Come. This place has Scandinavian architecture, you see.
Mickey, where have you brought me? What is this place?
I can blindly vouch for this guy.
He has sent many people to Canada.
Where is your boss?
His auto rickshaw is stuck in traffic.
He's an important man, you see. We'll have to wait for him.
Listen, we're paying him for this. He may be important in his own house.
Actually, this is his own house.
He lives right here and does all his work from here.
Oh, I see. He lives right here.
Still under construction perhaps.
He moved in early I guess.
So, if this is his house, then what is he doing in the auto rickshaw?
He's never home at night. Every night he's out sleeping with a new girl.
But please don't underestimate him.
He's India's most famous independent artist.
And who are you all?
We're dependent artists. I'm Jizzy.
Talaa.
That's me.
Your drawstring is hanging.
It's for easy access, bro.
Vicky, it's not going to work out for us here. That guy is just staring at me.
Have patience, Shorty.
He has a world record in this job.
Even Air Canada hasn't sent as many people to Canada as our boss has.
Just relax.
There, our boss is here.
-Lakshman. -Hey, what's up, hottie?
-Hey. -Alright. Alright.
-Hey, what's up, man? -What's up, boss?
And, Chica, the name's Lleo.
LLEO. What's up, fella?
-Hey, Lleo, it's you. -So, you heard it?
-What? -Hey, Lleo. It's you!
My album's latest single.
-Didn't hear it yet? -No.
-Jizzy, give me a beat. -Let's go.
-The CBI guys know my face so well. -Yo.
-The Income Tax guys know my address so well. -Hard.
-When there's news on TV, I'm under arrest. -Bars!
-And the hot chicks say, Hey, Lleo, it's you. -Hey, Lleo, it's you.
-Kishkish. -Schoosh. Schoosh.
-Heard it? -No.
Actually, I don't listen to rap.
They speak so fast. I can hardly catch up.
Good God. These guys don't know how to appreciate art.
All right. Tell me. What brings you here?
-Actually... -We want to go to Canada.
When?
-It's not hard and fast. -ASAP.
Got your bags along?
Why are you laughing, bro? We have a show tomorrow in Vancouver.
-Fly away, O' Pigeon, fly away. -Flutter!
Half the crew left yesterday. The rest are leaving tomorrow.
You can tag along.
That's not how we want to go, Lleo. It's not even allowed.
-Heard it? -What?
-It's Not Allowed. -What?
It's another song from the same album.
Jizzy, give me a beat.
Hey, hold on, Lleo. We're not here to listen to your songs.
Stop fooling around and tell us how we can go to Canada legally.
Your loss. Look, it will take a lot of time legally.
You'll get stuck in unnecessary paperwork.
So, it's better you leave tomorrow.
If you get a PR, I'll send the papers over to you there.
And if you don't, then you can stay back there.
What?
Mickey, are you serious? All this sounds so shady.
I doubt how you even go to America.
Lleo keeps going to Canada. He has contacts there.
I thought he'd be of some help.
No, now you listen to me.
Tell Puroshottam to get our papers back from Mr. Chaubey.
I don't think he can do it.
And I don't think even Lleo can do it.
Why does every girl say that, man?
That, Lleo, you can't do it.
Listen, Tanya. Please give me one chance. I'll give my best. Trust me.
Let's go.
Hey, leaving so soon, bro?
Tanya, please let Mikesh stay back for some time.
-It's been a while. -Yeah.
-Yes, please. -Please.
Please.
Look, I want to come.
But he's insisting me to stay back.
-Please. -Please.
Just remember to get the papers back from Mr. Chaubey.
Tell him that he doesn’t have to submit our application.
Yes, absolutely. I'll take care of all that. Don't worry.
-I'm leaving. -Bonita, I can drop you.
-No. -I have a scooter.
So, I'll stay back, okay?
I'll be back in ten minutes. You go ahead.
-Yes. -You have messed it all up, man.
Forget it. Come, let's have some fun.
-Oh, yeah! -Stop it, guys.
What's wrong with you?
Why are you so desperate to go to Canada?
I am not the desperate one here, she is.
And she'll drag me along with her.
So, then let her go. Get rid of her.
-What? -What kind of a man loses an opportunity
to let go of a dominating girlfriend?
-Facts! True! -No, dude. That's not what I want.
