Really, ma'am. We are so lucky.
Your daughter came into the family as our daughter-in-law.
Stop it, ma'am.
She has inculcated the ethics of both the families.
Let's see how our daughter-in-law turns out to be.
Hey! Why, Mom? Shardul selected the girl, right?
You even met her.
Yes. I've met her and I also know her.
Thank you.
Mom.
Why were you talking about your daughter-in-law in front of everyone?
She works in a call centre.
- She goes to work wearing short dresses. - So?
Who knows what she does after leaving the house!
Shardul keeps going to Bangkok due to his work.
Who knows what he does there?
He is a boy. He is allowed to do anything.
Well, that's how men are.
Unless they get to relish the outside food...
...they can't digest the homemade food(!)
Even your Naveen stays out due to work.
Doesn't he do anything?
Keep it in the fridge.
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Yes. Everybody does it.
What, Ms. Pushpa?
It's so hot and you are serving us tea.
Order for a cold drink.
Manju, you are bothered about the cold drink.
And here the men are having fun with that whore.
Sister, are you trying to say...
...that men don't do anything after leaving the house?
Yes... They do but when they are out of town.
Whenever my husband goes to Delhi...
...he gets a massage done.
As if I don't know where the girl touches him while giving the massage!
That's fine.
But over here, in our town, under our noses...
...someone else is giving pleasure to our husbands!
I can't tolerate that.
What is the use?
We even tried spying on her.
- But we couldn't catch hold of anyone. - Just once...
Once we catch hold of someone...
...I swear on Goddess Chandi...
...I will drag that teacher out of her house by her hair.
Why, Ms. Pushpa? Is your husband on the list too?
[Manju] 'Oh, okay...'
Nand is taking tuitions from her, right?
Why? Did she teach him something too?
Nand you've already apologised a hundred times.
There is no need for all this.
Yes, ma'am I know.
But this is not a sorry.
This is a thank you.
-What is this? -Soan papdi.
Well, thank you.
-Can I give you a tip? -Hmm?
The next time you gift someone, know their tastes and likes.
Don't you like Soan papdi?
Who doesn't like it?
That's called assumption, Nand.
And assumptions do no good.
So, d********r. What are you learning these days?
Tell me.
What should I say, d*****d?
Did you measure?
You dumbfuck, I go there to study.
Yes. Hero Nand has turned back to brother Nand.
Idiot, you were saying...
...that you'll make Shanu ma'am the mother of your future children.
What happened? Did you make her your sister?
Listen to me.
Let me do her if you're not getting any.
Rupali is taken anyway.
And nobody else cares about me.
Buddy, I am fine with anything.
And when the girl is elder to me...
...I love it.
Bhalla.
You don't need Nand's recommendation.
The rate at which Shanu ma'am is getting laid...
...you just have to spread your legs and stand...
...and your number will automatically come.
You dickhead!
Do you have an asshole instead of a mouth...
...that you shit every time you use it?
Dumbfuck, she is your teacher.
And above anything, she is a woman.
Does anyone have something more to say about a girl?
Start buying food from your own money.
Okay. Now, a clause is the most basic unit of grammar...
...containing a subject and a predicate that is a verb.
So, for example...
..."Nand studied" is a clause.
There are two types of clauses.
Independent and depen...
Nand.
- Nand. - Yes, ma'am.
- What happened? - No, ma'am. Nothing. Just...
You had fight with Vipul.
You know, ma'am?
You know, students think...
...that we teachers don't know what's happening in the school.
[Shanu] 'But that's not the truth.'
I know you fought with Vipul regarding something.
Is that why you look troubled?
Yes, ma'am.
Ma'am, I'm not able to understand what's happening in my life.
I don't like what Vipul says.
I'm not able to concentrate on studies.
And now, even Priyanka is not talking to me.
Hmm...
Well, Nand, I think you are ready for a lesson.
Mister, stop.
Okay. I'll see you in school tomorrow.
Okay, listen. Get those tops. Bye.
Mister, is any other system available?
Priyanka, talk to me for just five minutes and then I'll leave.
Tell me.
Look, I'm an asshole. Yes. I'm a stupid.
And I don't think before I speak.
But I know one thing very well. Honesty.
Honesty is very important in life and in relations.
Do you know there is nothing more sexy than the truth?
Huh?
What happened?
Can't a teacher use the word "sexy"?
Look, Priyanka. I like you a lot.
And I do have a little feeling that you too like me a lot.
You can use the word little.
Okay. You do like me a little.
And I know that I've hurt you a lot.
I also ignored you. And I'm so sorry for that.
You have already apologised to me before.
I am the one who's mad to forgive you every time.
Don't forgive me this time.
Don't forgive me at all.
But I just want to tell you one thing.
Tell me.
Everyone at this age thinks...
...to have an affair is the most important thing.
But two people having respect for each other...
...is more important than having an affair.
If you respect, I don't know about the affair...
...but there will be a genuine friendship.
You'll get a lifelong friend.
No matter how much we fight...
...one thing is for sure.
That is, I have always respected you...
...and I'll keep respecting you.
Friends?
Anyway, you carry on.
[Nand whistling]
Mom, why are behaving like a Ninja in the house?
I haven't seen you whistle like this.
Why? Can only your cooker blow a whistle? Can't I do it?
- Okay! - Hmm.
What are you sniffing? I don't drink beer.
Hmm.
