[GRUNTING]
NARRATOR: And now, DreamWorks "Kung Fu Panda--
Legends of Awesomeness."
THEME SONG: Hear the legends of the Kung Fu Panda.
Do, da do, do, da bow da boom, boom.
Raised in a noodle shop, never seeking glory of fame,
he climbed the mountaintop and earned the Dragon Warrior name.
Hoo, ha, ya.
Kung Fu Panda.
Do, da do, do, shabang, da do, do.
Master Shifu saw the warrior blossom
and master the skills of bodacious and awesome.
Kung Fu Panda.
Do, da do, do, da doodly.
He lives, and he trains, and he fights with the Furious Five,
protect the valley, something, something,
something, something alive.
Ooh, ah!
Kung Fu Panda-- "Legends of Awesomeness."
Sweet.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[THUNDER]
[HISSING]
You sure the light came from up here?
How many times do I have to-- [BUZZING]
Whoa.
[SPARKING]
VILLAIN: Check out that sword.
[GRUNTING]
[BUZZING]
I don't think you should do that.
[YELLING]
[BUZZING]
[WHIMPERING]
Ah!
Congratulations, Master Shifu.
Baa, way to go, Shifu.
We're all so happy for you. [GRUNTING]
Thank you, Mrs. Yun.
[GRUNTING]
You can let go now.
[GIGGLES]
Enjoying your 100th anniversary of becoming
an awesome Kung Fu master?
It's not 100, and I don't know why everyone's making a fuss.
Uh, because you're the greatest, most courageous
master in all of China?
Very kind, Po, but a simple bowl of rice
is all I need to celebrate.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
PARTYGOERS: Happy 100th anniversary!
[LAUGHTER]
What?
It's a simple, tasteful affair.
Here's your party hat.
PARTYGOERS (SINGING): Your anniversary, your anniversary,
though you're over 100, it's OK with me.
I'm not over 100.
Don't fight it, Master Shifu-- Po's
been planning this for months.
I even went into your address scrolls
and contacted some of your oldest and dearest friends.
What old friends?
Funny you should ask, because it's
time for our first party game.
ALL: Name that mystery voice.
[CHEERING]
Master Shifu, you're about to hear three
familiar voices from your past.
For absolutely no prizes whatsoever,
name these three voices.
MASTER SNOW LEOPARD: Greetings, Shifu.
The years have flown by like a swift sparrow.
It can't be.
[GONG]
Oh, incorrect.
Mystery voice number two.
MASTER ROOSTER: What's up, Shiffy?
You still sleep with a night candle?
What have you done?
[GONG]
Ooh, so close.
Last one.
MASTER ELEPHANT: Greetings to a-- [SIGH] I can't play this,
it's ridiculous.
Everybody, let me introduce you to Masters Elephant, Snow
Leopard, and Rooster-- Shifu's fellow members
of the first Furious Five.
[CHEERING]
You know, technically there were other furious
five's before them, so they really
aren't-- It's not a big deal.
And, the first Furious Five.
[CHEERING]
PARTYGOER: Oh, this is so exciting.
Minus Fenghuang of course, since she
turned all evil and stuff.
Hello old friends.
Nice hat.
Huh, thought there'd be more hugging.
We are honoured to meet you.
Yeah, wow, you guys are the reason
we became Kung Fu Masters.
You are very kind.
I brought extra hankies in case anyone
feels tears of joy coming on.
Po, the First Five and I haven't spoken in years.
That's because you are always resentful about being
the weak link of the team. -What?
No.
You were the Crane of the group?
Standing right here.
I may have been the youngest and most inexperienced,
but it was your ego that drove the wedge between us.
Ego?
Why, you--
Let's open some pres-- ah!
You always did have a chip on your shoulder,
Shiffy-- that's why we gave you a hard time, like this.
Hunan noogies.
[GASP]
[LAUGHTER]
[GROANING]
Baa, great party, Po.
I don't care who you are, no one disrespects our master.
Calm down, everyone, there's cake and punch.
Let's skip the cake and go right to the punch.
[YELLS]
[GRUNTING]
OK, that was impressive.
What's the matter with you guys?
This is Shifu-- there's no one braver or more awesome.
Ha!
Then why was he responsible for the only blemish on our record?
Pfft, as if.
