- WA-CHA! HIYA!
- AND NOW DREAMWORKS' KUNG FU PANDA:
LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS.
[gong rings]
- * HEAR THE LEGENDS OF THE KUNG FU PANDA *
[scatting]
* RAISED IN A NOODLE SHOP *
* NEVER SEEKING GLORY OR FAME *
* HE CLIMBED THE MOUNTAINTOP *
* AND EARNED THE DRAGON WARRIOR NAME *
OOH! AHH! YAH!
* KUNG FU PANDA
[scatting]
* MASTER SHIFU SAW THE WARRIOR BLOSSOM *
* AND MASTER THE SKILLS
* OF BODACIOUS AND AWESOME
* KUNG FU PANDA
[scatting]
* HE LIVES AND HE TRAINS AND HE FIGHTS *
* WITH THE FURIOUS FIVE
* PROTECT THE VALLEY SOMETHING SOMETHING *
* SOMETHING SOMETHING ALIVE *
* KUNG FU PANDA
* LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS
SWEET!
[flute music]
*
[birds chirp] *
- [snore]
- * - [snore]
[snores]
- PO. - AAH! WHAT?
- YOU NEED TO PRACTICE YOUR TAI CHI FOR THE CLOSING CEREMONY.
*
[running footsteps]
[flute whistles]
- [yelps] - ZENG?
- [chuckles] SORRY ABOUT THAT.
- [nervous laugh] YOUR CROWN FOR THE PEACE JUBILEE,
DRAGON WARRIOR.
- [gasps] THE OLIVE BRANCH CROWN.
FOR ME!
I GET TO WEAR THE CROWN.
YAY, ME!
CHECK OUT THE JAUNTY ANGLE. HAH HAH HAH--
- PO.
THIS IS THE PEACE JUBILEE,
NOT THE ATTACK ZENG WITH A FLUTE JUBILEE.
- MY WIFE WILL DO THAT LATER. [nervous laugh]
- JUST TRYING TO STAY READY IN CASE TEMUTAI
TRIES TO SQUISH MY HEAD.
- NONSENSE, HOSTILITIES ARE STRICTLY FORBIDDEN
DURING THE PEACE JUBILEE,
EVEN WITH THE WARRIORS OF THE QIDAN.
THEY ARE OUR GUESTS.
- WAIT, PO'S WEARING THE OLIVE BRANCH CROWN?
PO?
TRADITIONALLY, ONE OF THE FURIOUS FIVE
DOES THE UNIFICATION CEREMONY.
- COME ON, TIGRESS.
THE JUBILEE NEEDS SOME NEW BLOOD.
YOU KNOW, A FRESH FACE.
THE NEW GUY TO HA HA... SHOW THAT THE JADE PALACE
IS LOOKING TOWARD THE FUTURE...PLUS--
I GET TO WEAR THE CROWN! [laughs]
- PO'S RIGHT.
- I AM?
- AM I MISSING SOMETHING?
- NO, BECAUSE IT ALSO MEANS
HE'LL HAVE TO JUDGE THE CHILDREN'S KUNG FU MATCHES.
- RIGHT.
- ALL YOU, BUDDY. [laughs]
- UH, THANKS?
[horn blows]
- PRESENTING THE WARRIOR KING OF THE QIDAN.
TEMUTAI!
- [labored breathing]
[panting]
- TEMUTAI.
- LET ME... CATCH MY BREATH.
[clears throat]
DRAGON WARRIOR. SHIFU.
- THANK YOU FOR ACCEPTING OUR OFFERING OF PEACE ON THIS DAY.
- I HAVE ONLY ONE THING TO SAY
ABOUT THIS SO-CALLED PEACE JUBILEE.
ARE THESE CROWNS AWESOME OR WHAT?!
- I KNOW, RIGHT?
- HAVE YOU TRIED IT AT A JAUNTY ANGLE?
- LIVING IT. [laughs]
- [laughs] OH, A JAUNTY ANGLE AND A JAUNTY [mumbles]...
[both laughing]
- AHEM. IT'S TIME TO HEAD DOWN TO THE VILLAGE.
- WAIT. WE HAVE TO WALK DOWN?
[crowd cheers]
- THANK YOU, CITIZENS.
I NOW DECLARE THIS PEACE JUBILEE OPEN!
[crowd cheers]
- AND TO START THE FESTIVITIES,
THE ANNUAL CHILDREN'S KUNG FU MATCHES.
[all gasp]
[all groan]
LET THE FIRST MATCH BEGIN!
- COOL! WHAT'S EVERYONE SO DOWN ON THIS FOR?
