Damn, it's stuck!
I told you not to get this rookie.
Sir, it's my brother's first mission.
- So, have some sweets. - What's this?
Thank you.
- Quiet. - Yes, yes.
In, Tango 1 status out.
In approaching target out.
In stay vigilant out.
In yes out.
In Tango 1 back passage cleared.
Meeting you at delta point out.
But Pablo used to have whiskey, right?
Come, I'll tell you.
What happened is that commando reached the hostel with guns and sweets.
Broke the gate, scared a naked kid
and the moment Arora's door opened
he held whiskey and cigar in each hand
Avi Escobar.
Drugs?
In college?
Avinash can't do this.
He's Escobar reincarnate.
So I've heard.
But he looks so innocent.
Looks mean nothing. I resemble Milind Soman
but I'm not him!
I've heard
his new mansion
Banchhod Niwas...
That's where he's running his drug business from.
You needn't worry though.
Why would I not take tension?
I'm moving in with him.
So? His girl is hot!
Damn hot.
- So you've heard. - No, bro.
I've seen her.
Hi.
Akhil Gandhi
from Ghana.
Yes, bro.
You really are from Ghana, right?
Yes.
F♪♪K, foreigner!
Come in, feel at home.
There's only one rule in this house.
Party every evening.
Bro, I don't drink actually...
We'll change that.
Hey.
Hi.
Who's he?
Hi, I'm Akhil Gandhi.
First year bachelors in journalism and mass communications
from sports quota.
I'm Ghana's best batsman from under 19.
I'm in India to play cricket.
I'll be the best here too.
He's our personal Virat Kohli.
Where will this Virat Kohli stay? I thought it was just
three of us, me, you and
and our discount Ghalib
- Sameer. - He'll share Sameer's room.
You're...
Avinash Arora?
Well, they do call me that sometimes.
Other times we just call him idiot.
Hello.
That's enough.
But the point is
he'll share Sameer's room
and bro do not worry.
This is a planned move with precision.
- How so? - Look,
extra man means extra money.
Extra money means extra parties.
Right.
Extra parties will make our house... epic.
It's actually a good idea, dude.
It's intelligent. I did not expect that from...
you.
Not funny.
Nice.
Get going
upstairs.
By the way, one second,
it's a culture here, we...
- F♪♪k! Take off your T-shirt. - Bro...
This is our home coming.
I thought ragging is now an offence.
You can't do this.
- You're so cute! - Here you go.
Fool, this is not ragging.
This the only rule of the house.
Let him adjust first.
Go settle down and then we'll talk about stripping.
- Okay. - Bro,
Hey, take your passport.
People go missing more than passports!
Go.
Bro, listen, here we'll put a
69 inch TV.
Yes.
Does OG Kochhar manufacture a 69 inch TV?
Bro, it will be tailor made.
We'll get it made for us.
Handmade 69 inch TV,
but it will be a 69 inch TV only.
I thought we'd put up
an abstract painting or something. People come into the party and be like
these people are cultured.
- Look at them. - Avi!
We'll put the 69 inch TV here
- and opposite that will be? - Party.
Fucking party.
And next to that will be your abstract painting.
Cute.
We can now call this place home.
Let's go, on 1, 2, 3...
Hey. I pay extra for that room.
What's that fool doing there?
Gandhi.
I don't give a fuck.
He won't sleep there.
Bro, don't stress over it.
We'll live like brothers.
- We'd decided that. - Yes, we did.
What did we decide?
That we'll live in harmony like brothers.
But nobody lives in that room.
Calm down for a minute.
Move!
Listen to me.
Take off your 'kurta'.
F♪♪K!
F♪♪k!
"Rohit got a free hit."
What happened, bro?
Nightfall?
No judgment.
Happens to me too some times.
Listen to the commentary and you'll be fine.
"It must be a different struggle."
"You can see Rohit has gained weight these days."
"In contrast Virat Kohli..."
Hello.
Hello, dad, greetings.
No, I just woke up.
I was studying last night.
Huh?
