[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
[SCREAMING]
[GROANS]
[ALL GROANING]
Huh? [GASPS]
Hmm?
How far did we fall? Where the heck are we?
I mean, how did we...
BAO: Oh, man!
[JINDIAO LAUGHING]
JINDIAO: It appears history has repeated itself.
Once again the Four Constellations have failed to defeat me.
On the bright side they'll make wonderful porch ornaments.
GRANDMA: No!
My babies! What happened to my...
The Wellspring is open. In my control.
Bow to your new God!
No!
Jade Tusk!
Time to introduce myself to the world.
[JINDIAO GROANS]
Not so fast.
Oh, my!
Po? What do we do?
You have your chi back... Use it!
Oh, no!
[ALL SCREAM]
[JINDIAO LAUGHING]
BAO: You're telling us you knew fighting Jindiao could turn us to stone and kill us?
NU HAI: Why didn't you say anything?
Would it have stopped you?
No.
It might have stopped me!
We can't get back home? I didn't make my bed this morning!
The energy you used from the Wellspring to defeat Jindiao comes with a cost.
Mm. Pretty sure we mentioned that, didn't we?
ALL: No!
What you did was incredibly brave, but...
We failed. Yeah. We get it. But our families need us.
Heck, the world needs us!
You will have your chance.
Great!
In a thousand years.
Huh?
You four have made an enormous sacrifice.
I am sorry.
[SIGHS]
FAN TONG: At least it's a nice beach.
I hope they have sunscreen, though,
so my fur doesn't get too crispy.
Don't get comfortable, we aren't staying.
[GROANS]
[SOBBING]
We can't stay here. Jindiao is headed for the village.
I promised their parents they'd be safe.
You were supposed to protect them!
I know. It wasn't supposed to happen this way.
Leave Po alone. He's a good boy.
Li is right! Our son is a hero!
You better slow your roll, Grandma,
or cart here is liable to get crazy on your heinie.
If that grease wagon touches my heinie, I'm gonna kick that...
[RUMBLING] [BOTH GASP]
[ALL GASP]
That explosion came from the village.
Son, you're the Dragon Master. Can't you to stop him?
I don't have my hero chi anymore,
which makes me just another super handsome Kung Fu fighting panda.
I've got the same chi-boost from the Wellspring as you guys.
But Jindiao...
He's a god now.
Hmm.
A week ago we were just regular pandas
with no idea of our past and how special we are.
I knew. [CHUCKLES]
[YELPS] Oh.
Now we know we have a purpose.
To watch over the Wellspring,
the most powerful force for good in the universe.
Those four children sacrificed for us.
We can't give up. But we need a leader.
Are you sure you want me? I mean after what happened to the kids...
We all have our purpose, Po. Yours is it to lead your people.
Huh?
Then I guess I accept.
We still need to scale the mountain to the village without Jindiao noticing.
Which means the elevator is out.
I just might be able to help you with that.
Egg sack!
Okay, this is totally disgusting.
GRANDMA: Why don't your pretend it's an acting exercise?
You could be a fly, waiting to be eaten.
Ooh, I like that. Okay, what is my motivation?
To die. As quickly as possible.
Zhizhu. I need you to take this someplace safe.
I'm on it.
Stay down and out of sight. If we can catch them by surprise.
We have a chance.
I have a really good feeling about this, you guys.
[ALL SCREAM]
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
I will never trust my feelings again.
[LOUD SCREAM]
[LOUD GROWL]
[JINDIAO LAUGHING]
Okay, this is gonna be a little tougher than I thought.
[GRUNTS] But we can do this!
If everybody just sticks on my panda butt and follows me.
But not too close to my butt.
Because that would be weird.
[AL GROWLING]
[SLURPING]
Please remember to rake that X when you're done.
We like to keep a tidy beach.
Did you guys hear something helpful?
No, I didn't think so.
[LAUGHING]
We are digging our way out of here.
FAN TONG: Dig! Dig! Dig! NU HAI: I know this will work!
BLUE DRAGON: Any second now. Three, two...
[ALL SCREAM]
[SLURPING CONTINUES]
[ALL SCREAM]
[CHINESE SONG PLAYING]
[SCREAMS]
[LOUD SPLASH]
[SCREAMING]
[ALL GROAN]
[ALL SCREAM]
[CHUCKLES]
Ooh!
[MASTERS LAUGHING]
Glad we could entertain you.
