Fuck no!
No, fuck!
Lakshay! Lakshay!
Lakshay! Fuck!
Lakshay, listen to me.
Lakshay!
- Listen to me. - Go on.
- Have you seen the book I'd kept here? - Lakshay!
It's a book by Ghalib. Have you seen it?
Let's talk about the kiss first.
About what, again?
No, the kiss.
Don't bug me this early in the morning.
I'm talking about Dhriti.
- Well... - I know!
Please tell me if anyone has seen my book.
Choose.
What do I wear?
Here.
- Tell me what to wear. - Have you seen it, bro?
Tell me which one. Why are you going through my stuff?
You'll only find Kapil Dev and Sachin there.
- Bloody hell! - Why does Maharni do this, man...
Fool!
- What's wrong, buddy? - Why does she move my stuff...
What happened?
There's a problem, bro.
There's no problem. You're overthinking.
You haven't failed, you've just got to give a couple of re-exams
You'll clear it in the next semester.
You don't get it, bro.
You know what dad said, right?
If I fail or don't make it in any subject,
I'll have to go back to Chandigarh and sell tyres at Arora Tyres.
I don't want to do sell tyres. Why should I sell tyres?
Don't sell tyres, man. No one's asking you to.
I learnt only last week that tyres are white in colour.
What are you saying? How do they turn black then?
They add silica to it.
That makes them black and hard.
Without silica,
all tyres in the world would be white.
That would be so funny!
- Then they'd be silly cars! - Silly cars!
And adding silica to anything would make it black and hard!
Wow.
Do you know where else you can find silica?
Where else? In your head.
What? Have you lost it? Avi, you failed.
- So what? - You failed?
What's going to happen?
You tell me.
Why did you hit me?
This is just a demo. But it's the worst that will happen.
He'll get yelled at.
Useless! Waste of space! Imbecile!
That's all. He'll bear it.
You've been bearing it since you were a kid, right?
Then it shouldn't be a big deal. A few whacks here and there
- and abuses. - Guys, please tell me what to do.
Should I tell Dad I scored a 7-pointer?
How else will he know?
Let's do this.
No, what if someone tells him?
What will I do then?
- I think you can be honest. - Correct.
You tell him before anyone else does.
Oh!
Photoshop! I'll photoshop the result and send it!
Perfect, perfect, perfect!
- Gandhi, you know Photoshop, right? - No...
- You'll learn it right? - That's not honest.
You'll learn it. You're a quick learner. Bro!
He'll Photoshop my result and change it.
Correct.
But how is that being honest, Avi?
Idiot, dad calls me every morning.
He keeps asking if the results are out. What do I say?
"Honestly dad, the results are out and I'm screwed."
- Is that what you want me to say? - Say exactly that.
- Bloody hell! - Shut up.
Dad doesn't even know
about my hostel incident.
- What happened in the hostel? - Hostel...
You!
Lochu, can't talk now, something serious is...
No bro, 5 shots are not enough.
20 shots are a must for freshers who want entry.
What's going on? No freshers at Freshers?
- Obviously. - Why would freshers be at Freshers? Shh.
Bro, if you're not in the mood,
we won't party. Let's skip Freshers.
I haven't told dad anything yet.
He doesn't know.
He won't know if I don't tell him.
I think you can still be honest.
Has truth ever helped anyone? No!
And what have we learnt from cheesy Hindi movies?
Lies that help people
are not lies! Yes.
- Yes. - So cute! - So true.
I'm sure you guys don't need me here anymore.
See you later.
- Yes. - Have a good day.
Yes.
So that means... Fucking party!
Bro, you have super powers.
- Is it? - Your poems, and you don't use that.
- Bro, girls love that shit. - I see.
Use it. Capitalise on it.
- Okay. - Hey Goli!
What's wrong?
It's okay if you failed. We'll get wasted tonight.
- Let's go. - Mehta, how's your piles?
- What? - He got piles.
He used to stand for accounts class.