No, Po, it's true.
It was our last mission together.
We faced the demon, Xi'an, who wielded
a sword with terrible power.
But Fenghuang cast a spell, shielding us
from the demon's might.
When the fight was over, all that remained was his sword.
We all reached for the mighty sword,
but when it fell into my hands, the song
was lost to us forever.
[SAD MUSIC]
With that one act, I lost the trust
and the love of my comrades.
[GASP]
If you'd just let me explain--
I know what happened-- you panicked.
The sword belonged to us.
In our hands, it would have been a force for great good.
I'm not going to have the same conversation with you again.
What's past is past.
Wrong again, Tiny, the sword's turned up,
and we're going to go get it.
Turned up?
Impossible.
It was sighted near Mount Ochan,
apparently spewed by a volcano eruption.
Imperial guards were sent to investigate.
They vanished.
I was against including you, but when the panda invited us
to this ridiculous party, the others
insisted fate had intervened.
You are still one of us, Shifu.
Honour demands that we give you a chance
to atone for your mistake.
Plus, you make those little tea sandwiches we like.
Wait, you mean the First Five are
going on another legendary adventure together?
That's awesome.
Unfortunately, your plan has a fatal flaw.
An awesome fatal flaw.
Only Fenghuang knows the shielding spell,
and she's safely locked away in Chorh-Gom prison.
Uh, Not so much.
FENGHUANG: Hello, everyone.
Miss me?
[SINISTER LAUGHTER]
Shifu, look out.
Stop.
Fenghuang is here under our protection.
[GASP]
You must be mad to trust her.
Oh, don't be scared, Shifu.
I've been tamed for the moment.
See, this keeps me from flying very far,
so I won't be so quick to bite.
Fenghuang's shielding spell will
buy us time to seize the sword.
After that, she wins her freedom.
What?
No big deal.
Once we have the sword, villains like
her will be powerless, anyway.
Just think of it-- with that sword,
China's peace will be insured for generations.
So what do you say, Shifu?
The gang's all here.
[NERVOUS COOING]
Thank you for your offer, but my answer is no.
Yes! Huh?
You coward.
You panicked once and you're afraid you'll do it again.
We can't do it without you.
It'll take all five of us to overcome the sword's power.
Shifu, the emperor himself has sanctioned our mission.
If you back out, you'll shame yourself and the Jade Palace
forever.
So be it.
[GASPING]
--[SIGH] Let's get Fenghuang back to Chorh-Gom.
The mission is scrapped, thanks to scaredy britches.
You're wrong-- shifu's no coward.
You keep telling yourself that, Boy.
Master Shifu, you can't let them get
away with saying that stuff.
You're not the Crane of their group.
CRANE: Starting to get hurtful.
Look, everyone gets scared once in a while.
I wasn't scared, I-- I've made my decision, Po.
No.
You can't just walk away.
What'll everyone think?
They can think whatever they want.
And so can you.
[SIGHS]
Legendary master guys, wait up.
[PANTING]
Shifu may not be willing to fight for his honour, but I am.
What do you mean?
The mission to get that sword is back on,
because I am going with you.
Sweet, huh?
Got yourself a Dragon Warrior.
[GRUNTING]
You're not in our league, Kid. [GRUNTING]
MASTER SNOW LEOPARD: This is what passes
today as a Kung Fu master?
[GRUNTING]
Pathetic.
Shifu's not only a coward, he's a lousy teacher.
You're wrong about him, he taught me everything I know.
I'm going to get that sword for the honour
of the Jade Palace and Shifu.
[GRUNTING]
[PANTING]
I suppose he's not completely inept.
What are we waiting for?
Let's go get that sword.
Welcome to the first Furious Five, Tubs.
You know you're an idiot, and I know you're an idiot.
Yes, I do.
-So try not to mess this up. -Fine.
And don't try any of your evil, villainous,
backstabbing villainy.
I know you want that sword.
I'm watching you, Lady.
SHIFU (ANGRILY): Weak link, scorn, noogies.
[GRUNTING]
Sorry you didn't go with your old teammates?
It's for the best.
They don't realise how dangerous the sword is.
Luckily with only the four of them, they won't be able to--
Uh, has anyone seen Po?
Oh, no.
