ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
Kids: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
( louder ): AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
* OH...
* WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? *
* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
* ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE. *
* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
* IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH... *
* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
* THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH. *
* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
* READY? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
( laughs heartily )
[Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION ( plays airy tune )
and NICKELODEON]
Squidward: HURRY UP WITH THOSE CHAIRS, SPONGEBOB!
IT'S AFTER CLOSING
AND I'D LIKE TO GO HOME.
( phone rings )
I GOT IT.
I GOT IT! COMING!
HELLO.
SORRY, SIR, WE'RE CLOSED.
AHOY, THERE!
KRUSTY KRAB-- HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
PIZZA? OF COURSE WE HAVE PIZZA.
UH, MR. KRAB...
OUR DELIVERY SQUID WILL BRING IT RIGHT OVER.
MR. KRAB, WE DON'T SERVE PIZZA.
WE DON'T DELIVER.
WE DON'T DELIVER, BUT Y DO.
CAN'T YOU JUST GET SPONGEBOB TO DO IT?
GREAT IDEA!
TAKE HIM WITH YOU.
THAT'S NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND.
FRONT END, CHECK.
ANTENNA... CHECK.
BUMPER... CHECK.
BUMPER... STICKER-- CHECK.
( in high voice ): TIRE PRESSURE...
( buzzing )
CHECK.
VEHICLE INSPECTION COMPLETE.
WE'RE REALLY MAKING HISTORY HERE, SQUIDWARD.
THAT LUCKY CUSTOMER IS GOING TO GET
THE FIRST KRABBY PATTY PIZZA EVER!
GOOD, THEN YOU DRIVE.
I CAN'T-- I'M STILL IN BOATING SCHOOL.
COME ON, SPONGEBOB, IT'S JUST AROUND THE CORNER.
WELL, YEAH, BUT...
JUST DO WHAT YOU DO IN SCHOOL.
WELL, OKAY...
WAIT, DON'T TELL ME.
BACK IT UP.
HUH?
BACK IT UP.
RIGHT-- BACK IT UP.
( gears grinding )
( moans )
BACK IT UP!
OKAY, OKAY.
SHIFT INTO REVERSE, SPONGEBOB.
REVERSE-- OH, YEAH, REVERSE.
HUH?
BACK IT UP!
( tires squealing )
GIVE ME THE WHEEL, SPONGEBOB.
GIVE ME THE WHEEL!
BACKING UP, BACKING UP...
( voice jiggling ): BACK... ING... UP!
( both yelling )
SpongeBob: BACKING UP, BACKING UP.
( engine clanks and backfires )
BACKING UP.
WELL, YOU BACKED UP.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
I THINK WE'RE OUT OF GAS.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?
WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!
AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE ELSE?
I THINK THE PIZZA'S GETTING COLD.
AND THE PIZZA'S COLD!
OH, THE PIZZA'S COLD.
NOT THE PIZZA!
OH, HOW COULD IT GET ANY WORSE?
WELL, WE CAN STILL DELIVER IT ON FOOT.
Squidward: * OW, OW, OW
SpongeBob: * THE KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA
* IS THE PIZZA * OW, OW, OW
* FOR YOU AND ME * OW, OW, OW
* THE KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA * * OW, OW, OW
* IS THE PIZZA * OW, OW, OW
* AND MY FEET ARE KILLING ME.
( groans )
SPONGEBOB, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
IT'S AN OLD PIONEER TRICK.
I SAW IT IN A MOVIE ONCE.
SPONGEBOB, THIS IS NO TIME FOR...
SHH! IT'S WORKING!
WHAT IS IT?
TRUCK! 16 WHEELS!
( engine rumbling )
NOW I CAN SHOW YOU
HOW THE PIONEERS HITCHHIKED.
( whooping and hollering )
( spoons rattling )
( whooping )
CRASHIN', FRASHIN' BREAK DANCER!
( horn blasts )
HE'S STOPPING, HE'S STOPPING.
( honking )
* THE KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA IS THE PIZZA FOR YOU AND ME *
* THE KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA IS THE PIZZA WE DELIVER-Y *
* THE KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA IS THE PIZZA VERY TASTY. *
WILL YOU LET GO OF THAT STUPID PIZZA ALREADY?
I CAN'T!
IT'S FOR THE CUSTOMER!
WHO CARES ABOUT THE CUSTOMER?
I DO!
WELL, I DON'T!
( gasps )
SQUIDWARD!
LET GO OF THAT PIZZA!
NO!
( grunts )
OW!
SPONGEBOB!
LET GO OF THE PIZZA.
NO! IT'S FOR THE CUSTOMER.
SPONGEBOB!
