Look at this. I won.
Brother, I've got the king.
How can you win with the queen?
Bro, this is a feminist game.
The queen is superior to the king in this game.
Say something, you fool.
Brother, what is feminism?
It's too complicated. Even I don't know what it is.
I just know that the queen is superior to the king.
Okay. But the last time you won with the Jack.
Yes, he is right.
Yes, even slavery is not allowed, bro.
Oh, then this game is no good for us.
Let's play something different. Think of something new.
Lleo, you tell us what we should play.
Shall we play the game of cops and thieves?
Hey, when I was young, my mom used to say
that I look like a cop. That'll work. Done.
Alright then. You'll be the cop and we'll be the thieves. Okay?
- Let's go and hide. - Let's go.
Where are you going? Both of us will go.
Okay, okay.
- Give me your hand. - Hide somewhere nearby.
Yes, alright.
- Who are you? - A friend of the groom.
I had told Mr Pandey not to send his son to West Indies for higher studies.
Look, this was bound to happen.
Bro, are you high?
I am from the bride's side. And you?
From this side.
What do you do, bro?
Anything for money.
Bro, look, that girl is stealing things and running away.
She is not stealing. She is going to gift them.
The top one has a coffee mug.
Under that is a bedsheet and under that is a pressure cooker.
Wow, bro.
You have an X-ray vision.
Tell me what colour she is wearing.
Purple.
Are you sure?
She is my wife.
Oh damn, she is my wife.
Give me my wife's bag.
Who has a wife, bro?
Lleo. Hey.
Hi, bro. What's up?
Bro, I am not any thief's brother.
No, no, brother. I am not a thief.
Don't lie. I have been watching you sneak into the house all evening.
Come on. Give me whatever you have stolen.
I am telling you the truth. I haven't stolen anything.
I am the bride's boyfriend.
- Cool, bro. Nice. - Yeah.
I want to marry her so
I have come to elope with her.
Are you an idiot, bro? Who gets married?
Brother, why are you talking nonsense?
You'd do anything for money, right? Right?
Tell me how much you will charge to help her elope with me.
$500 million.
Look, brother, I'll give you three hundred bucks.
Deal.
Do you want the bride dead or alive?
Let me speak to the KGB.
Okay.
To your left and smile.
Yes, perfect. One more, one more.
- Perfect. To your right. - Sudhir bro.
- I am Vinod. - So, Vinod bro.
The kids are playing with your lens kit downstairs.
Oh, no, not again. Ma'am, just two minutes.
Excuse me. Excuse me, ladies.
Who is the bride here?
Guys, we don't have much time.
Please think hard. It must be really easy.
Who is the bride?
I am. Tell me what you want.
Who is this?
Subhalaxmi. Venkatesh.
- My name is Pooja. - My name is Rohan.
Pooja. Rohan.
Hold on. You said my dad is calling me.
Yes, so, he wants to be your daddy in bed.
Stupid.
God.
I asked you to bring the bride, right? Why did you bring her?
Because Vinod and I felt that the bride is out of your league.
- Who is Vinod? - The photographer.
Bro, pay attention to what I say.
Hey.
I am the idiot. I was so eager to screw myself.
Bro, we'll discuss your hobbies later. For now, give me my three hundred bucks.
Okay, brother? Now don't show me your face. Get out of here.
This is five hundred bucks, bro. Where will get two hundred change?
Let's do one thing. Tell me if you want to elope with another girl.
I will get you two girls in five hundred.
Please move.
Hey, bro, I'll give you a discount of fifty bucks.
Naina.
Naina. Naina.
- Rohan? - Naina.
- Yes, it's me. - Yes.
Tell me. How shall we elope?
Must I tell you that now?
Saloni was right about you.
What did she say?
Now you are interested in what Saloni said about you?
No, no. I am only interested in you. Come on.
I will think of something.
Hey, Naina, it's time for your wedding. What are you doing?
The priest is asking for you.
- Yes, I am coming. - No, no, Naina.
Just tell the photographer you need pictures near the garden's exit.
I'll see you there. Okay?
Just do something and come there. We'll elope from there.
Okay?
I won't fuck up this time. Please trust me.
You'll come, right?