What?
No, there's no problem. Come over.
Yes, I'll send someone.
Yes, I'll message you.
Kochhar!
Kochhar, get up, bro.
Dad is coming over. Kochhar, get up
How much did you drink last night! Hello!
Lakshay!
Kochhar!
Idiot, good morning, asshole!
Noida's Aquaman, you wanna be banned from Delhi?
Nice. What is it?
Raheja's leftover peg from last night I guess.
No, it's gin. Shastri's peg.
Are you mad? This time that's what's important?
My dad is coming over. Please tell me
which sector is this?
"Amazing shot."
"And what Rohit wanted to do..."
"the bowler's line length was terrible."
"Good."
"He got what he wanted."
Tell me which sector we live in.
If he misses Sector 30, ask him to turn left from the liquor shop.
What do I tell dad?
Dad, turn left from the liquor shop?
You're really smart!
Why not?
Dad is coming home for the first time.
He won't come empty handed.
Order some drinks for tonight's party.
You're one idiot and the guy who
named Noida's sectors is the other one.
125 after 44,
93 after 39! Makes no sense.
I don't understand one thing.
Why did you say 93 in English?
That's not the point.
What's the point?
Point is where dad lives.
Mom would know.
I mean where do I live?
With me.
Where do we both live?
Sector 30.
Why are you yelling?
Don't spread negativity in my house early in the morning.
Me? I'm being negative?
First, this is our house.
And my dad is visiting, okay?
Oh damn!
If your dad makes it here
and stays over,
our first party will be ruined.
Hello, how drunk are you?
This is our second party.
But it's the first go at the second party.
If dad sees
empty alcohol bottles strewn all over,
he'll get a heart attack.
He'll think I'm a total drunkard.
So we'll fill the bottles, don't worry.
What is your problem bro?
We've to hide the bottles please.
Okay. We've to hide the bottles.
I asked you one favour as a brother but no!
I was a fool to think you'd help me.
People are with you in good times
but all back out in bad times.
We're brothers for good times not for the worst time.
Bloody hell! People go out on their limb to help and
you can't even clean your room!
This is how relations get ruined.
This is what happens with successful people.
Look...
Hello!
I'm convinced.
We must clean up.
Are you serious or just fucking with me?
I'm fucking with you in all seriousness.
You mean it, right? Good, hold this.
Expensive liquor, right?
Great. Do one thing.
Baby, we have half hour. In that time please
clean up the room. I'm giving you that.
Thank you, bye.
Nice house, well built.
It is, right?
Dad, the land lord was great.
What he did is
white washed the damp walls and painted them.
The house turned brand new.
All went well.
You better get organised.
This is all Lakshay's stuff.
This will be organised here. This is a...
toy. Mouth organ.
Your hostel was fine.
Nobody lives in hostels now.
None of my second year friends live in hostels.
It was fine anyway.
I know there were more restrictions there.
But you had less responsibilities.
Will you manage alone?
College and home?
I will. Now that I've decided...
I've decided, dad so...
I'll manage.
Things are strewn around.
Mom was worrying about you.
Sorry.
Your mom was worried about you.
Mom worries for no reason.
You didn't come home for summer vacations.
I had to leave the hostel...
I mean I decided to shift from the hostel.
Then...
I came here and set things up.
Lakshay! I'm telling you, dad,
I told him to keep his things separate.
But he won't listen.
- It'll take time. - Avinash,
it's tempting at this age.
To drink to party.
I get it.
I wasn't born a father.
Learn from my experiences.
Once life slips from your hands
it's not easy to get it back.
That's why I'm telling you to be responsible.
This can wait.
Yes, dad.
When are the results expected?
One week before the college starts.
Around that time.
Look,
If you fail, or are held back,
then it's Arora tyres for you.
Take care.
- Lakshay, Manveer, Gandhi, see you. - Uncle, Sameer!
Sorry, Rahim, see you.
Lakshay!
What are you doing?
Imagining.
Imagining what?
On a 69 inch TV,
What will Johnny Sins and Mia Malvoka's duet look like?