He couldn't sit for the accounts class. Talib, my friend...
Thank you.
So you want me to capitalise on my poetry.
Oh yes. Capitalise it, bro.
Women dig guys who can like play with words and be all deep.
Aren't those your friends there?
- Shastri sir, how's it going? - Bro, don't...
Why have you all gathered here?
What's wrong? Failed again?
Why do you guys look so screwed?
I'm not screwed yet but I will be soon.
What happened?
Planning to torch up another vehicle?
Stop joking, Dharmender.
- Sorry. - The situation is serious.
- Indeed. - I used to fail earlier as well.
But there was never a problem.
But there will be this time.
- Why? - Datta!
He's sending letters to everyone's homes.
Letter? About?
Tell him.
Those with 5 pointers or less will get letters sent to their homes.
Is it?
This guy is a veteran at this game.
So his letter was sent today. The others are in queue.
Sad AF.
Massage properly.
Forget it, get out of here.
First he lost his Pajero 6969.
And the new one turned out to be a Scorpio.
Parminder, Scorpio.
Scorpio!
Fill in my attendance for me. Just cover for me.
What happened, Avi?
Avi!
Why did he become Usain Bolt?
You both scared the shit out of him with this talk.
Forget him.
Come, Kochhar has invited us.
- We'll enjoy the party. - Say what, Raheja?
Yeah bro.
- Say what, Raheja? - Yeah bro.
This college is full of dimwits.
- Hello. - Bro! Are you fine? Should I come home?
Lakshay! Calm down.
- Focus on your breath. - Breath...
- and your... Wait. - What?
- Yeah, now tell me what's the problem? - Did you speak to your dad?
You don't have to worry about that, my friend.
No.
Just drink.
Get high and puke.
I'll figure it out.
Calm down.
- I'll tell you everything. - Do you know where the cigarettes are?
- It's in the glove box. - In the glove box?
Yes, calm down. Okay.
If you need me just call and I'll come straight home.
I'll see you soon.
Lakshay.
If you get selected tomorrow,
you'll play district level?
Yes, bro.
That will also be my chance to get into Rajni.
- Ranji. - Yeah.
Unless you're talking about the Rajni from Physics class
No. So tomorrow 7 am.
Avi.
- You okay? - Oh, you.
Okay is a state of mind, my friends.
Please sit, Sameer Ahmed.
- Okay. - Gandhi...
- Akhil. - Akhil Gandhi, sorry.
- No. - What?
You sit here.
- Okay. - What's up with him?
We'll know soon enough.
I thought I'd let you know
that I have a plan.
- Plan? - Yeah.
As in a Mission Impossible plan?
Black shirt, black beanie, black gloves?
- Guns, night vision glasses? - Yes.
Yes, Gandhi, my boy, yes.
That is exactly it.
The plan basically is...
- It's a real life plan? - Motherfucker...
Namaste.
I'm telling you the plan. Now listen carefully.
The security cameras of gate 3 never work.
The guards will change shifts between 11 and 11:30.
That is exactly when we'll climb over the wall.
- Okay. - What about Shyam?
Who's that, bro?
He means Shyam, the security guard.
If he's there, I know what'll happen.
Why will he be there? Think positive.
We'll stealthily...
I said stealthily...
Stealthily we'll go to J1.
And my boys,
according to my research,
the gate to J1 is always open.
So, we will have no problems.
- Then? - Then? That's a good question.
Then Gandhi will wait outside
to keep an eye on the guards
while we
get inside
Dutta's cabin. So, we'll find the letter,
take it
and then we leave the same way.
There's patrolling at night.
Our NDIU is no less than an army cantonment.
And if this Gandhi's spotted,
- he'll flee! - Bro!
Sameer bro, off stump, around the wicket.
No! I have a match tomorrow.
He's no Usain Bolt.
They'll nab him and then...
they'll nab us too.
Then you'll be suspended
and my father will court martial me for sure.
Listen, ask me for anything you want.