Yes. Alright.
Okay. I'll see you there.
How the hell will I get down from here now?
So burn these five and place this under the car.
Then there will be a real explosion.
We are not kids. We don't want to burst just a couple of crackers.
Okay? So, grow up, man up.
You too.
Now take this and go. Make the car explode. You have my blessings.
Leave this. Throw it.
And you? Who gives such dangerous things to kids?
America.
America? What?
Don't you know America?
Guys, you know America, right?
Thank God. How can you be so dumb?
You are not hot. You are ugly.
Guys, back me up. She's ugly, right?
Stupid.
Come on, all of you. Get out of here.
- Stay away from him. Okay? Let's go. - Bro.
Very good. Smile. Yes, sir, put your hand on the waist.
Not your waist, sir. Ma'am's waist.
Yes, lovingly. She is yours. Yes.
Ma'am, you have to look into sir's eyes. Why are you looking here and there?
Look lovingly into sir's eyes.
What's wrong? Is everything okay?
Yes. Actually, I am very thirsty.
Will you get me some water?
- Waiter. - Mayank.
- Yes? - It's our wedding night.
Will someone else get me water on our wedding night?
Please. You go get me some water.
I will get it right away.
Sir... Ma'am, let's get your solo shots in the meantime.
I'll quickly use the washroom and come.
Ma'am, the washroom is on that side. Why are you going this side...
I go that side from this side. Do you have a problem?
- Ma'am, the pictures... - Click the pictures
of this stage if you are so eager.
Darn it.
Why is everyone so unhappy at this wedding?
Prakash, I am telling you. Such girls elope on their wedding day. Shut it off.
Lleo, if the catering guy hasn't asked for me this time.
I swear. I'll thrash you with my shoe.
You may.
Here he comes.
He is in a hurry tonight.
Look, here comes the catering lady. Should I slap you now?
What a lunatic he is.
Naina, what are you doing here?
Nothing. I just came out to get some fresh air.
No, no. This is the wrong place to get fresh air. Get inside.
- But... - No, come on. Get inside.
There are lunatics roaming here. Come on.
Well.
What did you do?
Are you a loser, you scoundrel?
- Yes, bro, I am a loser. - What?
Yes, I lost the wager to you.
What do you mean?
We had a wager, right? That that girl would be in my bed within two hours?
But she is not. So, here are your five hundred bucks.
Oh, yes, you had to give me three hundred bucks to help that girl elope.
And I lost the wager so that is five hundred bucks.
Bro, I still need to give you two hundred bucks.
What kind of a retard are you?
Bro, everyone is poor at maths.
That doesn't mean you can call someone a retard.
- Shit. - Bro, let's do one thing.
Let's smoke a joint. It'll make us feel better. Come on.
I'll ride the bike. Give me the keys.
Bro, are you mad?
Do you know what's going on there?
She...
She is ready to elope with me on her wedding night.
She didn't even think about how her parents would feel.
And what the hell am I doing?
Instead of saving my relationship of six years,
I am whiling away my time with you. I am an idiot.
I can't imagine her with any other guy.
Bro, imagine her with a girl then.
What is your problem, bro? Do you want money?
Take this money. Keep it.
But I request you. Get out of here, man. Get out.
Bro, you shouldn't throw your wallet like this. Take it.
Just get out of here, man.
Listen. Give me the keys to your bike.
- You... - Bro!
Guys...
Guys, this wedding can't happen.
This girl is in love with another guy for the past six years.
So, I guess you guys can imagine.
And most importantly, if anyone has any change for five hundred bucks,
please give it to me. I have to return two hundred bucks to someone.
Thank you.
What is going on, dad?
You said she consented to marry me.
I don't want to marry her.
Yeah, bro. Let's go. These hoes ain't loyal.
Where are you going?
Do you have any change for five hundred bucks?
I will give you the change.
Hey, Pooja. Uncle is looking for you near the back gate.
- Oh really? Uncle? - Yeah.
I will introduce you to uncle. Come here.
- Hey. - Beat him up.
Gotcha.
We applaud you, Lleo. You spent eight hours playing this game.
He is right, brother. But it's your turn now.
We will hide now and you'll look for us.
Okay? Let's go.