- WA-CHA! HIYAH!
male announcer: AND NOW
DREAMWORKS' KUNG FU PANDA: LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS.
- [grunts] [gong rings]
* HEAR THE LEGENDS OF THE KUNG FU PANDA *
[scatting]
* RAISED IN A NOODLE SHOP
* NEVER SEEKING GLORY OR FAME *
* HE CLIMBED THE MOUNTAINTOP *
* AND EARNED THE DRAGON WARRIOR NAME *
OOH! AAH! YAH!
* KUNG FU PANDA
[scatting]
* MASTER SHIFU SAW THE WARRIOR BLOSSOM *
* AND MASTER THE SKILLS OF BODACIOUS AND AWESOME *
* KUNG FU PANDA
[scatting]
* HE LIVES AND HE TRAINS AND HE FIGHTS *
* WITH THE FURIOUS FIVE
* PROTECT THE VALLEY, SOMETHING, SOMETHING *
* SOMETHING, SOMETHING ALIVE *
OOH! AH! UH!
* KUNG FU PANDA
* LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS
SWEET!
- IT'S ALL UP TO THE WILY VETERAN PO TO WIN THE GAME.
THE CROWD CHANTS HIS NAME.
"PO, PO, PO, PO."
TIME'S RUNNING OUT. THREE, TWO, ONE.
AAH!
[glass shatters]
[whispered groans]
OH, SORRY.
DO-OVER!
THREE, TWO, ONE.
- PANDA. - AGH!
- ARE YOU PLAYING BEI KUO IN THE JADE PALACE?
YOU KNOW WE HAVE RULES AGAINST SUCH THINGS.
- BUT, MASTER SHIFU, I, UH...
- YES?
- [whistles]
[whistles]
LOOK, I DIDN'T WANNA SAY ANYTHING IN FRONT OF THEM,
BUT THE DRAGON WARRIOR, CHOSEN BY THE UNIVERSE...
- YES?
- WELL, IT JUST SEEMS TO ME THAT, CONSIDERING MY POSITION,
NOT ALL THE RULES SHOULD APPLY TO ME.
- [whistles]
- AGH!
- THE RULES ARE FOR EVERYBODY, PANDA.
EVEN SOMEONE AS SPECIAL AS YOU.
- [laughs]
[groans]
- [groans]
OKAY THEN, WE'LL AGREE TO DISAGREE.
YOU SAY "TOMATO"--
- AND SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE.
CLEAN UP THIS MESS AND MEET US IN THE TRAINING HALL.
[door creaks, closes]
- THINKS HE'S SO SMART.
"THE RULES ARE FOR EVERYBODY, PANDA."
PFFT, MAYBE I DON'T EVEN NEED RULES.
MAYBE I'M BEYOND RULES.
MAYBE I SHOULD MAKE MY OWN RULES.
MAYBE--
[ricocheting, glass shatters]
[shudders]
NO ONE WILL NOTICE THAT.
[loud groan]
[loud crash]
OH, MAN, AND I LOST MY BALL!
UGH!
OH, WHAT'S THIS?
OOH, MAYBE IT'S COOKIES.
NO, IT'S JUST SOME SEEDS.
HMM, MAYBE THEY'RE COOKIE FLAVORED.
[groans]
[loud whoosh]
OH, MAN, AND I LOST MY--
WAIT, DIDN'T I DO THIS ALREADY?
[loud whoosh]
[loud crash]
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
WHAT ARE THESE THINGS?
[loud whoosh]
MAKE MY OWN RULES. MAYBE--AGHH!
UH...
[grunting] - * CHINA MOON
* I LOVE Y--
AGH! - MASTER SHIFU!
THESE SEEDS!
THEY, LIKE, MAKE TIME SKIP BACKWARDS OR SOMETHING.
WHAT ARE THEY? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE?
- THESE ARE THE SEEDS OF THE SHUYONG.
[all gasp]
- THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT TOO!
MAYBE YOU SHOULD EXPLAIN WHAT THAT MEANS
TO THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW.
CRANE. - WHAT?
- THE SHUYONG IS THE LEGENDARY TREE OF ETERNITY.
