?Are you ready, kids
:KIDS !Aye, aye, captain
.I can't hear you
:[louder ] !Aye, aye, captain
♪ ...Oh
♪ Who lives in a pineapple ?under the sea ♪
♪ !SpongeBob Squarepants♪
♪ Absorbent and yellow .and porous is he ♪
♪ !SpongeBob Squarepants♪
♪ If nautical nonsense be ...something you wish ♪
♪ !SpongeBob Squarepants♪
♪ Then drop on the deck .and flop like a fish ♪
♪ !SpongeBob Squarepants♪
♪ ?Ready !SpongeBob Squarepants ♪
♪ !SpongeBob Squarepants
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:[chuckling ] .Well, you know
[snoring ]
!Aargh
?An award
.I never got an award before
...Eeee
!Look, rock, I got an award
[cracking ]
!Jellyfish, I got an award
[crackling ]
...Island, I got an awar
[choking ]
!I got to show SpongeBob
.Hold still, Gary
.Almost done
?Hey, SpongeBob, guess what
!I got an award
.Great, Patrick
?What's it for
:PATRICK .See for yourself
For outstanding achievement" .in achievement
"?SpongeBob Squarepants
"?SpongeBob Squarepants"
That's a funny way .to spell my name
Patrick, I think .the award is for me
.You must have got it by mistake
...But, it's shiny
Yeah, but you know ?what else is shiny
!Ice cream
!Exactly
!I can find it
?Is it in here
...No, that's my
[crashing ]
:SPONGEBOB .award closet...
!I want an award
.Aw, Patrick, don't cry
[sobbing wildly ]
You'll get an award .one day
I'm never going to get an award
because I've !never done anything
But, you're ...Patrick Star
!You can do anything you want
.That's easy for you to say
.You're SpongeBob
,If you want to win an award .you have to do something
...Hmm
I want to defeat the giant monkey man
and save !the ninth dimension
!Me, too
But that .sounds a little hard
Why don't we ?start smaller
I want to defeat the little monkey man
and save !the eighth dimension
.Smaller
...Doctor!Smaller
?Fireman
!The smallest you can think of
A job at ?the Krusty Krab
!Yeah
I do things at work !all the time
!Then let's go
[popping ]
:PATRICK Boy, it was sure nice .of Mr. Krabs to give me a job
When I started working here
I had to pay Mr. Krabs .100 an hour$
,Hey, Squidward ?guess who just got a job
?Guess who just quit
?Do I get my award yet
,You have to work for it ?remember
!Tartar sauce
[whirling ]
!Pick up order
?Do I get my award now
No, you have to take the tray .to the customer
.Okay
[burping ]
:SPONGEBOB .Almost
,Try again but make sure
the food gets .to the table
?Like that
:SPONGEBOB .Nope
!Barnacles
Let's try something .different
All you have to do .is answer the phone
.Aye, aye, captain
[ringing ]
:Man on phone ?Is this the Krusty Krab
No, this .is Patrick
[whistling ]
[ringing ]
:Woman on phone ?Is this the Krusty Krab
:[annoyed ] No, this is .Patrick
[whistling ]
[ringing ]
:Man on phone ?Is this the Krusty Krab
No, this !is Patrick
I'm not .a krusty krab
Uh, Patrick, that's .the name of the restaurant
?Huh
:PATRICK !Fish paste
It's a little dusty .around table three
How about if you ?sweep it out
?What's the point
I can't .do anything right
.You'll do fine
[squeaking ]
?Hey, pal
You just blow in ?from Stupidtown
!Keep trying, Patrick
I got a load of awards
for SpongeBob .Squarepants
[steam whistle blowing ]
!?Why can't I do anything right
[customers coughing ]
[gasping ]
...Kitchen
I'm never going .to get an award now
,Don't give up !Patrick
This time I've got something
.I know you can do
