You want to have achari paneer tikka masala?
Haan? Where is it?
Page no. 8. Next to thai desert delight.
Under the Indian veg starters.
Hmm okay!
And lets order a jaljeera. Tiwari told me that Jaljeera helps avoid gastric troubles.
Allright you have it. I wont.
Then even I wont have it.
Okay. Your wish.
I was just asking if I should order it or not.
Allright. Then don’t order it.
But I feel like having it.
Then order it!!! What's the big deal Mikesh?
Why are you scolding me?
That uncle was watching us you know.
You should keep my public Image in mind before doing this.
You proposed to me in front of a rag-picker.
Don’t you lecture me on public etiquettes.
Are you mad at me? Did I mess something up?
No, everything is fine.
Are you sure?
Trust me. I’ll tell you if something’s bothering me.
So.
I'm good at acting right? I still remember.
You couldn’t even tell.
What do you remember?
Happy Birthday ma’am.
Happy Birthday! Am I not romantic. Everyone called me Roorkee’s
Shah Rukh Khan for a reason right? How can I forget 23rd November?
23rd December.
Shit!
What is this?
First surprise.
What? What more have you done?
Look at this.
What is this?
Our new home.
Ahh.. our?
Yes! Looked it up on commonfloor. com Then I went to check it out.
Spoke to Purushottam ji too. The documents shall be ready in 2 days.
You want to move in with me?
Yes, ofcourse! I’ll live with you only right? Tiwari is now
Staying with Gokul in Bhanduk. Don’t you like that flat?
It's not the flat Mikesh. It's us!
What's wrong with us?
Mikesh you left everything in the US and you came here
So that you can convince me to marry you.
And ever since you came here, I've convinced you for the opposite.
Even you don’t want to get married right?
I’m not able to drink jaljeera without your approval. How’d have I married you?
You know I was never
.. initially I wasn’t even serious
About this relationship.
Because I was really scared
About commitment, just getting vulnerable.
But somehow
My feelings grew towards you
And I started getting serious.
But when I got serious
Mikesh we are just never on the same page.
There has to be something really wrong with us.
Whaa..
Are you saying that we should..
I'm... I’m just saying that eventually we would.
So we should.
Happy birthday Tanya.
Surprise!
Next month.
Sorry Tanya. I was confident that you’re a capricon.
But then Mikesh said that you're really smart so you must be Sagittarian.
You're not even on facebook.
I followed his words like an idiot. Where is he?
Drink it all at once.
What’ll happen then?
Want more?
Dude It's just a break-up.
Millions of people break up everyday. I've broken up 17 times.
And anyway she wasn’t even Celina jaitely to make you cry over her.
There are many girls is this world dude. What say Brijmohan?
She’s a little naive, son. i'll speak to her.
I’ll get all sentimental and she’ll understand.
Why should you make her understand uncle?
Till when are you going to have to do this?
You only said that you wont force her for an arranged marriage.
So now you'll force her for a relationship?
What do you want son?
I don’t want anything uncle. I’m done with all this. I’m done!
I don’t want to get tangled into such complicated stuff anymore.
I just know one thing, DATA ANALYSIS. I’ll do just that now.
I’ve compromised a really big project to be here you know.
I receive a mail from them every Monday.
They’re calling me back.
Now I cant.. jeopardise my career for this.
Why shold I screw it up?
I don’t want to do this anymore.
What is the problem with your generation? You don’t like your wife.. change her?
You don’t like your girlfriend.. change her?
Tomorrow you wont like your parent.. what’ll you do then?
You guys have been committed for so long.
How can you give up so early? then you only tell me. What should I do?
I asked her to marry me. But she’s confused.
She does not let me sleep on the bed properly if we live in.
Now she’s got problems with the relationship too. Do I stalk her now?
No bro. You're doing the right thing! Brijmohan, just chill okay?
You committed a fundamental mistake by going easy on her.
And that’s why she took you for granted. Girlfriends should always be…
Hello babe! No I'm not with Mikesh. I am studying for UPSC right?