- OH, RIGHT.
- YAY, THAT'S MY BOY!
[bonk]
- OW.
- [blowing] - [popping]
- PO, TEMUTAI.
[both muttering]
- RIGHT, UH, I MEAN, YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME.
HA HA.
OH, IT'S GONNA BE REAL TOUGH TO PICK A WINNER.
REAL TOUGH. - WAIT.
I HAVE ONE MORE COMPETITOR.
MY LITTLE NEPHEW, JING MEI!
[ground shakes]
- READY UNCLE.
- YOUR "LITTLE" NEPHEW?
- YOU SHOULD SEE HIS SISTER.
- OKAY, SO I GUESS WE SHOULD MATCH HIM UP WITH--
[children scream]
YEAH, UH, LOOKS LIKE WE--
- GET THAT GUY PENG FROM THE NEXT VALLEY.
PENG CAN FIGHT HIM.
PENG CAN BEAT HIM.
- ME?
NO, NO LAM, NOT ME.
[stones crunch]
YAH! [crash]
- WELL, IF YOU PUT IT THAT WAY...
OKAY.
- WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SON?
- PENG...THE NAME IS PENG.
- ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
- I AM, DRAGON WARRIOR.
- OKAY, GOOD LUCK THEN.
[lowers voice] YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT.
FIGHTERS, BEGIN!
- WA HOO!
[footsteps thudding]
[thud]
- OOH!
- [grunts]
YAH.
- OOF!
[crowd gasps]
- WHOA.
- HIYA! - AH!
[thud] - OOF.
- [displeased groan]
- [grunting]
- HA!
[thud, smack, thud]
- [shocked] THE WINNER IS PENG.
[crowd cheers]
- I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT YOUR SISTER!
- DID YOU SEE THAT?
I SAW IT. DID YOU SEE IT?
HE'S AMAZING. HE'S--HE'S--HE'S--HE--HA...
H-H-H-HOLD ON THERE, GENIUS.
THAT WAS SOME AWESOME KUNG FU.
WHERE DID YOU TRAIN?
- NOWHERE. I HAVE NO FORMAL TRAINING.
EXCEPT IN POTTERY.
- [laughing] NO FORMAL-- [laughs]
YOU TOTALLY HAVE TO TRAIN WITH US AT THE JADE PALACE.
- REALLY?
I MEAN, I'M KIND OF ON A JOURNEY, BUT--
- YEAH, A JOURNEY TO THE JADE PALACE.
- PO?
- OH, PLEASE, PLEASE CAN WE KEEP HIM?
CAN WE KEEP HIM, PLEASE?
HE'S EVEN POTTERY-TRAINED. - NONSENSE!
A WARRIOR SUCH AS THIS NEEDS TO TRAIN WITH US IN THE QIDAN.
- PENG HERE NEEDS TO LEARN TO DO THINGS THE RIGHT WAY
AT THE JADE PALACE.
- SURE, IF HE WANTS TO BE A DO-NOTHING
WHO POSTURES AND POSES!
- DO-NOTHING?
I'LL SHOW YOU NOTHING!
[crowd gasps]
- YOU DARE TO POKE THE WARRIOR KING OF THE QIDAN
WITH YOUR FINGER?!
- IF I DONE DID IT, I DONE DARED IT.
crowd: OOH!
- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS NOT PART OF THE PEACE JUBILEE.
- YOU HAVE CHALLENGED ME.
FOR THIS YOU WILL PAY!
- HA-TAA!
- [battle cry] - [grunts]
- OOH--WHA?
- GENTLEMEN, PLEASE, THIS IS THE PEACE JUBILEE.
- SORRY. - SORRY.
- I'M SORRY. - SORRY!
- SORRY, EVERYBODY. - OUR BAD.
- I'M SORRY. - OUR BAD.
- PLEASE, I'M NOT WORTHY TO BE FOUGHT OVER.
BUT IF I HAVE TO CHOOSE ONE...
I CHOOSE TO TRAIN AT THE JADE PALACE.
[crowd cheers]
- HA!
IN YOUR FACE-- - PO!
- UH, IS A LOOK OF WONDER AND BEAUTY.
[crunch]
- [groaning]
- I WILL BE IN MY TENT!
- [whimpers]
HA. DIDN'T HURT.
OUCHIE MAMA!
YOU ARE GONNA LOVE THE JADE PALACE, PENG.
- I NEVER DREAMED THAT WHEN I STOPPED HERE
FOR THE PEACE JUBILEE THAT I WOULD END UP
TRAINING WITH YOU, DRAGON WARRIOR.