Come, sit.
Sit down. Sit.
Tell me.
Where were you?
- Tuitions. - Which one?
- English. - At Shanu ma'am's?
No...
There is a tea seller in front of her house, right?
Today I had been to him for tuitions, Mom!
Stop this nonsense.
Are you trying to joke around?
Mom, you know everything.
Then why are you enquiring?
- Enough. - What?
Enough of your tuitions.
You don't need to go for English tuitions anymore.
- Huh? - What huh?
Did you forget Hindi while learning English?
Don't you get what I am saying?
- But, Mom. - Nothing doing.
Mark my words.
No more tuitions from tomorrow.
- What happened at Nand's house? - Not at his house, but in the class.
- Yes. - You don't hear anything I say.
Are you alright?
Yes, I'm alright. What will happen to me?
No. I mean... Does Meerut seem fine to you?
Yes.
- And class? - Classes are going good.
I enjoy. The students are good. They are smart.
But you know, my husband doesn't stay at home much.
He has a travelling job, you see.
Yes.
-'Don't do this, dear.' - Stay there...
Stay there. Okay. Now speak.
Why don't you say something?
Are you dumb?
Hey, Nand. Listen to your mother at once.
Okay! Here you go.
No...
Your dad will get whatever you ask for.
- Do you want a motorcycle? - What are you saying?
- Stay quiet! Motorcycle? - Mom, you know what I want.
- Tell me if you are ready to agree or else... - No...
Okay, fine.
- Go to tuitions. - Are you sure? - Yes.
- Put the knife away. - Back...
Put the knife away. Put it away.
[phone ringing]
What happened to him at this hour?
- Yes, tell me. - Were you sleeping?
No, you d****d. I was playing cricket.
[Nand] 'Do you want to play?'
- Listen, that... - Are you drinking beer?
Yes, buddy. I went way too far talking shit.
[Vipul] 'You know that there is no filter in my mouth.'
Whenever I open it, I speak shit.
So, sorry.
Even I hit you for no reason.
[Nand] 'I am sorry too.'
And listen.'Apologise to ma'am.'
Sure, buddy. Sure. Anything for you.
[Vipul] 'I'll apologise to ma'am first thing in the morning.'
There are two more beers. Will you come?
No... Dumb-fuck.
I created a ruckus at home today.
My parents will bury me if I irritate them more.
Don't get drunk.
- Okay.-[Nand] 'Good night.'
- Mom. -[Pushpa] 'Yes.'
Aren't you sleepy?
Yes, that...
You are asking me to sleep after creating a ruckus.
What's the matter now?
Why do you want to go to Shanu ma'am for tuitions?
Mom, Shanu ma'am is a good teacher.
And I'll become something if I learn from her.
That is what I'm tensed about.
Mom.
I am your son.
And I won't do anything wrong.
I promise.
- Really? - Yes, I promise.
Okay. Go to sleep.
- You too go to sleep. - You sleep.
[Nand] 'Ma'am, check these clauses once.'
- Hmm? - 'Clauses.'
Here you go.
Ma'am, this...
Usually it's given while apologising or thanking someone, right?
And you'll scold me when you check my homework.
Actually, even I wanted to thank you.
Vipul had come today.
He kept apologising profusely for a long time.
- I'll take one more. - Hmm.
Can I get a glass of water?
What is it, kid?
Are you lost?
M-Ma'am?
What is this ma'am?
I am not a ma'am, dear.
I am Rasbhari. Kiddo.
- Dear. - Ma'am. - My precious.
It is time for you to be a man, kiddo.
Ma'am, today is Tuesday.
We'll do it tomorrow for sure. Tomorrow. Okay?
No matter if it's a Tuesday or a Monday, kid...
...one cannot refuse rain from falling!
And I haven't even done anything yet.
Ma'am, I can't do this.
Do you know whom you are saying no to, kid?
I make royals forget their royalty.
They call me Rasbhari.
I will leave you perplexed once I touch your lips.
My intoxication is like that of jimsonweed.
Victory to Hanuman who is the ocean of wisdom and virtues.
Victory to the king of Monkeys who is illuminating three worlds.
Victory to Hanuman who is the ocean of wisdom and virtues.
- Victory to the king of monkeys... - You're the messenger of Rama.
You are also called by the names ofAnjani Putra and Pavana Sut.
Oh mighty valorous one, of terrific deeds.
Cure my bad mind, oh companion of those with pure mind.
What, kiddo?
Will you scare me with Hanuman Chalisa?
No...
- You think I'm a ghost? - No...
- Come on, kiddo.
Enough of this hide and seek. Come.
Ma'am, I will be a sinner and you too.
"Why couldn't I do it? I got to know this later on."
"I was still thinking..."
"Why couldn't I do anything..."
"...when Rasbhari came in front of me who I was waiting for so long?"
"Was I shit scared?"
"Or was it my respect for ma'am?"
"Or was it the teachings inculcated in me by my parents?"
"What was the reason that I lost the chance of losing my virginity?"
"I was soon going to get the answer."
[door knocking]
Who is it?
[Pushpa] 'Open the door. It's me.'
What is happening?
Nothing. What? What's supposed to happen?
Where had you been?
I had been for tuitions.
Tuitions? Where are the books?
Books. They're outside.
No, there are no books.
There is the bag and also the key of the scooter.
But I couldn't find the books.
Yes... They're there.
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