.We'll open a jar
[pop ]
!Easy
.Now you try
.First, get a jar
.That's a pickle
.You need a jar
.No
.Try this
.Now, take the lid off the jar
.Just relax
...Lift your hand
Great, we're .almost there
Now put it .on the lid
.No, the lid
.The lid
...The lid ...the lid
-the-lid-the-lid ...the-lid-the-lid
!Freeze
[panting ]
.Almost there
Now head ...for the lid
.Hold
.Warmer
!Warmer
,You're hot !you're on fire
!Ah, it burns
!Okay, okay, wait, wait
.Do exactly... as I do
...Exactly
.as I do
...Exactly
[pop ]
[Exactly... [ pop
...Exactly [pop ]
.Exactly... as... you... do
[pop ]
!Oh, no, I broke it
,No, no, Patrick !you did it
?I did
[cheering ]
!Touchdown
!I'm jar-master
!That was great, Patrick
You really .got the hang of it
Yeah, remember when I had my hand up
and I put it ?on the lid
.Oh, yeah
And then I took the lid off
and I thought ?I broke it
!Ah, yeah
!But I didn't
I opened the jar !with my hand
And it was all because you showed me .how to do it
I'm never .going to forget this
Patrick, you do exactly what I do
and you'll have .an award in no time
[rooster crowing ]
I'm ready, I'm ready
.I'm ready
.Good morning, SpongeBob
Wow, it's amazing how a simple change of clothes
...can make a guy look
.just like me
Yup, if I'm going to be an award winner
I've got .to dress like one
.That's creepy
.But flattering
I'm ready, I'm ready
,I'm ready I'm ready
:Both ...I'm ready
I'm ready, I'm ready
...I'm ready, I'm ready
...I'm ready
.Well, back to the old grind
.Forgot my hat
.Me, too
!Whoa
[crashing ]
!Whoa
[crashing ]
[sizzling ]
[whistling ]
[both whistling ]
[whistling ]
[both sighing ]
!Ha
!Dropped my spatula
.Uh... me, too
[clanking ]
[popping ]
[sizzling ]
[sizzling][ sizzling ]
!Ohhh
!Aha
!You're copying me
.Yes
Why are you ?doing that
,So I can win an award .like you
,Well, it's annoying !so stop it
.Stop it
.Say, you're good
.Thanks
!Ha!Ha
!Darn!Darn
Mary had a little lambMary had a little lamb
...whose fleece was white as...whose fleece was white as
!pickle fish lips!pickle fish lips
.Seaweavel.Seaweavel
.Yorgyschmorgies.Yorgyschmorgies
At least I'm safe .inside my mind
!Ahh!Ahh
!Stop copying me
:PATRICK There's no award !for that
Well, I guess .it's safe to go in now
[panting ]
Patrick, how long are you ?going to keep this up
Until I have !as many awards as you
!We'll see about that
!No, we won't
I'm the jump rope champion .of Bikini Bottom
:[panting ] !Me, too
?Oh, yeah
I call this one ".the slice and dice"
!Ha-- not a scratch on me
[mumbling ]
!Oh, no you don't
!Ugh
[gasping ]
[clanking][ clanking ]
Not much fun ,being me now ?huh, Patrick
:[gasping ] ?Are you kidding
I used to do this
way before .I started copying you
...Whee
[birds chirping ]
!Ahh
[thud ]
[groaning ]
!My turn
[thud ]
[panting ]
I wish I had --the old Patrick back
.but he wants to be like me
[chime rings ]
.Hi, I'm Patrick Star
I'm the laziest, pinkest starfish in Bikini Bottom
and I wish I were me .and not SpongeBob
What's so great about being ?a big pink loser
.Exactly
I was never closer to an award
than the minute .I started copying you
...But Patrick
!Patrick's not here
:DRIVER !Trophy delivery
?Another trophy
!Oh, great
What's it for ?this time
For doing" absolutely nothing
".longer than anyone else
!Patrick
This trophy's !for you
!Yay
!Oh
...Eeee
So, what are you ?going to do now
I'm going to go !protect my title