Yeah sure, ill get tomatoes. Okay bye. Love... so what was I saying?
Girlfriends should always.. yeah a girlfriend should always be kept on her toes.
I’m not here to listen to such bullshit.
Please try to think once.
I’ve already given it a thought uncle.
I replied back to the mail too.
They’ll send me back as soon as I get my visa.
I don’t even want to talk to you people.
You don’t try to understand only.
Do what you feel like.
Tanya, I completely forgot.
Mikesh wanted to show this to you yesterday night during the party.
Hi Tanu! How are you feeling? Happy Bday.
Mikesh? You’re sitting there and in the video too?
Cool!
Sexy t shirt dude!
Don’t thank me now. Consider me your man only.
So?
Excited?
So all your friends are there with you.
But there are some friends who could not make it.
They’ve sent a really nice message for you.
Let's hear what they have to say.
Cut!
Hello Tanya. How are you? Happy Birthday girl Happy Birthday!
What a moment! In the beginning I got really angry on seeing mikesh.
But then he told me that you guys are shifting.
It's really saddening Tanya. ill have to break your deposits now.
But It's nothing to worry about.. nothing to worry about.
I'll increase the rent of my next tenant now.
No problem at all. You guys enjoy.. party.. just get over with your party by 10pm.
There’s an issue with the setting right?
Hey Tanya! I'm really sorry. We couldn’t make it to the party.
My uncle is involved in a court case and we are the witnesses.
So yeah! Life’s been a bitch.
Anyhow you are a really sweet person.
On the count of 3.. everyone! one. two. three..
happy birthday Tanya!
Is it recording?
Yes it is.
Hi! Mikesh bhaiya! Hello tanu bhabhi.
Hi Tanya! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday yaar. You guys have no idea about what would have happened if you
guys wouldn’t have been present at our wedding. You are a stud mikesh bhaiya.
Really! Thank you guys! Mikesh bhaiya told us on the phone that you are
moving in together. Now we are just waiting for the news of your wedding.
Mikesh bhaiya.. wedding umm..
But get married guys.. It's wonderful
And chuck goa for your honeymoon.. come to nepal. It's
really beautiful. Haven’t really explored much though. Been
in the hotel for 2 days. But did look at the sites during
our ride from the airport. We’re just about to leave now.
Okay happy birthday once again! and bhaiya listen. The 3rd
Position was really cool. It goes on auto-pilot on coordination.
How was it?
I made the whole video.
For you!
I missed your birthday for 3 years right. So just making up for it.
And wanted to thank you too.
You’ve helped me a lot, Tanu
Do you remember the times when I missed Indian food a lot?
Then You used to teach me cooking from your kitchen on skype.
And when you did not know the cooking process of a
particular dish, you’d learn it up beforehand to teach me.
Now even I cook kadhai panner amazingly well. I've kept it in the refrigerator.
We shall have it tomorrow for lunch.
And remember how we used to watch the same movie at the same time?
And then we would talk about it while chatting.
It was such a wonderful time. Used to feel like we’re sitting
together and watching the movie.
You got so scared while watching the conjuring
All I wanted to tell you was.. you're not just my girlfriend,
You're like my best friend.
I'm so happy that we’re gonna be staying together.
Tanu you’re the best roommate one can ever have.
Now i'm going to say something in front of everyone, so don’t get embarrassed.
I LOVE YOU.
Now what are you looking at? Say that you love me too. And hug me.
And be sure, if you hug me.. everyone will start clapping.
Okay now speak to the mikesh sitting next to you..
because this mikesh is leaving now.
Ritu!
What am I doing ritu?
Stop crying
What if I'm wrong?
Listen!
Tanya!
I dont know mikesh. Hmm?
But I know you.
And you did the right thing.
Mikesh is really adorable.
But I don’t think..
I don’t think he knows about the responsibilities
Going to have.
Tomorrow when you guys will be required to take Important decisions of your live...
the cuteness, the romantic gestures.
They won't matter.
And frankly speaking Tanya, It's..
It's alright yaar.
