No, Shef. No.
Look. I just want you to feel better.
It's not working, Rish.
It will work, Shef.
If it's not working, give me some time.
I can try to try once again.
-You won't be able to do it, Rish. -It will, it will.
Why are you talking like that?
Now I will have to go to a man
who can actually make me feel better.
He's a little expensive. But it'll be worth it.
-What! -Yeah!
So now, you will give money and feel better?
Yes.
So why am I working for free here then?
What is going on in this house, man?
You know what? Everybody in the family is becoming a bit too radical!
Shef, come back!
So tell me, Shefali.
How was your contest?
You didn't watch it?
Oops!
So, uh Chef Maria was tougher than we thought.
She was tough. She was focused.
And ladle by ladle, she destroyed my dream.
One defeat cannot define your life, Shefali.
So what defines me, Doc?
Your family. Your house.
Whether the channel is there or not
you are invaluable.
You are irreplaceable.
Because you are the glue that holds your family together.
Please, Doc. Stop mansplaining.
If a man leaves his job and sits at home
will you say that to him? No.
You will refuel his ambitions.
But you will twist a woman's dream back into the home.
Because clearly, a woman's dreams
are not as important as a man's dream.
And this, my dear, gives rise to the working woman's guilt.
No, no, Shefali.
Doc.
I was trying to show you the positive side.
But Doc, my family is not a consolation prize
for my work and my cooking channel.
I finally had a career.
And I loved everything that came with it.
The followers, the free gifts, the likes.
The 'Oh! You are so beautiful, ma'am' comments.
I want all of that.
Everything is over, Doc.
Rishabh had said my channel is not important.
And now everybody will forget me.
He said that in anger.
But his words are coming true, Doc.
For once in his life he'll be right.
And he'll be so happy.
It's not like that at all, Shefali.
Rishabh's happiness doesn't lie in your defeat.
I hope so, Doc. I really hope so.
Pure Shilajit.
Clinically researched for strength
stamina, endurance.
Oh, I'm so sorry. Sorry, sorry, uncle.
It's okay, son.
An uncle is also like your father.
And you don't apologize to your father.
Look, I address every elderly man as uncle.
But that doesn't mean that every uncle is my father.
Oh, it's for Shef. I mean, it's for me. So that...
I have only one Shef for long drives.
I understood.
Rishabh, you... are very lucky.
Why, are you leaving the city?
Not so lucky.
You are part of the cohort who found your life partner quite soon.
You are not like me.
I wandered around with a guitar in my hand.
You have your whole life ahead of you.
Shef and you will grow old together.
But Sonu and I...we met when our past was bigger than our future.
But whatever of my life I have left, I want to spend it with Sonu.
So you don't want to go on long drives with anyone else?
I will even sell my car, Rishabh.
Oh, by the way, Sonu has signed those papers.
Pick it up from home.
From home? Oh, you've moved in now?
Jia, tell me quickly. Jacket or no jacket?
Where are you going?
On a drive. With Yug.
Here I've fought with Adi and Rocky, and I'm sitting in my nightdress
and you are going on a date?
I mean, Yoyo is speaking the truth, this world is really coming to an end.
Like forever.
What happened?
It's that idiot, Adi's message.
She's going to Pune for a few days.
Now she wants time to think.
Bloody copycat.
And Rocky is also not talking to me.
Till yesterday both of them were running after me.
And today, both of them are running away from me.
How can anyone be so indecisive?
Listen, do one thing.
Come on a drive with Yug and me. It's okay.
Now what will I do in between two nerds, D?
You have fun.
And listen.
Don't wear the jacket.
You don't need to look like a grandma every time.
Go.
Go, man!
Going.
So 530K.
Wow!
-Hi, Shefali. -Hi.
What are you doing here?
I've also been asking her this for a while.
But she is not saying anything.
You bring two cups of tea.
Sister-in-law, don't give milk to the snake.
So bring two cups of black tea.
That's more like it. I will bring it right away.
Hi. I'm...I'm so sorry for just coming like this.
I was not too sure whether...
No. That's okay. That's okay.
Tell me.
Hi, Chef Maria.
Hi, Rishabh.
How come you are here, and you're not drinking anything?
Tea is coming, Rishabh. And...
This is not a contest.
So you don't need to take any initiative.
Oh!
Okay.
So...
So Chef Maria, how come you're here?
You have already snatched everything that belonged to Shef.
-Rish. -I...I'm sorry.
But that was a competition. And I did win it.
Fair and square.
Yes, but the whole world saw it, right? That too live.
Why do you want to assert it again?
-Rish. -I have not come to assert anything.
I have come to tell you something.
Well, Shefali. That day after winning the competition
I got a call from an investment company.
They want to hire me as their head chef for a cafe.
Which means, my menu, my kitchen
and absolutely no interference.
-Yeah. -That's wonderful.