[snoring ]
So, you thought ?I was kidding, huh
No, in Bikini Bottom
excellence can be found .even under a rock
Every day is a holiday for SpongeBob
.even if he has to make one up
!Hey, everybody !It's Leif Eriksson Day
!Hinga-ginga-durgin
!Ahoy, Patrick !It's Leif Eriksson Day
.There's a note
:PATRICK SpongeBob, went to get" ...more giant paper
.Uhhhh, Patrick"
--.P.S "!Happy Leif Eriksson Day
:PATRICK !Yaga-hinga-dinga
.Oh, so much for that
.Maybe Sandy will play with me
!Another note
:SANDY SpongeBob, went south" ".for the winter-- Love, Sandy
--I don't get it .the water's fine
?Hey, Squidward, want to play
:SQUIDWARD ".No"
?Are you sure
".Yes"
Darn, I wish I had a buddy .to play with
!I know-- I'll make one
!Stick Buddy
...Nah
!Rock Buddy
.Nope
!Sink Buddy
[drips ]
.Almost
...I've got it
!Bubble Buddy
!This... is... great
I can't wait for you to meet .Squidward and Mr. Krabs
!Don't be shy... come on
,Please ...come again
.when I'm not working
!Next
.Hi, Squidward
How am I supposed to enjoy yourday off
if you come ?to work anyway
I want you to meet .my new friend, Bubble Buddy
This bubble ?is your friend
...Ah-ha-ha
--Well, he's handsome .I'll give him that
.Ha-ha-ha
?What will it be
.Oh, I'm not hungry
Well, thanks .for stopping by
Wait! You haven't taken .Bubble Buddy's order yet
?Why would I do that
.He's hungry
.He's an inanimate object
.His money's no good here
,What are you saying ?Mr. Squidward
Everyone's money .is good here
,At the Krusty Krab .we serves all kinds
I'm not taking an order .for a bubble
--Sure you are or I'll fill your life ...with misery and woe
.Even if you quit
Make I take ?your order
.Wait, Bubble Buddy
.Let me decide for you
...Hmm
Krabby Patty, Double Patty" Patty, Krabby Junior Junior
,Jumbo Small Patty" Junior Senior Sophomore Patty
Quarter Ouncer "...Double Pounder
.Oh, it's all so good
He'll just have .one of everything
!One of everything?! Whoopee
[electric buzzing ]
!I love Bubble Buddy
Squidward, show our best customer .to his table
Bubble Buddy's .thirsty
How about a glass ?of our finest shampoo
[laughing ]
.Sounds great
.Oh
,Here's your hair-care product .sir
Uh, Bubble Buddy .likes bendy straws
?Huh, what's that
Bubble Buddy says .it tastes funny
?What do you think
...Mr. Krabs
.Think of the customer
--Oh, silly me I got the .diet shampoo
Here we go-- one of everything .for Bubble Buddy
[gasps ]
!Oh, no, Squidward, wait
.There's cheese on these patties
?And
Bubble Buddy's --lactose intolerant
.he can't eat cheese
?What should we do
?We
How about youtake ...these patties and sho
:KRABS ...Mr. Squidward
,Don't worry --Bubble Buddy
Squidward will make .a fresh batch
What, is he allergic ?to bread, too
,Actually .he doesn't like the crust
And the ketchup should be under the patty
and the pickles should be on the left side
...and you
...and Squidward ...and Squidward
!Here !One of everything
No cheese, no crust
,pickles on left four squirts of ketchup
,wheat buns non-dairy lettuce
--and farm-raised tomatoes !carnival-style
And if there's anything else I can do
please hesitate .to ask
.That was delicious
,Money's on the table !Mr. Krabs
.So long, boys
,You see, Squidward the restaurant game .is all about service
The customer .is always right
Remember that, lad, and you'll be as successful .as me one day
,Oh, you're right .Mr. Krabs
