And no one figured anything?
No Aunty, no one!
And there was a line of lovers…
I told you,
I saw a glimpse of you in Monica.
Churan?
Chandani also dances with me at Apsara Bar, how’s the dal?
Oh!
I was wondering
why she looks so familiar!
Ice-cream.
Uncle some salad?
Sorry,
for disturbing your
family dinner,
should I come back later?
Ok.
Oh, these are Rajjo’s actor friends?
Please come in.
May I?
Your costumes are so real!
They look exactly like the real thing.
Looks like you’ve come straight from a shoot…
because you have so many people with you.
You’re right.
We’re all side actors…
and your Rajjo
is a hero.
Rajjo is the hero?
Come please sit.
Thank you.
It’s Rajjo’s.
This...
Durga Ma, printing press, Allahabad?
Yes, I’ve gotten these printed.
We have a printing press in Allahabad.
Rajjo, you didn’t gift your friend a calendar?
No, I don’t want a calendar.
I want a plate.
See?
Have some…
Enough… That's enough.
Lingapalli says thank you!
Lingapalli!
Such gravitas!
So are you from the hero’s side or the villain’s side?
I’m…
in the grey area.
Where there’s pickle, there's me.
Please take some…
Wow.
-There’s magic in your hands… -Thank you.
By the way.
Your son is an excellent magician too.
Magic? You’ve never shown us.
You’ve not shown your parents?
The two-in-one magic?
Two-in-one?
No, he hasn’t!
Where you transform
from Rajjo to Monica?
You know about that?
Churan, you said nobody realised.
Sir...
Should we get ice-cream for dessert?
Let’s go out and get it.
Yes, strawberry.
-I’ll come too. -Hey!
Shut your mouth
or else I’ll lay out your aces, kings and queens right here.
Bloody stoner!
What are you saying?
Your son
is not a good actor,
he’s a good criminal!
Criminal?
He was locked up.
-Jail? -Jail?
For Monica’s murder…
-But he’s Monica-- -I’m aware
That’s why I ‘ve released him
When I met him for the first time,
I knew right then,
he’s not capable of murder.
I waited.
For the the pieces of the puzzle to come together.
He may have made a mistake.
But my son is not a criminal,
he’s an actor.
Actor?
He acted out Monica’s kidnapping…
He’s demanded 25 boxes
from Churan’s boss, Mangu.
Boxes of what sir?
Sujata, one box means one lakh!
-25 lakhs? -Yes.
I told you he’s joined Dawood’s gang.
So, this is where the money came from.
No mom, I’ve earned that money from my clientele.
Clientele?
When did you become a villain from a hero?
Aunty, it’s all my fault.
Shut up both of you!
What had you come here for, and what have you been doing?
Mom, that’s not why…
Hey villagers!
Did Mangu call back
or should I dial him up?
Sir, one more actor.
Welcome! Welcome.
Mumbai’s new don!
Welcome.
Sir.
Let us go please.
We promise you won’t spot us miles within Apsara Bar.
You can lock me up, I’m not safe outside.
Mangu will turn me into a hanging garden.
Even a TC forgives you the first time.
Please sir.
-Khandekar? -Yes.
Arrest them.
Sir, please give us one last chance!
Please get us out of this situation.
We’re from good homes sir!
Sir please one last chance.
They made a mistake sir.
-Sir, please. -Khandekar…
Ok.
Call Mangu back.
And don’t ask for 25 lakhs.
Ask him for 50 lakhs!
You take half...
and I take half.
But if you act smart,
I’ll lock you all up.
Think about it.
Deal or no deal?
I’ll tell you the plan tomorrow.
Thank you for the food, madam.
It was delicious.
Lingapalli
says thank you again.
Khandekar.
What?
Go on, distribute free calendars!
Rajjo?
I’ve decided.
Who is that Changu?
Mangu.
Yes, I’ll talk to him.
No dad.
I’ll finish what I’ve started.
And tomorrow once this is over, I’ll return to Allahabad.
I don’t want this illicit money.
Don’t worry I won’t get a penny from this home.
Then, I’ll take his share too…
Don’t even think about it, he said penny, not notes.
Talk about jumping the gun!
Should we call Mangu then?
What’s this?
You’ve brought the money in Rs. 100 notes?
You idiot!
This money is for the kidnapper, not for the bar.
How will this shut now?
You shut it!
Yes, hello?
Hello?
The ransom has doubled.
It’s 50 now, not 25!
