- WA-CHA! HIYA!
- AND NOW DREAMWORKS' KUNG FU PANDA:
LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS.
[gong rings]
* HEAR THE LEGENDS OF THE KUNG FU PANDA *
[scatting]
* RAISED IN A NOODLE SHOP *
* NEVER SEEKING GLORY OR FAME *
* HE CLIMBED THE MOUNTAINTOP *
* AND EARNED THE DRAGON WARRIOR NAME *
OOH! AHH! YAH!
* KUNG FU PANDA
[scatting]
* MASTER SHIFU SAW THE WARRIOR BLOSSOM *
* AND MASTER THE SKILLS
* OF BODACIOUS AND AWESOME
* KUNG FU PANDA
[scatting]
* HE LIVES AND HE TRAINS AND HE FIGHTS *
* WITH THE FURIOUS FIVE
* PROTECT THE VALLEY SOMETHING SOMETHING *
* SOMETHING SOMETHING ALIVE *
* KUNG FU PANDA
* LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS
SWEET!
[flute music]
*
- DIG, YOU WRETCHED WRETCHES.
DIG!
[clang]
LIFT. LIFT!
[laughs]
OH, IT'S MINE.
MINE!
THE GONG LU MEDALLION.
ABSOLUTE POWER, AT LAST!
[laughing]
- [hums] I LOVES ME SOME CRAFT FAIR.
- TEN YUAN?
FOR THIS PIECE OF JUNK?
- I--I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE.
- OH, YEAH?
NEWS FLASH, YOU'VE GOT TROUBLE.
- YEAH, YOU'VE GOT TROUBLE.
- GIVE US YOUR CASH BOX.
NOW!
[porcelain shatters]
- I THINK THOSE GUYS NEED TO CHECK OUT THE KIOSK OF JUSTICE.
- WHAT?
- I MEAN THAT, TODAY ONLY,
SMACKDOWNS ARE TWO FOR ONE!
- I, UH, WHA-WHAT?
- [sighs] CRAFT FAIR REFERENCES.
TRY TO KEEP UP.
COME ON, WE'LL GET THE DROP ON THOSE GUYS.
- IF YOU WANT MY CASH BOX,
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE IT.
- [gasps] IT'S PENG.
- TODAY ONLY, SMACKDOWNS ARE TWO FOR ONE.
- [laughs] TWO FOR ONE! - [laughs] YES, YES, YES.
- [grunts] - HAR-AH!
- OH-OH!
- YAAH!
EH, OH.
- HEI, HAI.
- AHH!
all: WHOA.
- I, UH, I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE.
I CAN'T LET PENG SEE ME.
- WHY? I THOUGHT YOU AND PENG WERE BUDDIES NOW?
[smack] - OHH!
- WE ARE, I MEAN, IT'S JUST, UH--
LOOK, PENG'S A GREAT KID, AND A BONA FIDE KUNG FU GENIUS.
BUT IT SORT OF TURNS OUT THAT HE'S ALSO KIND OF...
TAI LUNG'S NEPHEW.
- WHAT WHAT? - TAI LUNG'S NEPHEW?
HOW COME YOU NEVER TOLD US?
- UH, SLIPPED MY MIND?
- IS IT 'CAUSE OF WHAT YOU DID?
- WHAT ELSE COULD I DO?
[thunder]
TAI LUNG WAS THE MOST DANGEROUS KUNG FU MASTER IN CHINA,
AND HE WANTED TO BE DRAGON WARRIOR.
SO HE TRIED TO DESTROY US
AND THE VALLEY. I--I HAD TO, YOU KNOW...
- SKADOOSH PENG'S UNCLE?
- WELL, WHEN YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT, IT SOUNDS--
- TRUE? - [sighs]
- COME ON, PO.
YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG.
- THINK THAT MATTERS TO PENG?
- I WONDER IF HE KNOWS?
- HYA! [grunts]
UNH, HYA!
- OHH!
- I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'M NOT EAGER TO FIND OUT.
- PO, PENG'S A FRIEND.
YOU NEED TO BE HONEST WITH HIM ABOUT...YOU KNOW.
YOU DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE. - YEAH, DON'T WORRY.
THE KID CAN HANDLE THE TRUTH.
PROBABLY.
- MASTER MONKEY. MASTER CRANE.
- IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, PENG.
UH, SO, UH...WHAT BRINGS YOU BACK TO TOWN?
- I'M HERE TO FIND THE DRAGON WARRIOR.
HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?
- OF COURSE! HE'S RIGHT...
UH, THERE. - YEAH.