Bro, I can swear on him and say that she won't be able to stick it out there.
-Why? -Want to know why?
Bro, do you know that
you have to do all the chores by yourself in Canada?
Dusting, mopping, cleaning utensils and so on.
Yes, I know.
And I know Tanya better than you do.
She'll make you do all the work there.
Come on. Tanya's not that heartless.
Bro.
You are blinded by love.
And we.
We are illuminated by hatred.
Make her do all the household work.
Tell her that she can experience her Canadian life right here in India.
By dusting, scrubbing utensils and doing all other chores.
She will stop obsessing about going to Canada.
Let alone Canada, she'll say I'll be happy in Chembur.
Nice. Well said, boss.
Then find him a nice apartment.
No, I mean, that was such an awesome hook.
-I'll Be Happy -In Chembur.
You. Shorty, wanna come to Chembur? Yes, you.
-Our boss will shower his riches on you. -Yes.
You're a dusky beauty, yes, you!
You're the sparkling chain around my neck. Yes, you!
Hey! You guys are back again?
-Whoa! Run! -I've warned you so many times!
-Are we leaving? -What's your wife's ID?
We can hang it. It's a wide shot.
Don't you dare come back!
Oh, my God.
Good God!
Oh, no!
-Dear God! Oh, no! -Look! What happened to him?
Good God! Oh, my God!
-Is he all right? -He's dead.
-What? -Someone killed uncle.
-But who is he? -And where did the pot fall from?
-Let's call the police right away. -Yes.
-Yes. Call the police. -Why call the police, madam?
Let's call a doctor.
No use calling the doctor now. It's too late.
What nonsense, Sudarshan?
-Check his pulse first. -Why should I?
Am I a doctor or a guard?
Is there a doctor in this building?
Any doctor around? Doctor!
There's no doctor. But the SP lives here. He must be at home now.
-Go, Sudarshan. -Madam!
-Go and get him here. -Just a minute!
Why call the SP? Let's call someone from his family.
Aunt, he doesn't have a family here. His children live in the US.
-Oh! -And his wife died three years ago.
So, right now, we are his family.
-What? -He was such a good man.
-Sudarshan! -Whoever has done this will go to hell.
-Yes. That's right. -Hold on.
It's you. You're Mikesh's mother, aren't you? I saw you get the pots.
-Sudarshan. -You bought them.
-Sudarshan, I was just... -Say it. Come on, confess it.
-Tell everyone. -I was only watering it.
I water the flower pots every day. What's the big deal?
-It's under Section 302. -What?
Murdering with intention.
-A punishment of 15-20 years. -Wait. Hold on.
Shut up! Just shut up, Sudarshan!
Shut up! Quiet now, everyone!
This is a limit. You all are just busy screaming.
He's hurt and needs to be taken to a hospital. You all just yelling away.
Call Mikesh. We're going to the hospital.
Go, Sudarshan. Call Mikesh!
-Madam. -Oh!
Madam, I am fine.
Please don't get angry.
We were just having fun.
-What? -He likes pulling such pranks.
But I think we went a bit overboard.
Sudarshan, get her some water, please.
So, you mean,
-you are all right? -Yes. Are you all right?
Yes, I am fine.
So, it was really a joke? Good God!
You see, some people simply don't like my pranks.
Yet, that doesn't stop you.
Life has to go on. So, how can I stop?
Although I try not to hurt anyone's feelings.
But I am really sorry.
My husband used to pull such pranks too.
I see.
I'm sorry.
It's okay. You can stop with the sorry now.
That was for your husband.
When my wife died, people came to me and kept saying, I'm sorry.
It was a bombardment of sorrys from all sides.
I used to feel very awkward.
Then one day, I had to visit the bank to fill out some paperwork.
There I saw everybody behaving very normally about my wife's death.
That made me feel very relaxed.
One last time, I am sorry.
It's all right.
Listen, let it be.
You can go home.
Sir, my hand was paining. So, I wasn't able to dust and clean properly.
I'll even make the food less spicy.
You're right. The spice level in the food must be as per your liking.
I'll cut down the spice.
I'm not firing you from the job.
I'm just giving you two days off. That's it.
Did your mom say she'll do it?
Sir, she won't be able to do it.
And if you take a favour from her, she'll start bossing over you.