THE TREE EXISTED BEFORE TIME BEGAN,
AND WILL EXIST AFTER IT ENDS.
ITS SEEDS ARE LITTLE BITS OF TIME.
DESTROYING THEM TAKES THAT TIME BACK.
[ticking]
IF A SEED IS PLANTED,
A NEW SHUYONG TREE WILL GROW AND BEAR FRUIT.
[rattle, pop]
EATING THAT FRUIT WILL GIVE ONE THE POWER
TO THWART THE RULES OF TIME AND NATURAL COURSE OF DESTINY.
IN THE WRONG HANDS, IT COULD MEAN...
THE END OF THE WORLD.
- DO YOU THINK THEY'RE EDIBLE?
OR IS IT "EATABLE"? IS "EATABLE" A WORD?
[all murmuring nervously]
IT REALLY SHOULD BE, 'CAUSE I'VE NEVER
"ED" ANYTHING, BUT I HAVE--
- YOU HAVEN'T HEARD A WORD I'VE SAID.
- NUH-UH. I HEARD "TREE," AND, UH,
I THINK YOU SAID "THE" A COUPLE OF TIMES.
- WE MUST BURN THOSE SEEDS AT ONCE.
- UH, BUT I FOUND THEM!
THESE SEEDS ARE LIKE UNLIMITED DO-OVERS!
- GIVE ME THOSE SEEDS NOW.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- DUDE. - QUIT MESSING AROUND, PO!
- YEAH! - PANDA, I AM YOUR MASTER,
AND YOU WILL-- - FOLLOW YOUR RULES?
I DON'T THINK SO.
[loud whoosh]
[grunting] - * CHINA MOON
* I LOVE Y-- - MASTER SHIFU!
- YES, PO?
- UH, NOTHING.
JUST--JUST WANTED TO SAY YOU'RE ALL DOING A BANG-UP JOB.
REALLY, GOOD STUFF.
KEEP IT UP.
MM, RULES, SHMULES. THESE BABIES ARE MINE!
MMM. GOOD DUMPLINGS.
[gasps]
AW, MAN!
[loud whoosh]
MMM! I AM A GENIUS!
[crashing] WHOA!
[grunting, fighting]
FENGHUANG?
HERE TO GET YOUR BUTT HANDED TO YOU AGAIN?
- THAT'S KIND OF A FUNKY EXPRESSION
WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT. - UNH!
- HIYAH! UNH!
- YOUR DAYS OF CONSTANTLY DEFEATING
THEN MOCKING ME ARE OVER!
- ARE YOU SURE?
'CAUSE I'M GETTING PRETTY GOOD AT IT.
- [laughs] THE LAST TIME WE MET,
I KNEW 7 IMPOSSIBLE MOVES,
NOW I'VE MASTERED 12.
[grunting, fighting]
- IMPOSSIBLE!
- EXACTLY!
HOOYAH!
- [groans] - WHOA.
- I WILL MAKE YOU FEEL THE PAIN YOU'VE CAUSED ME.
AND THEN...
I'M GONNA PUT YOU OUT OF MY MISERY.
- AAH!
- YAH!
- AAH!
OKAY, FENGHUANG, MAYBE YOU'RE, LIKE,
A LITTLE MORE AWESOME THAN BEFORE.
BUT THAT STILL DOESN'T MAKE YOU A MATCH FOR US.
- INTERESTING HYPOTHESIS.
- INTERESTING WHAT NOW?
OH, WHOA!
[grunts] AAH!
UNH!
[boom]
- UH OH!
- NO! UNH!
- HEY! UNH!
- AAH!
UNH! AGH!
- HIYAH! - WHOA!
- [groans]
[grunts]
HANG ON, YOU SAID FIVE NEW MOVES.
SPEARS OF FIRE, SPINNY-FAST THING,
THE ONE WHERE YOU SLAM THE GROUND,
AND THE CLAPPY WINGS DEAL.
WHAT'S NUMBER FIVE?
- IT'S A SURPRISE JUST FOR YOU.
- A SURPRISE?
OH, PROBABLY NOT THE GOOD SURPRISE, HUH?