- HE AND I NEED TO HAVE A SERIOUS TALK.
- [gasps] HE KNOWS!
[flute music]
- HEY, EVERYBODY. LOOK WHO WE FOUND.
- PENG. - HEY, BUDDY.
- WELCOME BACK, YOUNG MASTER.
- MASTER SHIFU.
I'VE RETURNED TO FIND THE DRAGON WARRIOR.
- HMM, HE RUSHED IN A MOMENT AGO.
PO?
- GUESS WHAT WE FOUND OUT.
- [whistles]
- ZENG, HAVE YOU SEEN PO?
- UH, NO--NO, MASTER SHIFU, UH...
HE'S PROBABLY OFF DOING SOMETHING BODACIOUSLY AWESOME,
AS IS HIS CUSTOM. [chuckles]
- MASTER SHIFU, HAVE YOU SEEN THE SHIFT STONES?
ONE OF THEM IS MISSING.
- A SHIFT STONE?
- [whistles] UNH.
- WE SEEM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
- [quacks]
- AH, PENG, BUDDY. I WAS JUST, UH--
I THOUGHT I'D--I MEAN--
BUDDY!
- DRAGON WARRIOR, I WAS HOPING TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU.
PERHAPS WE COULD TAKE A WALK?
- UH, SURE.
WHAT DO YOU SAY, SHIFU?
FEEL LIKE STRETCHING THOSE FURRY LITTLE LEGS?
- ACTUALLY, I WAS HOPING TO SPEAK TO YOU ALONE.
- OKAAAY.
WELL, HERE WE ARE.
NICE AND SECLUDED.
JUST YOU AND ME, NO ONE FOR MILES AROUND.
- I NEED TO ASK YOU A QUESTION.
- [laughs] GREAT! SO ENOUGH ABOUT ME.
HOW ARE YOU? WHAT'S NEW?
HEARD ANY INTERESTING STORIES?
- I HAVE HEARD STORIES.
ABOUT MY UNCLE TAI LUNG. - HMM?
MM, HMM.
TAI LUNG, DID YOU SAY?
HM, YEAH, SOUNDS FAMILIAR, BUT I--
- THEY SAY YOU DESTROYED HIM,
BUT THAT, UH-- THAT CAN'T BE TRUE.
YOU'RE MY HERO, PO.
PLEASE, PLEASE TELL ME IT'S NOT TRUE.
- OH-HO-HO-HO! YES, I DID IT!
I SKADOOSHED YOUR UNCLE!
[sighs] I'M SORRY, PENG.
IT IS TRUE. - I SEE.
- WOW, YOU'RE ACTUALLY TAKING THIS A LOT BETTER THAN I--
- RAH! - AYAH!
- YAH! HUNH, DAH, GAH. HYAA!
HOW COULD YOU DO IT?
I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND.
- UNH, I AM.
BUT I'M ALSO THE DRAGON WARRIOR.
TAI LUNG WAS EVIL.
ALL HE WANTED WAS POWER.
- LIAR!
GYAH! AH, DAH!
- UNH, HUNH. IT'S TRUE!
HE DIDN'T CARE WHO HE HURT.
HE WOULD HAVE LAID WASTE TO THE ENTIRE VALLEY.
- DYAH!
YOU DESTROYED MY UNCLE.
AND NOW YOU WANT TO SPREAD LIES ABOUT HIM!
- PENG, IT'S NO LIE.
HOO, AHA.
WHOA! - HYA, GAH, JAH!
GYAI! - AH-OW!
- YAAH-HAA!
THE WUSHI FINGER HOLD.
YOU'RE GONNA USE IT ON ME
THE SAME WAY YOU USED IT ON TAI LUNG.
- NO! I--OF COURSE NOT.
PENG, I'M SORRY. I JUST...REACTED.
PLEASE, CAN WE JUST BE PALS LIKE WE USED TO?
- HYA! - YOW!
AH--AHH--AHH--YAAH!
[splash]
- THIS ISN'T OVER, DRAGON WARRIOR!
[flute music]
- GAH.
[panting] MASTER SHIFU.
- PANDA! YOU'RE ALL RIGHT!
I WAS SO--UH-- [clears throat]
YOU'VE RETURNED.
- YEAH, BUT IF IT WERE UP TO PENG?
I WOULDN'T HAVE.
- MONKEY AND CRANE TOLD ME
OF PENG'S UNFORTUNATE FAMILY LINEAGE.
YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING.
- I KNOW.
I GUESS I WAS TOO BUSY BLAMING MYSELF FOR WHAT HAPPENED.