There are a few relationships which aren’t meant to last forever.
It's.. It's okay.
What do you think?
Do you think laxaman and I will get married and have kids?
No right?
How does it matter yaar? Right now we both love each other.
We care for each other. But we both know that
Like everything else,
This wont last forever.
Hmm?
You..
You please stop crying. Please.
Everything will be alright. Hmm?
How could it go wrong?
My mother made me have curd and sugar early morning before I left.
And I told my father too; if i'm not able to complete this deal,
I shall become a postman in his desired post-office.
Being a broker is in my blood.
This deal shall be completed without any glitches.
My daddy helped Sangeeta Bijlani buy a flat.
Uncle don’t you know, who sangeeta bijlani is?
The 3rd woman in tridev.
Okay tridev? The film which had SRK in it?
Yeah coming.
You watched trI'murti uncle.
Uncle has gotten confused between tridev and trimurti.
Sign here. Sign here. Sign here, here and here.
You left this place.
Yeah sign there too.
Can I borrow a pen please.
This is the registerar’s office. The stationary shop is outside.
Next to the temple. Buy it from there.
(chastising) come here without a pen. Next!
I need to meet Mr. Atul chaubey. Are you atul chaubey?
-No. I'm Mahesh. -Okay
-Wait. Where are you going? -I am Atul.
Gimme your documents.
-Who is Mahesh then? -sit sit.
Tanya Nagpal shall live with Mikesh Chaudhary. You're mikesh chaudhary?
No I'm purushottam.
Are you their servant?
No i'm a broker.
Did you make these documents?
Yes!
What is this?
Pin code 022. This is the PIN CODE and you’ve put in the STD code?
Instead of Mr. and Mrs. , you’ve written bhaiya and bhabhi?
They are my clients. Giving them Respect is my obligation.
Abe!
Where’s the party?
I'll throw you a party in kanha’s ladies bar. First you finalise the papers.
Abe party! Where are your bhaiya and bhabhi? Where are the owners?
Ohh the house hunting party?
Why are they required?
I have to click their picture. They are supposed to sign here.
ohh!
My signature wont do?
Are you buying this house? Who is this guy yaar?
I told you. Purushottam.
Purushottam maharaj, firstly you rectify your documents.
And get both the parties along tomorrow.
If we postpone it to tomorrow. Daddy will hit me.
Abe!
Get both the parties by 4:30 today evening.
I don’t stay here after 5pm.
Get up and get both the parties right now.
Okay! ill get them.
Getting heated up for no reason.
God knows who left him open to mess around like this.
Next!
You have a pen?
Go, get it then!
Hello!
Cancel the deal.
No I don’t want that flat.
What?
Paperwork, deposits.. everything has been dealt with. All I need is your signature.
Deposit? Who gave you the deposit?
Mikesh ji! 2 lakhs as deposit, the rent for 3 months.
The only thing left is my brokerage. ill prefer cash.
Purushottam ji I told you over the phone right?
We don’t want the flat anymore. We both..
We just cant take the flat.
Bhabhiji it’s a wonderful house.
The windows have sliding doors. Shiny marble flooring
too... you can perfectly see the moon from the balcony.
you're not trying to understand purushottam ji. We..
You please speak to the owner and return mikesh’s money.
It's not a small amount.
I've spoken to the owner already. How do I now.. ?
Purushottam ji. We really cant rent the flat.
Mikesh ji!!
What were you trying to say?
Nah nothing.
We’re not renting the flat right?
Make me speak to the owner. ill take my deposit back from hI'm.
Where is he?
Llook atulji! I've decided that I wont give my flat to bachelors.
Last time I rented a 2BHK and got a 1BHK in return.
They broke the partitioning wall and I didn’t even get to know.
Hi
Hi! Rajat
Tanya nagpal
Ohh Tanya! I was wondering Who Tanya was. Didn’t get to meet her, where’s Tanya?
Whos tanya..
Mikesh. You spoke to me right?
Yeah. Mr Chaudhary. How are you?
You tell me? You were feeling good the last time we spoke. Gastric troubles.