Why will mom do it? She won't.
Tanya and I will do all the work for a few days now.
We'll be going away soon. So, we need to practice.
-Going to your hometown? -No, not there.
We're going abroad.
There's no help there. We have to do everything by ourselves.
Sir, pay me my wages before you go.
The B-Wing people left without paying me. You better pay me right now.
Of course, I'll pay you before I go. Why would you think otherwise?
I won't deduct the pay for your leaves as well.
Sounds good.
Use spices. It gives off a strong flavour.
Sure.
Where is Sunita?
She had some work at home. So, she left early.
You could have at least got the dishes done.
No worries. I'll do it. No biggie.
-Move. I'll do it. -No. Why will you do it?
Tanya and I are there. We'll do it.
-Why don't you go for a stroll? -Where?
There's a new clubhouse downstairs. Have you seen it?
-No. -It's awesome. There's a nice park too.
-Go and take a look around. -Right now?
Mom, you should go outdoors. Or sitting at home, you'll get gas,
diabetes and whatnot. You should step outside and get some fresh air.
Yes, Pranav. No, I'm up.
Yes, we can meet today before work.
Thanks, dude. All right.
Send me the location.
Okay, bye.
Going to meet Pranav?
Yes. He's going to introduce us to a new agent.
Don't lend him any money.
Why is the AC temperature so low?
It's not going below 16. I'm thinking of getting another AC fixed here.
With two ACs running on full blast, the room temperature will reduce a lot.
People live in sub-zero temperatures in Canada.
-What rubbish. -I've even given Sunita the day off.
So, now, we first need to do the dishes, then cook,
and then we'll mop the house after we're back at night.
I have a meeting before work, Mickey.
This is precisely the struggle we'll have to go through in Canada.
Life is not going to be easy.
I hope you are ready for this.
Fine. Let's do it quickly. Come.
Okay.
You know what? Let's do the dishes with fridge water.
When our fingers will freeze, we'll get real practice.
-Now, shall we? -Yes.
You want to change your mind?
Okay. So...
You make the sandwiches, I'll do the dishes. Okay?
-Me? -Why? Don't you also need practice?
Mickey.
How many have you made?
Well...
One sandwich?
Yes.
-Mickey. -Yes.
Did you book the cab?
I forgot.
Sorry.
Canada does have cabs, by the way.
Don't entertain that Pranav too much. He ends up extracting money.
Hi, Pranav.
Sorry. I am late.
They say waiting for a girl is never a waste of time.
Coffee.
No, actually, you see,
of all days, my maid chose not to come today.
So, Mikesh and I were practising Canadian life.
The no-help life.
That doesn't mean you guys will starve in Canada with no help.
You should tell Mikesh that.
And for that, you might have to unblock him.
Do you really believe I took money from him and blocked him?
Actually, I do. Should I not?
All right. Let that be a mystery.
Anyway.
So, the point is that I saw your resume.
Okay.
For a PR, you'll need a job offer.
I know. I'm already giving interviews.
I can arrange a job offer for you.
You can?
Remember? I told you that my company is opening a new branch in Canada.
And since I am the founder, obviously, I can.
I also know a visa agent. I'll set up a meeting for you with him.
Wow. Thanks, Pranav.
I didn't think you'd help me so much.
I don't look very helpful, right?
No, I mean, it's a huge favour for Mikesh and me.
So, tell Mikesh that I've settled his debt.
So, actually, you do admit that the story is true?
Yes.
Yeah, it's okay.
Mom.
Tanu.
Now, even that is solved, thanks to Pranav.
-Oh, that. -Yes.
Isn't he Mikesh's friend? His name sounds familiar.
-Yes. -I don't remember his face though.
Where have you two been?
I've been setting up all this food and waiting for you both.
-I see. -I'm feeling ignored here.
Never mind. My mood is fine now. Let's have dinner.
Just imagine the candles. Mom's here. So, I didn't make it too romantic.
Mickey, I've already eaten.
Are you going to eat out every day in Canada?
No. But if I get late at work, I'll eat and come.
Fine. Come, mom. Let us both mother and son eat together.
Mikesh, Mr. Venkat and I had a golgappa eating challenge.
So, I've had way too many golgappas.
I can't eat any of this now. I already feel nauseous seeing all this.
All right then. Both of you can dump all this food in the fridge.