LET GO OF THE PIZZA!
WHOA!
SPONGEBOB!
( Squidward yelling )
HANG ON TO THE PIZZA!
( both yelling )
( Squidward grunts )
HEY... HEY!
WH-WHERE'S THE ROAD?
WE'RE DOOMED!
OH, HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET HOME?
WHICH WAY DO WE GO?
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW?
THERE'S NO ROAD HERE.
I THINK TOWN'S THIS WAY.
OH, DON'T TELL ME, JETHRO.
THE PIONEERS?
THAT'S RIGHT.
MOSS ALWAYS POINTS TO CIVILIZATION.
THAT WAY? THAT WAY THERE?
SO, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
YOU THINK THAT WE SHOULD GO THAT WAY?
YEP.
WELL, THEN I'M GOING THIS WAY.
HUH?
SQUID! WAIT!
TRUST ME, I KNOW WHERE I'M GOING.
* THE KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA *
* IS THE PIZZA ABSOLUTIVALLY! *
( mouthing percussion )
* PIZZA...
( mouthing drum sounds )
* PIZZA...
( with soul ): * KRUSTY KRAB...
* PIZZA
* IS THE PIZZA, YEAH
* FOR YOU AND...
* ME!
( hoarsely ): * KRAB... PIZZA
* FOR... YOU...
( mumbling incoherently )
SPONGE, WE'VE GOT TO EAT SOMETHING.
I HEARD IN TIMES OF HARDSHIP
THE PIONEERS WOULD EAT CORAL.
( gobbling )
NO, MAYBE IT WASN'T CORAL.
( spitting )
MAYBE IT WAS SAND; NO, NO-- MUD.
GIVE ME THE PIZZA!
WAIT, I REMEMBER NOW-- IT WAS CORAL!
GIVE IT TO ME!
NO! WE PROMISED
IT'S FOR THE CUSTOMER.
YOU'RE RIGHT, IT'S FOR THE CUSTOMER.
YEAH.
MAYBE WE BETTER CHECK ON IT--
MAKE SURE IT'S OKAY.
WELL...
JUST A PEEK.
OKAY, IT'S FINE.
NO, I THINK I SAW SOMETHING.
OH...
NO-- I WAS WRONG.
LOOKS OKAY.
SURE IS A FINE-LOOKING PIZZA.
YEAH!
WHAT'S THAT?
IS THAT THE CHEESE?
( dreamily ): YEAH...
AND THE PEPPERONI?
YEAH...
OH, LOOKS GOOD, HUH?
WAIT A SECOND!
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO, SQUIDWARD.
I'M NOT LETTING YOU EAT THE PIZZA!
GIVE ME THAT PIZZA!
NO!
DON'T MAKE ME TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU, SPONGEBOB.
GET AWAY!
GET BACK HERE, SPONGEBOB.
GIVE ME THAT PIZZA!
NO!
SPONGEBOB!
NO!
SPONGEBOB!
NO!
( panting )
WAIT.
NO!
I WANT THAT PIZZA
AND YOU'RE GOING TO HAND IT OVER
ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.
LOOK, WE'RE SAVED!
SURE, WE'RE SAVED.
NOW GIVE ME SOME PIZZA!
NO, REALLY, SQUID.
WE'RE SAVED!
WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT!
( to a conga beat ): * SAVED, SAVED
* SAVED, SAVED, SAVED, SAVED, SAVED, SAVED *
* SAVED, WE ARE SAVED.
THAT'S JUST A STUPID BOULDER.
IT'S NOT JUST A BOULDER...
( sniffles )
IT'S A ROCK.
( sobbing ): A ROCK!
IT'S A BIG, BEAUTIFUL OLD ROCK.
OH, THE PIONEERS USED TO RIDE THESE BABIES FOR MILES
AND IT'S IN GREAT SHAPE.
SPONGEBOB!
WILL YOU FORGET THE STUPID PIONEERS?
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT THERE ARE NONE OF THEM LEFT?
THAT'S BECAUSE THEY WERE LOUSY HITCHHIKERS, ATE CORAL
AND TOOK DIRECTIONS FROM ALGAE!
AND NOW YOU'RE TELLING ME THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD DRIVE...
ROCKS.
HOLD ON, THERE, JETHRO!
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE LOOK
ON OUR CUSTOMER'S FACE.
( doorbell rings )
YEAH?
CONGRATULATIONS, SIR.
YOUR KRABBY PATTY PIZZA'S HERE.
WOW! THANKS!
I'VE BEEN DYING FOR ONE OF THESE.
IT... WHERE'S MY DRINK?
WHAT DRINK?
MY DRINK!
MY DIET DR. KELP!
