Wake up! It's 5 in the evening. Lleo will be up anytime.
Lleo, I also want to sleep on the bed.
Where's the space?
- Good morning, Lleo! - Good morning, Lleo!
Sunita, who is this?
Sir, I'm the reporter.
I'm here for your interview for the Forbes magazine.
Last night, you said, you'd be back in 5 minutes but you never came back.
Sorry, bro. I had gone to pee.
So, where were we?
In March 2015, when
you were living at your girlfriend's place as a dependent,
she gave you food, clothing, shelter, travel expenses and even pocket money.
Should it have been me then?
Bro, I'm a feminist.
And that's how we feminist men roll.
We empower chicks by taking their money.
Right. Of course. So, what went wrong?
Nothing, bro. She used to get me. But her landlord never understood me.
Apparently, having fun with a few friends is a huge crime in the society.
Thereafter, I left. Both the girl and the society.
How did you then become so rich?
A Nigerian prince emailed me saying he was stuck in Dubai and needed 500$.
And in return, he would give me 500 million dollars.
I sent him 500 dollars and in came 500 million dollars.
Udumbe has been my accountant ever since.
Udumbe. Love you.
He's a bit camera-shy.
I need to take this.
- Hello. - Hello, sir.
To win a cashback of Rs. 5, click on the link you've received on your phone.
Of course, bro.
- Done, bro. - That's great.
You must have received an OTP. Kindly share the same.
Of course, bro.
5436.
Thank you, sir. Thanks a lot.
- You're welcome, bro. - Have a nice day.
Anyway, what is your advice for someone who wants to be successful like you?
Don't miss out on any chance to make free money.
For a mere 5 rupees, did I really need to work so hard right now?
But I still did the hard work.
That's how you get rich, bro.
- Did you just click on a link? - Yes, bro.
Shit. It was a scam. You lost everything.
Your money, your property, your shares, and even me.
You fool, you're bankrupt now.
What about our job?
I don't want to dance in Bollywood.
Guys, don't worry.
I'll be back from the ATM.
Perhaps there may be some money left there.
And cook lentils and rice for lunch.
Okay, bro. So, I'll take you to a guy. He's a nice guy.
He'll take one kidney from you. Okay? You have two.
And science says that you can survive with one kidney. Alright?
I'll take that kidney, sell it and buy some whiskey. Cool?
Hey, bro. Your kidney?
Hey, Lleo.
Hey, Purushottam. How are you?
- Come. Sit. - Of course. I will.
Let's go.
Where to?
Anywhere. Let's go anywhere.
Okay. Let's go.
Why were you living off the streets all these days?
Isn't your brother alive?
Yes, bro. My father pushed him off the rooftop since he failed in Mathematics.
Good God. I'm talking about myself.
Come with me and stay at my place.
No, bro. The liquor shop near your house opens only at 11.
- But you wake up only at 12. - What if I wake up at 10?
Yes. That would be a problem.
I'll take you to Mikesh's place.
- Who Mikesh? - That guy. Tanya's husband.
Tanya, that hottie.
Bro, give me her phone number, please.
I don't have it either. She never gave it to me.
Damn.
You see, Lleo, if you were an adjusting type of person,
then you could have lived out of a car too.
Bro, I'll adjust. But where will I get a car from?
I'll find a car for you.
I have to go to Delhi for my UPSC preparations.
I'm looking for a driver myself for my car.
Do you know of any good drivers?
Bro, I am the best driver I know.
Oh, no. That's a problem.
Okay. Just pull over to the left.
I'll get down. I'll sleep here tonight.
- You'll sleep here? - Yes, bro. It's a cool place.
Okay, bro. See you.
Peace out, bro.
- Lleo. - It wasn't me. No. It wasn't me.
Lleo, I'm such a big fool. Really.
You were sitting right beside me and I didn't take your phone number.
In case you find a driver, how on earth will you contact me?
My phone's battery is dead.
You can charge it in the car.
Are you serious? I can charge my phone in there?
Yes, of course.
Wow. I wish even I could get a car like this.
It's difficult to get a car like this, Lleo.
Bro, it's difficult for you too to find a better driver than me.