Unfortunately right now back home
our families are probably losing their lives.
As we said, in a thousand years...
In a thousand years everything we love will be gone!
Blue Dragon, you were the Constellations leader.
You should understand. This is on me.
My friends trusted me. My village trusted me.
Please...
don't let me fail them.
It is not up to me, or any of us.
The Spirit Realm is a place of great power.
It would take an even greater power to find a way out.
This is your home now.
[SIGHS]
BLUE DRAGON: In time you will come to accept that.
[GRUNTS]
Hiya!
[SCREAMING]
Sorry!
Ooh! Diversion, diversion!
Twirl, twirl! Little red ribbons! Loop along!
And now I'm dancing and twirling around!
And you're all falling and I am done!
[GRUNTS]
[ALL GRUNTING]
[GASPS]
JINDIAO: You don't think you can actually win this fight?
[GROWLS]
Well, uh, yeah? I mean, kind of?
I mean, I was... I was hoping to.
JINDIAO: Good. It's always more satisfying when they fight back.
[PO SCREAMING] [JINDIAO LAUGHING]
[GROANS] Satisfied yet?
Coming in hot!
[GROANING]
[PANTING]
[GASPS]
[GROWLS] [YELPS]
Dragon Master I'm so sorry. I was worried you'd expired.
Why the long face?
Well, we're losing, buddy.
Those kids are going to end up sacrificing for nothing.
I'd give anything if I could just switch places with them.
Well, that's gonna be hard with them in the Spirit Realm.
Ooh, I got something brewing! It's either an idea or gas.
[STOMACH RUMBLING]
I'm gonna run with it!
You need to get me on Jindiao's back!
Ooh, your enthusiasm just made me shiver.
[CHUCKLES]
If I get too dizzy, I may regurgitate up some Water Deer on you.
Good to know.
Oh, yeah, I'm tasting dumplings.
When I say cut the line, cut the line.
Cut the line!
[GRUNTS]
[BOTH GRUNT]
[SCREAMING]
Is that Po?
MR. PING: Ooh, what is he doing?
You're his father, do something!
Well. You're his father too. And you've got wings!
Look at your village, Po. Look at it burn.
How does it feel knowing you couldn't save it?
Think you're getting a little ahead of yourself there, Jin-dork.
What are you doing?
A little move I like to call ska-doosh!
[LOUD SCREAM]
[ALL GASP]
MR. PING: Po! [ALL SOBBING]
MR. PING: I blame you.
[JINDIAO GROWLING]
[GROANS]
[COUGHING AND GASPING]
[PO SCREAMING]
[LOUD THUD]
Get off me, you porcine oaf!
Where am I? Huh?
You didn't. Not the Spirit Realm!
Oh, yeah! Don't want to rub it in
but check and mate! Sha-Booya!
You've been played!
YAOGUAI: Tubby Bear?
Hey, buddy.
So glad you're still here.
I finally got your tasty pic on the wall.
Air high-five.
[YAOGUAI GROWLING]
You left me!
You said you were my best friend and you left me!
True, but I came back. And I brought you a present.
It's Jindiao. The guy we both love to hate.
Jindiao not dragon. Jindiao bird!
Okay, well he was a bird, but now...
I've never seen this demon before in my life.
What? Liar!
Oh, that's not cool.
Tubby Bear not fool Yaoguai again.
Ow! That hurt!
[YAOGUAI GROWLING] No, no, no, wait! You don't understand!
I didn't leave you on purpose. It wasn't my fault!
Well, Po, I see you're busy. Enjoy your dumplings.
[LAUGHING]
Oh, geez.
[YAOGUAI GROWLING] [PO SCREAMING]
Why are we building a raft?
I am not spending eternity on this tiny beach with a bunch of geriatric heroes.
In their defense, they have kept themselves in good shape.
[SNIFFLES]
BLUE DRAGON: Beautiful, aren't they?
NU HAI: What are they? Fish?
No. They are spirits like you and I.
This is simply the form they have chosen to live in here.
Must be nice to have a choice. Wish my village had one.
Instead, they're going to pay with their lives because you gave your super chi
to four kids who had no business being heroes.
The fight is not over.
Yeah, I know, in a thousand years...
[PO SCREAMING] [GASPS]
That's weird. That sounded like... Huh?
[SCREAMING] Incoming panda. Make a hole.
[GROANS]
Where am I?
Blue Dragon! Am I glad to see you. Have you seen...
