Happy Twentieth!
Hello! Thank you, thank you auntie, thank you for your wishes.
I am a little busy here, I will talk to you a little later, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Hello! Thank you, thank you.
No, no nothing special.
I'm just tired, I'll talk to you later.
Are you stupid?
Check with me once.
I don't want to do it.
- Hello, yes Vicky Paaji. - Hey Parmeer Bro!
- Happy Birthday Bro!
- Thank you, thank you. Yes, it's today. - It's today, right?
I called you because of that only.
I saw your ad for some 'TEA'. Is it still available?
- Of course it's available bro. Of course!
- Yes, I needed it. - Of course!
Is it good? I mean is it strong. Will it work?
- Strongest and longest.
Okay bring it then.
- For five?
Yeah, everyone will do it.
- Okay! See you bro.
- Yes, yes. - See you bro!
We will party tonight! You and me, such a delight!
Okay, okay.
Fine, fine, fine. See you, see you.
Here Fast.
Alright guys.
It's time.
Fuck, what kind of tea is this? Where did you even get it from?
It looks nasty as fuck.
Is it safe?
Guys, let's go.
There's truth inside. Truth!
I don't want the truth.
Fuck this, Sameer.
Guys it's my birthday, we are doing this.
Yes, proud of you buddy. Proud of you!
Bro, try to understand what I am saying. We've still got time.
Let's think over it together.
Okay, okay I know it's confusing but it's also exciting.
Vicky Paaji, what exactly is there in this?
I mean apart from truth.
- Obviously. - Who cares?
Ah you've banged a Coochie.
- Oh, you are a man now, buddy. - Yes.
He is a man now! Shall we drink?
Thank you, Vicky Paaji.
Aren't you ashamed?
You were so innocent when you came from Ghana and now look at you!
Change is a good thing bro!
Alright guys, Let's have some 'TEA'.
By drinking this, a portal opens up.
And weird-awesome things happen through this portal.
Something laugh related.
Something random, and something scary.
Boo!
Guys, have you lost your minds?
Don't you see what we are going to do?
Bro, we will miss the party. We'll pass out after drinking this.
I agree.
Either we have this or we don't party. In or Out?
Guys, I am telling you this isn't safe.
Definitely not safe.
- Please live a little. - In or out?
- I'm in! - Hey, hey, hey!
Consume under the guidance of Vicky Paaji only, alright.
I've done it many times and look at me.
I've got no tension. Just perfection.
No problem at all.
Not at all.
So, should we do yoga to get in the mood? You know?
Yes, I am down for some yoga for sure.
Some Cobra pose to get the vibe right.
Let's drink first and then we will do the Cobra pose.
Come on guys, let's make a circle.
- Come on, we are all friends here. - Yes.
- Come on, come on.
One.
- Two - How will we drink if we hold hands?
Point.
Right! Alright guys, alright let's go.
One.
Two.
One, two, three, let's go.
Oh, Mummy!
You better get organised.
Papa. Papa!
Papa, sorry.
If you fail, or are held back,
then it's Arora tyres for you.
Learn from my experiences.
Once life slips from your hands
it's not easy to get it back.
That's why I'm telling you to be responsible.
This can wait.
Oh shit.
- Papa. - Son.
Papa!
- Son. - What are you doing? Papa, papa.
You lie.
You run away from your problems.
Never to tell each other lies.
I have to lie. Its not like you'd be able to understand the truth.
I have to lie just to be able to... Just to be able to live my life.
What kind of life is this?
In which you're afraid of your own father.
No, you're not getting it.
- You have disappointed me a lot. - Papa, Papa, ah...!
Oh Damn! Reader of the books.
Wherever I look, I see you there.
I am like that.
He is also like that, man.
If he gets to know, he'll kick your ass, right?
Yeah.
But he's your best friend too.
That's the problem.
And me?
You...
are my sweetheart! My love. My favourite.
You are my partner, my girlfriend.
My girl.
Whatever feels right to you.
Whatever feels right to YOU.
But talk to Avi first.
Trust me, he's a Bro. He will understand a Bro's feelings.
And he'll get it, just trust me.
- I know. - Then what's the need to tell him?
- He'll understand. - No!
We need to tell him, BECAUSE he's someone who will understand..
So, now tell me, when do YOU want to tell him?
The minute I see him, I'll tell him.
Very good.
Tomorrow. Day after, Never.
Whenever.
I'd say tell him today.
Before it's too late, fucker.
Oh my God, did you just say fucker?
One minute, this calls for a hug. Wait a minute, wait.
Hey!
Mahi man, you said fucker, just like I do man.
What's happening? Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
What is this drug?
What's happening?
You like sitting on the side lines?
Don't know. It's not that bad.
