Stop throwing tantrums!
Enough of this already.
Start already.
Here drink water.
Let’s go brother.
Okay.
Thank you.
How do I get in?
From the other side.
Where to my precious?
Typical, see a girl and start slobbering!
Stop salivating, taking her to meet Mangu Sir.
First day, first show.
Really?
At our place?
By the way, you can call me Jassi.
That’s a lovely name
Mr. Jassi.
Mister?
You don’t have to be so formal.
You can call me Jassi but my parents named me Jasbir.
-But after the partition-- -No, no, no.
Jassi.
Jassi’s better, short, sweet and cute.
-Really? -Truly!
Why don’t you drive the car in reverse today?
-You’ve spoken after my heart… -Look ahead and drive you idiot!
Finish your work in advance.
Fine.
Murder?
No, I haven’t murdered anyone!
Correct!
Stick to the story.
No really! I’ve not committed murder.
Absolutely correct!
Neither have I.
Brother?
Have you actually murdered…
One, two, three, four.
Four people… smashed their head
with a hammer.
and chewed up the ass of two others!
But that’s what they say.
I swear on you,
I’ve done nothing!
Do something about this slump mother.
How will we survive?
Brother?
May I come in?
Sit.
Have you...
ever done it before?
No, she’s a virgin!
I mean…
it’s her first time.
but she belongs to a good house, and dances like a dream!
From your village?
Yes… no!
I found her in the train, on the fourth seat.
What happened was...
Her house was washed away in the floods.
And where’s her family?
They were in the house…
so they got washed away…
She survived only because her breaststroke is excellent!
Now if she’s to live, she’ll need to work!
Your salary...
will be 40% of whatever the customer showers on you,
I keep 60%.
If I like your work, I’ll accordingly give you an increment.
Do you have insurance?
Insurance?
See, you need to understand.
Like in Rakhee’s case, the doctor’s bill
was bigger than the size of her fracture.
Bloody thief!
It's a costly business.
So,
if you fall or break… not my responsibility
but while you work here, no one will dare lay a finger on you
that’s my responsibility!
Mother’s blessings!
What’s your name?
-Her name is… -Have some.
What did you say your name is?
-Name? -My name...
My name is...
Monica!
Just Monica!
Nice!
Did you see the cash?
Did you see the gun?
It hasn’t been used in a while! Mangu’s given up all that!
But he can take it up again!
What a stupid idea, why didn’t you stop me!
-Don’t shake! -I am not, it's moving on its own.
Look, just tell him I got cold feet and ran.
I ran away.
Then he’ll make me perform instead!
Now that we’re in,
lets ride the waves.
Let me check.
Sweet lime?
I told you Monica eats only oranges while fasting!
But no problem,
she’ll eat this today,
works Moni?
Yeah.
Brother?
Do you remember, back in the 9th grade?
When we stole our final exam question papers?
Then too, we were this scared,
but did we get caught?
No,
but we flunked that year!
You’ve stuffed an orange on one side and a sweet lime on the other?
Fine, go ahead.
Turn me into a fruit salad!
Come.
Come, let's go.
Just do as I’ve told you…
Newcomer!
Debutant.
Hi, Monica!
So sorry.
-Come. -Hey!
Is she Rajveer’s sister?
No! Why?
She looks just like him!
Identical face!
Seven!
Each person has seven doppelgangers out there in the world, right?
So, would you call your other six lookalikes, your sisters?
Churan! He's right, I’ve heard of the same theory.
But who’s Rajveer?
Is he smart? Churan,
introduce us!
Bye.
Don't run your mouth.
Shiva, please forgive me! It’ll never happen again!
Forget it, who cares?
Tell me, how are you?
Hey, come here.
-What’s going on? -Satish’s plantation.
Why?
He was caught stealing! Now, big brother will
turn him into a flowerpot.
-Flowerpot? -He basically…
No Shiva! No!
I’m leaving…
No wait, it’s a daily routine!
Come on.
Churan.
There’s still time, let’s run!
Drink up!
-But-- -Just drink it.
Go ahead.
Enough!
You’re up, good luck!
Gentlemen! Welcome to a lovely evening
at Apsara bar!
Rakhee ruled your hearts till yesterday.
But from this day onward...
Hey.
-What’s the new girl’s name? -Monica.
I present to you
a new and priceless gem
from our treasure trove.
And her name is...
Monica!
Hey, c’mon dance!
Come on dance!
Dance... Dance!
Dance with all your heart! Dance!
Dance!
Good, just stop right here.
God have mercy.
My friend!
Change the spring of your seats buddy, it’s scaled my ass!
It’s time for me to change.
Goodnight, Ms. Monica!
Is this your photo on the ID?
Yes, sir.
Any news of Monica?
Why? Is she your sister?
Do you want a passport, or should I send you back?
-I want it sir. -Good! Monica!
Sir!
Third person since this morning.
Everyone seems to be worried.
She’s one of a kind for sure!
Right, him...
he’s the cab guy you called to meet.
Hello sir.
Yes.
Tell me...
Does Mangu have a partner in Dubai?
Really?
How much do you think he’s invested?
I’m not sure, but I heard they’re making a club sandwich together.
Club sandwich?
The investors have an oil well.
I see.
Yes, Dubai…
But why are you telling me this?
She called me Mr. Jassi.