50?
Have you come for my wedding?
-I won’t give it! -You won’t?
Mangu sir…
Hello? Monica?
Monica, you’re ok right?
Tell me? Hello?
Yes, don’t worry about me.
50 is a huge ransom amount, don’t pay it!
That’s what I was thinking…
What’s the maximum they can do…
Should I chop her finger off and send it to you?
Should I?
Hello? Monica!
-Hello? -No, please don't.
Ok, I’ll give you 50! Done! I will give it to you!
Don’t you dare touch her!
There’s a small problem…
What?
Will notes of Rs. 100 do?
You don’t want to leave your dream and head back, right?
Tell me,
when this is over tomorrow,
will you come with me to Allahabad?
No.
I’m fine here.
Why?
I want a family too, but...
my home is here.
I pray you and your family leave safely tomorrow.
Really? Why?
Am I not family?
Look! the first one is green.
What’s the point?
When we want it, we never get it, when we don’t want it…
What? They’re asking for 50 lakhs?
So greedy!
So,
what have you decided?
Are you going to pay up?
Money is nothing.
I’ll earn it back.
There’s one Monica, I want Monica back…
I heard
there’s a demand for her
all the way to Dubai?
Does your partner know
that she’s missing?
Does he?
Brother.
You hide everything from Lingapalli,
but he’s still willing to help you.
Tell me.
Do you need me to do anything?
No, I’ll handle it.
You heard?
Now they’re asking for 50 lakhs.
-50 lakhs? 50? -Yes.
The deal’s going down today.
So...
What have you decided?
Sir… how do I...
What are you drinking ?
Karela juice.
It’s good for circulation.
For circulation?
For circulation, there should be blood in the body too,
but you’ve sucked out mine.
Where will I get it from?
Reduce the amount. I can’t.
Ok.
-What do you mean? -Half.
Half?
Ok done!
Half right?
Will half a Monica do?
Khurana?
You want the upper half?
Or the lower half?
A weird time for you to be funny.
No one is going to help me, I’ll have to arrange for it myself.
Where will I get 50 lakhs from, I can’t!
Dholakia called.
For?
To discuss the security at the film launch.
-I see. -I told him...
I’m ready.
But is Khurana ready?
Khurana?
It’ll be fun to watch,
how you release a film without its lead?
Sir, you...
It’s good for circulation.
-Hello sir? -Hello.
Yes.
What’s the plan?
Listen to me carefully…
Mangu is ready with the money.
Ask him to reach the location.
There will be three garbage bins…
What is our son making us do!
Hold the broom properly, you really don’t know how to be in character.
My character holds the broom like this, is it a problem?
It wouldn’t be if you’d ever helped at home.
Hey, stop, stop.
How much is the gourd for?
International look…
Whatever! I hope that bastard Lingapalli has fuelled this up.
I hope so…
Hello? Yes, dad.
Son, are you sure Lingapalli said three?
There are five bins here.
There are five?
Rs. 60/ kg is very expensive.
Tell me the price for half kg…
Dad, what are you doing?
Hang on I’ll call you back…
Call Lingapalli, he’s saying there are five bins there…
How? Tell me?
-Five? You’re sure? -Yes.
I’ll reconfirm and call you back…
Yes, confirmed.
There are three clubbed together and then a set of two.
Ok sir, there are three together and then a set of two,
so total five.
Patil, you can’t even count correctly!
Ok, listen there are three right?
Good, so the one in between.
The middle one between the three.
Ok, the middle one between the three.
Ok uncle, the middle one between the three.
Ok listen, there are a total of five garbage bins.
Not in the first or the second.
The last three bins, put the money in the center bin.
Ok…
The moment you reach the garbage bin,
an auto will pass you by…
Monica will be in it. After you put the cash in the bin...
You will wait there.
That’s where you’ll find your Monica.
Is this any time to buy tomatoes?
I was getting them cheap, so I bought it, no appreciation…
Look...
Phone!
Yes dad?
The garbage truck took away the middle bin.
They took it?
But how…
Take away one from three, there are two left, right?
No sir, one has reduced now there’ll be four!
Ok, undo everything.
Undo everything we discussed.
Let’s start fresh. Let's restart.
Now, the first bin of the remaining four.
The first bin of the remaining four.
But from which side?
Going from Andheri towards Jogeshwari,
the first from that side.
Going from Andheri towards Jogeshwari...