I'm no longer hungry.
There's no value in my efforts in this house.
Hey. Mom, I'll go check on him.
Leave him alone for some time. He'll be fine.
Sit down.
-Mom, Pranav has been so helpful, -Right.
that all my tension is gone.
What kind of a guy is he, this Pranav?
He's cool.
I mean, he is a nice guy.
-With a little weird sense of humour. -Okay.
How is Uncle Venkat?
He's a fit man.
Wow, mom. You're noticing his fitness and all.
If one is so fit at this age, then it's obviously noticeable.
He's such a good badminton player.
-Really? -Yes.
What I'm trying to imply is that you're having the time of your life with him.
Your life is definitely more happening than ours, mom.
I'm not doing anything wrong, am I?
Mom, you should definitely meet such people
and become friends with them.
What you are doing is right.
Tanu, where is the AC remote?
By the way, why does Mikesh always order Chinese food?
Not just Chinese, mom,
he orders the same Hakka noodles and Manchurian every time.
Every single time.
I'm coming.
Yes, what happened?
I don't understand. Are you spoiling my mom or is she spoiling you?
You called me to say this?
No.
Sit. I need to talk to you about something.
It's nothing serious but just out of curiosity.
I hope this Pranav is not flirting around with you.
Oh, it's about Pranav.
No, Pranav isn't flirting with me.
But I am a little.
What? Why?
He's helping us so much, Mickey.
I should reciprocate a little, shouldn't I?
And how exactly are you reciprocating?
Well, nothing much. I play with my hair.
I laugh a little louder at his jokes
and tap his shoulder every now and then, you know.
This is too much.
And what does he do when you reciprocate like this?
Does he smile like this and stare into your eyes
a little bit longer?
No.
During a handshake, does he hold your hand for long without letting it go?
No, he doesn't.
Frontal hug or side hug?
-Side hug. -Ha!
I knew it. He's gay.
Or maybe he's just decent.
What you couldn't do in 4 months, he has done it in just 2 days, Mickey.
I'm suddenly hungry. I should eat something.
Who is that?
It's Lleo.
You look smashing.
Why are you wearing a hoodie?
Celebrities need to disguise themselves, bro.
You guys won't understand.
Then we would have met you at your office.
Bro, I don't keep liquor in my office.
Except for once when I was running a bar.
The bar was my office then.
So, why did you call me here?
Actually, it's about Tanya, man.
And why call me to such a disgusting place?
It makes me puke right at the doorstep.
Lleo sir, here's your regular.
Sir, last night you puked real bad in the wash basin.
I had to clean it inside out with my hands.
I am still reeking of your vomit.
Please don't repeat it today, sir.
So, what's the crisis?
Tanya is hell-bent on going to Canada.
She's ready to do all the household work.
Leave it to her and she'll fly off tonight itself.
Bro, I think she'll take you to Canada and abandon you in some jungle.
What rubbish!
Even we can't let go of Mikesh. Then how will Tanya let go of him?
By the way, this is Puroshottam, my friend.
I had told you, remember?
Oh, yes! Puroshottam.
Yes. Greetings, brother.
I remember.
You're the guy who had a crush on Tanya.
But he could only hang out with her through you.
Sweet.
What's up, Brijmohan dude?
Why do you look like you're not getting any?
Whoa!
This guy is really getting it.
Chotu, get me the powder.
Listen. Let's not do any powder, please.
It's talcum powder, bro.
I get really sweaty when I drink.
So, this Tanya.
Is she really hounding you to go to Canada?
-Yes. -Look, bro.
It's impossible to strike logic and sense with girls.
You're a guy. I can talk logical and sensible things with you.
For one last time, think and answer me.
Do you really love Tanya?
Yes. I love her.
Fuck. This is toxic.
To add to it, my mom is here now.
And even she is on Tanya's side.
Now, she too is convincing me to go to Canada.
She has been talking to some uncle a lot these days.
I always see her spending time with him.
It's very uncomfortable to watch.
How old is she?
She's 61.
So, it's her one last hurrah.
What?
Brijmohan dude.
You might be knowing it.
I'm here to discuss my problem and you guys have totally gone off topic.
Someone, just give me a solution. I am fucked.
Look, bro, solutions are many. But will you be able to do it?
Yes, I will do it.
