[dramatic music]
(male #1) 'Oh, please! Please, stop!'
- 'Ohh!' - 'Stop!'
- Please! - No more! No more!
What's that?
I had the volume down on my hearing aid.
Willard, you know I can't drink that much coffee.
It aggravates my plumbing.
Huh?
Hey! What is that?
What is it?
Breach in Sector A.
Emergency lockdown.
beep beep
crack
boom
snarl
grr
[screams]
[grunting]
snarl
[grunting]
thud thud
[all screaming]
vroom
[theme music]
Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
Like, another boring day or regular boring old school.
I'm sure we could find some ways to spice things up.
- Mmm. - Yum, spicy!
Like spicy meatballs.
Ugh.
You know, sometimes
I feel like a side of mayo
on a Shaggy-Scooby sandwich.
[laughs]
(both) Yum. Mayo.
It's time you made a choice
dog...or me?
Hmm?
[dramatic music]
[giggles] Um..
[giggles] Yeah.
[screams]
whirr
swoosh
whirr
Dude, my paint job.
whirr whirr
My Chubby, the chipmunk educational antenna ball.
What is that thing?
It's a mystery, Daphne.
And the only thing that'll stop a mystery
is a trap.
whirr whirr
That or an ingeniously fashioned remote control.
Ha ha! Look, Velma
all those jocks and populars
cower when faced with my mechanical menace.
Who's in charge now, jocks and populars?
[gasps]
[grunts]
(both) We are!
You're buying me a new paint job, dork.
A small price to pay, eh, Velma?
Velma, do you know this boy?
Know me?
Why, she's talked to me.
And she's a girl who isn't my mother.
[sigh] Everyone, this is Jason.
We were in the Junior Robotics Club together.
As in Velma and Jason.
- Together. - Listen, Jason.
We used the same toolbox.
And once, she touched my knuckle.
Seriously, Jason, can you please--
Hang out with you and all your friends?
Oh, snap, girl. I second that emotion.
Jason, see, the thing is..
Oye. Little help.
Tell him you've already committed your heart
to a very special boy.
I'll handle this.
Like, sorry, Jason
but Velma has super important
Mystery Incorporated stuff to do.
[instrumental music]
[grumbles]
Shaggy Rogers, how chivalrous of you
to rebuke the advances of another suitor.
Um, yeah. You're welcome.
But to be honest, all this talk about food
has got me starved.
I just wanted to get out of here so we could eat.
chirp chirp
(Angie) 'And to your left was the last reported'
'sighting of the wax phantom.'
Some say that under the full moon
you can still see waxy footprints on the sidewalk
and that the wax is actually scented like formaldehyde
'which is Crystal Cove's official scent'
'that can be purchased at the haunted gift shop.'
'And that concludes our Crystal Cove Mystery Tour.'
'I hope the rest of your stay with us'
'is filled with horror and agony.'
bang
Oh, maybe the tour isn't over.
Uh, no, I-I'm pretty sure it is.
Or I would have charged you more.
[all gasping]
stomp stomp
[screams]
[intense music]
stomp stomp
[howling]
grr
smash
[howling]
Jinkies, look at that tour bus.
Huh?
[indistinct chattering]
(Daphne) 'What happened to it?'
Something...mysterious.
- Uh.. - 'Mom!'
[dramatic music]
Sheriff Stone, is everything alright?
Don't worry, tourist people.
If there's a mystery, we'll solve it.
There's no mystery here
only a crime.
And you, tough guy..
'...are under arrest.'
Huh? W-w-what..
What'd I do?
click
Like, sheriff, this is
some kind of crazy mistake.
It's no mistake.
Those hungry eyes. That hideous face.
But Scooby didn't do anything.
He was with us.
Oh, really?
My camcorder says otherwise.
[growling]
Apparently Mr. Fleas here
caught his collar on the wreckage.
It fell off before he ran away.
But how could that collar be Scooby's?
He's still wearing his.
Oh, he's obviously a mastermind criminal dog.
He's bound to have a closet full of collars back home.
Let's go, you.
[whimpers]
[engine revving]
Shaggy!
Scooby-Doo!
(Fred) 'I still can't believe it.'
Scooby-Doo locked up like..
...like an animal.
What are we going to do?
Scooby will get out. Someday.
Meanwhile, maybe it's time to move on.
You know, to someone else.
- Velma! - I'm just saying.
Hey, I know what will cheer Shaggy up.
(man on intercom) 'Welcome to Clam Cabin. Would you like to try--'
(Fred) 'Shaggy's usual, please.'
You need to eat, Shaggy.
You're gonna need your strength to help Scooby.
Meanwhile, it's not like you're totally alone.
Right?
