[grunting]
[sighs] What's the saying?
"Mad dogs and Englishmen?"
All for a good cause, my dear.
[grunting]
What's this?
Let me see.
It appears to be older than the Proconsul Africanus.
This could be the greatest discovery
in the history of mankind.
whoosh
[instrumental music]
pew pew pew
[screams]
Humans!
swish
[dramatic music]
What was that?
[theme music]
[music continues]
vroom
(Flash) 'So there I was, cornered.'
Solomon Grundy thought he had the drop on me
but he didn't, and you know why?
slurp
Because I'm The Flash.
- The fastest man alive. - The fastest man alive.
- You told us. - Did I?
Anyway, so when Grundy tries to grab me, I..
screech
bang bang
[gasps]
[screams]
crash
bang
thud
Would you excuse me?
Are you okay, man?
He's a madman! Ran me right off the road!
- Someone's got to stop him. - Right.
Later, ladies.
swish
And you didn't want to give him our phone number.
vroom vroom
bang bang
swish
[tire screeching]
[instrumental music]
screech
bang
screech
swish
[music continues]
screech
[instrumental music]
[gunshots]
Oops.
screech
Sorry.
[gunshot]
bam bam
[music continues]
Whoa!
[grunts]
[gunshots]
rumble rumble rumble
rumble
swish swish
[music continues]
whoosh whoosh whoosh
[whimpering]
swish swish
whoosh
swish swish swish
[instrumental music]
[gunshots]
[gunfire continues]
swish
[music continues]
Okay, pull over.
Hey!
screech
[tire screeching]
crash
Uh-oh.
swish
[music continues]
crash
swish
Lose something?
I was handling it.
- So I see. - What are you doing here?
Responding to a police call.
Someone hijacked a load of radioactive isotopes.
No wonder these guys were in such a hurry.
Oh. Where am I?
You hijacked a truck and drove it off a bridge.
Any of this ringing a bell?
What?
Let's see some ID.
swish
"Professor Arthur Chin and Dr. Mark Stevens."
Both work at the River Bluffs Research Center
where the isotopes were stolen.
And I feel guilty when I take paper clips from the watchtower.
Let's see if we can get to the bottom of this.
(Sarah) 'I 'm sorry. I can't explain their behavior.'
They're both highly respected experts in their fields.
They certainly don't fit the profile of armed robbers.
To be fair, they've been under enormous pressure
to finish their current project.
It's possible they simply snapped under the strain.
'I wish I could help you, but frankly'
'the whole thing just seems so preposterous.'
What are they working on?
That's classified information.
Want one?
Hey!
If you'll excuse me, I have work to do.
Would you hurry up?
We're supposed to be conducting an investigation.
Can I help it if I have a hyper accelerated metabolism?
Besides, it's just a little snack.
[siren wailing]
Now what?
- Help! - Get out of my way!
There's a gorilla on the loose.
[screaming]
Whoa! Move!
- I'm on it. - Wait!
I'll go...with you.
Not without paying for that.
[sighs]
[sirens blaring]
[dramatic music]
There he goes!
pew
swish
screech
clink clink clink
Cool.
Whoa!
[music continues]
Alright, watch him. Watch him now.
(male #1) 'Fire!'
whoosh
swish
Hey! Aargh!
vroom
Stop him! My insurance doesn't cover a second driver.
vroom
swish
vroom
Now there's something you don't see every day.
swish
vroom
swish
vroom
- Huh? - Having fun, Mojo?
screech
swish
clang clang
[clamoring]
thud
- Oh. - Easy, boy.
We'll have you back behind monkey bars
before you know it.
Get your stinking paws off me
you filthy human.
Say what?
[dramatic music]
bang
[screaming]
pew
[screams]
[dramatic music]
swish
[panting]
thud thud thud
[panting]
whoosh
Huh?
[music continues]
[gasps]
[instrumental music]
Aah.
[laughs]
[screaming]
bam
[grunts]
[panting]
whoosh
[screams]
crash
[groaning]
[grunting]
[screams]
screech
[roaring]
Hey, wake up.
- Huh? - Come on.
You're in my spot.
[groans]
Where am I?
You Justice League hotshots
think you can do whatever you want.
Not in my city.
- But.. - Let's go, red.
You've got a lot of explaining to do.
clank clank clank
Sit.
Hey, easy. What did I do?
This is a surveillance tape from the police impound.
'See that stuff?'
