Everyone has left
It's been an hour
Please call her
Her phone is with me
Alright, I'll go call her
No, don’t go. Don’t go. Let them talk
Then you keep waiting, I am leaving
No, I have like a box of stories about my mom so…
We don't have enough time for that
You guys are so weird, so weird
By the way, when’s your birthday?
August, why?
I was thinking of sending you something
What?
Well I can't decide
But I am thinking something that has organic stickers on it…
Or… a hundred plastic bottles…
Or… a hundred plastic bottles with organic stickers on them
That’s a brilliant idea!
In fact, let me give you a return gift
I will send you a business proposal for cultivation and export of Aubergines!
Also famously known as Brinjals or 'Baingan'
This is specifically for people who call 'Bhindi', Okra
Well played, well played
Hey by the way, are you coming to next year's conference?
It's happening in Cochin
No I will be working by then, so…
But we’ll keep in touch, right?
Yeah, I don't really know
Facebook?
I don't do Facebook
I'll send you a text then
I don’t really like texting, Lee…
I find it too impersonal
Okay I will land up at your house
It's fine. I will hang out with your mother, cook for her, everything
No, that's not what I meant, Lee I mean…
I guess what I am trying to say is that you know, you meet someone,
you really get along with and then you say you're going to keep in touch but…
even long distance relationships, you know
They… and then there is you and I… and we are…
You know what I am saying, right?
Yeah... Yeah yeah…
But maybe, we could hangout
If you ever come to Bangalore
To work or to study or something.
Oh no, my mom would never let me go from Bhopal to Bangalore. Its too far. So…
Lee, that's my driver but thank you so much
I don't know how I would’ve survived in this conference without you
- Thank you so much - Yeah I will miss you, too
What?
What…
Is…is… isn’t that what you said?
Well, I’ll miss you too, Lee
Alright, bye!
Bye
See this… what is this?
What is this grossness?
Vasu why are you showing us this dirty shit early in the morning?
Aye girl I am showing you this dirty shit
But you are doing this dirty shit
First of all, my name is Pearl And not girl
Girl Pearl, whatever it is
All you girls speak fluent English
But where to shit you don’t know
Bathroom is right there
But you had to shit on my terrace?
Yuck, Vasu, we would never do this
Then what? It fell from the sky?
Ya possible it fell from a plane
Oho, joking! Next you will say it was a spaceship
It dropped a parcel and went
Because aliens are also not potty trained, just like you girls
Eh Paashupali!
Go get your roommates, Dhara and Drishti over here
Those dirty girls only would have done this
Vasu, my mom is calling. Just a minute. My mom…
Hey! Hey… hey…
Till I find out… who did this shit on my terrace
Nobody will use the toilet!
What's this bullshit, Vasu? Then we will shit and pee here only
Hello?
How dare you? How dare you not take my calls for one whole day!
No ma, I sent you a message I was busy all day!
No, I didn't get any messages
You didn't even call and tell me what happened after you met Sangameshwaran
He called you, is it?
No! His parents are also not taking my calls
Oh, amma! He came ma. I told him to come with me for dinner
But then he said he is going for some stand up show with a friend...
I think he has a girlfriend in Bangalore, ma
Are you serious?
Yes ma! I really liked him but he walked away from me!
Forget it. It's okay. Remember…
Meaning?
Only by looking at one grain of rice from the entire bag of rice,
you will know how good the rice is
Okay…
It's good that, you found out that he goes out for dinner with friends
Imagine... after marriage, if he goes out for dinner with friends
What would you have done?
Amma, my boss is calling. I'll call you back.
- Isn't it a holiday today?
Hi Nikhil! Sorry… sorry that I called so many times last night
Yeah, that’s ok… listen…
Did you see Dukie last night when you left the house?
Yeah, I did
Oh man…
Why? What happened?
You know
I came down this morning to take him for a walk and I can't find him since
Who is looking for him with you?
Well, Amma and Appa have gone to Mysore
for the weekend so it's just me for now
Okay, I am coming over
No no listen, Lee please don’t… it's okay, I will…
Listen, you can go back to your no space deal after we find Dukie
You can't find him alone. Let me come over and help you.
Alright, okay, cool. Thanks so much.
Okay, okay, I will see you soon.
Dukie! Dukie!
Guys… give me my bag
-Come fast -We don't have much time
Sure. Thank you so much. I’ll keep you guys posted
Hey thief! Paashupalli, where are you going?
Who is going to cook?
Vasu! I still have my period. I can't cook. Vasu sorry religion.
Hey!
Hey, Lee. I heard…
I heard-
Hi!
Hi. I heard your auto pull in… Listen you really didn't have to come
Thank you so much for coming. I really appreciate this…
Nikhil, you don't have to thank me. I am not an outsider
I know how important Dukie is to you and I'll do whatever it takes
to help you find him, okay?
And…
Nikhil, listen…
I hope you know that I'll always be there for you...
Always. Whatever happens
Lee, you know, you and I...
