?Are you ready, kids
:Kids !Aye, aye, Captain
.I can't hear you
:[louder ] !Aye, aye, Captain
♪ ...Oh ♪
♪ Who lives in a pineapple ?under the sea ♪
♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants♪
♪ Absorbent and yellow .and porous is he ♪
♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants♪
♪ If nautical nonsense be ...something you wish ♪
♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants♪
♪ Then drop on the deck .and flop like a fish ♪
♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants♪
♪ ?Ready !SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
[laughs heartily ]
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[go-go music playing on TV ]
[meows ]
!Gary
Uh, uh, I was just looking
.for the sports channel, Gary
[knock on door ]
!Come in
,Hey, SpongeBob ?want to see my new shoes
Those are !great, Patrick
Let's see what they .look like on your feet
Uh... wouldn't you rather ?see them on... my hands
...Okay
And we can wear gloves on our feet
and hats on our .captain's quarters, too
...Uh, actually
I have a confession .to make
I don't know .how to tie my shoelaces
[laughs ]
Do you know how lucky you are
?to have a friend like me
...Yes
.Look at this knot
Have you ever seen a more perfectly executed
?shoe-fastening bow
.Gosh... probably not
I learned when I was just a boy, Patrick
and I'm willing to .pass on what I know
Go sit over there
and let an old pro .show you how to do it
,Pay close attention .Patrick
Well, you start by taking ...one lace per hand
...and then you
...uh... you got to
...loop the, the
Are you sure you know ?how to do it
Patrick, please, shoe-tying .requires peace and quiet
?Okay, where was I
Your shoes are .still untied
Well, I guess you don't want me .to show you how to do it
!I'm sorry !I won't interrupt anymore
!I've got it
The first rule of shoe-tying is
always start" ".with your right foot
Now the lesson .will officially begin
[laughs nervously ]
.That's... not right
[laughs nervously ]
?Get it
...Not... right... hmm
.No
Okay, no more .fooling around
!I got it
[laughs nervously ]
?What was that
?Are you okay
Aren't you ?late for something
,The poop deck !you're right
We'll have to do !this lesson later
!Bye, SpongeBob
I can't believe I've forgotten .how to tie my own shoes
They've been tied .for as long as I can remember
Well, I'll remember .after a good night's sleep
[crickets chirping ]
[rooster crows ]
[snoring ]
[foghorn blows ]
...Oh
.No big deal
.I'll remember sooner or later
!'Cause I'm ready
...I'm
.read... y
!I'm read... ooh
!I'm read... uh
!I'm read... ooy
!I'm read... doy !I'm read... doy
!I'm read... duh
!I'm read... doy
!I'm read... duh
!I'm read... doy
.Hi, SpongeBob
[gasps ] !Oh, no
I can't let Patrick see
!I still haven't tied my shoes
[loud crashes ]
...Hey, SpongeBob
.you're shorter
?Have you been dieting
Well, a sponge has to .look his spongiest
.Well, I got to get to work
[cracking ]
[grunting ]
!Oh, barnacles
.Maybe I should just lay here
Those patties aren't going to
,cook themselves .SpongeBob
!He's right
!Got to make Krabby Patties
!Laces or no laces
[...grunting ]
Ah... I just have to stand .in this one spot
.Ta-da! A perfect patty
,All right, SpongeBob .hand it over
?Well
[gulps ]
[gasps ]
[...grunting ]
,Hey, Squidward .I've got an idea
How about ?you come get it
,Oh, gee, SpongeBob .that's a great idea
And maybe I should cook the patties
and do the dishes
and wear square pants
and live in a pineapple
while you wait in the !unemployment line
!No
Then bring that patty here
!now
.Okay, Squidward
.Here I come
.I'm coming over
.I'm bringing the patty to you
.Here comes the patty
