?Are you ready, kids-
!KIDS: Aye, aye, Captain
.I can't hear you-
!KIDS: Aye, aye, Captain
THEME SONG: Oh, who lives in ?a pineapple under the sea
!SpongeBob SquarePants
Absorbent and yellow .and porous is he
!SpongeBob SquarePants
If nautical nonsense .be something you wish
!SpongeBob SquarePants
,Then drop on the deck !and flop like a fish
!SpongeBob SquarePants
?Ready
.SpongeBob Squares
.SpongeBob SquarePants
!SpongeBob SquarePants
[LAUGHING]
!Wow-
.It's Sunday, Gary
.Guess what's for breakfast
[MEOWING]
.That's right
.A sundae
.Whoops
Looks like we're .out of ice cream
Guess I'll have to .use something else
!Ketchup
[GROANING]
.Hm
.Bananas, cherries
.Boring
.Ah, here we go
.Onions
?Ready, Gary
[MEOWING]
[PLAYING VIOLIN]
.Just one more thing
!Peanuts
Gary, our peanuts .jar is totally empty
[BURPING]
.Hm
.Wait
I know one other place .we can find peanuts
Good thing I still have these peanut
plants growing in .the windowsill
[BUZZING]
.A little texture never hurt
.There we go
This sundae's going .to taste great
Aren't you going ?to help me, Gary
?Gary
.Oh, well
.More for me
.Ah
.Mm
.You know what they say, Gary
.I'm easy like Sunday morning
.OK, let's see my to do list
,Go to work, go to work .go to work, go to work
.No, that's not right
.I need the one for Sunday
.Ah, here we go
Say hi to everyone .in Bikini Bottom
.Hello
Some people are .even late on Sunday
.Hi, Mail Fish
[SNIFFING]
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
.Hi, Mrs. Crossing Guard
!Mother of mercy-
[HORN HONKING]
[SCREAMING]
[CRASHING]
!Oh-
!Wow, a parade
.Hi, parade
.Hi, tuba player
.Hi, drummer
.Hi, guy with the cymbals
.Hi, trumpeter
.Hi, tambourine girl
.Hi, timbali man
.Hi, didgeridoo player
.Hi, triangle player
.Hi, guy with the kettledrum
.Hi, pianist
.Hi, guy with the flute
!And hello, Dolly
!My leg-
!Oh, my-
[SCREAMING]
?Was is something I said-
Something weird .is going on today
.Everyone's running away from me
And now giant ?piles of bubblegum
?Oh, what next
.Hi, SpongeBob-
.Oh, hi, Patrick-
.I'm confused
.Yes, I am-
Patrick, everyone is- .running away from me
.Watch
.Hi, building
.I just don't get it
.I don't either-
Maybe it's the way .you're dressed
.Nah-
.Maybe it's your voice-
[LAUGHING]
.Good one, Patrick-
Well, maybe it's just- .because you're ugly
?Ugly-
.You gotta be kidding me
.Better try the reflection test-
.Hi-
.Ugly-
!Oh, no-
!I can't be ugly
!I can't be
.I can't be ugly
?Am I ugly
[SCREAMING]
?Am I ugly
!My eyes-
!My eyes
[GROANING]
!I'm ugly-
SpongeBob, can I- ?borrow some bath beads
[ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING]
?SpongeBob
.Go-
.Run away like all the others
No one would want a .friend as ugly as I am
.Sure they would-
It makes them feel better .about the way they look
.Maybe a story will cheer you up
".It's called "The Ugly Barnacle
Once, there was .an ugly barnacle
He was so ugly .that everyone died
.The end
.That didn't help at all-
?How long
How long have I ?been ugly, Patrick
.As long as I can remember-
.You poor ugly thing, you
!Help me-
.I'm so ashamed
!I'm spiralling
.Thanks, Patrick
.It's OK, Patrick
.Spiralling over
Just do what I do- .when I have problems
!SCREAMING) Scream)
.Come on, buddy
.I'll help you
.OK now, say it
.Say it
.I can't-
SpongeBob, you're never- going to feel better
until you get this .thing off your chest
.I know, Patrick-
.Say it-
.Say it
.I'm ugly-
?You're ugly and what-
?Square-
.No-
.Proud
.I'm ugly, and I'm proud-
!Good-
.Say it louder
.I'm ugly, and I'm proud-
.Louder-
!I'm ugly, and I'm proud-
!PATRICK: Louder
SPONGEBOB: I'm !ugly, and I'm proud
SCREAMING) I am) !ugly, and I'm proud
!I'm ugly, and I'm proud
