- Bro. - Hmm.
- It's hurting a lot. - Hmm.
I have a painkiller in my left pocket. Please take it out and give it to me.
Bro, that's my cigar. Don't touch it.
- Take out my blunt. - Lleo, you are such a pervert.
I said blunt, you fool.
All this is not allowed here. What are you doing?
That's why I hate hospitals.
You can neither drink here nor have a party.
Do this. Drop me home.
Drop you home? Do I look like a taxi driver to you?
Ask your family to pick you up.
Bro, when I don't have a home, how will I have a family?
So, whose home was I supposed to drop you at?
Do this. Take your time. Think about it.
Anyway, there are nurses to take care of you. Okay?
Move from here, all of you.
It's so crowded here. Who are you?
I am the uncle of the patient.
And what about you?
Sir, I am his uncle.
- Sister! Who are on duty here? - Yes, sir.
How many times have I told you that only one visitor is allowed with a patient?
Sorry, sir. I was working.
This is also a part of your job! Make all of them leave.
Did you leave anything behind? Or did you uproot the tree to bring it here?
Take care of the patient's diet. Give them medicines on time.
Bear with the attendant's taunts and get scolded by the doctor as well.
We take care of everyone. Who will take care of us?
Why are you causing your BP to shoot up? It's our job.
Who will do it if not us? Hmm?
Sister, when will we get the food?
Look at him. He just took a dump and immediately he wants to eat.
You will have it. Have patience.
Sorry.
Uncle, it's time for your injection.
Babe, what's wrong with these people?
There is a free bed, free food here as well as hot chicks like you.
- It's Rupali. - Yes. There is Rupali as well.
Why can't they just relax and chill?
- Who comes to the hospital to chill? - I do.
No one comes here to chill apart from you.
Krishna has stones. Gupta has hernia.
- Akshay has piles. - And what about you?
- I am a nurse here. - So, can't nurses fall sick?
You fool. My life is ruined after talking to you.
You piece of shit.
Hey, I know Tamil.
Bro, I am serious. I really know it.
What happened, bro? Are you feeling orgasmic?
No, bro. I have kidney stones. It's hurting.
- What are you doing? - Why? Is it not hurting now?
It is hurting.
Very good. A real man always hides his pain.
I will make a complaint about you to the nurse.
You...
Do you know who I am?
No.
I am a government spy and I am on a secret mission.
Don't talk rubbish.
Do you know how my hand got broken?
How?
I put it inside a terrorist's ass but he still didn't shout.
Do you know why?
Why?
Because they are used to it.
Sister, please change my diaper.
Sister.
Bro, do it yourself.
How can I?
- With your hand. - I recently had an operation for hernia.
It was for hernia. Your hand is still fine.
Do you know how my hand got broken?
I was once travelling in a train.
A woman was changing the diaper of her baby in front of me.
She asked me to please hold it for a while.
I held the woman. Her husband came and broke my hand.
I learnt that day that one should change their diapers by themselves.
What's happening?
Rupali, I am teaching him to be a real man.
- Uncle, I will do it. - No, Rupali, please.
Gupta bro, a real man never hides his junk.
Thank me later.
Are you okay?
- Son, will you please scratch my back? - Yes, bro.
- Move a little ahead. - Okay.
- Where? - Here.
- Here? Is it fine? - Hmm.
Lavesh, do something about the visitors.
The doctor will scold us again.
Sister, what shall I tell you?
I told them that only one visitor is allowed with one patient.
So, they brought one more patient. So what can I do now?
Shall I tell you?
Look at this. Cool it is.
Come on. There is a new rule. Visiting charge is rupees 200.
100 rupees extra for an extra hour. Okay?
What do you mean?
Don't you understand Marathi?
Uncle, you should understand Marathi if you want to stay in Maharashtra.
- What say? - Yes.
- Give me rupees 200. - How can you charge us like this?
What do you mean? It's not going to my account.
It's a rule by the management.
If you want to be and wait here, you have to pay.
- Get it? - No.
Then you must get going. Hey.
Please leave. Yeah. Uncle.
Please go.
Please go out. Out.
Lleo is an amazing man, right?
I thought he just passes time but he is a nice man.
I will feed him amazing fried fish someday.
Yes. He cracks good jokes, right?
He asked me if I am a garbage bag yesterday.
I got very angry at first and then I asked him why.
He then says that he would like to take me out.
- Woah. That's amazing. - I was extremely shy.
Why are you blushing?
- Why are you blushing? - Keep quiet. You speak without thinking.
Look, sir is here.
Sister, send the file of the patient number nine to my cabin tomorrow.
- Okay. - Okay?
Have all the patients recovered?
No, sir. We sent all the visitors out as you asked.
Much better. Don't let them crowd in again.
- Okay, sir. - Okay, sir.
- Thank you, sir. Good night, sir. - Good night.
This food is pathetic.
Who cooked this? Please call the chef.
Chef? Where is the chef?
What happened? Why aren't you eating?
Babe, please don't try to be Pankaj.
- Who is Pankaj? - My laundry guy.
No one listens to me carefully.
Your reports are here. Everything needs to be under control.
You don't know but your body is in a lot of pain.
I know.
That's why there is a painkiller in my left pocket. Please give it to me.
You are joking about everything.
Such habits are responsible for your condition.
I will keep an eye on everything you do from now on.
You will only eat rice, lentils, fruits and medicines.
I have asked Lavesh to bring them.
Have it. What are you staring at? Eat it.
Quickly! Eat it!
Lleo.
What's happening?
Nothing is happening, bro.
There is no party, chicks or Pankaj here.
- Who is Pankaj? - Pankaj is my laundry guy.
He used to take good care of me.
The sister is here to take care of you.
Bro, why will your sister take care of me?
Bro, she is not my sister.
I am talking about the sister working in the hospital.
Who? Afsana?
Afsana has an affair with Abdul.
Fucking Abdul, man!
Forget about Abdul. I am talking about Sister Rupali.
- Yes. She is hot too. - Hmm.
Do you know how much she cares for you?
- Do you know where these apples come from? -From the trees.
- Sister Rupali brings them. - She has an apple tree at her place?
Bro, how can an apple tree grow in Mumbai?
Sister Rupali buys them with her money.
God knows what she found attractive in you.
You are not handsome or intelligent or have the money.
You carry painkillers in your pocket.
- Bro, I think she saw my dic... - Heart.
She must have considered your heart.
I am telling you. She is a nice girl. She has a government job.
She has a place with an attached bathroom.
Get married to her and you will be sorted in life.
What did you say?
Get married to Sister Rupali and you will be sorted in life.
What marriage?
Don't worry. Take your time and think. Everything will be sorted. Okay?
Think about it.
Listen. I wanted to talk to you about something.
What about?
- Just wanted to know a few things. - What things?
Things like where you are from, what you do and who are there in your family.
Likes and dislikes. Basic stuff.
I won't tell you.
Okay. Take this. Have this medicine.
You can't tell me what to do and what not to do. You are not my wife.
Of course. I am not your wife, you idiot.
I am a nurse here. It's my duty.
You are being a nurse today. You'd want to be my wife later.
What nonsense are you talking about? Have you lost your mind?
Oh. Now I seem like a crazy person to you who is talking nonsense.
Typical wife behaviour.
Nageshwar bro, I think you know what I am talking about.
Are you always high?
Oh. Now you have a problem with my intoxication as well?
You will ask me to quit intoxication and meeting my friends.
And then you will ask me to take a bath.
This is too toxic for me.
Calm down!
Where is the washroom?
Move aside.
Sister!
Please change my diaper.