- But you're giving up so easily? - I haven't given up.
I'm injured.
Your leg seems to be fine.
Play cricket.
I don't want to play cricket.
I've only been playing cricket this whole time.
This whole time!
And why don't you wanna play?
Because I... I don't want to fail at the thing I love.
How did you get so good?
A little belief.
A little hard work.
A lot of commitment.
After all, it was my dream.
I had to do it.
No. No. No. I love you more. You are such a softy!
Papa, what are you doing?
I am afraid that's why I have to lie to you.
I'm scared, that's why I have to lie. It's all the fear.
No man, I don't want to play cricket anymore.
I don't want to play cricket anymore.
It's not my dream.
I am not good enough.
No, I don't want to.
I don't want to play cricket.
No, I don't want to. I don't want to.
Hey! Happy Birthday Mr. Poet!
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
This birthday suit looks amazing on you. Say what Raheja?
- Thank you. - Yeah Bro!
I'm going to meet a friend of mine, Dhriti, I'll see you guys in a bit.
Bye, thank you.
There you are Mahi! Thank God I found you.
Where do you run off to every time?
You didn't talk to Avi, right?
No man, how could I?
I don't wanna lose him.
And you're okay with losing me?
No, I am not okay with losing you.
I...
Avi.
I love Mahima.
I know!
No!
Let me do this again.
I love Mahima.
Yeah, I heard you the first time.
What I am saying is... I know.
I know that you love her and this... Listen!
I'm your best friend, I can see it in your face.
I can't lose my best friend.
Listen.
Life's... Life's peachy.
And you are not doing anything wrong. Okay? It's all good.
If you are happy, you are happy, I am happy.
I told you.
Fucker! Fucker!
Okay, okay, okay, let's do a nice group hug?
- Yes! - Yes, come on.
Avi, I was feeling so much pressure.
Now it's gone.
- Shall we show her our thing? - What thing?
- No! - No, no, let's do it.
Okay, okay, okay.
Kochhar, Arora, Tripathi!
Guys! You guys! This is the best!
- I know Pencho! - I love you guys.
We were so worried for nothing.
- Me too man! - You have no idea. I was shit scared.
I need one more hug. Please come, come, come. Come guys.
Kochhar, Arora, Tripathi!
Guys, you know what? Let's bungee jump on the bed. Come on.
One! Two! Three! Fuck yeah!
Grade A dumb-ass.
What?
'Tea'?
Did you even know how dangerous it could have turned out?
What dangerous? Nothing happened.
I didn't feel anything.
- You didn't feel the trip? - No!
Everyone is tripping balls in there.
Fucking disappointing.
And what are we doing here?
I don't know.
Sameer, the party is raging inside.
Don't you wanna go?
No.
Can we please stay here?
Yeah.
Sure.
What did I even get on on my hands?
You know that the Party will go for a while?
By the way, what happened to you?
Exactly?
I don't know what I am doing with my life.
I thought I would achieve something by now.
I would publish some poetry.
I would travel. But nothing!
And I'm afraid of the fact that
my life will end like without me achieving anything.
Who stresses so much at the age of Twenty?
What kind of logic is that?
Soon I will be 30. Then 35. Then 40.
Anyway there's so much pollution in this city, I might only live till 50-55 years..
At the age of 30, a mid-life crisis like this makes sense.
But if we think like 50yrolds at the age of 20...
- then you're screwed. - Look
Don't use these template arguments with me.
Okay, sorry.
It's a good thing that we're thinking of the future. Of doing things right.
But what is the point if it affects our present?
Sure! But there should be some kind of sign.
That I am going in the right way or in the wrong way.
If I am the doing right or wrong things.
Right wrong, wrong right, right...
Why are we stuck in this right wrong, wrong right?
Who knows what's right and what's wrong?
Took science in the 10th grade.
Was a pretty good student.
Used to get good marks.
Even aced private tuitions.
But the feeling... was so shitty.
Nothing stuck.
And when it was time for college applications.
Didn't have an interest in science at all.
Just applied to this college on a whim.
And a giant weight was just lifted off.
That's it. The decision was made that very day.
Wake up! Feel what's up, see what's up.
And then live by it.
What a nerd!
Big time.
Everyone is.
Just boils down to what you think your interests are.
But we already knew this, right?
Yes, but I am not happy knowing all this.
I want to write poetry.
But what's after that?
- How will I execute it? - Not everything has a payoff.
There's no way of knowing if we'll be successful tomorrow, is there?
So that's it.
All we can do is just live through it and gather the experience.
You're trying to say, the party happening inside...
is an experience I should be collecting?
Everything is an experience that we should be collecting.
Your ups, your downs, your fears, your ambition.
Everything is an amalgamation of what will make the future.