Anyway, tell me how do you think he got out?
Okay, so I think he jumped out of that window over there...
Okay. Let’s…
Okay
So, I think this is the window that he jumped out of
You know I keep telling amma to shut this window
But she insists on leaving it open while cooking
Do you have those pictures of Dukie that I asked for?
Yeah
I was thinking we’ll make some fliers and put it up in the neighbourhood
Oh, that's actually a great idea. They're inside, come
Sir! Sir, sir, sir! Have you seen him, sir?
Which breed?
German Shepherd Have you seen him?
German Shepherd, eh?
Yeah
In this weather?
Yeah
It’s imported?
Yeah it's duty free. Happy? Idiot
Sir, can you please call on this number if you see him
His name is Dukie
Please don't ask the random people
But isn't that the point? To ask the random people...
Yeah but have some standards
One minute… just
Tell me, ma!
- Yeah! - Sir!
Yes, what happened?
There are too many people in the room
Shit… is everything alright?
Yes, he's having great time. He is getting so much importance
Everyone is behaving as if this is the last dog in the world
If Vasu finds out, we will say the dog is yours
And you took a shit on the terrace
No, no, please, don't do that
Take him to the library
It’s a holiday so no one will be there
The key is in my cupboard
Along with kidnapping you want us to break in as well?
I thought, I'll bring Nikhil there
Then you will get to see the live drama.
If you don’t want then, it’s okay
Out everyone. Out. We've to take the dog to the library
Sorry, that was my mom
Oh, ya… That's okay
Uh... where is Swati? Is she coming in later?
Swati, no. Arhaan kicked a tree with his cast on
What? Why?
I don't know. This is the third time he's had a tree related accident
He kicked it with his ‘hind legs’
Yeah, but we have only two legs
I know. He thinks he's some sort of buffalo
I mean he's actually really strange kid, you know
He keeps doing these things
I had to take him to the hospital thrice
Not that I have a problem with it. I mean…
I am okay with it. But he is a sweet kid
But a little dumb, I think
So, you and Arhaan are pretty tight?
This whole... taking him to the hospital and stuff...
Yeah well...
I mean he broke his leg, of course I’m going to take him to the hospital
I’d take you to the hospital, if you broke your leg
Basic human courtesy…
Fuck…
What happened?
He hasn't eaten...
Who?
Dukie… He is diabetic. His blood sugar levels must have dropped
Last night… you know let's just continue looking
- Yeah yeah… - Yeah?
- Can you pass me the tape, please? - Yeah
Thank you
Hey, listen. Should we split? I think we should split
We will cover more area. You look here
I’ll look in 8th cross or somewhere around, yeah?
Yeah
- Actually, that's a great idea. Cool - Yeah
- Call me - I’ll connect with you
- Yeah, yeah - Okay, bye
There's no watchman outside
What can you steal from a children’s library?
Children?
Look Srishti, touch and feel book
We can touch and feel all the books
This children's library is scam
And that Pushpavalli is the biggest scam
Yes. No drama, no fights
Looks like someone’s at the gate
Let's run away from the garden and leave the dog here
What if the dog tears a book?
I tore one too
Why?
Didn't like it
Madam, do you have a biscuit party with Nikhil sir?
Who is bringing the tea madam?
Are you buying it from someone else?
Full bottle?
Sounds like a wild party!
Huh?
Madam, pay for the biscuits, atleast
What... what did you say?
What is this, Madam? You're not even paying for the biscuits
I gave you the information about Guruji
You didn't give me any contacts for that either
Who did you give the information?
Well, Pankaj sir…
So, take the contacts from Pankaj!
What?
Leave it. Biscuits were expired
I was going to feed them to the dogs anyway
You know she probably runs a pretty good shelter, alright?
That's because she is a nice person, you know
She has got a beautiful heart… she's just…
She's beautiful, alright? She's a beautiful woman
And you know, just between you and me
Alright. How many other moms come to pick up their kids everytime?
she compliments my shirts… huh
That can't be...
There's gotta be something there
Right, listen… when you get in there,
you better put in a good word for me, alright?
For old Pankaj You're going to do that?
Huh?
Huh…
Tara! Srishti!
Hello?
Pankaj! Pankaj, what are you doing here?
Whatever the fuck I want What are you doing here?
Oh my God, did you get a dog? That's so cute!
Can I feed him? Let him feed him. Yeah?
What's his name?
Shut the fuck up, alright? Do you think I am an idiot?
You don't think I don't know what's happening here?
What?
There's a fucking dog in my library. You're sneaking in here on a weekend
You fucking hardly make it on time on a weekday
With half a kilo biscuits in your hand? You're obviously…
What?
Running some sort of…
What?
Dog resort… on the weekends… in my library
Yeah, actually that's exactly what I am doing
Fuck you! That’s not what you’re doing
What are you doing?
Pankaj, listen! You don't know whose dog this is
I don't know whose dog this is
But I do know someone who can help us find out
- whose dog this is, so… - I don't need your help finding anything, alright?