You know, Shefali, that day, when I went home after winning
I started feeling so lonely inside.
I have absolutely no one to share my happiness with.
You know, no mom, no dad.
No grandparents. No one.
And you...you just have your entire wolf pack.
To share your grief.
I did.
You know, I have been working in this city for many years.
And I think I've done pretty well for myself.
But right now, it just doesn't seem to matter anymore.
#Urban loneliness.
Is there even such a thing?
-It is. -Well then, I guess
that's what it is.
And so I have decided that I
will return to Goa.
-To my family. -What?
I can run my cooking channel from Goa also.
And as far as this offer is concerned
I have recommended the name of a chef
who I think is very talented.
What?
-Who? -Who?
So, would you like to meet the investors?
Huh?
Oh!
What can I even say?
Just say yes, mom!
I know. Say yes!
-Okay. Okay. -Don't say okay. Say yes!
-Yes. -Yes.
Yes!
Oh, my God! I...I can't believe...
what I thought about you and what you turned out to be, Maria.
Really.
Rish, can you believe it?
My own cafÃ©, Rish.
I can totally believe it, baby.
And this is just the beginning.
You will have a chain of cafÃ©s.
In different cities. In different countries.
Your followers will increase and you will get the blue tick.
And not just that.
You will have your own cookbook.
You will be a judge on cookery shows.
You will finally get paid to judge people, Shef.
You will be a star, Shef.
A star.
I will be a superstar.
[Phone rings]
Hello, Mr. Doofus.
Yes. I am coming.
I am coming right now, with the papers.
Okay. Okay. Bye.
Mom signed the papers?
Look. I told you everything will be fine.
And it's has. Guys, we all have to celebrate.
Chef Maria. You are the best.
-Thanks. -Okay. I got to go.
-Okay. -Bye! Bye! Bye!
I just...I'm...
Can I give you a hug?
-Yeah. -Okay.
I think so...
This is amazing!
Thank you.
-Thank you so much. Sister-in-law! Sister-in-law!
don't hug the snake!
Go and put milk in the tea.
Go!
Okay. I need that hug again.
Thank you so much.
Yug!
I know, Dia.
That day, what happened after the exam
shouldn't have happened.
Sorry.
Why? Didn't you like kissing me?
-No. No. -What?
I mean, yes.
So what were you saying, Dia?
I was saying that that 6 hour flight
will have to be taken by both of us in turns.
That is, if you want to keep seeing me.
Of course. I want to keep kissing you.
Seeing you.
But now, what will we do about Boston's cold?
And if I say that you won't feel cold?
Better.
Much.
Well, Dia.
This time, I am feeling quite dizzy.
And the probability of staying here seems less to me.
I am ready.
How are you, kitty?
I am ready, Thakur.
-Shef. -Yes.
Isn't this the bottle that we had saved for special occasions?
Of course. This is the same bottle, Rish.
And today is such a special occasion for both of us.
I'm so excited.
Remember, Shef.
You had said that we can never win a lottery.
And now, just look at us.
Double jackpot.
I know right, Rish.
I just spoke to the investors. And it is all set.
Now I will, not just hypothetically, but actually
be able to afford Rujuta Diwekar.
Can you believe it?
Kareena and I will have the same dietician.
I am so proud of you.
You are such a go-getter, baby.
Cheers.
Cheers, baby.
Nice wine.
You know, baby.
I was also thinking that when I tell my employees
about the merger, they'll be so happy.
This is a big deal for the ball bearing industry.
It's ball breaking.
It's revolutionary.
It's a merger, Rish. Where did revolution come into it?
Yes.
I'll tell you what.
Let's plan a holiday.
Huh?
Sri Lanka.
Now we even have money. Rich people's Goa.
Oh baby, forget Sri Lanka.
Think big. Let's think a little bigger.
Maldives.
We won't have to pay for excess baggage also.
We only have to only wear a swimsuit.
You're doing this on purpose, right Rish?
What?
How can you be so insensitive and selfish?
All the time.
What did I say now?
I mean, you are not recommending anything besides beach destinations.
Despite knowing that right now, I don't have my usual bikini bod.
Baby, you and Kareena are going to see Rujuta.
Oh! That means, unless my diet begins
you won't plan the trip.
That means, you also believe that I have put on weight.
[Knocking]
Who is it?
God. God's avatar.
Mom, open quickly. It's urgent.
What happened, Yoyo?
Mom, open the door please.
Come, let's start with Zoru's wedding presentation.
Oh Rish, you forgot your moustache.
So what happened, you also forgot about your tail.
What the hell, guys!
Doofus. Dumbbell.
What are you doing here?
It was my idea. I thought instead of suffering alone
it's better that we suffer together.
But what are you guys doing?
Yes, good question.
What were you guys doing, man?
Uh...
-Oh yes! -What was going on, guys?
We were practicing a special performance for Zoru's wedding.