'The isotopes from the robbery you and Green Lantern broke up?'
'Watch.'
I don't understand.
Too quick for you?
Let's try the freeze frame.
[dramatic music]
Recognize anybody?
[siren wailing]
(male #2) 'Let's go over it again.'
There's nothing to go over. I'm innocent.
So that's not you on the tape?
No. I-I mean, yes.
I mean, I don't remember!
Where did you stash the isotopes?
Just tell us your side. I'm sure the DA will understand.
After all, you're a hero.
Was a hero. Forget his statement.
We've got the tape.
He's right.
If you want to help yourself out
you got to do it now.
I can't think.
I'm tired and hungry.
Maybe some coffee will help you.
How do you take it?
Cream and 37 sugars.
- Really. - 'Put it in a paper cup.'
He'll be taking it to go.
[instrumental music]
You actually posted bail for this lowlife?
If he were really guilty do you think
you could have held him here with a pair of handcuffs?
jingle jingle jingle
vroom
Thanks for sticking up for me in there.
- Ow! - What were you thinking?
- I wasn't thinking anything. - Obviously.
Look, if I wanted the third degree
I could have stayed in there.
Like I told 'em, I don't remember.
Alright, then let's start
with the last thing you do remember.
Let's see...after I caught the gorilla
it told me that..
The gorilla talked to you?
Yeah. Right after I stopped his car.
I'm supposed to believe this?
Hey, we both got a Martian's phone number on our speed dial.
I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt here.
Let's check it out. Together this time.
swish
whoosh
[instrumental music]
swish
Looks like he's still at large.
whirr
Wait. I've got something.
[dramatic music]
roar
zap
Was that really necessary?
Okay, so he can talk.
Who are you?
My name is Solovar.
I'm chief of security for Gorilla City.
Gorilla City? You've gotta be kidding.
I assure you this is no laughing matter.
Go on.
Safely hidden from humanity
we apes have lived in peace for thousands of years..
[instrumental music]
Until the black day when a power-mad genius named Grodd
tried to conquer our city
with advanced mind control technology.
We were able to thwart his evil plot..
pew
But we couldn't prevent his escape.
[alarm blaring]
[dramatic music]
zap zap
It wasn't until later that we discovered
he had also stolen our city's security plans.
Grodd has sworn terrible revenge
on all who reside in Gorilla City.
- So that's why you're here? - Yes.
To stop him from carrying out his threats.
If it's true he has a mind control device
that could explain the isotope thefts
and your memory loss.
He needs those isotopes to power his devices.
So where is he?
swish
[instrumental music]
My investigation showed that Grodd had been carrying on
'an e-mail correspondence with a local scientist'
'Dr. Sarah Corwin.'
I knew there was something weird about that lady.
- We better call the others. - Why?
You think we can't handle one dumb old gorilla?
No offense. It'll be a piece of cake.
Wait. First you must..
- He's very fast. - Yeah. What were you gonna say?
These headbands will protect us from Grodd's ray.
We'd better catch the kid before he gets
into anymore trouble.
[instrumental music]
[monkey chattering]
Don't move.
pew
[clears throat]
- How-- - You blinked. Where's Grodd?
I don't know what you mean.
Don't play cute with me, doc.
Grodd, your little monkey pen pal.
[groans]
That's for the banana.
I hate bananas.
[music continues]
Foolish humans. They're so easily deceived.
Aren't they, doctor?
swish
Don't move, Grodd.
Solovar, you're a fool to come here.
You can't control us while we're wearing these.
Actually, I wasn't thinking of controlling you.
[dramatic music]
Destroy them.
[Solovar screams]
Should have seen that coming.
swish
whoosh
[grunts]
Flash, snap out of it.
[gunshots]
swish
Come, my dear.
[music continues]
pew pew pew
zap zap zap
Hold still.
rumble
[groans]
[grunts]
[Solovar moans]
- Are you alright? - Yes, I..
Look out!
I hate to do this.
bash
[groans]
Sorry, kid. Had no choice.
[groans]
beep beep beep
whirr
The system is operational.
Then we'll take our leave.
(Solovar) 'Not this time.'
bang bang bang
pew pew pew
[gasps]
My apologies for the hasty exit
but...I have a city to destroy.
beep
rizz
No!
zap
crackle crackle
[grunts]
[grunting]
[screams]
[screaming continues]
[dramatic music]
whoosh
[music continues]
[theme music]