I'll bequeath my property to you
but I beg you, you have to come with me.
Believe me if dad gets to know...
Sorry, I can't do this. I have a match tomorrow.
Please hear me out.
- Please. - I'm die hard Mission Impossible fan.
I'd do this but I have a match tomorrow. I'm sorry.
Sameer, for the sake of Lloyd.
Fine.
- Fine, I'll come. - Yes.
- No...
Stop, fools!
Only girls and boys who down 10 shots
will get entry.
My friend Shastri means to say
girls and boys who finish 10 shots can enter
others can get lost.
- Say what, Raheja? - Yeah, bro.
Lakshay,
Mahima looks hot.
What's her scene?
She's my friend, idiot.
Should I not hit on her then?
You're friends with half of Delhi.
Should I go to Ghaziabad to hook up?
I'm going to speak to her.
Hi, I'm Vipul.
Have you ever been to Ghaziabad?
Do you want to go to Ghaziabad? With me.
Hold this.
You're stalking me.
Yes, that's why I come here.
- Of course. - I have no life!
- Oh my! - I'm Mahima,
BJMC second year, reader of books and
stalker of Kochhar.
Educated stalker!
- Me likey. - Don't get too excited.
Vipul is a pain. I'm looking for an escape.
At least that got you closer to me.
- Srishti was asking about you. - Srishti!
Yes, she was asking what's Kochhar's scene.
Where is Kochhar and she wanted to see your Godzilla.
I showed her my Godzilla.
I sent her a boomerang.
Not your iguana, Lakshay.
Then in that case, she'd be disappointed.
It's no joke.
When I was born, Beeba celebrated the birth of a sister!
Okay.
TMI.
What did you tell Srishti?
I told her he's not right for her even if he's single.
Is it?
He's an alcoholic, - Thanks.
Womaniser,
- and has one more terrible habit. - What?
He's a genuine guy.
Have you gone mad?
I have a reputation to maintain.
You called me genuine!
Sorry.
Can you see the genuineness in my eyes?
Only alcohol. Sorry.
Look who's talking.
You've downed 4 drinks since you came.
And you call me an alcoholic.
Stalking me?
Of course!
Lakshay Kochhar, BJMC second year, stalker of the reader of the books.
Kochhar, Arora...
- Arora... - Sorry.
I heard they're sending a letter to his home.
Must be on the way.
I see.
- I'll see you later. - Yeah.
Where is sister-in-law going?
Bro.
Okay.
Do you have Mahima's number?
Do you have a cell phone?
I do.
- Show me. Give it. Dial a number.
97694323, screw yourself.
Stop it.
Couldn't you find anything else?
I didn't know when I bought it that
I'd need it for a heist.
Listen, we still have time.
We can go back.
Now that we're here, let's do this.
Are you forgetting?
- That this block is... - This block is what?
What?
This block is haunted.
Okay?
As in Conjuring, Annabelle haunted?
Raaz 3D? Turn the bike.
Turn the bike.
Avi, I'll speak to your dad.
People listen to NRIs.
He's fucking with you.
Shut up and walk.
Avi,
you said the gate to J1 is always open.
What is this?
This is a challenge.
It's a challenge.
What is a heist without a difficulty... challenge.
- Oh! Tell me this. - We'll scale it.
We'll do it but what if there's a guard on the other side?
Are you mad? Stop it.
- No chance. - I'm not sure of your intentions.
C'mon, let's go.
- Let's go. - Climb over?
Obviously.
Do you have a key?
Come quickly.
Sameer!
There's no guard. It's empty.
So you were just talking shit?
- No, bro. Look at this guy! - You were talking in the air?
No, it's faith.
Come.
You're idiots.
Raiding a huge campus requires planning
not faith.
You're right, actually. The campus is huge.
- 600 acres? - Are you mad?
- It's 600 acres. - It is.
- I saw it in the brochure. - Oh no.
At the most 500 acres.
They added 100 for marketing.