- NO. IT WAS MY FAULT.
IF I HAD SEEN THE DARKNESS IN TAI LUNG SOONER,
THEN YOU WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO--
[sighs] YOU DID WHAT YOU HAD TO DO.
- THEN WHY DO I FEEL SO CRUMMY ABOUT IT?
- BECAUSE, UNLIKE TAI LUNG, BENEATH ALL THAT FLAB
BEATS THE HEART OF A HERO.
- [whimpers]
WHOA!
OKAY, EASY PENG.
I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET,
BUT CALM DOWN.
KUNG FU VERSUS KUNG FU, YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T BEAT ME.
NOTHING'S CHANGED.
AH! EXCEPT FOR THAT.
[gulps]
- DO YOU RECOGNIZE THIS SWORD?
HYA, YAH.
IT BELONGED TO MY UNCLE.
THE GREAT KUNG FU MASTER TAI LUNG.
- OH, IT'S...LOVELY?
AH, PENG.
VENGEANCE ISN'T THE ANSWER.
OR, IF IT IS THE ANSWER, COULD IT NOT BE IN THE FACE?
- I'M NOT HERE FOR VENGEANCE.
I CHECKED YOUR STORY.
[sighs] EVERYONE CONFIRMS IT.
EVERYONE.
MY UNCLE BECAME EVIL.
YOU DID WHAT YOU THOUGHT--
YOU DID THE RIGHT THING.
- THANKS, PENG.
SO, YOU KNOW...
YOU STILL HAVE AN INVITE TO TRAIN HERE AT THE JADE PALACE.
- NEVER.
KUNG FU IS LIKE POISON.
- NO, IT'S NOT.
- IT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.
- NO, IT HELPS YOU DO WHAT YOU MUST.
- TAI LUNG-- - MISUSED KUNG FU.
- HE TURNED EVIL.
[clang]
I'M QUITTING KUNG FU.
FOREVER. - WHAT?
NO, YOU CAN'T QUIT!
YOU'RE A ONCE-IN-A-GENERATION KUNG FU TALENT.
IF I WASN'T ME,
I'D WANNA BE YOU.
WE COULD BE PARTNERS!
- GOOD-BYE, PO.
- PENG, DON'T, PLEASE.
UH, HEY. YOU FORGOT YOUR SWORD!
- KEEP IT.
I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH POWER, OR MY UNCLE, OR KUNG FU!
OR YOU!
- [sighs]
- PERHAPS IT'S FOR THE BEST, PO.
WHO KNOWS HOW MUCH OF TAI LUNG IS TRULY IN PENG?
- YOU DON'T MEAN--
- I DON'T KNOW.
BUT WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE,
WE SHOW WHAT'S REALLY IN OUR HEARTS.
[knock at door] - OH, IT'S PENG!
I'M COMING, BUDDY!
- HYAH! - WHOA!
[gasps]
- [laughs]
- TEMUTAI.
- THE JADE PALACE IS MINE.
LET GOLDEN MITTENS AND A CROWN OF CHESTNUTS BE BROUGHT TO ME!
- WHAT? AH--MITTENS?
- HE'S WEARING THE GONG LU MEDALLION.
IT GREATLY ENHANCES THE WEARER'S ABILITIES.
- I WILL CONQUER ALL OF CHINA.
AND THEN, A GIANT STAIRWAY...
TO THE MOON!
- IT ALSO ENHANCES THE WEARER'S DARKEST CRAZED EMOTIONS.
- BOW TO YOUR INVINCIBLE MOON EMPEROR!
- ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TAKE THAT SERIOUSLY?
- TAKE HIM! all: HYAI!
- WAIT! THAT MEDALLION--
- OOH!
all: AAH!
- SHIFU? GUYS!
- [grunts]
- HA!
WABA! OH, AH.
- [grunts] - AAAHH!
- [singing]
[whoosh, crash]
WHO PUT THIS BIG HOLE RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SHOP?
- [grunts] - OH, SON.
ARE YOU...GOING TO HELP ME FILL THIS UP?
- AH, OH, SORRY, DAD. IT'S TEMUTAI.
HE'S SUPER STRONG AND SUPER DELUSIONAL.
I'M GONNA NEED SOME SERIOUS KUNG FU HELP.
[sighs]
AND THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON WITH THOSE KIND OF SKILLS.
PENG.
- GREAT!
CAN HE HELP YOU FILL THE HOLE?
[whoosh, whoosh]
- [exhales]
- I THOUGHT YOU QUIT KUNG FU?