IT'S--IT'S AMAZING.
- PLEASE, A KID WITH YOUR SKILLS?
YOU WERE ALL LIKE... [kung fu noises]
YOU WORK HARD, PENG, AND ONE DAY
YOU MIGHT EVEN JOIN THE FURIOUS FIVE.
WHICH WOULD MAKE SIX.
OR WITH ME, SEVEN.
NEVER COULD FIGURE THAT ONE OUT.
- O-OR MAYBE BECOME DRAGON WARRIOR.
- [chuckles] WELL THAT'S SORT OF A UNIVERSE-CHOOSEY THING.
SO UNLESS YOU'VE GOT SOME SORT OF PULL WITH THE UNIVERSE...
[chuckles]
YOU DON'T, DO YOU?
- THERE HE IS!
all: THAT'S HIM, THAT'S HIM!
- I GET THIS A LOT.
HEY GUYS, YOU ENJOY THE--
- COULD WE HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH, PENG?
- OH, COME ON.
NAW, NOT ME.
- GO ON, IT'S OKAY.
ENJOY IT.
I KNOW I DO.
[chuckles] ANYBODY?
I'M RIGHT HERE.
I'M AVAILABLE FOR A COUPLE MINUTES.
I CAN...SIGN FOR YOU. MY HAND WORKS!
IT'S GREAT, I'M...RIGHT-- YOU GOT A PICTURE?
AND THIS IS WHERE THE MAGIC HAPPENS.
[chains jingling] - [grunting]
[blades whizzing]
[mechanical noises]
- NICE JOB TODAY, KID.
WANNA TAKE THE TRAINING HALL FOR A SPIN?
- REALLY?
I-I MEAN COULD I?
I-I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN--
- GO AHEAD.
- EASY, SPORT, IT'S A WEE BIT TOUGHER THAN IT LOOKS.
PROBABLY WANNA START WHERE I DID OVER H--
- [kung fu yells]
HOO YAH!
[blades thunk]
[dummy ratchets]
- THAT WAS AMAZING!
- OH, I'LL SAY.
I MEAN, YOU GOT THE HANG OF THAT A LOT FASTER THAN, UH...
SOME GUYS...
I'VE HEARD OF IN...SONG.
- EXCELLENT JOB. - KID, YOU'VE GOT A FUTURE.
- SERIOUSLY, LISTEN TO THE MONKEY.
[smack]
- OOF!
[grumbles]
[crunching]
- PO! - [gasps]
COME QUICKLY!
- UH, ZENG, WHAT IS IT?
AN EMERGENCY THAT ONLY THE DRAGON WARRIOR
AND NOT SOME YOUNG NEW GUY CAN HANDLE?
- UH, NO, ACTUALLY, UH--
- [sighs] YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M BEING SILLY. I MEAN, IT WAS MY IDEA
FOR PENG TO TRAIN AT THE JADE PALACE.
- WELL, THERE'S A--
- BIG DEAL IF PEOPLE THINK HE'S COOL.
I MEAN, DOESN'T MEAN HE'S GONNA SWOOP IN
AND REPLACE ME OR ANYTHING.
- UH, I SUPPOSE.
- OF COURSE HE'S NOT.
THANKS, ZENG.
SOMETIMES A PANDA JUST HAS TO VENT.
- UH, YOU'RE LATE FOR THE JUBILEE FEAST.
- THE JUBILEE FEAST!
I COMPLETELY FORGOT.
MY CROWN!
GOOD TALK, BUDDY.
[laughs] WITHOUT MY SPARKLING DRAGON WARRIOR BANTER,
THESE FEASTS CAN BE SO...
BORING.
[crowd laughs]
- [laughs]
- DAD? - SHH! QUIET, PO.
- AND FINALLY,
HE TOOK THE POTS AND SAID, I NEVER EVEN WANTED THE LIDS.
[laughter]
- [bangs table]
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!
- HA. WHAT, UH... HEY, WHAT'S--WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
I WAS A LITTLE LATE, SO I MISSED THE--
- AND YOU--YOU REALLY DID THAT THING WITH YOUR FOOT?
- HEY, UH, WHAT FOOT THING?
HUH, I--I LIKE FOOT STORIES.
I LIKE TO TALK ABOUT FEET. [chuckles]
[crowd laughing]
- TELL ME!
[silence]
UH, TELL ME HOW YOU'RE ALL ENJOYING THE FEAST.
- IT'S GREAT, GRAB A SEAT.