Nice. Give me your hand.
Imagine how you'll get it fixed.
You said
you'll get things fixed before we move houses.
That's not the case apparently so please
- get it done. - Arora!
Come here.
What?
Look me in the eyes and say that again.
What do I do? I went there.
It was already loose. I turned it and it broke off.
Bro!
You broke it, you fix it, fool.
It's not my fault.
Of course it's your fault.
- Not my fault. - It's your fucking fault.
What are you doing?
I'm cleaning. Here.
Your phone is ringing.
Yes, it's the brigadier. Won't answer.
Why?
I won't answer ominous calls early morning.
I don't understand
why are fathers like that?
What?
I don't know.
Apparently, my father wasn't born a father.
Sorry, context. But
He's punctured my ass and left today so...
Arora tyres joke!
Yeah.
Don't even talk about my father.
Is it?
He's been fucking with me since childhood.
- What are you saying? - Yes.
I mean, once I got him a diary as a gift.
Do you know what he did?
He made a time table for me instead!
Wake up between 06:03 to 06:07.
Poop between 06:09 to 06:11.
Bathe between 06:17 to 06:19.
Then go to school.
What about the time in between?
He'd whack me if I missed anything.
Great!
We understood.
He fucked with you but can you stop fucking with us now?
Keep Gandhi's bag in your room.
Gandhi will share your room.
Neither Gandhi
nor his bag will be in my room.
I pay extra for that room.
Point.
But it's not about money.
Then?
It's about brotherhood.
And...
In my room there's only
Party.
Exactly.
Why do that to that innocent fellow?
I don't want to live with that innocent fellow.
He doesn't want it.
Yes.
If Gandhi shifts in the living room,
there will be no space.
To party we need privacy... Publicity.
- Point. - He can't live here.
It'll spoil everything. You don't understand.
He's saying it'll spoil the party scene.
I forgot about the scene.
I give a damn about your scene.
He doesn't give a...
Do me one more favour.
Congratulate him on my behalf
for his new room.
Why would I?
Why should he?
Because you brought him.
- 5-0. - We didn't bring him.
We were living here.
- Point. - Then you came.
Then you brought him.
So you carry the burden.
Agreed.
Why do you want to ruin the party scene?
He's messing with the kitchen.
You're messing with the living room.
Hello, you see, we'll contribute and get this fixed.
Tell me who to call and I will.
Call him.
What does Johny Sinns play in our favourite video?
- Taxi driver. - No.
Will a taxi driver mend the tap?
Check your search history.
Come taxi, mom and Johnny, Johnny teaches mommy, the plumber and the team...
Johnny's backdoor entry compilation.
Johnny fixes best friend's
mom's leaking pipe.
Oh! Pipe fixer.
Pipe leak...
Leak fixer person.
Get the number.
Sameer, look.
This is called being responsible.
Definitely! I'm learning from you guys.
I can't find Johnny's number.
You didn't?
Tell him to DM.
DM? Will he reply?
Why won't he?
- I am his fan after all. - So he will.
Fool!
Hey!
How will you get Johnny Sin's number?
Find the leak fixer person's number.
Completely my bad.
The leak fixer person's number, right?
What are you staring at?
I have a word for you.
What are you saying?
Dumbfuck.
You're a Dumbfuck.
Apt characterisation of all your existence.
Oh idiot, you're an even bigger dumbfuck.
Why call me that?
That tap better be fixed.
Okay?
Listen to me...
Time for the first second party. Locked and loaded, my brother.
Open your mouth.
Wow.
What are you looking at?
What's wrong?
Don't start. I was not even looking at him.
You look hot in purple.
For your KI, it's not purple but magenta. You got that?
Fine, listen...
Ben-chhod Niwas is shining.
- It's Banchhod Niwas. - Whatever.
Where do I find her?
Mahima, bro.
Bro!
Fucking party!
My girl is here.
Too good. Congrats.
There she is.
What do I do?
Recite something?
That's not done.
Will that make him leave the room?
