Mickey.
-Mickey, wake up. -Yes.
We don't talk in the morning.
We should wake up in the morning and go on morning walks.
And have tea. I want to start cooking for you, Mickey.
Is everything all right?
Mickey, I love you so much.
How can I love someone so much?
Tanu, what has happened? You are scaring me.
Mickey, you have taken such a big step for me.
What did I do?
You have decided to leave this country for me.
And I know how much you like it here.
-When? -Yesterday.
Come on. Don't ruin it now.
Listen. Do you know any agent?
I think we should understand the whole process of shifting abroad.
-Yes. I will look for an agent. -Hmm.
Are you sure that we will leave our country?
To be honest,
I was a little confused.
Mickey, but when you agreed last night, I don't have any doubts at all.
Mickey, we should inform our parents about it, right?
It's such a huge step.
I have told your dad about it.
Oh? What did he say?
Something stupid. You wouldn't want to know.
I think he is jealous of us.
-Did you tell mom? -Tanu, you are always in such a hurry.
Mom just came and if I tell her now,
she will think that I am asking her to leave indirectly.
Why would she think so?
Hey, she is my mom. I know her.
She will feel even worse if you tell her.
Let me handle this.
I am so excited.
I think letting someone know is the first step.
-Miku? -Miku.
Yes.
You wanted to confuse Tanya.
But you made her even more determined now.
The ones in data handling are mad in management.
I am not just a data guy. I even did an executive MBA for a year.
Did you do that at a local college or what?
Keep quiet, Puroshottam.
This is amazing. You are making me do your chores and scolding me as well.
You are saying such things that are making me angry.
Do you know any agent who gets the visa made and sends people abroad?
-Are you looking for an agent? -Yes.
I will call every agent in Mumbai.
I will enquire and let you know soon.
Wait. I am getting a call.
-Give it to me. -It's okay.
I am angry with him.
He is the one who asked me to never say no.
-Hello -Yes, Mikesh. Did you speak to Tanya yesterday?
Have you ever thought about why you
are so frustrated even after getting married twice?
What nonsense are you talking about?
You made a fool out of me. Do you think God is not watching this?
When did I fool you?
You asked me to agree with Tanya.
And then she will become confused. In fact, she was confused.
And now, she is sure.
Hey, not confused. She is bored of you.
That's why she wants to go.
Yes. I got it. You won't become Taimur just by giving a speech about wars.
You are that elephant who attacked...
Stop it. I will hang up now.
Calling a demon dad doesn't make him a dad. I got to know that today.
I am Tanya's dad.
You can call me uncle.
-Bye, uncle. -Wait a minute.
If you treat your son-in-law like a son, they start behaving like your dad.
-I am going to hang up now. -So am I.
I will hang up as I am angry.
Even I am angry. So, I will hang up as well.
Bye. I am hanging up.
Bye.
Miku, this was planted at your neighbour's place.
I plucked a branch and brought it here.
-Really? -Yes. I will plant it here.
Did you see that? You can even plant them in the can.
The cans are over but we still have some plants.
Wow. You changed the look of the entire balcony.
Good morning, Tanya.
Tanu, you should drink a couple of beers while returning from work today.
-What? -Why are you forcing her to drink beers, Miku?
What is there is force her? Tanya drinks a lot of beer.
Mickey, did you book my cab?
No. Puroshottam will drop you.
No way.
Uh, I mean no, thank you. Bye, mom.
Are you upset with me?
Come. I will see you off till the lift.
Listen.
I hope Tanya didn't have a problem
with me sowing these plants.
It's her home, after all.
How is it only her home? I pay half the rent as well.
If she has a problem, she can call her mom to sow plants as well.
Miku, I have not come here to do all this.
Mom, you can do whatever you want without any hesitation.
You can sow plants without worrying.
If there is a problem, let it be.
You have come here after two years. Her parents are always here.
What are you saying?
Is this how we raised you?
Even you call her parents mom and dad, right?
Dad asked me to call him uncle this morning.
That's because your actions are such.
Mom, you don't know he keeps saying nonsensical things about Tanya as well.
-What does he say? -Like she is bored of me.
Why is she bored of you?
I don't know, mom. It must be genetic.
Have you ever been bored of dad?
Yes.
Huh?
Yes. I mean I used to get bored.
I don't know what I was bored of but I was bored.
Yes. My brother and his wife want to go abroad.
Why would they go on a honeymoon? Their age to go on a honeymoon is gone.
Six years back.
Will you get us the tickets or not?
No. I don't want regular vegetables.
The same usual vegetables and all.
Send exotic vegetables across.
Yes. Mushroom, broccoli, asparagus, zucchini, aubergine and all.
Send the coloured capsicum. Don't send the green ones.
I have applied for that. Yes.
-Hey, Tanu. Come. -I did that.
Look at this. I was checking out paint shades. This house is very dull, Tanu.
-This is too boring. You need to jazz it up a little. -Yes.
Just paint this wall red.
-Red. -Who gets their house painted red?
Red is trending these days.
