Let's order some tea from outside.
Sir!
- Don't put this unlucky guy in our lock up. -Why?
Last time, Babban had food from his plate.
The poor guy vomited blood and died.
But what can I do?
He can't seem to get a hearing.
Last time, the judge got a heart attack.
Before that, the investigating officer was caught taking bribes.
And today, the lawyer's license got revoked.
Sir, put him in the next cell.
Yes, Tambe, do one thing. Put him in the next cell.
Yes, sir, otherwise, if someone dies,
the human rights people will be after our lives.
Come on, man. Let's go!
Lleo, what was the need to mess with the truck driver?
Shabnam is in a jar and not on the road because of you.
Was Shabnam a hot Arabian chick, bro?
No, brother, not a hot Arabian chick.
It was my car. Have you forgotten so soon?
Yes.
Lleo.
The thing is you shouldn't hurt someone's feelings like this.
- I am going. - Okay, bro. Go.
But, listen. Give me 20 bucks.
20 bucks?
But where will you live?
Don't say you'll live in the lake.
No, bro.
This time I'll live in a place where stay and food is free.
Prison?
Yes, bro, prison.
Catch.
Good one. You're the next Dhoni, bro.
Lleo.
Lleo, don't go there. That is a very dangerous place.
Bro, even an electric pole is dangerous.
But I stand and pee on it.
Lleo, peeing is fine but...
They give electric shocks there too.
Hey, what is this disgusting food?
Tambe, did your wife send this food?
Let it go, brother.
We are criminals, not sexists.
Should I eat this food?
Even a rabid dog won't eat this food.
Wow.
Brown rice with lentil soup and mashed potatoes.
Yum.
Bro, you eat his.
Yum!
- Is it clean? - Yes.
Hey, caged bird.
- Are you an asshole? - No.
Lleo. Double L, e, o.
Are you influential?
Do you know the local MLA?
Yes.
- How? -There is a large poster outside the station.
It says there is no one like Anand.
Good looking fellow. Nice moustache.
What nonsense is he talking about?
I am not talking nonsense, bro.
The poster is really there.
Haven't any of you seen that?
God, with this vision, how do you guys commit a crime?
I guess that's why you are in jail.
Guys, it's enough. Let's thrash him.
- Yes, let's thrash him. - Bro, I am thinking the same.
There is no action happening in lock up. Let's thrash.
Who will get thrashed?
Stop. Not on my face.
Hey!
Were you asleep?
No, bro, I was standing.
Hey, you clown.
If you want to stand, stand over there. Get up.
Stand there if you want to stand.
Move back a little.
Little left. Now move towards the right.
Yes, raise your hands now.
That's it. Keep standing now.
And if you move, I'll throw my shoe at you.
Why will I move if you hit me, bro? I am not stupid like you.
There is such a huge poster outside. They can't see it.
You scoundrel, shut up!
If you speak again, I'll hit you again.
Why did you hit me when I didn't speak, bro?
I thought you'll speak.
Sorry.
Oh.
Bro, you didn't let me eat for two days and now you spilt my food.
When did I spill it? Did I spill it?
- No! - Did I spill it?
- No, you didn't spill it. - Did I spill it?
- No, you didn't. - It isn't spilt.
I didn't spill it. You should sit and eat.
Sit on the floor now and eat.
Sit!
Please sit.
Eat.
Eat now.
And finish your food.
Don't waste anything. Okay?
Finish it all.
Come on. Eat it.
- Tambe bro. - Yes?
Tambe bro.
What's the procedure to change the room?
Is this a movie? Go to sleep quietly.
Where should I sleep? They aren't letting me sleep, eat or sit.
My life is ruined, Tambe bro.
That's how a lock up is.
You don't know. This is a dangerous place.
Someone told me that a lock up is a very dangerous place.
I told him that even an electric pole is dangerous.
And I stand and pee on it.
So, you should have pissed on the pole, you dog.
Why did you pee on sir's car?
I thought I'll get free food for a few days if I go to a lock up.
Foo...
Food?
You really don't have any food to eat?
Food? I don't even have a place to stay, bathe, sleep
or anything to wear.
How long have you been living like this?
For a couple of months.
Before that?
Before that I had everything.
A house, a bungalow, a car, Russian chicks.
Hey.
Don't take so many drugs.
And do one thing.
As soon as you get out of here, stay with your parents for a few days.
You'll get clean.
My parents are no more.
Are you going to make me cry now?
Look.
I am like your father.