Is my poetry that bad?
What kind of a friend are you, Lloyd?
Dork!
Get me a cigarette.
Shove it up your ass.
See what I'm going through.
Lakshay, play something sick.
Right away.
There!
There you go.
I can't do this. This is not my scene.
Shut the fuck up.
What will you have? Vodka?
I always have red wine.
Wine, okay.
- White or red. - Yeah, I know.
They look like they're on the same page.
I think I'll get Gandhi drunk.
Yes.
Then I'll convince him
that I need my space.
He'll forget everything in the morning.
Right?
Right.
Bloody fool, speak to him.
You'll save on alcohol and time.
But that's not fun.
Drink...
Here.
Gandhi! How are you?
I'm good.
How is India treating you?
Enjoying the party?
Bro, to be honest,
I've never partied like this before.
What the hell?
What are you saying, fool?
We thought you're a foreigner.
I'm disappointed.
Let's get beer.
No problem.
There's always a first time. Come.
What will you have?
Bro, I actually don't drink.
One drink.
What will you have?
Gatorade.
With what?
Whiskey, vodka, gin... What's your favourite?
Just Gatorade.
How will I convince him with just Gatorade?
What?
Nothing. Here.
Your Gatorade.
Have fun, okay?
- Have fun, I'll see you. - Yeah.
Baby.
- Mahima. - Yeah.
Cheers.
I don't get how you're hiding this from your parents, Avi.
Babe, c'mon.
- Mahima, please. - Okay whatever.
Why bother my parents?
Won't they worry when they get the letter?
Which letter? Who said they'll get one?
There's no letter, chill.
Look how big the house is.
Better than the hostel...
You're lying to your parents, Avi, and you're okay with it.
I'm not lying to my parents.
I'm not lying
I'm just hiding the truth for now.
- Okay, you know what? f♪♪k it. - Yeah.
Can we please talk if you have the time?
Okay, one sec.
- One second. - Please don't.
Later for sure.
- Yes. - Okay.
You were supposed to call the leak fixer person.
I called but nobody was available.
Avi, you had one job
of finding a Leak fixer person.
Plumber.
A leak fixer person is called a plumber.
Oh damn! Plumber.
- Plumber! - Hi.
Okay, see you.
There's no water because of your tap.
Will we wash with vodka when people poop and vomit?
Bro-
One second, baby.
They can use tissue paper.
That leaves spots.
Shut up. my girl is angry, bro.
Mahima.
My girl Mahima is angry.
- Just Mahima. - Yes babe.
Mahima.
If she's not placated in 15 minutes,
I'll need tissue paper to wipe my tears.
Can we please take care of your shitty situation later?
Fine.
Listen,
I need your help.
Bro, Dhriti, will you listen...
- Please listen to me. - Just come.
- But I don't want to go to him. - Just come on.
Why? I always listen to you, you're fucking with my head now.
I don't...
What will happen?
- Hi. What's up? - Fucking hell.
- I want to have an honest conversation. - Honest.
- Yes. - Mom,
meet Sameer.
- Hi, son. - My roommate.
Hi, aunty. Hello.
He writes poetry.
I haven't heard any yet but he keeps writing.
So he must be good.
And this is Dhriti.
They're always together.
Guess she likes poetry.
Hi, aunty. How are you doing?
Aunty, you sent him to the right place.
We take a lot of care, especially Sameer.
He'll teach him everything.
My son is very sweet.
He will not give you any tension.
He's new so please look after him.
- Yes, aunty. - C'mon, mom.
- Sure. - Enjoy yourselves.
- Bye, aunty, we'll take care of him. - Bye, guys, have fun.
- Sameer will definitely take care of him. - Mom,
Sweet!
Dude, this guy's unbelievable.
What fun, bro!
Lloyd doesn't have a sex.
You know what's funny?
Neither will you anymore.
Cheers.
Fuck, man.
All sorted?
Bro, I'll create such an ambiance
that your girl will be thrilled.
Let's go for it.
You'll realise it at night.