- I'M NOT FIGHTING.
I'M CREATING. BIG DIFFERENCE.
- PENG, I NEED YOUR HELP.
IT'S TEMUTAI.
HE'S GOT SHIFU AND THE FIVE,
AND THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT HE'LL DO TO THEM.
- SO HANDLE IT.
YOU'RE THE HONORABLE DRAGON WARRIOR.
- I TRIED.
BUT HE'S GOT THIS MEDALLION THAT MAKES HIM SUPER STRONG.
- I'M NOT TELLING YOU AGAIN, PO.
I'M DONE WITH KUNG FU.
- PENG, WAIT.
HOW CAN YOU TURN YOUR BACK ON THOSE WHO NEED YOU?
THIS IS WHAT KUNG FU IS FOR.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
- I LEARNED THE TRUTH ABOUT MY UNCLE.
I WON'T FOLLOW HIM DOWN THAT PATH.
AND, REALLY, I HAVE TO THANK YOU, PO.
I OWE YOU ONE.
YOU SAVED ME FROM MYSELF.
- PENG, KUNG FU CAN'T MAKE YOU SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT.
- AND YOU KNOW WHAT I AM?
- YES. YES, I DO.
WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE, SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT'S RIGHT.
[flute music]
- BEHOLD, TEMUTAI!
LORD OF THE MOON!
LET A STEP LADDER OF TOFU BE BROUGHT TO ME!
- TEMUTAI, LISTEN TO ME.
THE GONG LU MEDALLION IS CLOUDING
WHAT LITTLE JUDGMENT YOU EVER HAD.
- LIAR!
YOU WANT THE MOON FOR YOURSELF.
BUT I WILL FINISH YOU OFF INSTEAD.
- STOP, TEMUTAI!
YOU'LL PAY FOR YOUR VILLAINY.
AND ALSO FOR THESE DOORS.
WHICH COST A LOT, BY THE WAY.
- YOU AGAIN.
YOU ARE GETTING ON THE MOON EMPEROR'S LAST NERVE.
GAAH-RA-GAH!
HYA!
[grunting]
- WHOA!
AH!
OOF.
- PO. WHAT'S YOUR PLAN?
- UH, PLAN?
YOW!
- HYAH!
- WAH-TAH!
- GAH!
- [grunts]
- GAH. - OOH!
- HAR!
- OW.
OOH. OH.
- YOU SHOULD HAVE WORSHIPPED ME WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE.
UNGH.
WHO TOOK MY MEDALLION?
- HELLO, TEMUTAI.
REMEMBER ME?
- OHH.
PENG! YOU CAME BACK.
- OH, YES.
YOU'RE THAT NICE KUNG FU KID WHO TRIED TO KILL ME.
I NEVER LIKED YOU!
HYA! - WAH! HYA-TAH!
[all fighting, grunting]
- HUNH! HUNH, UNH, UNGH.
- PENG! YES!
WAY TO GO, BUDDY!
- CAN SOMEONE PLEASE FREE US NOW?
- OH, RIGHT.
- I THOUGHT HE HAD US. all: THANKS, PO.
- WELL DONE, PENG.
NOW GIVE US THE MEDALLION SO WE CAN LOCK IT UP.
- BUT THE FIRE INSIDE.
IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
I CAN FEEL ITS POWER.
- [chuckles] EASY, PAL.
THAT THING'S DANGEROUS. NOW HAND IT OVER.
- NO!
- NEVER FELT SO STRONG BEFORE.
LIKE I CAN DO ANYTHING.
ANYTHING!
[grunts, shouts]
HYAI!
YOU WERE RIGHT, PO.
I DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID OF POWER.
I SHOULD EMBRACE IT,
AND NEVER LET IT GO!
NEVER! HYA!
[whoosh, crash]
- AND THAT'S WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.
- IT'S THE MEDALLION.
HIS DARKER EMOTIONS ARE COMING TO THE SURFACE.
PENG IS TOO DANGEROUS NOW.
WE HAVE TO GET THE MEDALLION AWAY FROM HIM.
DO WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO DO. - WHAT?
NO, WAIT! LET ME TALK TO HIM.
OKAY, PENG, JUST GIVE ME THE MEDALLION BEFORE YOU--
- HYA, RAH!
- AH!
- YOU WANT ALL THE POWER FOR YOURSELF.
YOU DESTROYED MY UNCLE, AND NOW YOU WANT TO DESTROY ME.
WELL, DRAGON WARRIOR,
TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT.
- HYAI-AH!
[both grunting, fighting]
[clang] - HYA!
- OH!