I was in love with her.
But she betrayed me?
Forget it, sir.
Call me when you need something.
Mine are bigger than this!
-My skin will itch with this! -I see.
This looks good.
Are you mad? It’ll dent my chest if I was to hug anyone!
Is that so?
Aren't they a bit small?
If you drop this in Lokhandwala,
we’ll have to go till Bandra to search for it!
Give it.
Give me the other one.
Feel them.
-These are great. -Aren't they?
Ok, great.
Why’d you get three?
He was selling one for Rs. 40.
I bargained and bought three for Rs. 100.
One’s extra!
Pervert!
That’s for good luck!
You’re cheap!
You’re jealous!
Monica turned out to be an ATM bro!
If your dad finds out, he’ll retire.
I was thinking...
Let’s tell Chandani.
Why not?
The love story will be yours, but the ass will be mine!
Don’t even think about it, what if she tells Mangu?
Not here! Go pee inside!
It doesn’t feel the same inside!
We’ll get caught!
I feel incomplete without seeing these red, yellow moth balls
swish around in my piss.
You have weird kinks!
Monica!
Please come.
Come.
Sit here, next to me.
No sir, I don’t drink!
With me?
First time? Just for me?
Don't think of it as alcohol...
think of it as medicine…
and drink it.
Sip it slowly if you like.
May I go now?
Easy now.
Let me finish my drink too.
What’s the rush?
After 21 years.
I’ve felt like having a small drink today.
The last I drank
was at this bar’s opening,
with my wife Sulakshana, who passed away.
She inaugurated this bar.
Cut the ribbon. That day...
and today!
I drank a lot!
Let’s have another drink…
Not for me…
I’m a bit buzzed…
A little more?
30 ml?
28 ml then?
A small one.
Make a 60 ml then.
60 ml.
That's good.
Cheers.
Phew!
You’ve...
brought good luck to me.
Ever since you walked into this bar,
it’s seen good days.
There’s an investor from Dubai.
He’s interested in partnering with me.
To open a bar.
A 4-storey bar.
Are you ok?
Do you...
know what I’ll name the bar?
Read it.
That’s what I’ll name it.
Monaco?
Monaco Bar?
Monica! Monica!
Monica Bar!
Monaco!
Monica!
M.O.N.A.C.O.
Monaco!
So, what have I written?
You’ve understood right?
Good.
The investor will be here day after.
I’ve arranged for a special night… Monica night.
Let’s get him so drunk and happy,
that he leaves behind four camels and two oil wells in your name.
Guaranteed!
You understand my dear?
Do you?
Let’s go man!
She can’t keep everyone waiting, just because she’s getting a bar.
Churan will get her.
Please don’t start! Sit at the back!
The front seat is reserved.
Bulbul!
Get the car…
Monica’s coming with us today.
Brother! Brother!
Don’t bother sir, Jassi will drop her.
Can I drop her?
-You sure he can? -Of course!
-Hey Bulbul! -Yes brother.
Jassi will drop us.
Why don't you drink some more?
You idiot.
Motherfucker, keep your eyes on the road.
Play some music at least!
It's good.
Give it here.
Brother! My phone!
I want to say something…
This locket.
M for Mangu.
M for Monica.
M for my good luck charm.
I should...
I just want some sleep…
What did I come here to become and what have I become!
Why?
Not having fun?
Isn’t this what you wanted?
I’m an actor!
Not a bar dancer!
What difference does it make?
Money…
Fame…
You’re getting it all.
You should thank me.
Go on! Say it!
I should?
I should thank you?
You exist because of me!
And not the other way round!
Who cares!
All these people...
All of them...
are crazy about Monica.
Who?
Rajveer?
Make some noise for Rajveer!
I’ll become Rajveer again…
Son of a bitch!
The number you’re trying to reach is currently unavailable…
Another day gone by.
Something’s not right!
Monica ate up your business.
Doesn’t that make you angry?
Tell me?
A bar will open in her name,
but not even a beer bottle will open in yours!
How does that feel?
Jealous?
Business always has its ups and downs!
No...
Wrong answer.
Khandekar!
Why you little...
It’s illegal to beat up somebody so bad!
Really?
Now you will tell me
what is legal and what is illegal?
Sir, I’ll tell you…
Khandekar!
How was this found at your place?
Must have been lying in my make-up kit sir.
Monica had this habit of putting things here and there!
I have that habit too,
of putting my baton here and there.
Should I?
Look.
You brought Monica here.
How do you know her?
I found her on the fourth seat of the train!
Khandekar!
Truth is that her house was washed away in the floods,
along with her parents.
She survived only because her breaststroke is excellent.
Now if she’s to live, she’ll need to work!
What do you take me for?
A fool?
An imbecile?
-Tell me? Khandekar! -No, sir.
Take that mad guy out.
-It’s his turn now! -I’ll post all of this on Facebook.
Oh, go right ahead.
Feel free to do that!
Lingapalli will be the first one to give it a Like.
Shut up! But what you’re doing is wrong!
-More! Sunita! -He is my friend sir.
-Lock them away! -Wait a minute, sir!
-Wait! You can't do this! -Sir, listen to me!
I will chat with them in private.
Take them away.
I am Monica sir!
I am Monica sir! Please let them go, they’ve done nothing wrong.
I’m Monica!