- HIYO! - [gasps]
- HYAA!
OOH!
[both grunting]
- AGH!
[both grunting]
- [rasping]
HIYAH! [whoosh]
- [grunts] - AGH!
- OH-WHOA-WHOA! WHOA!
OH!
[both screaming]
[boom]
- SHIFU!
- [groans]
- YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY.
- I'M AFRAID NOT, PO.
- SHIFU. SHIFU!
[whoosh]
- YOU SHOULD HAVE RUN WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE, PANDA.
AND NOW, THE 12TH IMPOSSIBLE MOVE.
- I-I THOUGHT THERE WERE FIVE.
- THE--YES, I LEARNED 5 NEW ONES,
BUT THERE ARE 12 ALL TOGETHER.
- SO THIS IS THE SURPRISE ONE
THAT I HAVEN'T SEEN YET? - YES!
- BECAUSE I HAVE SEEN ALL THE OTHER--
- I KNOW!
[shimmering]
- EH...
[gasps]
[groans]
- YOU WERE A WORTHY OPPONENT, DRAGON WARRIOR,
BUT NOW IT'S OVER.
- NOT QUITE. [grunts]
[loud whoosh]
- THE--YES, I LEARNED 5 NEW ONES,
BUT THERE ARE 12 ALL TOGETHER.
- SO THIS IS THE SURPRISE ONE THAT I HAVEN'T SEEN YET?
- YES!
- BET I CAN GUESS WHAT IT IS.
FLYING RING OF ENERGY.
AM I RIGHT? HUH? HUH?
- [gasps] HOW COULD YOU--
[shimmering]
- YAAH!
[groans] - YOU--
- [coughs] I KNOW.
I WAS A WORTHY OPPONENT, BUT NOW IT'S ALL OVER.
- I...WASN'T GOING TO SAY THAT.
- UGH, WHATEVER.
THE IMPORTANT THING IS, I KNOW HOW TO BEAT YOUR MOVE NOW.
- A SHUYONG SEED!
[loud whoosh]
YOU--WAIT.
YOU HAD A SHUYONG SEED?
- HOW DO YOU--
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS WHAT'S GOING ON!
[shimmering]
YAAH!
[shimmering]
[grunting]
UNH! - [shouts]
UNH!
- [groans]
PO, YOU--YOU SAVED ALL OF US.
- NOT ALL OF US. - SHIFU!
DON'T WORRY, GUYS.
I CAN STILL SAVE HIM.
NO!
- [laughs] - NO!
HYAH! [loud whoosh]
UNH!
SHIFU!
- [sighs] WHAT IS IT NOW?
- OKAY, DON'T BE MAD, BUT--
- THIS DOESN'T SOUND PROMISING.
- I KINDA FOUND SOME SHUYONG SEEDS.
- WHAT?
THE SHUYONG IS THE LEGENDARY TREE OF--
- YEAH, YOU MENTIONED THAT.
- WAIT.
YOU TOLD ME ABOUT THIS BEFORE, DIDN'T YOU?
THEN YOU WENT BACK IN TIME AND UN-TOLD ME.
- [laughs nervously] UH...
- DON'T YOU DARE!
- OKAY, ALL RIGHT, LOOK!
THE POINT IS, FENGHUANG KIND OF GOT ONE OF THE SEEDS.
- FENGHUANG?
- YEAH, BUT IT'S OK.
I MEAN, WHAT CAN SHE DO WITH ONLY ONE SEED, RIGHT?
- IF FENGHUANG PLANTS THAT SEED, A TREE WILL GROW,
AND IF SHE EATS THAT TREE'S FRUIT,
SHE WILL HAVE COMPLETE MASTERY OF TIME ITSELF.
- YOU COULD HAVE MENTIONED THAT BEFORE!
- OH, I'M SURE I DID. AND I'M SURE YOU DIDN'T LISTEN.
- EH--
THAT ACTUALLY SOUNDS LIKE ME, YEAH.
- PO!
- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
SINCE NOW IS TECHNICALLY BEFORE FENGHUANG EVER STOLE THE SEED,
ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS DESTROY ALL THE SEEDS
BEFORE SHE PLANTS THAT SEED, GROWS A SHUYONG TREE,
AND EATS THE MAGIC TIME FRUIT.
COME ON!
IF WE DON'T HURRY, FENGHUANG COULD SHOW UP AT ANY--
- TIME.
- SEE? - OH, DON'T BE TOO HARD ON THEM.
THAT EXPLANATION WAS PRETTY HARD TO FOLLOW.
PLANTED THE SEED, GREW THE TREE, ATE THE FRUIT,
HAVE COMPLETE MASTERY OF TIME.
ARE WE ALL UP TO SPEED NOW?
- I GUESS YOU'RE--GAH!
- LET ME ASK YOU THIS, PANDA.
HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED
IF SHIFU'S PARENTS HAD NEVER MET?
- I HADN'T GIVEN IT A LOT OF THOUGHT, NO, BUT--WHAT?
I-I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
- I DO.
GOOD LUCK, PO...
AND GOOD-BYE.
- SHIFU!
- SHIFU? WHO'S SHIFU?
[echoing laughter]
- WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?
- NOTHING AT ALL.
AFTER I MADE SURE HIS PARENTS NEVER MET,
THERE NEVER WAS A SHIFU.
SO HOW COULD I DO ANYTHING TO HIM?
- [growls] AAH!
- POOR PO.
IF YOU'RE PLANNING ON SEEKING COMFORT FROM YOUR FRIENDS,
I'D BE QUICK ABOUT IT. REAL QUICK.
[all screaming]
- AH!
- HIYAH! - YAH!
- AH!
- HAH!
- [gasps]
- WAAH!
- AAH!
[grunts]
THEY'RE GONE.
WHAT HAVE I DONE?
- AW, SO SAD.
DON'T WORRY, PANDA. YOU WON'T FEEL THIS BAD FOREVER.
SOON, YOU WON'T EXIST EITHER.
- WHO'S DEFEATING AND MOCKING WHO NOW, PANDA?
[laughs]
I HAVE TAKEN FROM YOU EVERYONE YOU LOVE.
SHIFU, MONKEY, CRANE,
MANTIS, VIPER,
THAT GUY WITH THE STRIPES.
- OH, IF I HAD JUST LISTENED TO SHIFU.
- ALL YOUR FRIENDS WOULD STILL BE HERE.
- I'M GOING TO GET THEM BACK!
HIYAA-HAH!
- YOU CAN'T BEAT ME.
YOU CAN'T EVEN TOUCH ME. - [gasping]
- I CAN BE EVERYWHERE AT ONCE!
OR NOWHERE. [laughs]
- HIYAAH!
AAH! - [laughs]
- AAH! AH! - [laughs]
SEE YOU SOMEWHERE IN TIME, LOSER!
- [gasping]
OH.
- [laughs] YOU HAVE NO HOPE.
- OH, YEAH? [loud whoosh]
- WHAT?
WAH! - HA-HA!
WHOA.
- [grunts]
- LOOKS LIKE YOU CAN'T GET AWAY AS LONG AS
I'M HOLDING ON TO YOU.
GAH!
WHOA! [sputtering]
OH!
AAH!
AAH, UNH, WHOA!
WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT'S GONNA DO?
[multiple explosions]
[loud whooshing]
WHOA.
WHERE--WHERE ARE WE?
- NOT WHERE, WHEN.
BEFORE THE BEGINNING OF TIME.
- HUH.
I ALWAYS PICTURED IT WITH A LITTLE MORE BLUE.
- IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE WE ARE, DRAGON WARRIOR!
YOUR TIME IS STILL UP. [grunts]
WHAT? [grunts]
WHA--NO.
TIME HASN'T BEGUN YET, SO I CAN'T CONTROL IT.
THAT MEANS I'M STUCK HERE, FOREVER!
WITH YOU!
- HEY, THIS AIN'T MY DREAM VACATION EITHER.
- YOU DID THIS! [gasps]
THE SHUYONG.
THE TREE OF ETERNITY.
THE FRUIT!
[gasps]
- AGH! OH.
- STOP!