Make tomato chutney out of it…
Now all this in Allahabad. Here comes the car!
Which one is Mangu?
I've reached.
Hey sweepers!
You Clean India Mission!
Which side is Jogeshwari?
I know!
Stop asking questions.
Hello?
Listen up, Mangu’s here.
Ok.
Mangu’s come.
I’m standing here,
show me Monica,
I’ll put the money in the bin.
Can you see an auto approaching from ahead?
Go closer.
Your Monica’s in there.
-Mangu! -Monica!
I'm coming!
I'm coming to save you.
-Don’t come closer! -Don’t touch her.
You said give 50… I have! Now you give Monica.
-Get in. Get in! -Mangu!
I’ll make a flowerpot or else…
Hey! Come back here! Hey!
Shiva, get the car!
Bulbul start the car.
Drive faster!
Lingapalli’s plan will work right?
It should!
You are cheating me?
He’s closing in, drive faster!
What are you doing, we’ll lose them!
Why are you driving at a speed of 20?
You idiot, I’m a make-up man, not an auto driver!
I won’t leave you…
He’s lost it.
Monica! I’m sorry… it fired by mistake.
Take a left…
Lingapalli said take a right.
You sure he said right?
There they go,
take a U-turn.
He is coming! Mangu!
-Monica! -Hey! Stay away!
Monica! Hey!
You guys go back and get the cash, I’ll handle him.
Hey!
Why are you parked in a no-parking zone? Go to the hotel.
Rajveer and Churan?
They’ll come directly,
have explained the plan right, now leave or you’ll be fined.
Come on, go.
Let's go!
Is that a water pistol?
Hey! Come back here!
Don't touch her!
You take Haridwar, I’ll take Rishikesh.
Our bodies will burn far apart,
I don’t even want your soul to linger close to me.
Hey fucker!
-Mangu! -Hey!
Monica!
I can't get tired.
-Mangu! -Monica!
Monica!
Take a left, get on the road.
Lingapalli is waiting for you, I’ll deal with him.
Deal with him, you’re mad? He’ll kill you! Just come with me.
Nothing will happen,
I’m about to do something right in life for the first time.
Now go, I’ll follow. Go!
Listen to me, If I’m saying come then just…
You don’t know your brother,
if I get down to it, I can digest the seed along with the mango.
Now run! Go! Run!
Go!
That's good. Thank you.
Now run, go.
Your time is up.
Cash or your hand?
Tell me.
What will it be?
He escaped...
the fucker.
Monica’s disappeared too.
It’s a good thing
you got hold of the money…
Money’s gone.
I told you keep an eye on it.
The garbage truck showed up
and took it away.
Idiot!
I told you to be vigilant…
Motherfucker!
So?
Now what?
Back to pavilion?
Prayagraaj?
Yes sir.
This Monica story is also over,
so thinking I’ll head back.
I see.
So,
you don’t want to be a hero?
That was mom’s dream.
I couldn’t fulfil it…
My mom had a dream too.
I should become a nice man.
I couldn’t fulfil it either.
You have another opportunity.
Upstairs in a room, your family, your money… it all awaits.
Go.
First floor, first door on the left.
Enjoy.
Stop!
Not here.
Complicated, if someone’s watching.
Sir, Churan…
I’ll send him too. You go ahead.
You are not as bad as you think.
Why isn't Rajveer here yet?
And what about the money?
What’s the chaos for?
Why are there so many photographers outside?
Ma’am press launch.
Ok.
Come in.
-Sir? -Yes?
I know about Mangu’s 50…
but I don’t understand Khurana’s 25…
Khandekar.
What have I always told you?
Eat peas!
It sharpens the mind!
One more thing, sir.
How did you manage to separate Churan from Monica?
They’re joint at the hip.
-Khandekar? -Yes.
I told you.
Eat peas!
Khurana’s composed a nice song.
The film will be a super hit, what say?
It’s a hit
and Mangu will never know who made an ass of him.
For twenty years,
he’s handed me a cheque in the presence of my wife.
Today Lingapalli has given him a checkmate!
Shh... quiet…
Shut up, ok? Yes?
Hello?
Laxmi?
There’s good news.
You should...
start preparing for a house warming.
No, really!
And this time no road side diner.
See you.
Who is this?
I heard Monica’s become a movie star?
Who’ll dance at our bar now?
You?
Brother.
Someone’s played dirty with me…
I can play too.
They don’t know me.
I guarantee I’ll bring back the old Mangu now.