I guess not.
It's just with Scoob gone
there's, like, this big hole in my life
that I just don't know how to fill.
Huh?
[slurps]
Roma-doma-doo!
(all) Huh?
Dial it back a smidge, Velm.
You know what? Enough of this.
We're gonna see Scooby right now.
vroom
Welcome, to the Crystal Cove Animal Asylum
for the criminally insane.
Where we keep the most dangerous and diabolical animals
'this town has to offer.'
Diabolical?
These are animals we're talking about.
Snappy Jack, the turtle did this to me yesterday.
Does this look like something an animal would do?
- Well, kinda. - Yes.
Uh-umm, probably.
Totally, dude.
[sighs]
[intense music]
Secure all jewelry and loose-fitting clothing.
[animals screeching]
[screaming]
[screeching]
Do not make eye contact.
[screeching]
beep beep
zap
Don't make me use this, Mr. Bendy.
[grunts]
[shuddering]
Scoob!
Rhaggy? I've had nightmares.
So many nightmares.
About the guards?
About the food here. It's terrible.
Like, believe me, Scooby-Doo
somehow, someway I will get you out of here.
Even if I have to break this joint wide open.
[gasps]
[instrumental music]
(Professor Pericles) 'Mystery Incorporated to the rescue.'
He spoke.
[clanking]
beep beep
[intense music]
It's incredible.
(Velma) 'Actually, it's quite common for parrots to speak.'
You see, in the wild avian voice
mimicry functions as a sort of--
It's incredible because it's the first words
he's spoken in years.
'He belonged to those kids'
'who disappeared in the caves.'
You mean this was the parrot who belonged
to the original Mystery Incorporated?
[laughing]
I trust you enjoyed their little theme song.
You best stay away from Professor Pericles, kids.
Although his brain's no bigger than a cashew
pound for pound it's the smartest brain
in the world.
Officer Johnson is quite correct.
Now, please step aside, Officer Johnson
to free your hand, which mysteriously
has become duct tapped to your stun gun.
But...how'd you--
zap
[shuddering]
[groans]
Clues await, children.
Clues that will lead you to the cursed secret
that feeds on Crystal Cove.
What secret?
I'm sure you will find out.
Meanwhile, I will dispense this bit of advice.
Beware of those closest to you.
I'm specifically talking to you, Frederick.
That's enough.
Visiting hours are over.
And you, bird.
I'll take care of you...later.
Will you?
Really?
No.
Come on, kids, out.
"Beware those closest to you?"
What's that supposed to mean?
Like, one mystery at a time.
Shaggy's right.
Someone for some reason set Scooby up.
We need to return to the scene of the crime
and find out why.
[instrumental music]
Look at this.
Jinkies!
It's a robotic servo leg joint.
Whatever attacked this bus must have lost it
when it jumped out that window.
So it was like a robot?
Like, that's all the proof we need.
We still need to know who built it.
Yeah, and..
...I have a pretty good idea who that is.
ding-dong
Yes?
Mrs. Wyatt? Hi.
Is Jason home? My name is Velma--
Velma?
You've come by to see my Jason?
Please, please, come right in.
My Jason will be so pleased you're here.
Go on, his room's right down the hall.
I'll fetch some date nut bread and soy milk.
My Jason is lactose intolerant.
[laughing] But that's my Jason for you.
[all gasp]
[intense music]
Jason.
Velma?
Um, ahem.
Velma, meet my e-chums.
Guys, this is Velma.
The one who doesn't scream and threaten
to break me when I talk to her.
Oh, it's a thing of beauty you date, man.
- Ooh la la. - Hot mama son.
Oh, Velma, you've come to me.
I've made so many crazy plans for us.
First, how about a double date?
My friend Minjo's programmed a sock puppet
'with artificial intelligence.'
'Her name is Sheila. She's a Pisces.'
And she's a cotton-wool blend.
I'm not here for romance, Jason.
I'm here for an explanation.
This servo leg joint is exactly the same kind
'we have in our robotics club.'
It came off a robotic dog
that attacked a tour bus last night.
Yeah, and, like, my best bud Scooby
got hauled off to jail because of it.
Admit it, Jason. You set him up.
And you had the perfect motive
To break up Mystery Incorporated
so I would spend more time with you.
You would accuse me of such a thing?
After we've torqued the same wing nuts?
The evidence doesn't lie, Jason.
[sighs] The worst part is
you're smart enough to know that evidence
is circumstantial at best.
You failed to even ask me if I had an alibi.
(male #2) 'He was with us last night.'
As he is every night, swapping Sudoku strategies.
- Right. - Quite true.
'American teenagers.'
- I-- - You, evil girl.
You're just trying to get rid of me!