I’ve called…
In fact, that's her. Swati has come in right now. She runs a dog shelter...
Pankaj, why did you call Swati?
Okay, listen
If she comes don't tell her I was here, okay?
Also tell her that you found this dog outside
What did you do?
- No, listen - What did you do?
I'll tell you everything later, I beg you. Just please be quiet about it
Just… please! Ill tell you later. Take this
I swear it…
It's him Nikki, we found him!
- Dukie? - Yeah
Dukie
Oh and thank God he's eaten
Pankaj, you're really such a saviour, you know
When you called me saying you found a German Shepherd with a red collar,
I knew it was Nikki's Dukie
So, where did you say you found him?
Just outside on the road over here. Just here
Right here?
Yes, I mean you know…
around 2nd Main
2nd Main. No, that doesn't make sense
That's too far away from home
How the hell did he get here?
Nikki, shouldn't we be happy that Dukie is with us?
Instead, you want to start playing Sherlock right now?
No, Swati I am just saying that because it’s..
I just feel like the universe has conspired to make sure
that Dukie was found by someone we know and trust
and not some malicious dog breeder
So… shouldn't we be grateful?
You're right, I am sorry
Sorry, man
Thank you so much for finding my dog. I didn't get your name
Pankaj
Pankaj, Nikhil. Thank you so much again
Swati... I don't know where to begin thanking you
I mean without you I’d…
Oh are we going to take turns now to be formal with each other?
No, I am just...
Maybe I should write you a long list of thank you's that I should say to you
For all the things you've done for me
And Arhaanu
What I feel you need to do now though is
Thank Pushpavalli
Oh shoot
What?
I completely forgot about her
What do you mean? So, she's out there looking for Dukie?
I think so. Okay, don't worry. I'll call her from the car
Yeah
Come on, Dukie. Let's go… thanks Pankaj
Listen, I will be with you in a second, okay?
Pankaj. Thank you, really thank you so much
You’re an angel
I am going to…
Listen, wait. How do Nikhil and Pushpavalli know each other again?
Oh, I don't know. I think they met at a food conference in Bhopal
I thought so
I should run
Yeah
Nice shirt, by the way Bye!
Oh, thank God. Thank you so much, Pankaj
Thank you, it was such a close...
Get the fuck out
Pankaj, what is wrong with you? What are you doing?
Get the fuck out
- Why are you acting like a child? - I'm the fucking child?
I'm the fucking child? What the fuck was this? And he knows Swati?
So, what if he knows Swati?
Holy fuck! You stole his fucking dog man you stole a fucking…
How did you… how did you?
I don't wanna fucking know. I don't give a shit
Pankaj, the dog is okay
You know the fucking worst thing that happened to this place before
you fucking came in here was that I fucking painted
that wall the wrong shade of white
And now I have fucking people kidnapping dogs
Fucking sneaking in here and shit
Pankaj I didn't kidnap the dog
Maybe I just took it or borrowed it for a day
But you told me that fucking he was stalking you
You were stalking him this whole fucking time
This whole fucking time you were stalking him
And he is dating Swati
Pankaj, I wasn’t stalking him-
He’s dating Swati?
Yeah, fucking looks like it
But why do you think he is dating Swati?
Because he is fucking taking care of that buffalo soldier piece of shit
That's why
Pankaj, that doesn't mean they are dating. Maybe they are just friends
What the fucking you are saying, man? How the fuck?
How the fuck have you stooped so fucking low that you are stalking people now?
Pankaj, I am not stalking. I am stalking if I don't know the person
I’ve met this guy in Bhopal
You know what, I don't want to know this shit
I don't want to be an accomplice to this shit. Fuck you!
- Pankaj, listen - No!
Pankaj, the reason why I came from Bhopal to here
is I just wanted to check on him. That's all
No, how do you spell your last name?
Pankaj
How do you spell it?
I didn't even come here for him. He happened to be here, that's it
Oh you don't even fucking take cheques. What am I thinking?
Did you even wanna work here?
Of course, I wanted to
No, you just fucking wanted to work on the same street as him, right?
- That's what you wanted to do - No
You wanted... you want that fucking ornithology money
Take it. Take it and go
Pankaj!
- You are fired, just go - Pankaj, listen
Pankaj, listen
Just leave
Pankaj, stop overreacting. You don't have to fire me
If Nikhil and I end up together then this is all a joke
Just take the fucking money and go, please
Pankaj, Nikhil and I are going to get married
and it's just going to be a funny story to tell the kids
Are you fucking listening to yourself?
Are you listening to yourself right now?
Just fucking listen. They're fucking going out!
They're fucking... they're fucking…
They're fucking!
That's what they're fucking doing
They're fucking. And she is a fucking asshole because...
- Just go - Pankaj, listen to me
Just go
Pankaj, listen to me
Just get the fuck out, man
Pankaj, can I just ask you one question before leaving?
What?
Do you think maybe they are just siblings?
Get the fuck out of here!