DON'T TELL ME YOU FORGOT MY DRINK!
BUT YOU DIDN'T ORDER ANY...
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRINK?!
BUT... BUT...
DIDN'T YOU EVER ONCE THINK OF THE CUSTOMER?
YOU CALL YOURSELF A DELIVERY BOY?
WELL, I AIN'T BUYING!
( door slams )
SPONGE?
IT'S OKAY.
SPONGE...
( wheezes loudly )
( sobbing deeply )
SPONGE?
( wailing )
ANOTHER ONE?
I TOLD YOUR LITTLE FRIEND, I AIN'T PAYING FOR THAT.
WELL, THIS ONE'S ON THE HOUSE!
DID HE CHANGE HIS MIND?
HE SURE DID.
ATE THE WHOLE THING IN ONE BITE.
NO DRINK?
NO.
NOW TAKE ME HOME.
ARE YOU KIDDING?
WE HAVE JUST ENOUGH TIME
TO MAKE IT BACK TO WORK.
( tires squeal )
WORK?
OH, MY ACHING TENTACLES!
All: WALKING, WALKING, WALKING, WALKING, WALKING, WALKING
WALKING, WALKING, WALKING, WALKING, WALKING.
HUNGRY.
All: HUNGRY, HUNGRY, HUNGRY...
HUNGRY, HUNGRY...
( chomping )
STILL HUNGRY.
All: STILL HUNGRY, STILL HUNGRY
STILL HUNGRY, STILL HUNGRY, STILL HUNGRY, STILL HUNGRY...
( grinding )
AW, DANG NEMATODES.
THIRSTY.
All: THIRSTY, THIRSTY, THIRSTY, THIRSTY, THIRSTY, THIRSTY
THIRSTY, THIRSTY, THIRSTY, THIRSTY, THIRSTY
( slurping )
( snoring )
( nematodes still slurping )
( meows )
( low-pitched blast )
( medium-pitched blast )
( high-pitched blast )
HURRAY, GARY, WE'RE FINALLY HUGE!
( nematodes slurping )
( meows )
HUH? WAIT A MINUTE.
OH, NO!
( nematodes slurping )
( groans )
( meows )
OW.
SHELL PHONE!
I'LL CALL SQUIDWARD.
HE'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO.
Squidward: Hello?
SQUIDWARD!
IS IT TIME ALREADY FOR YOU TO RUIN MY DAY?
SQUIDWARD, HELP ME!
MY HOUSE IS GETTING SMALLER AND SMALLER...
( voice speeds up, pitch gets higher )
( dial tone hums )
Oh, no!
YEP, IT IS.
( SpongeBob screaming )
IS IT TIME ALREADY TO RUIN SQUID'S DAY?
( cries out )
( loud thud )
HEY, SPONGEBOB, DON'T START WITHOUT ME.
( still slurping )
( burps )
( all burping )
( groans )
NEMATODES.
THE ONLY THING LEFT IN MY HOUSE
IS THIS LITTLE PEBBLE.
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
I'VE GOT BAD NEWS, GUYS.
LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HOUSE!
IT'S GONE!
( crying ): IT'S ALL GONE.
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
WHERE AM I GOING TO LIVE?
YEAH.
HEY, SPONGEBOB, YOUR HOUSE IS GONE!
WELL, WHAT CAN I SAY?
IT'S BEEN GREAT KNOWING YOU, SPONGEBOB.
GOOD LUCK SOMEWHERE ELSE.
I'M GOING TO MISS YOU.
BOO-HOO!
BOO-HOO, BOO-HOO!
( laughing raucously ): BOO-HOO! BOO-HOO!
SQUID'S TAKING IT REAL HARD.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW?
I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO MOVE BACK WITH MY MOM AND DAD.
Patrick: NO!
WAIT A MINUTE-- NO, YOU DON'T.
WE CAN BUILD YOU A NEW HOUSE.
WE CAN'T BUILD A HOUSE!
WELL, SURE, IT'S EASY.
I BUILT MY HOUSE ALL BY MYSELF.
ALL RIGHT, PATRICK, LET'S GET TO WORK.
OW!
( groans )
( yelling )
OW!
WE'RE DONE!
YEAH!
SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Patrick: I WISH I LIVED THERE.
REALLY?
NO.
ONE BEDROOM.
TARTAR SAUCE.
WELL, LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT TO MOVE BACK WITH MOM AND POP.
YOU CAN'T MOVE BACK IN WITH YOUR PARENTS.
WHEN MY PARENTS KICKED ME OUT OF THE HOUSE
I NEVER WENT BACK.
WAIT!
YOU AND GARY CAN COME STAY WITH ME!
