Mom, hurry up. I'm getting late for tuitions.
Are you getting late for the tuition or to meet that w***e(?)
It was not my mistake, Dad.
Manju asked me to stay back in the school, that day.
I didn't know what she was up to.
Yes. As if you were born only yesterday(!)
And your milk teeth are yet to fall, right! (?)
Stop accusing my boy.
He's so handsome.
No wonder girls hit on him.
Straighten up, my dear.
Oh, Mother India(!)
Have you prepared breakfast for me...
...or should I go out and eat some junk(?)
Go, ask your daughter Shanu to cook some breakfast.
She's weeping in her room for no reason.
Weird family.
["Tum Aaye To Aaya Mujhe Yaad" Playing]
You know that...
...the manager of Ashoka Talkies is my friend, don't you?
Look, dear.
No one will be bothered that there were seven girls.
They will only gossip that the girls were with three boys.
This town would have made it impossible for us to live here.
You are a good girl, aren't you? This is for your own good.
Come on, get up...
...and make your dad tasty breakfast.
Come on, get up.
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[alarm ringing]
[moaning]
[door bell ringing]
The maid is extremely punctual.
Tell her that your husband is going out of station.
And he needs the dosage for three days(!)
You can get your dosage anytime you want.
But I won't find another good maid like her.
Thank God I found her as soon as we shifted here.
Do you remember we had a problem finding a maid in Hapur?
I don't want to think about Hapur.
Listen.
Hello, ma'am. I'm not late, right?
[Pushpa coughing]
You're home.
- Should I get water? - I'm not thirsty.
Did you hear this?
Guruji told her...
...that her husband shouldn't touch even a drop of water for a month.
I'm not omnipresent like your Guruji.
Whom did he say this to, who shouldn't touch, whose drop?
Well... Snehlata...
Guruji told Snehlata...
...to keep her husband away from water for one month.
That means he shouldn't touch even a drop of water for a month.
Only then he will be saved from that w***e.
You women are unbelievable.
You buy everything that the Guruji sells. Snehlata!
Pushpa...
...deduct Rs. 50 from Nand's pocket money.
He's giving discounts to his girlfriends(!)
What's wrong?
Are you hungry?
Two rotis are left. Shall I serve it with butter?
Feed him and make him as strong as a bull.
- He neither studies nor works. - Shall I get it?
Dad...
...I'll do it.
What? Are you going to work at the store?
No, studies. You were absolutely right.
If I study well, I don't have to work in your store.
Very good.
- Dad, I need a small favour. - What is it?
Arrange a tuition for me and I'll top the class.
Nice. But you already go to private tuitions.
Well, you better do it.
He's in 11th grade now. It might affect his 12th scores.
- I'm not going to waste my money. - Get it done.
If he fails to score well, he will blame us for that.
Think a bit about your old age.
Do you want some milk?
All right. I'll talk to the teacher in person.
Let's go then.
- You mean now? - Yes.
Physics, chemistry, bio.
- Does this teacher teach all three? - No, Dad.
- Then? - English.
You b*****d, you want English tuitions.
You sing that despacatito the whole day anyway. Let's go back.
Dad, without English, I won't be able to do well in any of the exam.
Ma'am is quite good in teaching English.
Learn English from your phone.
I'm not giving you the tuition fee. Let's go.
Who learns from the phone, Dad?
You. Who else? Will your father do it?
- Hello, ma'am. - Hello.
I'm here to talk about my son's tuition.
- Tuition? - Yes.
He needs good English to do well in his exams.
It's very important, you know.
Yes, Dad.
Pushpa.
Stop saying my name.
- Tell me what it is. - What do you want me to say?
Why don't you tell me...
...what you discussed with that w***e?
She's not a w***e. She's Nand's teacher.
You were the one who asked me to talk.
Now, I'm telling you there's no need for any tuition.
He's in the 11th grade. He needs tuition.
Otherwise, it might affect his 12th scores.
[Pushpa] 'Really?'
How come you have money all of a sudden?
If he fails to score good marks...
...he's going to blame us for that.
Are we not going to think about our old age?
Stop repeating my dialogues.
Guruji was absolutely right.
This dangerous w***e...
...is going to ruin the whole city.
Stop talking nonsense.
- Have food. - I'm not at all hungry.
Pretty soon my thirst will be quenched(!)
From tomorrow, I'll be visiting her for tuitions.
You will be jealous daily. Soon there will be fire(!)
Trust me.
If I see you around her house...
...I promise...
...I will move back to Khatauli.
Listen, dear...
...I swear on you.
I won't go there...
...not even in my dreams.
My husband went to meet her regarding Nand's tuition.
Yes.
That's what I'm scared of.
I'm too confused.
[door opening]
Ma'am.
Ma'am?
- Nand? - Veera?
Dad!
Stop right there. I can't let you in.
- They placed an order. - Ladies have asked...
- ...not to send men inside. - What do I do with this?
I'll take one...
...distribute the rest in the kitchen.
HUNTING DOWN SHANU PAPPU TIWARI
RAHUL BTECH SHARMA OF THE BANK
PROFESSOR KALIYA CONTRACTOR BATRA
Six victims in three months.
Six names are confirmed who have done it with that teacher.