-The Tiwaris got it painted red. It looks so sexy, mom. -Yeah.
Hey, I told you Singapore.
And you are showing me a Shirdi Shignapur package.
Don't go by my face. My brother and his wife are rich.
Who is calling me in the afternoon?
Hello?
Yes. My brother and his wife want to go abroad.
They are not labourers. They are engineers.
What do you mean by it's the same thing?
Mickey, the first round of my interview got cleared.
When are you going to tell mom about
the fact that we are going to settle abroad, Mickey?
-When will we tell her? -Yes. Actually...
I will talk to her. I am not getting the right opportunity.
Yes. I am tired of finding it. Please send me your full address.
Your left or mine?
Let's do this. Let us both face the sun.
And then tell me if it's on your left or mine.
What do you mean that the sun has already set?
Please come.
Hey, Ghatotkach.
-Hey, Mr. Chaubey. -Hey, Mukesh.
-Greetings. -Greetings.
You are my old client. Please sit. Why are you standing? Sit down.
I didn't know that you have become an agent now.
What should I do, Mukesh? My son didn't clear the medical exam.
The peon's son cleared it.
My peon was showing me attitude at my office.
Then I sent my son to Canada to save my honour.
I spent so much money on that
that I thought of becoming an agent than doing registration.
Mr. Chaubey, you did the right thing.
So, all three of you want to go abroad?
Not me. Both of them.
Both of them will go abroad. Not everyone can go there.
Go and stand there at the back then. Go on.
Yes, Mukesh. Tell me.
Mr. Chaubey, we want to understand the whole process
of getting a work visa and permanent residency.
Hmm. Even you want to understand that or you know it?
He knows everything. He lived in the US for many years.
-You can make Tanya understand. -Keep quiet for a while.
And go and sit in the waiting room. Go.
-The glass... -Go there.
I was asking because the fees differ for two people.
-Yes. -That's okay.
Just make us understand the procedure.
Look, Europe and Australia are still delusional
that they can do without Indians.
And America has already put up the board of house full.
The most welcoming these days is Canada.
Canada is great.
There is a procedure of 1200 points for Canada.
If you get more points that the cut-off,
then your chances of getting the PR will be more.
600 are core points out of 1200 points.
And 600 are additional points.
But getting additional points for you will be difficult.
-Why? -Have you ever studied in Canada?
-No. -Do you have any relatives there?
Any relative for that matter.
Just about any relative will do.
Is anyone there?
No. They are in Nepal.
Have you ever worked there?
Look, you have to score well in the rest of the 600 points.
How much did they score in the first 600 points?
Zero.
Why? Didn't both of you revise properly?
Hey, Mukesh. Did you adopt him or what?
No. He is a close friend. That's all.
Go outside! Go.
He is making me get out of here as well. Come.
Look, the main factors in the rest of the
600 points are education, English and age.
-Hmm. -But
your age of maximum points is closed.
But no one can tell that by looking at me.
I am saying so by looking at you.
You too.
Hey, Mukesh. Forget about all this. Tanya, forget this. Give it to me.
Give it to me. Forget about all this.
Look, you have stayed abroad.
So, you will get the PR easily.
Do this. Declare Tanya to be dependent on you.
Tanya is not dependent. She is absolutely independent.
Just leave!
He is making me leave again.
Mr. Chaubey, we are not married.
-No? -Hmm.
Mukesh.
What's the problem?
Our paperwork is not done yet.
It's working on trust.
Trust?
Will that create a problem with the PR?
Not at all. Bachelors get more points.
-Great. -But you have to apply as singles.
-Yes. I am applying for jobs as well. -That's great then.
Do this. Take this form with you.
Fill it out and send it across.
I will get the process started for you.
Yes. Okay?
-Okay then. -Thank you.
Mickey, listen. I have filled out the form. Did you pay Mr. Chaubey?
I forgot.
-Well, tell mom about it. Bye. -Yes, I will tell her.
-Bye, mom. -Bye, Tanu.
Miku, you took a leave today as well.
No. I will go.
I go late. Why should I go early?
Tanu works so hard. She leaves early in the morning
and comes home late in the evening. Right?
She is a workaholic.
Does she drink a lot?
Hey, not alcoholic, it's workaholic.
What's that?
Those who don't have friends, they become friends with work.
It's trending these days.
Tanu doesn't have friends?
She has one friend, Shraddha. She is also going to Germany now.
-In the building? -She doesn't talk to anyone in the building.
She is even on the phone inside the lift.
Let me do this. Let me call the ladies of the building home tonight.
It will help pass your time and Tanu will become friends with them as well.
Maybe she will start coming home sooner then.
Let me leave a message on the group of the ladies of the society.
I am the one who uses that.
Meet Shiv and Arya's mom.
They are really nice.
Hi, Ahana. How are you?
Hi, Tanya. I am good.
Listen. Our CEO, Brendon, wanted to interview you.
Oh, yeah. Sure.
No. I mean in the next 30 minutes.
Brendon really liked your profile and it's very tough to get him.
