Mr. Dholakia.
Look at her,
she’s Miss Sanpada 2019.
Beautiful, what a body!
When Dhaval and her come together,
they’ll look like Ranveer and Deepika.
Lord Iguana’s predictions are never wrong.
Once he’s predicted the future, that’s it…
It must be Monica!
Take my suggestion, let’s forget about Monica.
She’s been throwing tantrums ever since we signed her up.
There are so many pretty faces in the market, look at them!
-Sir... -Go ahead.
Do you see this?
This black thing?
Saturn?
Screen damage!
Warned my son so many times,
“Don’t watch videos while coming down the stairs,” he wouldn’t listen
and fell…
-Your son? -No! The tablet and it broke.
The tablet broke?
No, my son’s hands.
Now it’s broken and just useless.
Your son or the tablet?
Both!
Now I’ll warn you as well,
you want to make a film, please go ahead,
but the lead should be Monica.
We need Monica.
No Monica… no film!
I’ve announced it on TV.
I won’t back track now.
You have four days,
convince Monica.
But why only four days?
The film’s press launch,
we’ve decided on an auspicious time for it.
Right Panditji?
Very auspicious!
No but Mr. Dholakia…
Pandit ji, you try and explain…
Greetings Mr. Khandekar, you are early today!
Where will we find Monica?
We’re fucked!
It’s all your fault, you unlucky shit!
-My fault? -Yes!
I’d asked you to check the quality of her underwear.
Did...
Did any boy come to this room?
Or was Monica the only person here?
Sir.. Only Churan.
Should we look for Monica’s duplicate?
Are we out buying Nike shoes?
Fuck face! Thinks that he’ll get a duplicate!
Idiot.
Hello?
Hey Khurana!
Good morning!
Nothing’s good about this morning sir, everything’s bad.
I thought,
let me improve your morning…
your Monica...
is alive.
Alive meaning?
You found Monica?
Not her,
but news of her.
It’s a case of kidnapping,
Mangu got a call.
And Mangu‘s convinced?
-Yes, he... -Long Live Durga!
I’m telling you,
Rajveer is responsible for all of this,
don’t let him go!
I’ll decide that.
Right? Hey, Khurana...
I’d told you a story
about the tiger and the deer,
you remember who you are right?
Yes, sir.
I’m the deer sir.
That's right.
Then why do you forget?
I’m there because of you,
please save her. After that,
I’ll do whatever you say.
-Good. -Please.
Ok, I’ll go now.
Monica’s been found!
Thank you sir!
Sandy, they found Monica!
They found Monica. Listen now,
let’s stay close behind.
And the moment we see Monica.
Let’s grab her.
Let's go. Long Live Durga!
Try this now…
-Enough… -Go on...
try it!
This we’ll serve on the ground floor.
And this… for those that drink DSP, Teachers…
This is for them.
-I ate that. -You ate it?
And this...
Try it. It’s nice.
This
is for the top floor,
where Monica will be performing.
It looks good.
It looks very interesting.
Bashir, there’s a small problem.
Monica’s not keeping well…
She is ill.
-Sick? -Yes, sick.
Feed her dates,
and then watch her perform!
Big brother understands…
how will you start work without an advance payment right?
Big brother has a sharp mind… he eats dates!
I’ll take your leave now.
We’ll meet in four days.
With the remaining cash.
Big brother thinks
it’ll be auspicious to hand the cash in Monica’s hands.
Make sure she’s there.
Hey!
Did you send me this message?
You can delete it,
it’s not for you.
He’s big brother’s ex-partner, we ran into losses because of him.
You can delete it.
Don’t do this…
You can delete it.
I’ll chop her finger off and send that too!
Damn.
Mangu’s asking for a video of Monica.
I told you, he’s not an idiot!
Now where will we get a video of Monica?
A video…
What?
No!
No.
Jassi…
No!
No.
Bro, I know I’ve done a lot of stupid things,
but all for you.
Just one video
and Mangu will be convinced.
Will you piss on our childhood friendship now?
You are the one whose pissed…
all over my fate.
Don’t even think about it!
Speak up!
My dear Mangu,
I’m very happy.
And well taken care of.
Please don’t worry about me…
I’m very well taken care of.
And I won’t change my statement after being released either.
Linga, I’ve been quiet so far only because you are family.
But I think, you need to be transferred to Chhattisgarh.
Where you can feed your peas
to the Naxals.
I give you two days,
then I’ll take my gun out of the safe.
My dear Mangu,
I’m very happy.
And well taken care of.
Hey... Khandekar!
-Yes sir? -Come here.
Here, take a look.
Wasn’t the exact same calendar
at Monica’s place too?
-Yes! -Right?
Loks likes both the Kidnapper and Monica are believers of Durga.
Sir tea.
It’s very late, I’m leaving.
I’m leaving too.
I can’t watch anymore.
May I change too?
She’s left her purse behind again!
I'm coming.
Oh, Rajjo’s dad!
This late uncle?
How rude!
Have you forgotten all your manners after coming to Bombay?
Move aside. Move!
Rajjo’s not home,
he must be on a shoot, right?
Yes uncle.
It’s a rat!
He’s a pet. He visits daily around this time.
-A rat? -Yes.
Go get two glasses…
But uncle, I don’t drink…
Get them!
I don’t drink.
Cheers!
Son.
There are some things
that a father can share
only with someone else’s son…
No uncle.
That...
friend I met…
What was it...
Monica?
Yes, her…
Did you find out anything about her?
No uncle!
I see.
She dances like a dream.
Back in college,
I used to sing very well.
-Really? -I’ll sing for you…
Not today uncle!
I have an earache since morning.