Now if you half-ass these things,
Then what will you take into the future?
Fuck!
Fuck, that was beautiful!
And I have also realized something.
My trip was me living in the present.
It was me.
That was my whole trip.
Fuck. My mind is blown.
Hello, Uncle!
Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
Uncle, I also want to taste the lollipop.
Shall we go?
Come on.
Let's fucking party like Twenty year olds.
Uncle!
What a rocking party man! Had fun! Lots of fun.
What's up bro?
Hi! How are you?
You are the pride of college.
You are brother of brothers, bro.
You are a star. Star!
Bro, he is a superstar. Say what, Raheja?
Yeah bro.
Sameer!
Where's Sameer, everybody?
Where is Sameer?
Guys, it's Sameer's birthday.
Old Lakshay is back, baby.
Okay.
How are you?
- You are excited! Yes! Love it. - Bro! Bro!
We will drink so much alcohol today that we'll have to pee together.
Yes, my boy.
Go, make drinks for everyone. We will send them all drunk from here.
- We need to do bungee jumping also. - Jumping, bungee jumping.
Yes, yes, yes, got it, got it.
- Hi! - Hi!
Ah... Hi!
- Hi! - What are you doing here?
You invited me.
I'm kidding!
I'm kidding, I'm actually kidding, so good to see you. Hi!
Do you want shots?
- No, that's fine. - Come on.
- Lakshay. - Yeah.
Shots.
- No, no, it's fine let it be. - Listen.
I want us to be friends again.
- And I want us to be normal so. - Incoming...
How can there be friendship without shots?
Thank you so much.
- Here you go. - Thanks.
So, cheers to...
- Us. - Us.
- New beginning. - New friends.
- Yeah. - What rubbish! New beginning?
If we had known earlier, we would have brought liquor and glasses ourselves.
What?
There's no ice, no alcohol. What do we do now? Say what, Raheja?
- Yes Bro! - I'll get it, bro, I'll get it.
Chill, chill, calm down.
Lakshay, please take care of the lovely lady. Have a good time here.
- And I will sort... - I will always take care of her.
- I love you. - Yeah, yeah.
- Okay! What happened to him? - Everyone is chill.
Everything is finally fucking okay.
Have you spoken to him?
Just now?
Kochhar, Arora, Trip...
Oh that bungee jump... One second, one second.
If he wasn't happy with us, then why would he ask me to take care of you?
Come on.
He loves us! We have his blessings, I told you he is my best friend.
Okay, come let's go.
Okay! I need a proper drink.
- I will get you a drink. - Damn! I drank too much.
We even have classes tomorrow morning.
How you doin'?
- Hey Bro!! - Get yourself another drink!
- Bro, drink. - You asked for a drink?
Thanks.
Raheja, I love you yaar!
You were right about one thing.
That all of this is an experience that we should gather.
Really smart! You're my friend, after all.
Heyy! How you doing Paramveer?
Great, bro.
What did I tell you? You look amazing in this Birthday Suit, right?
- Isn't it? The Kurta is great, right? - Yeah!
Hey dickhead!
What kind of stupidity is this?
Move aside.
Where are my clothes?
So he's having a bad trip.
Bro!
Where are you buddy?
Buddy!
Bro!
Oh! Hey Bro!
You are enjoying the Afterglow of the trip?
What was your trip like?
Oh bro.
I was where I loved being.
Inside my mother's womb.
Fetal position.
Warm and Cozy!
How was your trip?
It was a little confusing.
Actually,
my life is kind of confusing.
Oh, reflective.
Shooting star.
Where?
Tell me more.
I feel like...
many changes have taken place in life.
And I am yet to catch up to them.
But like I was forced to
- make these changes... - Cute-oo, cute-oo, cute-oo.
Look at me.
I am 30 something.
And at a party for teens.
You cannot control it...
What happens to us, cute-oo.
Just how we react to it.
Also, bro.
You know?
I don't like drugs.
And alcohol.
And this confused life.
I don't know what was I up to these past few days.
Then don't do it, cute-oo.
Say no to it.
Now!
Tell me.
When did you bang that coochie?
Bro, it's not coochie, it's vagina.
Her name was Ira.
I was the most 'NRI' NRI, she ever NRI-ed.
And you know, bro.
Sex without feelings
Is just sex.
I get it.
It's hollow.
Yes
There's... There's no depth.
Correct!
Cheers guys!
Hey Lakshay.
Guys!
- Bro. - Hey!
Avi, bro.
Man, I am so happy you are here. It's such a happy day, bro.
Mahima and I are finally in a good space.
It's so good to be fucking able to move on from this stupid shit.
Come here. Let's talk.
Sure!
Okay.
I love you.
- Avi is so happy for us. - What the fuck?
Are you fucking kidding me!