I am really sorry if I am making it difficult for you.
But can you do it?
Yeah. No. Of course. I will be home in 30 minutes.
-So, I will be ready. -All right. I will schedule it.
-Okay. Thanks. Bye. -Bye.
Driver, please drive faster.
He doesn't realise how heavy he is.
He is huge.
He is a huge dog but he is very cute.
That dog has a pure heart.
Hey, Tanu. What's up?
-Well, is she your wife? -No.
-She is your close friend? -No. We have a proper affair.
-Affair? -Affair?
I doubt it.
Hey, we do role play as well.
- Role play. - Role play.
Tanu, meet my building friends.
-Building friends, this is Tanu. -Hi, Tanu.
-Hi, everyone. -Hi.
Hi.
Come. Join us.
We are playing Tambola.
I will see you guys in a bit. Okay? Excuse me.
She just returned from work. She must be tired.
She will change and come. She is wearing formal.
Miku, go and check.
Mom, she will come. Get your Tambola ticket.
Come on!
Yeah. Give me one.
Come on!
Next.
Two fat ladies. 88.
Oh.
Look at that.
What do we call it?
The prize is rupees 200.
Come on!
Next one.
Hi, Tanya. How are you doing?
Hi, Brendon. I am really good. How are you?
Miku, she is fine, right?
Mom, she will come. She will take half an hour to shower and freshen up.
-Tanu? -Thank you so much for the opportunity.
I would not miss this for the world. I am so grateful.
We are grateful to you because I saw your profile and I am so interested.
Thank you so much. And likewise. I went through your company's
profile and everything about it.
-Tanya, do you have a charger? -It's so good.
I can hear a lot of noise coming in the background.
Are you sure you want to do this right now?
Yes. Of course. We can. Actually, I am at home.
So, I am absolutely free to do it.
Sounds like an Indian bazaar.
That's India for you. I am sorry about that.
-Oh. -What are you doing? You came straight away to the room.
We will keep it a surprise.
Tanya, we need to reschedule this.
It's not happening right now.
And I will speak to you.
No, Brendon, I...
Come on. Come out.
Last entry then.
It's all okay. Please.
Mikesh, what the hell is going on?
Overnight.
We are playing Tambola.
Everyone is waiting for you outside. Your ticket is kept aside.
What's wrong with you? Who are these people?
My society friends.
Shiv and Arya's moms and Aunt Shalini are there.
You meet them in the lift and the society.
Ladies.
I am sorry.
I can't afford to have parties at home
after coming home from a long day at work.
And I don't know what Mikesh has told you and called you all here.
But I am definitely not the welcoming host.
So, please leave my house.
Leave him.
I will announce the names of the winners in the group.
You should do all this without me. I can't tolerate this anymore.
Tanu, it's me.
I am sorry, mom.
-I am so sorry. -No.
Miku went outside to get something.
Okay. I am sorry.
No. That's okay.
Tanu, I wanted to talk to you about something.
Yes, mom.
Is everything fine?
Yes, everything is fine.
Actually, I should be apologising to you, mom.
What for?
After dad passed away,
I should have been in touch with you.
Hey, no. It's nothing. It's okay.
Are you fine?
I had a lot of fun travelling on a flight alone this time.
Huh?
When he was around, he would rush everything.
Sit here. Get ready quickly. Pack this and that.
We used to reach the airport four hours early. Seriously.
I did everything according to me.
Absolutely peacefully.
I am so happy to hear that.
Girls talk, huh?
Oh.
-Sandwich. -Yes.
Tanu.
I don't want to interfere between Miku and you.
No, mom.
I just wanted to ask if everything is going fine.
Yes, mom. Everything is fine.
There are misunderstandings sometimes. That's it.
-I hope it's not because of me. -Not at all.
Why would it happen because of you?
What's your fault in it?
Whose fault is it? Miku?
No. It's not his fault either.
I think he gets a little careless in the excitement of your arrival.
Actually, mom.
Uh...
Mikesh and I are thinking about settling abroad.
I have even started looking for jobs.
Oh.
So, that's really nice.
Wow!
Then what's the problem?
-You don't have a problem? -Huh?
No. Mikesh thinks that you would feel that we are leaving you behind.
Really? Oh.
Come. Miku.
Hmm?
Hey, Miku, you are just impossible.
Tanu just gave me such great news.
Couldn't you tell me about it?
Which news did she give you?
What do you mean by which news?
Both of you are shifting abroad.
What could be better than this?
Is that great news for you?
It's great, right?
You mean you don't have a problem with your only son settling abroad
leaving you behind?
Hey, if my child progresses there and is happy,
then a mother is bound to be happy too.
Then I will take long flights and come there to travel.
Right?
Huh?
Where are you going?
To find a job.
-Mom. -Well.
You are a rockstar.
-Well, tell me something. -Yes?
This beer.
Do you mix it with water or...
Or just...
Just drink it.
-Do you want to try it? -No.
Just for once.
With me, mom.
-No. -Trust me.
Just once.