Well, it is I who gets rid of me.
'Get out! Did you hear what I said?'
Get out, get out, get out, and never return!
[sobbing]
[engine revving]
Well, I think that went pretty well.
Way to go, gang.
I still can't believe Jason
had nothing to do with this.
Like, Scooby Doo's still in jail
while that robot's nowhere to be seen.
bang
[growling]
[screams]
Hang on!
honk honk
[all screaming]
[intense music]
You gotta lose it.
screech
crash
whirr whirr
So you were attacked by a robot dog?
The same robot dog
who you say attacked that tour bus.
That's right.
And this robot dog
he looks like your real dog?
Yes.
Supposing this robot dog really exists
how do I know he doesn't belong to your real dog
the mastermind criminal dog?
He's bound to have a closet full of robot dogs back home.
Sheriff Stone, we're serious.
He's still out there.
ring
Sheriff Bronson Stone.
(male #3) 'Sheriff, you've got to help us!'
'The Animal Asylum is under attack'
'by some sort of...fright hound.'
Well, that's great.
While you kids have been wasting my time
with your imaginary robot dog
a fright hound has attacked the asylum.
The asylum?
If we don't get to Scooby quick..
...like, that robot will.
[dramatic music]
[alarm blaring]
[growling]
[intense music]
boom
whirr
What's it doing?
I think it's looking for something.
I've got something for him. Come on!
p-taff p-taff
grr
[grunts]
sizzle sizzle
[music continues]
[howling]
Uh-oh.
[screams]
Help!
You want him?
You gotta go through me.
[all screaming]
crash
Aw, thanks for coming back for me, Raggy.
Always, Scooby-Doo.
Always.
[engine sputtering]
Don't tell me the engine is missing again.
[insects chirping]
Nope. It appears we're out of gas.
[growling]
[gasps]
Quick, everyone. Into that abandoned factory.
We'll be safe among the dangerous machinery.
Let's go, lovebirds.
[grunts]
[intense music]
creak
I can't see anything.
I'll turn on the light.
click
[machines whirring]
bang bang
sizzle sizzle
bwoosh
zap zap
whirr
crash
creak
[howling]
[all screaming]
Run, gang!
[all screaming]
[whimpering]
[screaming]
whirr whirr
This is it.
End of the line.
Don't suppose you got around to deciding
the Scooby versus Velma question I asked you earlier.
Uh..
Just wondering before we're pulverized.
Uh-huh. Um..
Like, yeah, that. Um..
grr
screech
crash
whirr
Bad dog.
whirr
'Time to heel.'
whack
thud
Hmm?
whirr
thud
[gasps]
smash
screech
[Scooby screams]
crackle crackle
whirr whirr
click
That'll teach it a trick or two.
Just try to flee now.
Get it? Flee? 'Cause it's a dog.
Yes, Fred, we get it.
[growling]
whirr
smash smash
[intense music]
That should give it a new leash on life.
[laughs]
Just please stop.
whirr
Play dead.
crackle crackle
'Look!'
click
[screams]
[grunting]
(Bronson) 'What's going on?'
I heard what sounded like some sort of hideous
undying machine in here.
We've solved the mystery of the fright hound.
And your culprit is..
(all) Jason's mom?!
That's right, it was me all along.
I saw how you treated my Jason at school.
So naturally I did what any mother would do.
I built a demonic robot dog to destroy you!
I framed your little doggy friend to break you up
leaving Jason a clear shot at his true love.
But when you showed up and blamed him of all things.
I decided to get rid of you all!
I gave up a career in military robotics
to raise my son.
Not to watch him get picked on!
Now Velma will never wanna be my girlfriend.
And she would have, too
if it weren't for my meddling mom.
(Velma) 'I'm sorry, Jason.'
I should have been clearer with you earlier.
But you and me, it's just not gonna happen.
But we can still be friends.
- Okay! - Wow.
You took that very well.
And you touched my knuckle again.
[laughing] Mwah!
'Mwah! Mwah!'
Velma, you're right.
- It's best to be clear. - Yes?
Being away from Scooby
it's made me realize how much he means to me.
I don't think I'm ready for a girlfriend right now.
But we can still be friends.
Right?
Are you whack?
The boy I love picks a dog over me?
[sobbing] Oh, that's the most insulting thing
a girl could ever have happen to her.
Great. Glad that's all settled.
[sobbing]
beep beep
Sheriff Bronson Stone.
Yeah, sheriff, just wanted to let you know
that all the animals are accounted for..
'...except one.'
[dramatic music]
[sobbing]
beep beep
I got a text message.
It's from Mr. E.
What's it say?
It says, "Follow the parrot."
[intense music]
[theme music]