THAT'D BE GREAT!
YEAH, WE'LL BE ROCKMATES!
( crickets chirping )
GOOD NIGHT, SPONGEBOB.
( moans )
GOOD NIGHT, ROCKMATE.
( meows )
GOOD NIGHT, GARY.
( snoring )
( Patrick groans )
NO... WHAT THE...
( snoring lightly )
( groans loudly )
( snores lightly )
( groans loudly )
( teeth chattering )
( groaning )
( snoring )
( snorting )
( groans )
( wind howling )
( teeth chattering )
( grunts )
( sighs )
( snoring )
( shivering )
( grunts )
( shivering )
( grunts )
( shivering )
( grunts )
( both grunting )
( grunting )
( shivering )
( snoring )
( gurgling )
( snoring )
( hooting )
( snores )
( hoots )
( gurgling )
( muffled snoring )
( grumbling )
( groaning )
( rumbling )
( coughs )
OH! SPIDERS! SPIDERS!
GET THEM OFF ME!
NO, PATRICK, NO, PATRICK, NO!
IT'S ME!
I'M SPONGEBOB!
( gasps )
( sighing )
( grunts )
( Patrick sighs )
( shivering )
SPIDER!
SPIDER, SPIDER!
OW! OW!
NO! NO! STOP! NO!
( whispering ): SQUIDWARD.
( mumbling )
( in normal voice ): SQUIDWARD.
OH... WHAT?
COULD WE STAY HERE A COUPLE OF DAYS
OR A MONTH OR TWO?
MMM... YEAH, WELL, WHATEVER.
THANKS.
OH, SURE...
THANKS, SQUIDWARD.
SQUIDWARD, CAN YOU SCOOT OVER A LITTLE?
OH, YEAH, SURE, MM-HMM...
OH, WHILE YOU'RE AT IT
COULD YOU GET ME A GLASS OF WATER?
OKAY... YEAH, SURE...
THIS IS A REAL SWELL PLACE.
THANKS, BUDDY.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
YEAH, I LIKE SLEEP-OVERS.
YEAH, ME, TOO.
YEP, THIS IS GREAT.
GOOD NIGHT, SQUIDWARD.
( yawning ): GOOD NIGHT, SPONGEBOB.
( firmly ): GOOD NIGHT, SPONGEBOB.
( rooster crows, seagulls call )
TA-TA-DUM!
TODAY'S THE BIG DAY, SQUIDWARD!
DON'T WANT TO BE LATE!
GOT TO HURRY!
HOLD IT! HOLD EVERYTHING!
I WOULD NOT WANT TO MISS THIS--
THE DAY SPONGEBOB MOVES!
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S REALLY HAPPENING.
DON'T WORRY, SQUIDWARD, I'LL COME VISIT YOU.
DON'T TRY TO CHEER ME UP, SPONGEBOB... PLEASE.
( car approaching )
HERE COME MY PARENTS.
( bawling )
Mom: SPONGEBOB, HI, HONEY.
WE'RE HERE!
COME ON, SPONGEBOB.
HURRY, HURRY, SON.
YOUR MOTHER HAS DINNER WAITING.
HI, MOM.
HELLO, MRS. SQUAREPANTS.
LET ME HELP YOU
WITH THESE BAGS.
JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE.
( Patrick crying in background )
I CANNOT HOLD ON TO YOU ANY LONGER, LITTLE PEBBLE.
YOU HOLD TOO MANY MEMORIES.
( crying )
( sniffles )
WELL, SQUIDWARD, THIS IS GOOD-BYE.
GOOD-BYE, SPONGEBOB, GOOD-BYE.
* GOOD-BYE, SPONGEBOB, BYE-BYE-BYE *
* GOOD-BYE, SPONGEBOB
HA, HA, GOOD-BYE, GOOD-BYE.
( crying )
Mom: COME ON, SPONGEBOB.
GOOD-BYE, PATRICK.
GOOD-BYE, BIKINI BOTTOM.
( all cry out )
( crying hysterically )
* SPONGEBOB IS LEAVING, HE'S LEAVING, HE'S LEAVING... *
* LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, HA, HA! *
YEAH, BABY! HA, HA!
* SPONGEBOB IS LEAVING, HE'S LEAVING... *
( loud rumbling )
MY HOUSE IS BACK!
OH, GOOD OLD PINEAPPLE
GETTING SOURER THAN IT USED TO BE.
( all exclaiming )
AW, SQUIDWARD, ISN'T THIS GREAT?!
I'M BACK FOREVER!
( mumbling ): FOREVER?
and NICKELODEON]
[Captioned by The Caption Center WGBH Educational Foundation]