This.
Really, brother?
It means you are genuinely ready for my wedding!
Of course, Zoru. Rish's happiness lies in your happiness.
-We were! -Brother!
Brother.
Thank you.
By the way, you would also make a great Thakur.
Unreal.
You'll be a great Batman.
Okay, everybody.
Let's start the presentation.
-Okay. Come on. -Come on. Come on.
-Come on. -You guys also come.
I am going to take a while to get over this, guys.
Guys, this is so exciting. I just love weddings.
But where is Dia?
She has gone out with her first real boyfriend.
-Yug. -What?
She has her first real boyfriend, and she didn't even tell us.
Uh...she found him very recently.
She doesn't want to lose him so soon.
So how is this Yug?
She said he isn't really handsome or charming.
Apparently he is sweet and caring. #boring
Just shut up, Jia.
Nowadays finding sweet and caring and selfless boys
in itself is a miracle.
-Right, Rish? -Absolutely. Absolutely.
Yoyo. Come on, son. It's gotten so late. Come, let's start.
#Zoru finds his wife.
Nice.
It should be #Zoru the henpecked husband.
I'm kidding, man. I am kidding.
So, first of all, this wedding will be solar powered.
-What a fantastic idea! -Wow!
-Brilliant. -Son
how much do these solar panels cost?
I don't know.
What difference does it make?
Regardless of how much they cost, we will install them everywhere.
Next.
Mom, you will have to plan the menu.
Of course, baby.
We will prepare all the food with locally sourced
organic farm fresh ingredients.
It's a little expensive, but worth it.
Because after all, there is only one Zoru.
-Right, Rish? -Of course.
Man, both of you will make me cry today.
-Absolutely. -Next.
For the decorations we will use only those flowers
that have already fallen in the garden.
But Yoyo, it will take a lot of time to collect the flowers, right?
Before the wedding, we will all team up
and collect flowers from garden to garden together.
Here is the team's list.
I won't go with Rish.
-Why? -Why?
Because I don't want to do all the work alone.
Oh God! Both Adi and Rocky are in my team.
Yoyo, thank you so much.
For putting Rishabh and me in the same team.
Because... I kind of hate sharing.
And finally, my favourite.
The design of the altar made with fallen flowers.
Wow!
Yoyo, it's so pretty.
I am proud of you, son. Shef, do you remember?
Our wedding altar was so beautiful.
Not really, it was quite ugly.
Because your mom had chosen it.
Ouch!
Yoyo, I have never seen a more beautiful altar in my life.
When I get married, you will be my wedding planner.
Done.
Ours. You mean, our wedding, right?
Oh! Rishi, don't feel under pressure.
There is no hurry.
Whenever the time is right. Right?
Everybody is so happy about my wedding.
By the way, Doofus, don't wait too long.
Who knows?
Dumbbell might sit at the altar with someone else.
You are absolutely right, Dodo.
I can't take that chance.
Hey, what's going on here?
I am not pressurizing you. Nor am I forcing you.
Saurabh, will you...
Will you marry me, Saurabh?
Yes.
I knew it.
I mean, say yes.
Don't cry, Saurabh.
Say yes.
Yes!
Yes! Yes! Yes! A thousand times yes!
Wow!
Congratulations, guys!
Beautiful.
But this is my wedding altar!
Sweety.
One second.
Sweety is calling.
Hello, Sweety.
-Hi, Sweety. -Hi.
-Hi.
Well Sweety, how are you?
What's going on, Zoru?
Why do they look so happy?
Oh, Rishabh and Saurabh are getting married.
Like us. But in their own altar.
Rishabh and Saurabh.
Now who are they?
Oh, how do I explain this to you?
Consider them part of the family.
What kind of family is this, Zoru?
That keeps growing after every call.
No problem, when you come here, you will understand everything.
I won't be able to do all this, Zoru.
What won't you be able to do, Sweety?
Listen to what I'm saying carefully.
I wanted get married and come to the city.
So that I can get away from my crazy joint family
and start my own sweet nuclear family.
And so that I don't have to do other people's work, Zoru!
But to be honest only, your family doesn't seem less crazy to me.
Listen.
Not everybody is crazy in my family.
Only a few are.
Zoru.
Can you leave these people?
What are you saying, Sweety?
Where else will I find such a loving and happy family?
So then I am leaving you.
What are you saying, Sweety?
Where else will you find someone to love you like I do?
I met Michael yesterday.
Michael with a cycle?
Now he has a motorcycle.
And anyway, what he has, you will not have only.
Sweety, I will do pull-ups everyday. Okay? Look.
It's just a matter of a couple of inches!
He is an orphan and alone, Zoru.
You mean, nuclear.
Yes. Nuclear.
Sorry, Zoru.
He is here.
I am going, Zoru.
-Bye, bye. -Sweety. Swee...
Don't worry. Everything will be fine.