- OH, SORRY DRAGON WARRIOR. I'M IN YOUR CHAIR.
- OH, NONSENSE, PO DOESN'T MIND FINDING ANOTHER SEAT.
DO YOU, PO?
- UH, WELL, I...I GUESS NOT.
- UH, PENG, PENG!
DO YOUR PO IMPRESSION AGAIN. [chuckles]
- OH, I DON'T KNOW.
- NO. REALLY. I'D...LOVE TO SEE IT.
- IT'S MORE OF A TRIBUTE, REALLY.
[Po impression] BEHOLD!
THE AWESOME POWER OF THE DRAGON--ARE THOSE DUMPLINGS?
[chomping]
[dish clatters]
[laughter]
- HE GOT YOU THERE, HUH, SON?
HA. THAT'S. FUNNY.
EVERYONE LIKES PENG BETTER THAN ME.
HE EVEN MADE TIGRESS LAUGH.
I DIDN'T KNOW SHE DID THAT.
[sighs] RELAX, PO.
YOU'RE STILL... [yawns] THE DRAGON WARRIOR.
PENG [chuckles] IS JUST PASSING THROUGH.
- WE'RE NO MATCH FOR THEM.
WE NEED THE DRAGON WARRIOR.
[boom]
- SHAKA--
- BOOIE!
[grunting]
[weapons clang to ground]
- WAIT, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
[rip] WHA--
[rip]
[thud]
- [screams]
[whimpering]
NO, I WON'T LET HIM.
MASTER SHIFU.
- OH, PO, THERE YOU ARE.
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING.
- YEAH, BUT I--
- I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID.
- YOU MEAN NO PANTS FRIDAYS? - NO.
BUT ALL YOU SAID ABOUT A FRESH FACE AND THE NEW GUY.
ABOUT SHOWING EVERYONE THAT THE JADE PALACE
IS LOOKING TO THE FUTURE-- QUITE PROFOUND.
- WELL, IN A PINCH, I CAN GO PROFOUND. [chuckles]
- THAT'S WHY I THINK THE CLOSING CEREMONY TAI CHI
SHOULD BE PERFORMED BY PENG.
- PENG?
- HE'S QUITE SPECIAL.
- [high-pitched] PENG?
- THEN WE'RE AGREED.
- [higher-pitched] PENG?
- I'LL TAKE HIM THE CROWN.
YOU DIDN'T GIVE IT TO ME.
- OH...SORRY.
- PO?
- UH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
[chuckles] I'LL GIVE IT TO PENG.
I MEAN, AFTER ALL, IT WAS MY BRILLIANT IDEA
TO BRING HIM HERE, RIGHT?
- GOOD, BE QUICK.
THE CEREMONY IS TONIGHT.
- [sighs]
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME.
- THANKS SO MUCH.
IT'S FOR MY MOTHER.
- YOUR MOMS HUH? YOU WANT ME TO--
- GREETINGS, DRAGON WARRIOR.
- HEY, I'VE GOT SOME NEWS FROM SHIFU.
UH...
- IS SOMETHING WRONG?
- YES?
Y--YEAH, YEAH YOU HAVE TO GO.
- WHAT?
THIS--THIS IS YOUR DESIRE?
- UH, YEAH, YEAH--WELL NO.
NOT--NOT ME, UH, SHIFU. [chuckles]
YEAH, YOU'RE JUST NOT MAKING THE CUT AND HE, NOT ME, UH THINKS
IT WOULD BE BETTER IF YOU JUST LEFT.
- I-I-I'M HURT.
- WOW, RIGHT, I MEAN, TOUGH...TOUGH BREAK.
THEY--SHIFU--THEY'RE TOUGH AROUND--
- BUT I THOUGHT...
THIS IS--I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU INVITED ME HERE,
AND NOW YOU SAY I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH?!
- UH--
- I'LL PROVE TO SHIFU HE'S WRONG!
HE'S WRONG!
- WAIT, NO, NO, PENG!
- YOU'LL SEE.
- PENG, PENG!
- YOU'LL ALL SEE!
- SO, PENG, ARE YOU...
WHERE'S PENG?
- UH, HE SAID, UH, ODD, UH, NO THANKS.
- WHAT? REALLY?
- YEAH, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
HE ADMITTED HE WAS JUST USING US TO GET FAMOUS SO HE LEFT.
- USING US?
USING US? HMM.
I GUESS IT WAS TOO MUCH TO ASK HIM TO BE SO SKILLED
AND TO BE HONEST AND PURE OF HEART.
LIKE YOU, DRAGON WARRIOR.