(SINGING) First Five, kicking it old school, First Five,
suffering no fools, one, and one,
and one, and one and one makes-- [MUMBLES CALCULATIONS] five!
Yeow!
For the last time, we do not need a song.
Right, sorry.
So then no matching hats?
The sword was spotted on that ridge.
We'll be there in no time.
This might be easier than we thought.
[GROWLING]
[GRUNTING]
The imperial guards who went missing.
That's not normal.
Must protect the sword.
[GRUNTING]
Panda, I can't fight with this manacle.
Help me get it off.
So you can turn on us?
Not going to happen.
[GRUNTING]
[SHOUTS]
[GROANING]
Thanks, but I'm still watching you.
[GRUNTING]
The sword of Xi'an, at last.
What are we waiting for?
I call dibs.
Stop, you idiot.
I hereby claim this sword for the honour
of Master Shifu and the glory of the Jade Palace.
[GRUNTING]
[BUZZING]
Look out.
Whoa, I'm still alive-- awesome-- but how?
It's Fenghuang's spell-- it's the only thing
that can shield us.
Now's our chance.
Go.
[CRACKLING]
It's up to us.
Quick, Panda, grab the hilt.
Got it.
FENGHUANG: Don't let go.
[SPARKING]
[GROANING]
[GRUNTING]
Fenghuang!
[SQUAWKING]
I knew it.
You want the sword for yourself.
Of course I do, you fool.
[GRUNTING]
It was only a matter of time before she turned on us.
Master Shifu, guys.
Po, what have you done?
Anyone who possesses the demon sword for long enough--
[BUZZING]
--shall become possessed by the demon himself.
Master Elephant?
I had no idea-- More power than I could have imagined.
It's exhilarating.
Master Elephant, take it easy.
You're not yourself.
In fact, it looks like there's entirely too many of you
in there.
Xi'an's power is mine now, and I don't
plan on sharing it with anyone.
[SHOUTS]
Wah, whoa.
Master Elephant, I-I thought you wanted
to use that thing for good?
There has been a slight change of plans.
[GRUNTING]
[ANGRY GROWLING]
Master, I-I-- I didn't want anyone to think
you were a-- you know, a--
A coward?
Is that what you thought?
No, sir, not anymore.
We must act quickly.
I'll draw his fire while the rest of you get into position.
You can't face him alone, you'll be destroyed.
Possibly, but we have to try to save Elephant before Xi'an's
power consumes him.
He's crazy.
Yeah, crazy like a fox-- looking red panda
Kung Fu master guy.
[GRUNTING]
[CRACKLING]
[SHOUTING]
Elephant, Xi'an's power is controlling you.
Fight it.
No, I'm not a coward like you.
[GRUNTING]
Time to put you back in your place.
Now.
[SHOUTING]
[GRUNTING]
Fight it.
Old friend.
MASTER ELEPHANT (GROANING): Ah, Shifu, help me.
[BUZZING]
[GRUNTING]
[SHOUTING]
[GRUNTING]
Shifu?
You knew this would happen.
You were wiser than any of us.
[GASPS]
You didn't panic all those years ago,
you ditched the sword on purpose to protect your friends,
even though you knew it would ruin your rep.
I had no choice.
The sword was too dangerous.
[SCRAPING]
[GASPING]
We gotta stop her.
I do want the sword, but not for the reason you thought.
[SPLASH]
[DISEMBODIED GROWL]
[CRUMBLING]
I've done my part, now it's your turn.
You didn't really think we'd free a villain like you,
did you? -Hang on, a deal's a deal.
Fenghuang acted with honour and we owe her the same.
Huh, who knew you had it in you?
Don't let it get around.
Oh, at last.
And it was great having the old gang together again,
but next time we meet, all bets are off.
[SINISTER LAUGHTER]
Well, friends it was good to see you all and an honour
to fight alongside of you.
The honour is ours.
Master Shifu, I'm sorry I doubted you.
You are the greatest and bravest Kung Fu master, ever.
Thank you, Po, but congratulations to you--
you're the newest and youngest member
of the original Furious Five.
[GASPS]
Whoa, I am.
And do you know what goes along with that?
Ooh, cool memorabilia?
Lightning powers?
Cake?
Hunan noogies.
[LAUGHTER]
Who's The Crane now, huh?
[THEME MUSIC]