.No problem
...I'm walking ...the Krabby Patty
.over to Squidward
.All right, Squidward
...I'm giving you the patty
...for the hungry customer
...so they can eat it
...when I give it to you
.which is right... now
?Uh, SpongeBob
!I'm over here
!Now move
.Okay, Squidward
.Just slowly move your leg
...Walk over there
!with the... dah
!SpongeBob
.I'm sorry, Squidward
...Sponge... Bob
!I'll just make another... doy
!...Sponge
!Hold it... doy
!Let me just... duh
.Hold it... sorry, Squid
...Sorry... Oh
[grunting and gulping ]
?What's the holdup
[loud burp ]
.I think my heart just stopped
[all yelling angrily ]
...It's Sponge ...[loud burp ] .Bob's fault
...SpongeBob's fault ...SpongeBob's fault
[sniffling ]
.I failed
.My career is over
.I'm sorry, spatula
.I'm sorry, hat
.I'm sorry, floor
.I am sorry, Krabby Patties
[crying ]
Let's see, a five-letter word .for happiness
[Money." [ laughs"
This is the worst service .we've ever had
We're going to !the Chum Bucket
!Wait
!Don't go
Oh, yeah, we are .definitely out of here
[all yelling angrily ]
!Wait, don't go
That's me money !walking out the door
What's the meaning ?of this, Mr. Squidward
It's SpongeBob's .fault
!Arr... SpongeBob, get out here
...More
!All the way, boy
,What be the matter ?SpongeBob
I ought to make you .walk the plank for this
,I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs ...it's just that I
...I
?Yes
...I... I... I, I, I, I
?Yes, yes, yes
...I, I, I
!Out with it, boy ?What is it
I forgot how to tie .my shoes
[laughs ]
?That's all
?So you'll show me how
.I don't wear shoes
[gasps ]
Could you show me
?how to tie my shoes
?Uh, fins
Could you show me ?how to tie my shoes
,Well, I would, but, sadly .I am only an eel
[panting ]
Could any of you show me ?how to tie my laces
Could you, you, you, you, you or ?you show me how to tie a knot
Could you show me how ?to tie a simple knot
[roars ]
Could you show me ?how to tie my shoes
Arr... I be just .a painting of a head
Doesn't anybody know !?...how to tie a knot
[thunder booms ]
[evil laughter ]
?Did somebody say knot
.I did
,So, you want to tie knots ?do ya
!?Well, do ya
,Yes, please .Mr. Flying Dutchman, sir
Then you've come to .the right flying ghost, kid
You're looking at the first place winner
in the fancy knotting contest !for the last 3,000 years
!Hooray
You're gonna have to .not do that
And stop staring at me .with them big old eyes
Now, stand back and .watch me be knotty
[laughs ]
!Behold! The pretzel knot
...Ooh
!The double diamond knot
!The square knot
!The constrictor
!The gut knot
!The pillow knot
[snoring ]
.The butterfly knot
...Ooh
!Wait, there's more
!The monkey chain
!The monkey's fist
!The monkey
[hooting ]
This one here's a loop knot
...otherwise known as the .poop loop
?Poop
[laughs ]
,Those are great .Mr. Flying Dutchman, sir
Now can you show me ?how to tie my shoes
[laughs ]
I don't know .how to tie me shoes
I haven't worn shoes !for over 5,000 years
But sometimes I like to wear this little sock
.over me ghostly tail
[laughing, thunder booming ]
[groaning ]
[meows ]
.Not now, Gary
[meows ]
I'm not .in the mood, Gary
[meows ]
Just leave me and .my untied shoes alone, Gary
[roars ]
,Okay, Gary .you have my attention
[meows ]
[wet slapping ]
[gasps ]
!Gary
!Well, I'll be
!You can tie shoes
!Hopping clams
How did you learn ?how to do that
[music playing ]
♪ Want to learn ?how to tie your shoe ♪
♪ It's a very easy thing to do ♪
♪ You sit on down and I'll give you the scoop ♪
♪ ?What's that ♪
♪ It's called the loop-dee-loop ♪
♪ You got to take a lace in each hand ♪
♪ You go over and under again ♪
♪ You make a loop-dee-loop and pull ♪