- For marketing... - Listen,
there are 18 buildings.
How 18?
Including the under construction ones for engineering...
We're not here to buy property.
We've things to do. I've a match in the morning. Let's go.
- There's a guard here, should we go back? - Challenge number 2, my friend.
Let's go. Bro...
Believe me, I'm not lying.
People have experienced paranormal activities here.
- Sameer, shut up, man. - Fuck.
See that?
- See what? - What are we seeing?
- The leaves are rustling. - The leaves are rustling.
Leaves will obviously rustle.
What else will they do? Guys, what the fuck!
Think again.
Sameer, listen to me.
You came here willingly. It was your choice. I didn't force you to come.
Now you're here, just help me.
C'mon man!
What's wrong with you?
Why are you laughing, idiot?
Laughing helps control pee.
- Shut the fuck up. - Let's go.
- Bathroom. - Relieve yourself here.
Stop!
Take your phone.
Listen to me,
you...
- What? - Don't find this strange?
No, everything's fine.
Come. This whole thing we're doing is strange to begin with.
If you don't stop dancing with her,
I'll teach you such a lesson
that you'll never be able to dance again.
Are you and Mahima...
Keep an eye on the gate. I'll be back.
I can't. I've been trying for a while.
Can't what?
I can't pee even though I want to.
I don't know what's wrong.
He can't pee.
Are we supposed to make him pee now?
Done.
Switched off?
Hello?
Hello, bro?
All clear. All clear.
Wait. Do they have a CCTV here?
No, there wasn't one this morning.
- None. - Come.
Had you
prepared for the exams this thoroughly instead, we wouldn't need to do this.
There...
What?
- What? - Nothing.
Hey, where are you going?
I'm going home, Lakshay.
Let me drop you.
I'll go by myself.
Mahima, it's late. I'll drop you home.
I'll take care of myself. Please go.
It's okay.
Are you going home or avoiding me?
Do you not see what's
going on, what's happening between...
Wait...
Don't you see what's happening?
Or am I the only one feeling it?
Or have I gone crazy?
Lakshay, you're Avi's best friend.
I'm his ex.
This is too complicated.
- This can't happen. - Then just fuck the complication.
Okay, one second.
Just leave the tags aside for a moment.
Just let Mahima and Lakshay talk.
- What's this? - Pins.
Did you chalk out a plan from a movie?
YouTube.
It's all YouTube.
Light.
Avi,
- I think this is wrong. - Sameer, not now.
Think about it once calmly.
- Do you think this is right? - Sameer, not now.
What not now? Don't you think this is wrong?
Sameer, I don't care if this is right or wrong.
All I know is that I can't break dad's heart.
Shut up now.
When he finds out that his son was caught stealing,
won't he be heartbroken then?
He'll call me back home.
Is that what you want?
Avi, we'll figure out something if he calls you back.
Avi!
No one's anyone's best friend and no one's anyone's ex.
It's just Mahima and Lakshay.
I've never felt this way, okay?
And I feel fucking great about this.
How do you feel?
How do I feel?
I don't how to answer that, Lakshay.
I've never felt like this either.
I like you. I like you so much.
But we're being selfish to Avi.
This can't happen. You know it, I know it and why are we even...
Avi, it's said the choices we make are a reflection of who we are.
But I believe
our choices are a reflection of where we are in life right now.
Avi, all that you see and feel right now
is your conscience because you're a good person.
You know right from wrong.
Bro,
whatever choice you make today
I'm there with you.
I'm here no matter what.
You scared the shit out of me!
Keep quiet. Let's go.
- Come. - Got the letter?
- He saw sense. What more do you want? - What?
He could've realised this at home too, right?
- Gandhi, this is not the time. - To be honest...
Let's leave.
Let's go.
Let's just run to the gate.
Guards are patrolling all over. I can't.
Are there any more holes left in this plan?
Not now, Sameer.
What's done is done.
Count till 5.
Yes.
One, Two,
Three...