Yeah! I took 2 glasses of jaljeera. Got better.
Ohh jaljeera. Jaljeera is the best remedy in such cases
I advocate this. People don’t listen to me only. Solves all the gas problems
Rajat wadhwani?
Mikesh chowdhary?
And Tanya?
Oey Ghatotkach. Stand up! Let madam have the seat.
No no! It's okay i'm fine.
Oye! Get up! Stand up and face that side.
Tanya ji. Please take the seat.
And Mikesh ji. You are
Required to sign here. Please!
Sir umm..
Actually rajat there’s been a slight change in plans.
We’ve discussed about it a lot and..
We cant take this flat
Ohh okay..
You're a stand up comedian?
No no I'm a data analyst.
There’s this graph and X and Y.. the axes..
Umm rajat what he’s trying to say is that
We cant take this flat. We’ll have to cancel this agreement.
Wait I was saying that we can't take this flat. We’ll have to cancel this agreement.
Sorry I just repeated the same thing.
Now please return the advance as early as possible. So sorry for the inconvenience.
What is this? Inconvenience?
I'm leaving for dubai on Sunday.
Do I search for new tenants on the airport?
Are you asking me sir? I have no idea about the airport.
Does any of you have any idea about the place youre sitting at?
Sir! We're in Mulund.
Abey yaar! You!.
See this is the registerar’s office.
If you guys want to while away tI'me,
Neptune Magnet mall is just next to this building.
Stuff there is on sale too.
But how can you? I.. I’m not returing any advance okay?
I'm not selling sarees here where in if you don’t like them, you return them.
Rajat we said that we are sorry. Now you cant just force us to..
Are what force? He checked the place hI'mself.
And he finalised the deal and then got a box of laddoos.
I told him that i've gastric troubles and he still forcefully made me have them.
I.. I’m not returning any money
Look this is not cool okay? You know we can take legal action against you right?
What do you think.. I’m afraid of you? I have my uncle's son too..
My relatives are in the high court okay? 3 lakhs 5 thousand right?
I'm not returing even 5 rupees to you
Now wait wait, gimme a minute..
I did not know you had gastric problems yaa.. gimme a minute.
This is the key to the flat. Now it's up to you if you want
to stay there or not. Give me the pen and ill sign and leave.
No you're not getting any pen.
I spend 1000 bucks monthly on the stationary.
And you two,
You should have thought about it before paying the advance right.
Now why are you changing your plans?
Now why aren’t you taking the flat?
Sir that’s a personal matter.
Okay then sanya ji sort it out personally right.
And It's 5 already.
My younger son has his karate class at 5:30.
What is it Mukesh ji?
Tell me what is it?
Why aren’t you taking the flat?
Sir the thing is,
We aren’t together now.
But you're sitting together only
We’re sitting together, but
We are not together anymore
Why are we all quiet?
No.. see I understand the situation but..
I cannot return the money so you both
decide between yourselves about the person staying in my flat.
But how can you not..
What HOW CAN YOU not... sort it out between yourselves or forget the advice.
Listen don’t act like you care okay?
Why are you talking like this here?
I was just saying because you need it. You need it so you should take it.
I don’t need it.
Why don’t you need it?
Because i'm going back..
US!
Now I cant scew it up again.
You used to say right, “mikesh grow up”. Now I've grown up.
Listen!
You’ve to go to US.
He has to go to dubai
And i've to go the karate class in 15 minutes.
And here you go. I'm giving you my pen too.
Now whoever wants the place...
Please sign here quickly.
Please.
Allright ill take the place. Where am I supposed to sign?
Below the..
You're completely doing it the right way.
You continue, you continue.
You want to come across as the better person by demeaning me right?
I'm demeaning you? I'm being the better person?
Mikesh you wanted to get married in the beginning.
Then you didn’t want to get married.
You also had doubts about our future. Didn’t you?
What future?
Is marriage the only future?
The rest is bullshit?
Marriage is a one-day procedure where in random people come as guests,
stuff themselves with chicken roti and leave.