♪ and your shoes are looking cool ♪
♪ ,You go over and back left to right ♪
♪ Loop-dee-loop and you pull them tight ♪
♪ Like bunny ears or a Christmas bow ♪
♪ Lace 'em up and you're ready to go ♪
♪ You make a loop-dee-loop and pull ♪
♪ and your shoes are looking cool ♪
[music continues ]
♪ You make a loop-dee-loop and pull ♪
♪ and your shoes .are looking cool ♪
:NARRATOR .Ah, beautiful springtime
A time of fun and frolic ...for most
.but not for this poor slob
Oh, what .a beautiful day
And here I am
trapped in a prison .of high cholesterol
[bell dings ]
Oh! No one ever comes in .on Sunday
[bell dings ]
Oh! Why can't Mr. Krabs ?just let us go home
[bell dings ]
!...Oh
[dings ]
[giggling ]
SpongeBob, stop ringing .this bell
.I was just testing it
I will ring the bell .when there's an order
...But
!there's no customers
There hasn't been one all day !and there isn't going to be any
!...Ooh [bell dings ]
!One Krabby Patty coming up
!No... oof
[clattering ]
That sounds like .me money dropping
What's going on !?out here
!My babies
!Get away, barbarian
?What have you done
!Nice clean money... soiled
.I'll take care of you
.Papa clean you up
!Clear the way
,No, no, no .don't cry, little ones
,What's wrong ?Mr. Krabs
!Me dime
...Oh
!...No
.I got it, boy
?...What the
!It's stuck
,You got to help me !SpongeBob
You've got to let go .of the dime
I can think of ten good reasons
to never let go .of a dime, boy
There's got to be !another way
Grab me captain's !quarters and heave
[both grunting ]
[grunting ]
!...Me arms
!Oh, no, not again
[grunts ]
[clanging and grunting ]
[groans ]
[clink ]
[groans ]
...Wait
...Squidward
I'm putting you in charge
of things around here .while I'm gone
!You can count on me, sir
.Take care, hurry back
.Get well soon
.You're in our thoughts
Takes more muscles to .frown than to smile
,Okay, SpongeBob .let's get down to business
My first official act as new manager
is to give you .a promotion
?Oh! Really
You get to run .the cash register
?...The cash register
!Wow
Squidward, who's going to ?work the grill
You are-- it's part of the promotion .I mentioned earlier
You'll be wearing .two hats now
You're going to take the orders
then you're going to !make them
...Oh
.This is the best day of my life
.Me, too
But wait, if I'm running the register and the grill
?what are you going to do
I've got some very important
boss-like .errands to run
.See you later
!Squidward
?What
You forgot
...to teach me how to use
...the cash register
You push the button .and put the money inside
.Okay, you're on your own
I can't believe .this is really happening
!Today I start living
Well, Squidward, you've really .outdone yourself this time
A beautiful day of relaxing .and pampering... with pay
Hmm... guess I do feel kind of bad
for poor little SpongeBob
...all by his lonesome
.Oh, oh, it will pass
He's probably just standing at the register
with that stupid grin .on his face
!Hey, SpongeBob
!Hey, Patrick
Hey, SpongeBob
could you give me ?change for a quarter
!No problem
!Here you go
!Thanks
I forgot to tell him
!...how to make change! Oh
...Sponge
...Bob
.Hmm... Phew
.Hi, Squidward ?All done with those errands
.No, I am not
I just remembered
I needed change .for this dollar
Do you want four quarters
,or ten dimes, or 20 nickels or 100 pennies
,or one quarter, three dimes seven nickels and ten pennies
or, if you give me a five-dollar ...bill, your options are
.All right! Goodbye
.This is great
,My day off, no worries .just relaxation
.I'm the boss, I deserve this
...Ah
:[thinking ] .Everything will be fine
There won't be .any customers today anyway
He'll probably just [stand there bored.[ chuckles