Gandhi!
Don't catch him.
Come.
- Stop, Gandhi! - He'll come.
- He's an athlete, he'll come. - Gandhi!
- Gandhi, quick. - I'll start the bike.
He's here.
Avi, bro!
- Come. - Open.
Come.
- Come. - Avi, come.
- Avi. - Jump, jump, jump, c'mon!
Gandhi!
Sameer, what happened?
His ankle got twisted, there's muscle tear.
Thankfully there's no fracture.
Where did your maturity disappear to?
You should've at least told me about the plan.
Check your phone and see how many times I called you.
Fuck, man.
Guess it was too loud at the party.
Smoke?
Heist at the college without Kochhar!
Discount Dark Knight!
You should've told me you were stealing the letter.
We'd steal all the letters for you!
But he didn't steal it.
- He spoke to uncle too. - What did he say?
He hung up on me.
That's it?
- That was his reaction? - Didn't you hear me?
He didn't even talk and just hung up.
So that's expected. He's your father.
He's entitled to a reaction like that. Of course he was mad.
What's important is that he knows.
The cat is out of the bag. Problem solved.
Keep calling him.
It'll take time but he will answer sooner or later.
Who else will he bequeath the tyre factory to?
Refill?
- Oh. - Beer? Okay.
Now that this is settled,
there's something I've to say.
We'll talk tomorrow.
It'll take 2 minutes. Just hear me out.
Lakshay, my head is spinning.
No stress, no stress. We'll talk tomorrow.
Let's sit with Gandhi inside.
- I can't face Gandhi. - Lakshay's home.
Because of me...
He has his selection tomorrow.
Because of me...
Bro, please don't say that again.
- Careful. - It's not your fault.
You have a bonfire lit up.
Bonfire in this itchy heat.
For cleansing.
Trying to burn my...
my old self, my mistakes.
Avi,
you're on the right path.
We are all proud of what you did today.
Akhil, listen...
Bro, it's Gandhi.
Gandhi.
And whatever happened, good or bad,
it's because of us.
I mean,
I chose to go with you.
Yes, there was peer pressure
but finally I made my own choice, right?
I really want to quote something.
'What we do is our doing'
'What happens in future will be the fruit of our doing'
Wow.
- Learnt that from you. - Me?
I read it on Insta.
The boy's gotten smarter.
Besides, I don't think I was prepared for my selection.
Lets chill. Forget all this.
Fuckin' party!
Some choices are really hard.
I wish this one thing
was a little easy but...
Hi Dhriti,
how are you? Dhriti,
look, I don't know, everything is so weird.
I feel strange sending this voice note also.
All I want to say is...
Look, I love you, okay?
I love you but
as a friend, as very very good friend.
And I can't lose this.
I'm just hoping I've not fucked it up.
Okay.
I hope to see you soon. Take care.
The college will start soon.
Things have to change. I have to...
I have to be different. Things have to be different.
Things are already different.
Avi,
in a good way.
The problem is not with things changing.
But it's hard to tell when the changes happen.
I don't want one thing to change.
In this little house
where it feels like home.
That feeling shouldn't change.
What? Why are you standing up?
Careful.
- Nice reflexes. - Don't try all exercises today.
- Just coming here. - Come.
Careful.
If this house is our home, Sameer is the dad of our family.
- Why? - He seems stern and distant.
But he appreciates and notices from afar.
He wouldn't talk earlier but now he does that too.
Now that you're into stereotypes,
Gandhi's the wife and your mom.
Why?
He's made to do all the chores.
But he's cute!
Then Avi is the elder son
who pretends to be well-behaved
but he's quite the trouble-maker.
But he's the nicest of all.
And Lakshay!
He's the younger one, the naughtiest.
He's sensible too.
He knows better than to hurt someone.
I've done a lot of idiotic things with you guys.
- This is the only thing left to do. - What?
Since it feels like home...
Here we go.
Yes. Go on, asshole.
Take it off.