I am Monica sir!
Please let them go.
What are you saying Rajjo?
-That's ridiculous. -He’s still high from last night.
He is speaking nonsense.
So, you’re Monica?
Yes sir.
I am Monica!
I see.
Sir?
If he’s Monica, then I’m the Commissioner!
And I’m Mohammad Rafi!
Sir? Sir.
Sir, he’s lost it!
It’s his first time in jail, he has a very delicate heart
Yes sir, just like softy ice-cream!
Sir, just give me a...
I think he’s freaking out, out of fear of you, sir.
Should I try? If you can give me two minutes alone with him.
He might tell me something.
Khandekar.
Yes, sir.
Monica’s murder? What are you doing?
Don’t say Monica…
Say Draupadi.
Fine, Draupadi…
But why did Draupadi go to meet Khurana...
I mean Dushasan in the first place?
She was quitting this drama, right?
Bloody Shakuni!
Ok, but what happened that night?
It was all under control till Khur…
Dushasan. Dushasan.
Drove Draupadi to a deserted alley, under the pretext of a narration.
It was all going fine...
It's ok, calm down.
The moment Draupadi insisted on going home, Dushasan…
Tell me quick before I slap Draupadi!
He put his hand in her underwear!
But...
Did Dushasan manage to catch hold of anything?
Hey red head.
-Your two minutes are up. -Yes sir, we are done.
-Leave now. -Ok sir.
Dushasan tried raping her, but Draupadi slapped him hard.
-But after that when-- -Hey, drama queens!
-Do I look like Bhishma? -No, sir.
-Then leave already. -Yes, sir.
Tomorrow is day two.
By then, if they haven’t found any evidence against you…
they’ll have to release you.
Till then stay quiet!
Are you leaving or should I set up the adjacent cell for you?
Leaving sir.
Right away, sir.
See you.
-Don't you know what that means? -Such a horrible plan...
Did he say anything?
Tell me?
No sir.
He’s totally lost it!
His mind isn't working.
I think it’s lack of sleep.
Let him get some rest. We’ll see you.
-Hey! -See you sir.
I grew up on the streets sir.
If I wanted to kill someone,
then I met many bastards who would have been dead already.
Believe me sir, we don't know where Monica is.
I swear.
Let's go.
-What? -I will be leaving too sir.
Khurana what’s the status on the work I gave you?
The script is ready sir.
-Is it? -It’ll be a super hit!
-It’s the story of a bar dancer. -I see.
Who later in life, starts her own political party.
-A political party? -Yes.
But sir,
I’ll need a little more advance payment.
Elections are round the corner.
This is all you’ll get.
Just this much?
-How? -Forget it.
-No, no, wait.
Ok, we’ll manage!
-We’ve finalised a lead actress. -Really?
Monica!
She’s a real bar dancer.
And what a dancer!
Look!
Nice! Pandit ji,
can you face read please?
Excellent!
If she joins the film then
your luck will open as wide as a car’s boot!
-Sandy got her to sign yesterday. -Sir, listen to me…
-There’s a small-- -Hang on.
-One more thing. -Yes.
Dhaval son, you’ll act in the movie, right?
-Yes, I will. -Good.
If Dhaval wants to meet Monica in private,
I can arrange for that.
I want to say something… there’s a small issue…
Ok done, and that’s the final amount for the advance payment.
Thank you, thank you. Regards, Pandit ji.
Regards.
Thank you sir. See you Mr. Dhaval.
Bye uncle.
-She is good right? Did you check? -Yes, she is.
Fucker, I’m trying to set it up and you’re getting all upset!
Bark now, what is it?
Mangu said Monica’s not for sale!
What are you saying?
What do you mean Monica’s not for sale?
What are we going to do?
I have another option, see…
I don’t want another option!
You’ll get me killed. The financer will back out...
Now either get me Monica or get yourself another job!
Dreaming of being a director, fuck face!
Stop dreaming about Monica guys.
She’s not available, go tell Khurana!
This small mentality will never let you make it big in the city!
Mangu may not want it,
but we’re not his slaves, right?
I am!
And you’ll continue licking his ass all your life?
You didn’t come here with a dream to work at a dance bar, right?
Look here Churan.
I will make a film.
And with Monica.
Now you decide whether you want a break in it or not.
Think about it, once it’s a big hit,
your name will be plastered everywhere.
Churan Salon.
Churan’s Make-Up Institute.
Churan this and that!
You’ll be called Allahabad’s Hakim Ali.
Hey Churan!
Book yourself on the train back to Allahabad!
You don’t have it in you! Keep licking his ass!
The bundle feels smaller!
Yeah, I sent a new fridge back home.
They’ll start suspecting, you’re sending gifts too frequently!
I’m just making up for all the lies.
When will this get over!
Churan honestly,
I’ve started hating men.
And Rajveer too has disappeared somewhere!
Want to work as Khurana’s leading lady?
Do you ever hear what you say?
No harm in meeting them once. I’ve read the script, it’s nice!
I’ll hit you with my slipper!
You made me read children’s books for you
and you’re telling me you read a whole script?
Look at me?
You’ve already set something up?
Why is it a problem? Think about it...
Two brothers enjoying ourselves in a big vanity van!
-It will be so much fun. -Fuck off!
Enjoying ourselves…
Stop screaming and practise Monica’s voice. Ok?
Go to hell! You and Monica’s voice!
I want to be an actor!
How much does this actor whine!