[SpongeBob, bored.[ chuckles
.Uh... getting kind of bored
[Ah... [ snoring
!Aah, ooh
[puffing ]
[gibbering ]
?Oh, what am I doing
I am wasting valuable relaxing !time, that's what I'm doing
,I mean, really ?what are the odds
SpongeBob setting ?the Krusty Krab on fire
[laughs ]
[siren wailing ]
!Aah
[...panting ]
?May I help you, sir
!It's me, you dunce
!Oh, hi, Squidward
?How are those errands going
?What's that supposed to mean
.I'm very busy
.I'm sure you are
.I don't like your tone
:[higher-pitched ] .I'm sure you are
:[normal voice ] ?How's that
!Just do your jobs
.Aye-aye, Mr. Tentacles
[muttering ]
Boy, no wonder Mr. Krabs .put him in charge
!Must... re... lax
[sighs ]
.Look at yourself
.You're losing your bluish glow
.Stop worrying so much
.Now, repeat after me
You will not go back .to the Krusty Krab
!I will destroy the Krusty Krab
!Aah
!SpongeBob
?...Have you finished
!No
!That's it
No matter what sick fantasies run through my mind
I will not go back !to that restaurant
[panting ]
?Have you finished those errands
[panting ]
?Have you finished those errands
[panting ]
Have you finished ?those errands
[panting ]
?Have you finished those errands
[panting ]
Have you finished
?those errands
Have you finished ?those errands
...Errands, errands
...Errands, errands, errands
?Have you finished those errands
No, I am not finished with those errands
,and I never will be !so quit checking up on me
.I know what you're up to
Forcing me to come back here !every time you mess up
...But I haven't
Maybe you haven't
messed up yet
.but you will
...You will
,And when you do .I'll be there
!I'll be there
[laughing wildly ]
Gosh, Squidward .sure is a hard worker
He makes me proud .to wear these hats
There! Now I'll have to stay !here and enjoy myself
[laughs ]
I'm not even going to think about you-know-who
at the you-know-what .doing I-don't-care
[laughs ]
.Just gonna... relax
.Let Squid's day off... begin
[SpongeBob laughing ]
?What was that
[SpongeBob laughing ]
.It's SpongeBob
He's spying on me to see if I'm [really doing errands. [ laughs
.But he left his post [laughs ]
And I've finally caught him [messing up. [ laughs
...Aha! I caught you, Sponge
.Branch
scratches like ] [SpongeBob laughing
Ha... here's the rubber duck .Mr. Krabs wanted me to get
!I got you now
Wait till Mr. Krabs .finds out you're a... toilet
.You're losing it, Squidward
.Calm down
If I let this get to me again
I'll just end up running down to the Krusty Krab
bursting through the front door
,up to that yellow headache ...SpongeBob, and he'll say
.Hi, Squidward
Are you finished with ?those errands yet
!Aha
.I know you're in here
[gasps ]
He's headed back !to the Krusty Krab
!I'll beat him there
[panting ]
!I've got you now, SpongeBob
Hey, put !some clothes on
!The truth will be revealed
,Whoa-ho !right on, Squidward
.Okay, Mr. Krabs
Get plenty of rest
and if things ,don't seem right .come back
.Thanks, Doc
[laughing wildly ]
...SpongeBob, you can't
[laughing wildly ]
!Aha
!I caught you now
You didn't think I knew
you were a stick !outside my window! Ha
!Or the toilet in my bathroom
And then you were ...in my bathtub, and I
...and you... and I
...and then you... swam ...down the drain
and... beat me .to the Krusty Krab
Uh, does that ?...mean you're
.Yes, SpongeBob
I am finished .with those errands
I guess I want to take my place back
.at the cash register
.I really do
Then you might want to .put these on
...Hmm
?Hey, Squidward, you know what
Look, we forgot to switch ".the "Closed" sign to "Open
It's almost like we could have !taken the whole day off
[laughing ]
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