?Is that what he calls it-
[PANTING]
!That felt great-
.I feel empowered
?So what do you want to do now-
.I don't know-
?How about a movie
[MUSIC PLAYING]
.Pardon me
.Ugly sponge coming through
.People respect self-esteem-
.Hi-
I'm very ugly, but you should .enjoy the movie anyway
.Excuse me, sir
I hope my horrible ugliness .won't be a distraction to you
.Not at all, boy-
[SCREAMING]
[RUNNING]
Don't worry about- .him, SpongeBob
--He's just a
[CRYING]
.SpongeBob
?SpongeBob, what's wrong
[SNIFFING]
.I can't do this, Patrick-
I've tried, and I've tried, but-- I'm
not always as .confident as I look
Maybe I better just .go back and hide
?What is wrong with you people-
Afraid to look ?ugliness in the face
!Well, here
!Look at it
?It's ugly, isn't it
!You look at it
.Hello-
!You look at it-
.Hi-
!Look at it-
!Look at it
Look at it! (SCREAMING) I !want all of you to look at it
[SCREAMING]
.They all ran away, Patrick-
I bet there's no- .line at the snack bar
?Hello
.They must be on break
.Oh, wait, Patrick-
.I just remembered
I've got some of my peanut .onion sundae we can share
.That looks great-
[SLURPING]
.Ah
[RATTLING]
.Oh
.I gotta go to the restroom
.I'm out of soap
--Could I borrow
!Stay back-
--Uh, I just want some-
.Here-
.Here's my money
.Take it
.Take it, and go away
.My hands aren't that dirty-
.Hey
Hey, do you guys want ?to hear a bathroom joke
[GAGGING]
?You trying to kill us-
.Oh, that's ridiculous-
!Oh-
!Oh
!I got the ugly
Patrick, is- ?everything OK in here
[CRYING]
What are you doing ?in there, Patrick
?Wouldn't you like to know-
And why is that- ?bag on your head
?Why-
.Oh, no reason
!Except you gave me the ugly
[SCREAMING]
?Well, what am I going to do
I can't go out .looking like this
Just remember what- .we talked about
.There's power in pride
That may be fine- for you, but I was
.one of the beautiful people
!Now look at me
!I'm almost as ugly as you
[SNIFFING]
I always thought, if I ,was as ugly as that guy
.I don't know what I would do
.Patrick-
?What's my mom going to say-
.Patrick-
Oh, my gosh, if my- .sister finds out
.Patrick-
Oh, wait, I don't- .have a sister
,If the bank-- oh, I mean it's one thing if you have
bad shoes or even --bad hair, but
!Patrick-
.You're not ugly
.Your breath stinks
.Really bad
[SIGHING]
.What a relief-
[SCREAMING]
,Gah, barnacles, Patrick- ?what did you eat
,Oh, some roast beef- .some chicken, a pizza
.No, I mean, just the morning-
,Some roast beef- .some chicken, a pizza
?What else-
Well, I had some- .of your sundae
.Sundae-
Patrick, my sundae .gave us rancid breath
?What do you mean-
.I mean, we're not ugly-
.We just stink
?Stink-
[CHEERING]
!We stink-
!We stink
!Oh, guess what, Squidward-
!We stink-
!Ah, yeah-
!Yes
!I stink-
!PATRICK: I reek
!SPONGEBOB: Smell me
[MUSIC PLAYING]
!MR. KRABS: Attention
!Attention
All Krusty Krew !employees, attention
Get the anchors out of your .pants and report to me office
.That will be all
I have an important .announcement to make
!Ooh-
!Hooray
!The new spatulas are here
.Sit down, boy-
.There's no new spatulas
.How disappointing-
You men know me- .daughter, Pearl
.She's growing up fast
It seems like it was just yesterday
I was teaching .her how to breach
.Me mammalian angel
[CLEARING THROAT]
Anyway, uh, so she's going to be working
.here during her summer vacation
She's got a lot of fresh ideas to bring
.in some hungry customers
[DOOR OPENING]
!PEARL: Hello
?Daddy
!There she blows-
SpongeBob, do you- ?realise what this means
.No new spatulas-
!No-
It means some bratty teenager's coming
.in here to tell us what to do
.We can't have that
?We have seniority, right
.Right-