Master Po? Nu Hai!
[EXCITED CHUCKLE] [NU HAI SQUEALS]
The others, are they with you?
Yeah, bubba. We're right here.
Kids!
You're all okay!
[ALL GASP]
[YELPS]
I need to deal with this. Don't go anywhere.
Really great to see you guys.
I know that guy. I cut off his hand.
[GASPS] He's here for revenge!
I don't think he's here for us.
Okay, Mr. Fussy Demon, I get it,
I bailed and your feelings are hurt...
[STRAINED] Really hurt.
PO: Ow!
Master Po, how did you get here?
I ska-dooshed myself.
Ew!
It's a Kung Fu move, Fan Tong.
Why would you do that Master Po?
To trap Jindiao in the Spirit...
[SCREAMING]
Jindiao is here? Where?
He's running around the Spirit Realm trying to find a way home,
thanks to Tall and Toothy here.
I am very sensitive about my appearance, Tubby Bear.
Because of this I will no longer go easy on you.
Jindiao can't be allowed to escape back into our world.
We haven't fought an enemy in over a thousand...
A thousand years? Yeah, we heard you the first twenty times.
Master Po needs our help.
We will deal with Jindiao after that.
Why are we still standing here?
[SIGHS] That demon is so gonna remember I cut his hand off.
In the infernal pits of my youth friendship lasts forever.
I had dreams of our spawn shedding scales in the same fertile sump hole.
Dude, all we did was eat dumplings together.
We didn't even exchange contact info!
Hey, ugly!
I know you.
Great. So what happens next shouldn't be a surprise.
PO: Guys, don't worry, I got this.
[ALL GRUNTING]
[GROANING]
[GASPS]
[ALL GRUNTING]
[SCREAMS]
[PO GROANS]
[BOTH PANTING]
[BOTH GRUNTING]
Huh?
Guess he finally got a good whiff of my skills and took off.
[CHUCKLES]
You kids okay?
How do we stop Jindiao?
Glad you asked.
No idea.
Hey!
Uh, Former Dragon Master Po, good to meet you four.
Big fan. So, uh... Thoughts? Could Jindiao find a way out?
It has never been done before,
but with the power Jindiao now wields, yes.
It's possible.
Where would he go?
The Spirit Realm is defined by those within it.
There are no true boarders. He could be anywhere.
So we start looking and we don't stop until he's eating fist.
That could take forever. And without our hero chi...
BUNNIDHARMA: Do you forget where you are, Master Po?
Bunni?
This is the Spirit Realm.
It does not follow the rules of your world.
No matter what Jindiao has done,
here in the Spirit Realm you are still the true Dragon Master.
I'm sorry about what happened.
No need to be sorry. We all have our own path, Po.
Besides, I used to live in a cave.
Now look at this place! I'm ballin'!
Yesterday I ate something called pizza.
I know you've already done so much,
but I could really use your help one last time.
How do we find Jindiao?
[CHUCKLES]
You forgot the simplest rule of all, Po.
Nothing can change who you are inside.
Inside?
Nothing can change who I am inside.
[INHALES SHARPLY]
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
[GASPS] Whoa! [CHUCKLES]
Cool.
[WHOOPING]
Yeah! Here comes a dragon!
PO: Amazing! Sweet!
But I still don't know how to find Jindiao.
BUNNIDHARMA: He has your chi, Po.
Just follow its path.
[CHUCKLES] Let's go! Scabooyah!
NU HAI: No! Master Po, please!
Take us with you!
Why are you just sitting there? You have to help him!
It is not our place, or our time.
Are you saying what I think you're saying?
What are you talking about?
The Universe has chosen you. It is your time.
You are the ones that must defeat Jindiao.
We don't have any flippin' chi anymore!
Yeah, Jindiao took it, remember?
Then we will give you ours to fight him.
But know this.
If you are defeated here in the Spirit Realm,
your journey ends.
There is nothing beyond this realm but darkness.
We already died once. How much more could twice hurt?
A lot?
What? It's a legitimate question.
This is your wish, to make this sacrifice, no matter what the cost?
If the roles were reversed, you four would do the same.
I believe we made the right choice
when we chose you children.
Although, I dare say, you aren't children anymore.
Perhaps we will meet again. I hope it is not soon.
[ALL GASP]
Whoa!
[ALL GASP]
Did the Constellations just...
NU HAI: Yeah. They made their sacrifice.
Now it's up to us.
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]