Easy for you to say! You’ll leave after my make-up,
and I’ll be left juggling Khurana!
If I become his leading lady once,
I’ll have to wear a bra-panty for the rest of my life!
Just drink this man!
Monica ma’am are you ready?
They just don’t stop, one after the other!
Where’s my wig? Give me my wig.
It's over there. I’ll handle them.
Idiot.
Finally! I get to relax.
Rajjo, it would’ve been so nice, had you sent an inverter also.
You scared me!
What’s wrong?
Aren’t you worried about Rajjo?
Now what? He’s doing so well.
So much money and so soon?
Suju, I think my line about the zero’s
really inspired our son.
Not really!
I think he’s in the wrong company.
Of course you do.
Underworld.
He could’ve joined Dawood’s gang.
Suju, Dawood lives in Dubai!
Please stop watching these rubbish shows on TV.
He’s not capable of wearing his underwear straight,
don’t think they’ll keep him in the underworld.
He must’ve gotten a commercial or something, it pays well I’ve heard.
Have you seen this commercial or something?
Let’s look for it, once the electricity is back.
Wow!
You’re leaving home on such a small disagreement?
Great! Now I’ll enjoy the TV all by myself.
You’re leaving, not me!
Suju… no... I won't...
this is unfair!
Go check on him.
Ok fine, I’ll go.
Haven’t been to Mumbai in a while…
I’ll go check on him also.
You’re going on a mission, not a holiday.
Don’t start drinking when you reach there!
This is just great.
First you took me to Mumbai to fulfil your dreams,
nothing came of it.
But when he’s finally doing well,
you’re sending me back there, to spy on him.
That’s just too much!
Whenever shit goes down between mother and son,
I feel like a toilet paper stuck in between!
-So, you’re saying… -If you like her, go talk to her.
Why should I? Not like there’s a dearth of women out there.
Really? But you can’t take your eyes off Rosy when she’s dancing.
No, we had a moment
and I thought she was dropping hints.
Behave.
Let's go.
Monica ma’am!
I want to say something…
-What is it? -No, no, no.
Please Mr. Jassi. Let’s talk later.
I’m late already!
Me too… already!
J for...
Jassi!
Mr. Jassi.
Baby, please listen to me.
You think I’ve nothing better to do?
Chandani!
I said I am sorry!
Are you Batman?
What are you so busy with every night?
Why don't you pick up your calls?
I’m telling her!
I don’t know about her, but I’ll cry!
-Don’t be stupid! -Tell me if you found someone else.
I won’t beat the shit out of you, but daily, don’t make an ass of me!
No, there’s no one else! It’s just you! Just you…
It’s just you…
Ok, I’ll take an off today.
Meet me tonight and let’s talk face to face!
-Move. -Ok?
You can’t make it tonight either right?
Hello?
-Now shut up... -Have you gone mad?
What is your problem?
Why are you trying to ‘The End’ my love story?
I’d rather that ends than us!
-Sit quietly now. -Look Churan.
I’m the one who said no to Khurana, don’t take your anger out on her!
I will.
Her love means everything to you, and mine?
You’re willing to risk everything by telling her
but you won’t meet Khurana even once, for my sake.
If you like sweet candies so much, then suck mine instead!
You’re such a pervert!
You’re only thinking about yourself.
Can you imagine how she feels?
Anyway, you’re a born loser.
Insult?
I’ll beat you so bad that your flat eyes will puff up!
Since childhood, I’m the one who’s beat your ass red,
now you want to get beaten up by a girl?
Oh! You’ll beat me up?
Yes, I’ll beat you up!
You think this will happen for the first time in history today?
Say sorry, or else it will!
I’ll take your wig off
and hide the bottle of gum. Then you can keep trying to fix it.
That’s only when you’ll get up!
I’m used to that now!
-Say sorry. Yes, you will. -I won't. No, I won't.
-Period problem. -Dance practice.
Dance period.
Come here, you little...
-Monica, what are you doing? -Chandani?
Rajjo?
You are Monica?
Then Monica...
What the fuck is happening….
Baby, baby, please listen to me.
Yes, we’ll leave you, but please promise you won’t scream.
Let’s just strangle her.
Baby don’t scare us man!
Leave her… Let go.
Rajjo?
Hey Shiva!
Do something about the water!
Hey!
Thank you, God!
Imagine if he’d come to take a dump.
Seven doppelgangers, huh?
Should I give you a tight slap?
Why did you lie to me?
I didn’t want to go home like a loser!
And whose brilliant idea was this?
And what would you do if Mangu found out?
You were our only worry…
bloody snitch!
What a weirdo!
You guys go ahead, I’ll see you later…
Where are you going?
I know him.
Don’t worry, you guys go ahead.
Ok, then, see you around.
You’re looking damn hot!
Jassi!
Today’s, yesterday’s,
pending, future…
all debts cleared. Count it!
This is the total amount!
Our accounts are settled now Ikka Seth!
Will take your leave!
Hey Churan!
Double or quits?
No! Leave it!
I wanted to sleep with a girl once in my life!
Me too!
Sandy!
Monica’s agreed.
Congratulations.
May I get some advance?
Yes, a little bit is fine.
-Cheers! -Cheers!
Congratulations sir!
The deal is done.
Very good.
But Khurrana.
Dhaval wants to meet Monica personally.
When can you arrange it?
Very soon. How about tomorrow?
-It’s Monica Night. -Great!
Arriving in India tomorrow.
When can we see Monica perform?