I don’t want to miss the finer notes in your singing.
No problem.
Cheers, bottoms up!
Youth is like a wild horse…
when it’s raring to gallop,
you’re scared of mounting it.
Right?
And
by the time you’re ready,
it’s stopped galloping.
Understand?
No Uncle.
Forget it,
you eat peanuts
and make me another peg.
Monica!
Oh my Darling!
-Uncle? -Yes.
May I say something?
Monica’s a lot younger than you!
You want a slap?
Tell me?
Listen,
I’m not interested in her.
I...
I see Sujju in her.
my sweet,
feisty, naughty Sujju…
Sujju from the college days.
Ok uncle,
now good night!
Come I’ll drop you.
-Come. -Ok let’s go…
Hey!
You...
You’re a good lad.
A little mischievous,
but white like bond paper.
White and clean!
Good!
I need to go pee.
I'll be back.
Uncle!
Why don’t you quench the thirst of some plant outside.
What nonsense, who waters plants at night?
-Actually the bathroom… -Leave me.
I have to go urgently!
Idiot.
Stop holding me back!
There’s no light!
You need to shift.
Don’t ever cheat me,
cause my trust in you is a lot.
This heart is a seeker, for your affection it’s fought.
I see nothing, if I can’t see your face,.
What can I do, my love for you is a lot!
Monica…
Good job!
Hey!
Rajjo’s Mummy!
Nice bungalow!
I’ve brought you some ladoos and pickles, take them!
But why did you come so late,
did you win a flight ticket in some contest?
To meet your new darling,
Monica!
Monica?
-Who Monica? -Don’t pretend!
The effect she has on you, you’ve started calling to say good night?
What are you saying Sujju? Churan’s listening!
Let him!
He’s not an outsider.
Where’s Rajjo?
Shoot.
Come with me to the bedroom, I need to talk to you…
Bedroom?
There’s just one room?
And the bathroom, is that inside or outside?
It's just...
Aunty, why don’t you talk in private?
I need to go to the loo!
-Churan listen… -I need to go bad…
Who told mom about Monica?
First I thought you called me Monica by mistake.
It’s a good thing I checked with Churan later.
Cause you’re such a smooth operator!
I thought aunty would just scold uncle
and he’d never bring up Monica again!
Sent you to straighten up the son,
but the father himself has gone stray!
Lower your volume please…
Whatever I do goes wrong!
She’s only a dance artist...
What artist? What dancer?
Let me explain.
The bar at which Churan works,
doing make-up for the dancers,
she’s a dancer at that bar!
This is what Churan does?
Your father will die if he finds out Churan…
I swear I’m not having an affair…
I’ve seen her only once.
And what can I do, if I saw you in her?
Do I look like a bar dancer to you?
Is this that witch Monica?
No, I’m Chandani.
Oh my God!
I forgot my purse, so came back to get it.
Chandani, they’re Rajjo’s mom & dad.
Mom and dad, this is Chandani.
-Greetings Aunty, Uncle. -Bless you.
-Where are you dragging… -You continue.
To the bathroom!
Where did they come from?
What are you doing? You’ll get a sprain, I’ll …
-No thanks! -Sujju...
Churan!
I left my career for a husband like you,
I would’ve been a famous heroine otherwise…
Let it be!
You were the fourth dancer in the fifth row,
Only your hands could be seen in the camera.
Famous heroine.
I’m the one who is tired
of eating only egg plants that you cook every day.
-Ok, then you cook next time. -Rajjo.
Tell them the truth and end this now.
What do I tell mom?
That my father was showering money on me?
Why are you bringing up things from 25 years ago?
Ok don’t tell,
anyway divorce is a very normal thing today. Just saying.
Chandani please!
Why are we talking about a divorce?
I didn’t even talk to her!
My BP is rising, I might get a heart attack.
You won’t have a heart attack, ask me why?
Why?
You’ve found a vitamin for your heart!
I’ll strangle her,
let me see how she wishes you good night!
Churan, are you taking me to her, or should I go myself?
Mom!
-Rajjo? -They have a pet rat.
No dad, it’ s me!
Rajjo?
You’re in the bathroom?
Uncle…
Aunty…
Rajveer wants to say something to you.
You should sit down first.
I’m coming out,
don’t get scared , it’s me…
I am Monica.
Rajjo?
You’ve been lying to us for six months and
dancing at a bar?
What?
And no one…
Not even dad realised that it’s you and not some Monica?
Really?
You’ve done it son!
You’ve become a fine actor,
far better than me!
Didn't you?
You really look like a girl.
Churan, you are an excellent make-up artist.
Sorry dad,
I was meaning to tell you,
just couldn’t muster the courage.
I’d said brown.
Don't you know the difference between brown and black?
Who puts a black border on a yellow saree?
I said I’m sorry!
If I wear it and go outside,
people will think I am a bloody auto rickshaw!
As long as they don't put your meter down, it's ok.
You’ve ruined my mood completely, now you enjoy yourself!
Laxmi, come sit here.
You don’t want to celebrate our
anniversary over something so small?
What? Come.
So small?
Ten years you’ve been promising me.
“Next anniversary, we’ll celebrate it in a new house.”
Forget that,
we still have to split a dish of Chow Mein when we eat out.
Mangu brother was right about you!
Then go to your brother’s house!
Why are you still here!
Sudha, time for bed dear.
When they’d come with her marriage proposal,
I should’ve sensed Mangu’s ulterior motives,
he wasn’t really thinking about me.
And now he is
threatening to transfer me the ass!
Brother!
She arrives…
He leaves.
He arrives…
She leaves.
Never together .
Lingapalli...
Happy Anniversary!