Here. Smoke this.
I don't have a matchstick.
I am giving up smoking.
I have one request.
Please shift me to the next cell.
You fool, the most unlucky man in the world lives in that cell.
If you go to him, your life will be ruined.
Do you know?
The man who put handcuffs on him, lost his hands.
The guy who brought his bail application,
he was mowed down by a bull.
And the witness against him turned dumb.
Tell me, should I put you with him?
Do you want to go? Should I put you with him?
Yes, put me there. I am going to die here anyway.
No, sir handles all that.
Tell me if you need anything else.
I am very hungry.
Please order some khichdi. Please, dad, please.
You won't get that. Anything else?
I have a friend. Please get him here.
I will give you a gold cigarette when I get out of here.
Hey, clean it properly.
Sir, please move your feet.
Lleo, your friend is here.
Clean this.
Thank you, dad.
Hey, who will clean this?
Look at him.
Lleo.
Who is Lleo? I am Laxman.
What have you done to yourself?
Oh, God.
Where are your slippers?
They beat me with them and broke them, bro.
You were beaten up?
They beat you so badly. Even my father doesn't beat me up this badly.
He did beat me once though.
I don't know why.
You were right, bro.
This is a very dangerous place.
You are the dangerous one, Lleo.
Should I tell you something? Please don't mind.
Whatever is happening to you is right.
Purshottam bro, stay within your limits with me.
I don't want to stay anywhere with you.
You made a poor family even poorer.
You put my Shabnam in a jar.
You said terrible things and broke someone's marriage.
And on top of that, you even broken Rupali ma'am's
sweet innocent heart.
Shall I tell you something, Lleo?
Sooner or later, this was bound to happen to you.
God's justice may be late but it well-served.
You reap what you sow. Karma is a...
Hold on. I memorized it and came. Karma is a biatch.
Actions have consequences.
Bad beginnings make bad endings.
I am done.
I have understood, bro.
You haven't understood anything. You don't understand anything.
I know how badly you must be treated inside.
That is why I have talked to the Inspector and am doing you a favour.
You have been transferred to the next cell.
- Oh, not to the next cell. - Just a minute.
I won't listen to another word.
What a rude guy. I said I won't listen to another word.
When did I speak, bro?
Oh, yes. I thought you spoke.
It's okay. If you won't speak, then I'll leave.
Okay. Goodbye.
Double L, e, o. Lleo.
That's not me. Don't talk to me.
Laxman Laal Ebote.
Who are you?
- I am Scammer. - Scammer.
I sent you that link, right?
Which link, bro? I get many links.
Please be specific.
The link that you you clicked on and lost all
your property, money, mansion and Russians.
You scoundrel, it's you.
Yes, me.
Lleo, I made a huge mistake.
Ever since I robbed you, my life has become hell.
Don't bore me, bro. Come straight to the point.
Lleo, please take all your money back from me.
I can't tolerate this bad luck.
I beg of you.
Okay. But don't beg like this.
Fall on my feet and ask for forgiveness.
Do you know what happened to me because of you?
Sorry, Lleo, forgive me.
A man of God.
Bro, don't touch me.
Bro, I don't like people touching me.
Bro, please.
G dawg, baby, how is this small house?
It's nice, right? You will all stay in this house from now on.
You won't drive a cab for Shola cabs anymore.
- What are you saying? - Yes.
- You are the owner of Shola cabs now. - What?
Here are the documents. Read them properly.
Oh, God. Thank you, Lleo.
Dad, a gold cigarette for you.
Oh, my goodness.
And a cigarette for you to smoke.
And Senorita Penelope for the rest of your needs.
Hey, Lleo. I don't do anything of that sort.
I have a wife at home.
Dad, don't call her a woman. She is my mom.
Lavesh.
You don't need to work in the City hospital from tomorrow onwards.
Because you are the owner of the City hospital now.
What are you saying, Lleo?
- Here are the documents. - Oh, thank you, sir.
Brother, give me some alcohol.
- Oh, you want alcohol? - Yes.
Why didn't you say so earlier?
- Hey, guys. - Hi, Lleo.
Hi, Lleo.
Thank you so much for sending us on a world tour on your private jet.
We are having so much fun. Thank you so much.
- Keep it if you like it. - Really?
And, listen. People have sex on honeymoon.
They don't talk to their friends on the phone. Okay, bye.
Penelope, where is my leg rest?
Brother, here I am.
- Keep your feet. - Nice.
Hey.
So, guys, let's get this party started.