- Right? - Yes.
Just make your speech.
- Okay? - Yeah.
Sis!
You need some help?
I'm sorry.
What have you done?
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
What are you doing? Please!
Please don't change here.
I'm a virgin.
I need to change.
- I'm really sorry. - Don't worry, I'm wearing...
I've not done anything.
- Please. - I'm wearing something inside.
I think...
Pick the speaker.
Friends
and the other 13 random people with you
and Bharat,
Yes!
Asshole, where's my girl?
How would I know, idiot? Don't ruin my moment.
Yes, so, I want to say
the resident bad boy
of this house
is my boy Avi.
Keep up the ambience for the next 2 minutes
because my brother will say something...
- special. - Yes.
Am I right?
A round of applause!
Chulli, get the guitar.
Guys, I hope you're enjoying our first party.
First second...
The first second party, sorry.
I have something to share.
This party and this house are special to me.
When I was in the hostel,
I couldn't spend time with this one person
that is very important to me, close to me.
And that's my girlfriend Mahima.
Okay and now that I have all of you here, I want to say this one
- It's been in my heart... - Avi...
since a long time.
- And that is... - Fuck no!
- Listen. - Where are you going, fucker?
Mahima!
Listen, babe. Mahima.
What was that?
I think we both need to take some time.
We'll process this then talk.
That's fine, listen...
What did you just do in there?
What will people think of me?
Really?
That's what you care about? What people think about you?
What I'm trying to say is that we could talk later.
Did you have to react like that?
I've been trying, Avi!
But I'm sorry I didn't wait for the after party
to clear your confusion which wouldn't happen
had you spoken to me before or after the party.
- This is what you wanted to say? - No.
I wanted to discuss the construction plan of Central Vista.
Break up just happened.
Break... Listen, we're not... Calm down.
Listen, let's give this time.
I've been giving it time, Avi.
Had I taken longer, you'd say I'm stringing you along.
That's what you're doing!
See! This is what I'm talking about.
You give me no good way to do this.
You always have to be the victim in every situation.
Why are you talking like that?
How else should I talk, Avi?
I've been wanting to talk for a week.
Did you hear me?
This was a surprise for you
because I love you.
Love?
Love asks for basic respect. Can you give me that?
Do you respect anyone but yourself?
- I really liked you, Avi. - And I don't?
- Don't I like you? - No.
If you did, you should've heard me out.
You don't see it, right?
I shifted here for you.
So I could be close to you.
You didn't shift for me, Avi.
You shifted for yourself.
You should have spoken to me first if you did this for me.
You shifted because you were kicked out of your hostel because you fucked up.
Start assuming responsibility
for your actions and you'll feel better about yourself.
What are you doing, Avi?
Are you fucking trying to cry?
I cannot with you...
Mahima!
Babe, listen.
Mahima.
I'm not...
Is this a show, asshole?
Go in.
Go in and take that.
Mahima.
Hi.
It's okay, man.
Stupid fight.
Yeah, it happens.
Listen,
I'll sort out the water problem.
Yes.
And listen, there are many
tissues near my bed.
Use some. No problem.
First second party. Come on.
I'll be back.
Mahima.
You live in E block?
I'm headed that way. Let me drop you.
No, it's okay.
Mahima...
listen up.
Done with your post break-up cinematic walk?
Shall we?
Right.
Thanks.
Why is he going in my room?
To puke.
Excuse me.
Excuse me, brother?
Hello, yellow t-shirt.
Bro, can't you listen?
This is my room. There's nobody here.
I can't find my girl in purple.
Let's party...
He said there's nobody inside.
There wasn't...
Gandhi, what is happening?
I didn't do anything.
- Nothing. - Bad in bed.
She's joking.
Joking.
Sorry, she wasn't feeling too good. She felt like puking.
- I was just helping her. - No, no!
You're bad in bed.
- Naughty dog. - I didn't do anything.
What are you doing?
- This belongs to you. - I have never...
Never?
- This 'kurta'... - What?
Is that your 'kurta'?