- STOPPING! WE'RE STOPPED. - WE'RE STOPPED.
- WE ARE THE GUARDIANS OF THE SHUYONG.
NO ONE MAY APPROACH.
- BUT THE SHUYONG IS MY ONLY HOPE!
- NO ONE MAY APPROACH!
- [grunting]
AAH!
HWAAH!
AAH--OH!
[grunts] OW.
AAH!
AAH-OH!
HIYAH!
- [screeches] - [coughs]
- NICELY DONE.
[grunting] - UNH!
- [grunting]
[strains]
[grunting]
- [gasps] - [grunting]
- HALT! - UNH!
[both grunt]
- [groans] - WHY HAVE YOU COME HERE?
- [sighs]
I FOUND YOUR SEEDS AND SHIFU SAID I HAD TO DESTROY THEM,
BUT I DIDN'T THINK THE RULES APPLIED TO ME SO I UN-TOLD HIM
AND THEN I ATE THESE DUMPLINGS, BUT I WANTED SOME MORE, SO I--
- THIS IS WHY I HAVE THE GUARDIANS.
- OH, MIGHTY SHUYONG.
THIS PANDA IS...AN EVIL WIZARD!
HE'S TRYING TO TRICK YOU OUT OF YOUR FRUIT.
- NUH-UH! I JUST WANNA SAVE MY FRIENDS.
- SILENCE!
WHOEVER PROVES THEMSELVES MORE WORTHY SHALL HAVE MY FRUIT.
THE LOSER SHALL HAVE OBLIVION.
- JUST LIKE A LITTLE OBLIVION, OR A WHOLE LOT OF--
[grunts]
HIYAH! - UNH!
- [grunts]
- YOU CAN'T BEAT ME WITHOUT THE SHUYONG SEEDS.
- AGH! OOH, OW, OH!
- [grunting]
- I NEED MY FRIENDS BACK!
[grunting] [sighs]
SO, HERE'S THE DEAL.
YOUR FIGHT'S WITH ME, NOT THE OTHERS.
BRING SHIFU AND THE FIVE BACK AND I'LL--[sighs]
I'LL LET YOU SEND ME INTO OBLIVION.
- ARE YOU SERIOUS?
- IT'S WHAT I DESERVE.
IF I HADN'T BROKEN THE RULES AND MESSED WITH TIME,
THEY'D ALL STILL BE ALIVE.
I GOTTA MAKE THAT RIGHT.
- IN THAT CASE, I ACCEPT.
[shimmering]
- WHAT?
- YOU WISH TO BEND THE RULES OF TIME TO YOUR WILL, DO YOU NOT?
- WELL, JUST A LITTLE BIT.
- AND WHAT DO YOU WISH, PO?
- I JUST WANT TO LET THINGS HAPPEN THE WAY
THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN.
- THAT IS A WORTHY RESPONSE.
- CAN I CHANGE MY ANSWER?
- YOU ARE WISE, PO.
A LITTLE CHATTY, BUT WISE.
I WON'T GIVE YOU MY FRUIT, BUT I WILL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU SEEK--
THE MOTHER OF ALL DO-OVERS.
- AHH.
- NO!
I'M ALLERGIC TO OBLIVION!
- WAIT!
WHAT WERE YOUR SEEDS DOING AT THE JADE PALACE, ANYWAY?
- MY SEEDS ARE EVERYWHERE, PO.
BUT FEW HAVE THE WISDOM TO SEE THEM.
- THAT REALLY DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
- YES, IT DOES. [loud whoosh]
- [gasps]
- * CHINA MOON
* I LOVE Y--
AAH! - GUYS!
YOU'RE ALIVE!
YOU'RE REALLY ALL ALIVE.
- YEP. JUST LIKE ALWAYS.
- GREAT! [laughs]
FROM NOW ON, I AM RULE-FOLLOWING PO.
ANYTHING YOU NEED ME TO DO, I WILL DO.
- EXCELLENT, PO. COULD YOU--
- RIGHT AFTER DO THIS OTHER THING.
[sighs]
[sizzling]
ANYONE WANT TO PLAY BEI KUO? [laughs]