The before- and after- marriage periods don’t matter???
You're saying all this?
The guy who proposed to me without brushing his teeths as soon
as his plane landed in india.
You spoke to my father and looked up the house with him without my permission.
And now you’re behaving as if marriage was my agenda.
You think we split because you said no to marriage. No!
We are poles apart okay?
I function on logic and you function on emotions which is great for you
But i'm not the one who is going to make you happy.
There’s an outcome for everything Mikesh and I'm not your outcome.
You speak so quickly.. yada yada yada.. i completely miss out on the matter midway.
What is this outcome?
Is love no outcome?
There’s no such thing as outcome. It's all bullshit.
And with your logic, our 3-year spanning long-distance relationship
wouldn’t have been possible.
But we did it right?
Because we loved each other.
I told you long back also,
our relationship is like a partnership in cricket.
If I miss out on 2-3 deliveries, you take care it in the next over.
But you two left the pitch and ran away.
You didn’t try only.
Fuck yaar!
Atleast sign the documents before leaving!!
What?
Hi Mikki! Whats up!
Nothing. I was just about to leave.
You can do this and I cant??
Be original
Mikesh please! You scared me a lot okay.
Am I ghost.. that I ended up scaring you?
Okay I'm sayin no.. i'm sorry i'm really sorry
No! when I commit a mistake. How long do you keep being mad at me?
Your antics are such only mikesh.
But I don’t break up like you right?
Sorry! I over reacted okay?
Are?
What are you doing?
You're so tall yaar! I'm not even being able to hug you.
Hug the guy you intend on marrying.
But I want to hug you only
But I don’t right? What is this yaar?
Okay fine.
But I want to ask you something okay?
What? You're gonna come running?
Shhh.
See mikesh I have no idea about when we’re gonna get married
And honestly I don’t even care.
All I know is that if we’re together,
You'll irritate me a lot.
You'll surprise me on the wrong dates.
You wont give me any personal space and we’ll fight a lot.
But I want all these fights
To happen with you only.
So!
Mikesh chowdhary!
Will you please be my roommate forever?
Cool!
Actually I forgot my car key in this keychain only
What are you doing?
My car’s key yaar. Your nails could help. will you please take it out.
Oh man! You should be a little careful with your key right?
Really sorry
Thank you and congrats.
And please do something about the post-dated checks alright.
Hello daddy!
Tear the post office’s admission form and throw it away.
Your son has become a professional broker today.
Is this a festive occasion?
Get going and finish your respective works.
It’s the registerar’s office.
Get going!
Mukesh!
Saniyaji!
Please sign the forms now.
It's quarter to 6 already!
Now if you don’t do it, my wife is gonna carry out karate lessons on me only.
The pen is also with you.
It's in your pocket.
Here here.
We’ve sorted out the house but
What about US?
ill call you once I reach the airport.
ill miss you.
No you wont.
Because mikki will always be with you.
Ohh. 4th surprise.
Could you be any lamer?
I had a great tI'me.
Bye!
Mikki!
I'm getting all tensed up and worried.
Tension out
Tanu!
You'll forget me in a year. You wont break up with me right?
No! I'm sorry
No. I'm sorry.
I love you.
I love you too
Hi Tanu! Nice pictures right?
There are many more. I've attached them in this mail.
This is my winter look. The jacket looks so hot with the stubble.
New York is an amazing place yaar.
Times square is just like the church gate signal. But with better lighting.
Tiwari had also come. We played a lot in the snow.
I tend to slip a lot in the snow yaar.
We shall come to new York only for our honeymoon.
Tiwari was saying that touching the feet of the statue of
Liberty is know to Improve the love life of couples.
Sorry for not being able to video chat with you.. the
Web-cam had fallen in my soup yaar.
Made in china and sank in Chinese.
My sense of humor tends to freeze up in the cold yaar.
Allright then, ill mail you tomorrow morning now. I'm going to eat a pizza
Right now. You go to sleep now okay? Bbye! Enjoy!
Hello!
Hi Tanu! What are you doing?
FFFuck!