Six or seven?
Have you not included Snehlata's husband?
You better worry about your husband, Sushma.
In every wedding, your husband goes around...
...misbehaving with other women, grabbing other women by their waist.
Really? All right.
You are not stopping your husband...
...who has such a roving eye on women.
Instead you're pointing fingers at mine.
I'm just pointing fingers.
Your husband always points something else(!)
- Look, what she's saying! - That's it.
This is the reason why we women are doomed.
No unity. Everybody's lost in their own world.
Ms. Pushpa, please tell us what to do.
- You must agree to what I say. - Sure..
-[Pushpa] 'Spying.' -[Sushma] 'Spying?'
Yes, spying.
Everyday one among us...
...will monitor Shanu's house.
We'll keep an eye on who enters her house and at what time they leave.
And the most important thing...
??
If you see any one of our husbands...
...entering Shanu's house...
...you have to inform us immediately.
So that we can catch that w***e red-handed...
...and put an end to her act.
You turned out to be very smart.
Everybody gets smart when it's a question of survival.
Please get something to drink. My throat is drying up.
Waiter, what happened to the refreshments?
Oh, Lord Ram... - What happened?
Add another name to that list.
- Whose name? - Veera. - Veera?
- Are you sure? - Even women?
This witch won't spare anyone.
[Nand] That was the first day of my tuition.
'And I was imagining...'
...make out sessions with ma'am.
Please sit down.
Hello, ma'am.
So, tell me, Nand? - Yes, ma'am. Nand.
Why do you want to learn English?
Because...
You don't have reason?
No, ma'am. That...
Ma'am, because this...
Ma'am, I want to speak English like you. That's all.
You mean you want to talk in English like I do.
Yes, ma'am. That's my reason.
Good reason. Let's start.
This is a diphthong.
- Diphthong is a... - 'Dipthong.'
- Diphthong. - 'Dipthong.'
- Diphthong. - 'Thong' I can pronounce.
I know what a 'Thong' is.
Ma'am, actually my father owns an undergarment shop.
So, thong I know.
- Hello, sir. - Hello, 'Do Bhai'.
I'm going to take a shower.
Let's eat after that. Continue...
'Shanu ma'am's husband made me realise one thing...'
'...that any young man with determination...'
'...can woo any hot girl in the world.'
Sir, can I have some more sherbet?
A*****e, you've already refilled it ten times for 10 rupees.
I'll let you put your stall in the school next month.
While you're sucking on this, Jogi took away Rupali.
I don't care, s**********r
I can talk to Rupali tomorrow in the school...
...but this ice pop will melt away.
- Look there. - Don't disturb me.
Come on, take a look.
What is Shanu ma'am teaching you?
You have completely transformed in four days.
Thanks, bro. Appreciate it.
So what's the plan?
Idiot! He's our friend Nand, right, s**********r!
Baby, say hello to Nand version 2.0.
If I was a girl, I would have given you some(!)
I know.
Were you able to impress Shanu ma'am?
I'm going to impress everyone.
I'm going to kill it, just watch me.
[Priyanka] 'Hi, Nand.'
One minute.
- Hi, Priyanka. - Hi.
- You look good. - Thanks.
So any work you have?
No, I was...
I was...
I wanted to fill a form online.
I am not able to do it.
I was thinking, tomorrow, if possible after tuition hours...
...if you can come to the internet cafe. - Yeah.
- I'll do it. - Thanks.
It's okay.
- Nand, let me touch your feet. - Get away from me.
Dude, any guy who goes to the cyber cafe with a girl...
- ...doesn't come back without a kiss. - All right...
- Come on, give me a hug, dear. - Careful.
What are you doing here?
Well, what are you doing here?
You're too old to play hide and seek.
You will get a tight slap from me. Why are you going there?
- Tuition. - Tuition? - Yes.
- Oh... - Can I go now?
- Or do you want me to stay? - Get lost.
So tell me Nand...
...have you understood active and passive voice now?
- Yes, ma'am. - Okay. Let's see.
The monkey is climbing the tree.
Is this an active voice or a passive voice?
A-Active voice?
Correct, but speak with confidence.
- Confidence. Done. - Okay. Now...
...tell me what will the passive voice of the same sentence be?
A tree is climbing on a monkey.
- No. - I know, ma'am. I know.
You know you're very funny and very smart.
If you put a little effort you can top in every subject.
Thank you, ma'am.
Tell me, what's your favourite subject?
Now? English.
- No. Tell seriously. - Computer.
Well, enter your Aadhar number. That's it.
We are done with your form.
It's done.
- Press the enter key. - Oh, yeah.
Thanks.
Well, you're quite smart.
Thanks. Shall we go now?
We've still got five more minutes.
What do we do?
Whatever you want.
Priyanka, tell me something.
How can a boy know that a girl is interested in him?
She will give him small hints, you know.
Like...
...a girl complimenting you.
Or laughing at your jokes.
Or touching you like this every now and then.
- What's wrong? - This is a hint, too.
I'm a girl. I can't kiss you first.
So, the love is expressed through anger.
[Nand] We guys are d*******s.
With so much of courage the girl shared her true feelings.
But we...
We are lost in our dreams instead of living the truth.
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