Bro, it's mine.
- What? - Why is my 'kurta' here?
She was vomiting and her clothes...
What's going on here?
Bro, I mean...
What do I say now?
Move aside or I'll kick your ass.
Calm down.
Try laying a hand on Sameer's ass please.
Fuck this shit, fuck this shit...
Let me call Lochu...
Lochu, man, where are you?
- We're coming. - How can we party without the Pajero gang?
- Mom couldn't sleep. - What?
Aunty can't sleep?
What's uncle doing about it?
She can't sleep without smelling flowers.
Is it?
- I'll go get some. - Fine.
Do it quickly.
Is it a great party?
Yes.
But looks like something's up here.
We'll be there soon.
Drive faster.
Hi.
What happened?
What is it?
Can you see what's going on outside?
- I can't... - I'll check.
I'll check. You hang on.
Okay, just see.
Speak up, assholes.
I'll kick your ass.
Ass is a very touchy topic.
- Bro... - What did you say?
Bro...
What did you say in English?
Nothing at all.
Say it.
What did you say in English?
Let's talk this out.
All I'm saying is ass is a touchy-
Shut up.
He'll get us killed.
Lakshay... What are you doing?
Buddy!
Bro!
Bro, is this your house?
Bro, this is Kochhar's house.
You!
Get in the car.
You too get in the car.
No, buddies, you...
Please have beer.
Let them go.
So how are you?
At least it's all sorted!
I'm so confused.
What sorted?
Such people can't come home.
- Brothers! - Hey, hey!
- Lakshay, what are you doing? - I'm calling the cops.
- What are you doing? - Stop it.
Fuck!
I still can't believe this.
You actually hit him!
I love this boy.
Bro, thank you.
Seriously.
Thank you for throwing this party for me.
You came from Ghana.
It's the least we can do for you.
I'll even throw myself at you!
No!
We'll party everyday.
Not everyday.
I've to practice.
That will continue.
This will increase your stamina.
Look at the destruction!
Our first second party was a hit.
This boy brought out the guns.
I love this.
But why wasn't the speaker ruined?
It's water proof.
I'm really sorry about that.
No, it's okay.
Your leg...
Sorry.
I have something to say to you.
Tell me.
I mean, if you wanted privacy, you should've said so.
I'd have shifted.
I should apologise to you.
I over reacted.
I could've told you directly. You're right.
I'm sorry.
No, it's okay. Please don't say that.
I'll set up in the living room.
All good.
- Thank you. - No worries.
Let Mahima go.
Okay.
Guys, listen.
Listen I'm sorry.
This is all my doing. If I'd just
fixed the stupid tap, this wouldn't have happened.
This is our home, not a hostel.
About that topic...
Forget that, it's our house.
Let's make it a home.
What?
What did you say?
I said it's a house
made up of four walls.
We'll make it a home.
I see.
How do we make a home?
We all have to try.
- We have to do things gradually. - With love and brotherhood.
Boys!
Get away. Come here.
Come here.
What?
Look at this.
Look at this beauty.
Bloody hell!
Doesn't this make you feel all
jittery, like on a roller coaster?
Bro, I think
your break-up is hitting you.
You!
Actually, too soon.
This Gandhi also drops truth bombs.
Asshole!
The first second party was a hit.
Interesting!
- Interesting! - Bro!
What are you doing?
Bro!
It is our house!
Bro!
Yes.
- God! - Yes. Kochhar.
Take off your clothes.
Bro, go on. Okay, I'm doing it.
Yes.
Sameer!
- No... - Not done.
- You have to! - No, no, no.
Tell me one thing.
What does this house mean to you?
This house
is the best decision of my life.
We'll party everyday, fuckers.
I don't know about partying
but this house is
my chance to break free from my dad.
Opportunities along with independence.
It's a chance for me to fulfill my dreams.
But I miss home.
I miss my parents.
Gandhi, it's okay to miss your parents.
This is our house. It'll take some time
but we'll make this into a home.
♪ Shaayad by Taba Chake plays ♪