So we'll work together to- .protect our pathetic positions
.Okie dokie, Squidward-
And then we'll get .those new spatulas
.All right, men-
.Say hello to me Pearl
.Hello, Pole-
.Hi, guys-
It makes me jolly- as a roger to finally
have you aboard the .family business
Great, Dad, because I- .have so many new ideas
.I can smell the money already-
I'll be in my office .if you need me
?What's in the box-
.It's a surprise-
.I like surprises-
.Great-
.Then close your eyes
!I'm ready-
.Well, I like it so far-
!Ta-da-
[GASPING]
It's the new Krusty .Krew uniform
[LAUGHING]
.I designed it myself
.OK, this is it, SpongeBob-
Now tell her how you really .feel about that uniform
.OK, Squidward-
Pearl, this is the !greatest uniform ever
.Fish paste-
Oh, SpongeBob, you- .look so adorable
.I could just eat you up
Sorry, Pearl, this- .item's not on the menu
Well, I didn't think it- ,was possible, SpongeBob
but you look even more .ridiculous than usual
PEARL: Don't be .jealous, Uncle Squiddy
.I made one for you, too
!Don't bother-
.Only a fool would wear that
.Avast, ye shipmates-
Don't these just ?shiver your timbers
.Get that suit on, sailor
.It's already been paid for
.Rage-
.Fury
.Irritation
.Humiliation
.Squidward is such a barnacle-
.A stick in the sand-
.But not you, SpongeBob-
.You are full of style
?Me-
?Really
.Totally, SB-
.You ooze fashion
And I've got some completely coro
.concepts for this old joint
And I'm going to need someone with your kind of talent
.to help me
Well, I have been- trying to get Mr. Krabs
to make some .changes around here
Why, with my girlish instincts- ,and your, um, sponginess
we'll turn this worn out lunch .waggon into a teenage paradise
SpongeBob, what do --you like better
the Kutie Krab or ?the Kooky Krab
?For what-
.Dare I ask
.The new name for our new look-
I mean, the Krusty .Krab has got to go
Who wants to eat at a ?place they think is crusty
.Blech
Well, sure, it's- ,a terrible name
.but this is a terrible place
Therefore, the name .should be left alone
?Right, SpongeBob
!I got it-
?How about the Chaotic Crab
.Hm-
?How about the Kissy Krab
.The King Krab-
.The Candy Crab-
The Cool Crab or- .the Cowboy Crab
.The Curly Crab
.The Creepy Crab
.The Killer Krab
[GASPING]
.No-
.You're right-
.Too scary
.Hm
!The Kuddly Krab-
.Aww
[LAUGHING]
[GROANING]
It's a shame old man- .Krab sold the Krusty Krab
.It's a darn shame-
Hey, lady, do you know where we can
get something to ?eat around here
!That's it I quit-
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
Finally a cool place for teens- .to just, you know, hang out
.Pearl, you're a genius-
,All these young .hip new customers
.Phooey on Squidward
.He can't keep up with the times
.You're a true visionary, Pearl
.Thank you, SpongeBob-
.I do have 20/20 vision
Well, hip people- .have to eat, too
.Back to the grill
,The customers may be hot .but my grill is hotter
[HISSING]
.PEARL: SpongeBob, order up
.Two salads-
.Never heard of it
.I gotta stay hip
I don't want to end up .like silly old Squidward
But what in the name of Davy ?Jones's locker is a salad
.Here you go
.Two salads
.Ew, gross-
.Those aren't salads
.Take those back
Remove the bun, the .patty and the condiments
But that leaves just- .lettuce and tomato
.Exactly-
.All right-
.OK
.No buns
.That's hip
.No patties
.Happening
Oh, yeah, that's definitely .the coolest meal I ever saw
.This is so cool-
.Two salads-
.That was awful
I hope I never have to tear apart
a perfectly good Krabby .Patty ever again
I don't think my .heart can take it
[SCREAMING]
?Where's the grill
,Come on, SpongeBob- .you're a hip guy
You know fried foods .are O-U-T, out
.Uh, right on-
Check out this new- .menu I came up with