- HYA! YAH, WAH!
HYAI, HAI, HUNH.
- YAH, GYAH! - AH.
- OW!
- HYA!
- UGH!
- PENG, NO!
- OH!
- HYA! [both grunting, fighting]
- HRAH!
- UNGH! - HUNH.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
KUNG FU DIDN'T CORRUPT TAI LUNG.
YOU DID.
THE POWER OF THE DRAGON WARRIOR SHOULD HAVE BEEN HIS.
- INTERESTING...
THEORY. - GYAH!
- [pants] OOH!
OOH, OOH, AW-OH-OW!
AAH,
THIS...OW! SEEMS...OOH-OOH!
FAMILIAR. GAA-AAH!
OOH, AW!
[panting]
- COME BACK HERE.
- RAH-AH!
- GAH. HYA!
- WHOA-OW!
- DON'T HURT MY BABY! DON'T HURT MY FAMILY!
STAY AWAY! - [gasps]
[all screaming]
- TYAH! - OOH.
- GYAH!
GAH.
- AH, AH!
- HYAH!
- WOW.
- YOU TOOK A CHANCE ON ME, PO.
AND YOU WERE WRONG.
- NO, PENG!
I GOTTA MAKE YOU SEE.
- HYAH!
HRAH!
WHERE ARE YOU?
SHOW YOURSELF!
HYAH, YAH!
YAH!
I'LL FIND YOU, DRAGON WARRIOR.
AND THEN I'LL AVENGE MY UNCLE.
I ONLY WISH HE COULD BE HERE TO SEE IT.
- BUT I AM HERE, NEPHEW.
- UN--UNCLE?
TAI LUNG?
- HELLO, PENG.
- HO--HOW IS IT POSSIBLE?
- IT'S THE MEDALLION.
IT ALLOWED YOUR WISH TO CONJURE ME UP.
AND NOW, TOGETHER, WE CAN DESTROY THE DRAGON WARRIOR.
- YES. - DESTROY ALL OUR ENEMIES!
- YES! - DESTROY EVERYONE!
- YE--EVERYONE?
- BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT OUR KUNG FU IS FOR.
[villagers shouting, cowering]
WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE,
WE SHOVE HARD.
- WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE?
NO. - DON'T BE WEAK.
USE YOUR POWER! TAKE WHAT'S OWED YOU.
THAT'S WHAT I'D DO.
YOU WANTED TO HURT PO.
HERE.
I'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE.
- GAH! - NO!
YAH! - UNH!
GAH!
- AH!
HYAH!
[both grunting, fighting]
YOU BETRAYED YOUR FRIENDS.
YOU DISGRACED OUR FAMILY.
YOU'RE A VILLAIN.
A VILLAIN!
- UNH!
- HYAH!
NO.
IT'S NOT RIGHT.
IT'S NOT ME.
- USE THE MEDALLION, PENG.
IT'S POWER WILL MAKE YOU JUST LIKE ME.
- NO.
BECAUSE WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE,
I'M NOT LIKE YOU.
AND I DON'T WANNA BE!
- [laughs] I KNEW IT!
- PO?
WHAT IS THIS?
- REMEMBER THAT SHIFT STONE?
IT WAS THE ONLY WAY TO REACH YOU.
I'M SORRY.
- HOW DID YOU KNOW-- THAT I WOULDN'T--
- 'CAUSE YOU'RE NOTHING LIKE YOUR UNCLE.
BECAUSE UNDERNEATH ALL THAT FLAB,
BEATS A HEART OF A HERO,
NOT A VILLAIN.
- WELL, PENG.
WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS NOW?
- YOU KIDDING, MASTER SHIFU?
PENG'S GONNA STAY HERE AND TRAIN WITH US.
RIGHT, BUDDY?
- PO. - OH, I FORGOT.
DON'T FORGET YOUR SWORD.
- GRR-YAH!
NOW IT CAN'T HURT ANYONE.
AND NEITHER CAN I.
KUNG FU IS OVER FOR ME, PO.
FOREVER. - WHAT?
- THE MEDALLION ENHANCES THE WEARER'S DARKEST EMOTIONS.
THAT MEANS SOMEWHERE DEEP WITHIN ME,
THERE IS EVIL, AND A THIRST FOR POWER.
- BUT--NO.
YOU OVERCAME THE MEDALLION.
- THANKS TO YOU.
BUT WHAT IF YOU'RE NOT AROUND THE NEXT TIME?
IT'S INSIDE ME, PO.
I CAN'T TAKE THE CHANCE.
GOOD-BYE.