Okay. Steal her passport.
She'll get a new one made. Steal that too.
Keep stealing until the government suspects her.
What kind of a solution is this, man?
-Stealing her passport? -Give me a practical solution.
Fine. Plant drugs in her bag.
She'll get caught at the airport.
She'll be trapped so bad, let alone Canada, even Cambodia won't happen.
Bro, she's my daughter.
Bro, even I have two daughters.
But we aren't discussing that now.
Right now, we are discussing his problem.
No. The best practical solution is that you should leave Tanya.
Come on, not again. I just told you that I really love her.
Bro, even I love her.
He loves her. He loves her. Everybody loves her.
She has got a very lovable personality.
And love is a dead end.
Mikesh.
Why don't you tell Tanya everything frankly?
Tell her that you don't want to go to Canada.
Yes.
Wow, bro.
That's a great idea.
Truth. Women love truth.
Tell Tanya the truth.
Let's find out if she loves you too or not.
Chotu, get the bill.
Unhook this chain.
Settle all my previous dues with it.
Truth.
-Hey! -Hey, Lleo!
Poor you! You puked the entire mushroom up.
You should drink less, Lleo.
Bro, it's a myth. Mushrooms aren't that nutritious.
How inconvenient. You have to do everything by yourself there.
Yes, that's true.
One has to make one's own tea.
And since tea leaves don't grow there, it is very expensive too.
-Really? -Hi.
Hi.
-Welcome. Whose birthday are we celebrating? -Look.
Think of it as your rebirth.
You're starting a new life in Canada. That's what the cake is for.
-Yes. -Mickey.
I got the appointment letter from Pranav's company.
I've even applied for the Canada PR. We can expect an interview call soon.
-I see. -Everything else is just formality.
-You better start looking for a job. -Yes.
I hope jobs are easily available in Vancouver.
Mom, he's surely going to get so many offers.
We've to start looking for a house too, baby.
-Sure. -Get a spacious apartment.
Even I'll keep visiting once in a while.
And shopping for the woolens?
It may seem a small task but it's a very time-consuming affair.
-Yes, that's true. -I've lived in the US. So, I know.
Yes. But everybody is just trying to help.
My horoscope for today says I should stay away from people who want to help.
The only solution to his irritated mood is to get him to cut this cake.
-Come on. -We'll cut it together.
-Why two people? -Come.
I'm dead tired and you're making me do all this.
So, to new beginnings.
Happy Canada to you.
-Right? -Why not?
-You want to? -No, go ahead.
-Happy Canada to you. -Happy Canada to you.
-Happy Canada. Happy Canada. -Happy Canada. Happy Canada.
-Happy Canada to you. -Happy Canada to you.
Wow, it's very soft.
-Yes, it's a cheesecake. -Which cake is this?
-It's a cheesecake, mom. -Oh, I see.
Just a minute. I'll be back.
Have the cake and go.
No problem. You can give me.
Actually, she should be first.
Of course. Why not, son?
Come, Lata. Have the cake.
My application got rejected.
What?
How come?
How can they reject it so soon?
It says the application was rejected because of two submissions.
Mikesh, hadn't you told Puroshottam not to submit my application?
Yes or no?
One second. I'll be back.
I must have forgotten.
Who? Puroshottam or you?
I.
Mikesh, what the fuck.
You forgot?
What's wrong with you?
Tanu, it slipped off my mind.
Listen, this isn't something that can slip off your mind.
At first, I thought it was just that you were not expressing your excitement.
But you definitely are excited about Canada.
But now, I gradually feel that you don't want to go to Canada at all.
When did I say I don't want to go?
You only didn't say that.
But you did everything possible to make that happen.
First, you did all sorts of weird things and wasted time.
And when that didn't work, you knowingly got my application rejected.
Tanu, I didn't do anything deliberately.
I'm sorry that I forgot to tell Puroshottam.
But you don't need to overreact so much.
You think I'm overreacting?
Mikesh, this isn't some movie plan that has got cancelled.
And don't call this a mistake.
Just say it openly that you don't want to go.
You don't want to go, right? Just say that.
Okay.
What okay?
I don't want to go.
I don't want to go to Canada.
Heard it?
If it's still not clear, let me say it in front of the four witnesses here.
I don't want to leave India and go to Canada.
There, I said it.