.Salad and tea-
But where are the ?Krabby patties
.Oh, silly, those aren't hip-
Oh, you won't be needing .that thing anymore
[SCREAMING]
--B--b--b-
PEARL: I've got something more .fun for you to do, anyway
?Hey, buddy, you need a ride-
I was just on my way to .the big doofus convention
[LAUGHING]
.This is humiliating-
.I'm a fry cook, darn it
,You can take away my spatula but when you take away
my dignity, that's !when I get mad
I'm going to march right into Mr. Krabs's office and tell him
.this is just too much
.Oh
[GROANING]
.OK, SpongeBob, you can do this
.Come on
?Mr. Krabs, could I talk to you
.Come on in, me boy-
.Have a seat
.Thanks, Mr. Krabs-
Don't you just- ?love me new office
.Pearlie designed it for me
Mr. Krabs, uh, I think- .we've got a problem
Isn't that the neatest- ?40 chair you ever sat in$
Sure, Mr. Krabs, but- .I've got some bad news
How about my cuddly- ?executive bunny
Reduces stress for only .five easy payment of $9.95
Mr. Krabs, Pearl is- .ruining the Krusty Krab
?What-
Why, Peal is saving .the Krustry Krab
.I mean, the Kuddly Krab
What would we do without these beautiful $20 sea
?unicorn wall hangers
How could we have ever survived ?without these $35 heart lights
How could we go on wit a sea ?fern on every last table
!It's hip
!It's coro
!It's-- it's losing money
Ah, you're right, SpongeBob, but .I can't fire me pride and joy
It would break her .fragile little heart
?What am I going to do
[CRYING]
.There, there, Mr. Krabs-
.I'm sure there's another way
.That's it, boy-
?What's it-
.You could fire her-
.It's OK if she hates you
.That's not what I said, sir-
.Great then, it's all settled-
.You fire Pearlie
.I'll hide in the office
.Totally rude, SpongeBob-
Pearl, could I see you in- ?the kitchen for a second
.Sure, SpongeBob-
VOICEOVER) How am I)- ?going to break it to her
.I've never fired anyone before
.Well, I just got to say it
.Pearl, you're fired
.OK, here it goes
[INHALING]
[CRYING]
.Oh, SpongeBob-
.I can't take it anymore
.Nothing I do is working
.Sure, it is, Pearl-
Look at all the hip, young .people eating salads
.No-
?Don't you get it
I've been trying to get .fired since day one
I was only pretending to like .this place to please Daddy
This job is cutting majorly .into my social life
?Oh, SpongeBob, what should I do
.I've got it-
.I could pretend to fire you
I'll take the heat from .old man Krabs later
Gosh, you'd really- ?do that for me
.You're a great pal, SpongeBob
?How can I ever thank you
Stop trying to- .break me in half
.Deal-
.Oh, boy
.WHISPERING) OK, Pearl)-
We've got to make .this convincing
Pearl, I need to .have a word with you
[CRYING]
.Oh, no-
.Here it goes
I don't know if I .can bear to listen
It's not that you haven't- .done a good job around here
--It's just that
Oh, don't be too- .hard on her now
?Why does it have to be this way
.It's for the best
Well, we feel it might be in- --everybody's best interest if
.I can't let him do this-
?Huh
!Get on with it, SpongeBob
.Pearl, you're fire-
[SCREAMING]
.Thanks, SpongeBob-
.Come on, gang
!The mall waits
!Hey, Mr. Krabs, I did it-
[SCREAMING]
.Oh, Pearlie-
?Is that a 20
Oh, SpongeBob, how could we have done
such a thing to me ?own flesh and blood
.There, there, Mr. Krabs-
.Pearl took it just fine
In fact, she seemed .kind of happy
?Really-
She's off to bigger- .and better things
That's me girl, tough as- .nails, just like her old man
But how am I going to get my ?money back for all this stuff
.Hm-
[MUSIC PLAYING]
!Woo
!Yeah
[LAUGHING]
[YELLING]
!All right
?Isn't this great, Gary
And it only cost me .one year's salary
[MEOWING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]