- [guilty chuckle]
[screams] OH, MAN!
WHAT DID I--[pants] I GOTTA FIND PENG.
- [hums]
[humming] TEMUTAI, TEMUTAI, THAT IS--
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- THEY THREW ME OUT OF THE JADE PALACE.
THEY THINK I'M NOT STRONG ENOUGH.
AND I'M HERE TO SHOW THEM THEY'RE WRONG!
- [laughs] YES, BY TRAINING WITH ME!
- NO, BY SHOWING THEM THAT I CAN DESTROY YOU!
- THAT'S... DIFFERENT!
- AFTER I DEFEAT YOU,
SHIFU WILL SEE WHAT REAL STRENGTH IS!
- PERHAPS YOU COULD JUST DO SOME BENCH PRESSES!
[wood crashes]
[sword slashes]
[bowls clatter] [sword thunks]
[thud]
- HA!
- WHOA!
- [growls]
- UNCLE HAVE YOU SEEN MY--
NOPE, NOT IN HERE.
- I NEVER LIKED THAT KID!
- OOF!
- [laughs]
NOW YOU WILL-- [tent tears]
[wood slices]
- WHY?!
- YAH!
[metal rings]
- DRAGON WARRIOR?
- YOU?
ARE DEFENDING ME?
- YEAH. HA. WEIRD HUH?
- OUT OF MY WAY SO I CAN FINISH HIM!
- NO, PENG, STOP.
- I'VE PRACTICED MY KUNG FU WITH NO EXPECTATIONS,
NO PLANS,
NO DREAMS...
UNTIL YOU GAVE ME ONE!
AND THEN, SHIFU SNATCHED IT AWAY.
- OOF!
YOU OKAY?
- NO, I'M NOT AND IT'S YOUR FAULT! [growls]
- WAIT, ARE YOU AND YOU AFTER HIM AND HIM, OR ME?
both: YES!
- WELCOME TO THE CLOSING CEREMONY OF THIS JUBILEE
IN CELEBRATION OF PEACE.
[crash] [combat yells]
- WA TA!
[crash] - HUH?
[crowd yelling, objects thudding]
- AAAAHHH!
- QUICKLY, HELP PO!
- NONE SHALL DISTURB KING TEMUTAI
WHILE HE VANQUISHES YOUR DRAGON WARRIOR.
- YA HA HOO!
- HOPEFULLY NO ONE WILL DISTURB US WHILE WE VANQUISH YOU.
- UH?
- WAIT, NO, PENG, STOP!
NO, NO, NO.
[tap tap]
STOP IT!
[bubble pops]
PENG, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
- UNDERSTAND WHAT?
- I LIED, PENG.
SHIFU DIDN'T WANT YOU GONE.
[sighs] I DID.
- WHAT?
W-WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
- IT'S JUST THAT ALL OF A SUDDEN,
EVERYONE WAS LIKE, "DIG PENG."
AND THEN YOU GOT ALL LIKING IT AND I WAS JEALOUS AND MAD,
AND I...I WANTED TO WEAR THIS STUPID CROWN.
LISTEN, THE THING OF IT IS, UM, UH,
EVERYBODY HAVING A GOOD TIME?
- GET ON WITH IT!
- LOOK, THIS ISN'T "THE PO'S A WHINY BABY UNDERPANTS
AND SOMEBODY'S COOLER THAN HIM" JUBILEE.
IT'S THE PEACE JUBILEE.
[sighs] PENG...
I'M SORRY.
- AND SO AM I.
I APOLOGIZE FOR MY ANGER,
DRAGON WARRIOR.
- I LIKE THE JAUNTY ANGLE! [both laugh]
- J-JAUNTY ANGLE.
- WELL, THIS IS CERTAINLY ONE PEACE JUBILEE
WE WON'T SOON FORGET.
- YOU MEAN BECAUSE I ALMOST RUINED EVERYTHING?
- YES.
- RIGHT.
UH, LET'S GET THIS JUBILEE ON THE ROAD!
[crowd cheers]
- NOW, PO, IT'S TIME TO DO THE CEREMONIAL TAI CHI.
- OH, YEAH, RIGHT.
WE CAN DO IT TOGETHER.
[gong rings]
[crickets chirp]
SO, YOU WANNA COME BACK AND TRAIN WITH US?
- PERHAPS WHEN I FINISH MY TRAVELS.
I AM SEARCHING FOR MY UNCLE.
- REALLY, WHO'S YOUR UNCLE?
- HIS NAME IS TAI LUNG.
[dramatic music]