.I learned my lesson
,And by the way Bubble Buddy .picked up the tab
?What's this
.Bubble money
At least they .left a tip
[popping ]
[both growling ]
:SPONGEBOB --Here we are, Bubble Buddy .Goo Lagoon
There are lots of ways .to have fun here
!Dudes, bury me
?See what I mean
.All done
!All right
,Bubble Buddy you dig him out
while I get .some cotton candy
--Don't just stand there, dude .the tide's coming in
?Dude
.My friend's in there
.Congratulations
!Whoo... shake it
!Whoo-hoo !Shake it, yeah
!Shake that bubble butt, yeah
[record scratches ]
[silence ]
dancers grumbling ] [self-consciously
:DANCER ?Is my butt big
[watch ticking ]
Oh... it's the world-famous !surfer, Grubby Grouper
!Later, groupies
Grubby's got to go catch some .gnarly pounders
[howling ]
Oh, I'll never wash .this flipper again
:SPONGEBOB --Hey, Pearl
shake hands .with Bubble Buddy
[sobbing loudly ]
[crowd grumbling impatiently ]
It's his first time .on his own
,Once again .congratulations
!Popcorn, peanuts
!Ice-cold drinks
[SpongeBob whistling casually ]
Two hours !is long enough
!That's it
,Hey, Bubble Buddy .you're finished
?He kept us waiting for a bubble
:LOBSTER --That's nothing
!He called us fat
.He washed my flipper
!He owes me money
He made me provide !excellent service
Dudes, he made me .experience high tide
...Ohhh
,He poisoned our water supply burned our crops
and delivered a plague .unto our houses
:ALL !?He did
No, but are we just going ?to wait around until he does
I say we tip !something over
:ALL !Yeah! Yeah! Yeah
[group grumbling ]
!Hey
?Now what
:ALL !Get the lifeguard
[group grumbling ]
Wait! Don't waste this .senseless violence on him
It's that stupid bubble of SpongeBob's
that's causing .all the problems
?Who's with me
:ALL !Pop the bubble
[group cheering ]
!Hey, everyone
,Have you met my friend ?Bubble Buddy
:ALL ...Yes
:SPONGEBOB Hey, is this one of ?those sewing circles
:GROUP ...No
Would you stay back ?with those pins
Pointy objects make Bubble Buddy .uncomfortable
,SpongeBob .that bubble's got to go
Oh, no, he already .took care of that
...No-- "go" as in
[blowing ]
[popping ]
!?Ah! Why
You and that bubble !have been nothing but trouble
It's time .to end it
!No, I won't let you
[blowing ]
!Here we go
:SpongeBob !You'll never catch us now
!Never... A-ha
!Never
.Ne-ver
,Enough sea-horsing around .SpongeBob
!Give us that bubble
:GROUP !Pop the bubble !Pop the bubble
!No, you can't
He's not just ...a bubble
.he's a Bubble Buddy
He's my friend .and I love him
Haven't you ever had ?a very special friend
[crying and sniffling ]
,Nickel Buddy .I'll never spend you
...Funny Muffler
...and Jerky Pal
...Boo-boo Keys
...Snake Eyes
:Both !We love you
?So, what do you say
:GROUP !Pop the bubble !Pop the bubble
Let's get this over with so I can go home
.and play my clarinet
...Nooo
,voice distorting ] [getting lower and lower
[moaning ]
!Whoa
[gasping ]
Hey, don't I get ?a say in this
,I'll see you later .SpongeBob
Things are getting .weird around here
.So long
:BUBBLE BUDDY !Happy Leif Eriksson Day
.He's alive
.Of course
Otherwise he couldn't tell .such funny jokes
[laughing ]
[group mumbling ]
.Okay by me... I'm gone
Seems like only this morning
.I held his bottle
[sniffles ]
.They blow up so fast
[crying and snuffling ]
.Ah... hi
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