Alright then. Until I find a driver, you can live out of Shabnam.
Okay, bro. Since you're requesting so much,
until you find a new driver, I'll live out of Shabnam.
Okay, bro. But you would need to download the SHOLA cab app.
My father treats Shabnam like his own daughter.
He used to say, 'Purushottam, if you ever have gastric trouble,
fart outside the car and then get in.'
Don't you worry, bro. I stay away from all kinds of acidic food.
And trust me. I'll take very good care of your sister.
Okay, bro. But if you come across a good driver, do let me know.
Sure, bro. And if you come across a good car, do let me know.
- Sure, bro. - Deal?
- Yes, deal. - Cool, bro. It's a deal.
So, here are the keys. But please don't rash drive.
I won't.
Hey, turn off the lights! Turn it off!
God knows where these idiots come from.
Which moron is playing such loud music here?
- Hey, you! - Get out of here!
Out!
Chase this guy out.
When are you reaching the location?
- Which location? - My pick up location. Come fast.
Why don't you come here instead if you are in a hurry, bro?
What are you staring at, bro?
You must be having the same as mine. Perhaps, a bit smaller.
- You! You want me to rip your ass off? - No, bro! No!
- How dare you pee on my face? - Sorry.
I'll beat the crap out of you!
Wait! Let me rip your ass off!
Mom, I'll get ten more trucks for you. But get yourself treated, please.
You're so careless. Your aches and pains are endless. Please take care.
How can I be fine when you aren't? Tell me.
And do you know about the cervical collar?
Mom, you really need to look after yourself. You're very careless.
A mother's blessing is...
Hold on. I'll call you back.
Hey, Shambhu. Who did this?
Shambhu. Pick up that rod.
Stop the car!
Stop. Hey. 2490.
Just wait till I run you over with my truck.
Go for Lleo.
Lleo, bro, could you find any driver for my car?
Bro, could you find any car for me?
Not yet, bro. But I got to know from SHOLA cabs
that you haven't accepted any rides in the past 10 days.
You shouldn't talk to them, bro. Even I don't.
Because of no ride earnings, dad has called me back to Mumbai from Delhi.
Don't worry, bro. I'll do something.
Just give me 30 seconds.
Bro, 30 seconds are up.
Bro, I keep blabbering. Don't take me seriously.
God help me.
Hey, look. There's smoke coming out of that car.
Yes.
Let's go and ask. We might get it.
Do you know where we can get the stuff from?
- Santosh. - Yes.
I'm driving properly, aren't I?
Nice.
Hey, open the window.
Open the window.
What are you guys doing here?
- Santosh. - Yes.
What are we doing here?
- Yadav. - Yes.
What are we doing here?
Lleo, what are we doing here?
Extremely sorry, sir. But we're not sure as to what we're doing here.
Come on, boozer. Blow into this.
Santosh, how does one blow?
Lleo, I know how to blow.
Sir, Yadav knows how to blow.
He'll blow. Yadav, go for it.
- Pulled us up for such a petty task. - Come out.
Sir, the boy was a bit stressed out. Please let him go.
- Go. - Thank you, sir.
Lleo, aren't you ashamed?
Who stoops so low?
Had I found any other driver, I wouldn't be in this position today.
You're right. Had I also found another car, I wouldn't have lived out of yours.
You're absolutely right. My UPSC dreams are totally crushed now, thanks to you.
Please go. I'll take care of my Shabnam.
Okay, bro.
- Lleo. - Yes, bro.
- You'll sleep on the road? - Yes, bro. Right here.
Alright.
Listen, Lleo. Bro, you're sleeping right in the middle of the road.
Please, dude. Don't disturb me. Let me sleep.
I'll sit here and keep a watch.
You see, this isn't a right place to sleep.
Lleo.
Oh, no. It's the gas in my stomach again.
Shabnam, I'll be right back. I'm putting you in neutral gear.
Stay right here. I just remembered my father's words.
I'll be right back.
Oh, no. My Shabnam. My beloved.
Good God. My Shabnam. Why the hell did I leave to fart?
Oh, my God.
Shabnam, you're no more.
Who was that?
How dare he curse my mother.