?Are you ready, kids
:Kids !Aye, aye, Captain
.I can't hear you
:[louder ] !Aye, aye, Captain
♪ ...Oh
♪ Who lives in a pineapple ?under the sea ♪
♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants♪
♪ Absorbent and yellow .and porous is he ♪
♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants♪
♪ If nautical nonsense be ...something you wish ♪
♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants♪
♪ Then drop on the deck .and flop like a fish ♪
♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants♪
♪ ?Ready !SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants
[laughs heartily ]
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:NARRATOR Ah... Sandy Cheeks is going out of town
and has asked SpongeBob and Patrick
to do a little pet-sitting .for her
?Pet-sitting
?Won't that hurt them
Perhaps she should have .asked someone else
[whistling ]
Gee, Patrick, I didn't .know you spoke bird
,No, that's Italian .SpongeBob
[grunting ]
Okay, boys, this .here's Birdy's food
.Feed him twice a day
!?This whole sack
.Naw, just a cup's worth
This here's .my cricket
[chirping ]
[laughs ] He's saying .hello to you
?Ain't he cute
,Uh, sorry .I don't speak Italian
Okay, and this .here's Snakey
What's that lump ?in his belly
Well, that's .his dinner
[chuckling ]
Well, I guess .that's it
.I got to go
I'll see you fellers .in a couple of days
:BOTH !Bye, Sandy
[gasps ]
!Wait! You forgot about this pet
.Oh, that's only Wormy
.He don't eat much
.Look at him, Patrick
?Isn't he great
.Hey, little fella
-Kitchy-kitchy .koo-koo
Aw, look, isn't he ?just precious
.Let's take him out to play
.998... 999... 1,000
!Ready or not, here I come
!You found me
:BOTH !There you are
[both giggling ]
:BOTH !He found us
♪ A friend is a friend to the end of the end ♪
♪ That's forever and a day
♪ Stay by your side, won't hear me say goodbye, come what may ♪
♪ 'Cause that's what friends do ♪
♪ That's what friends do♪
♪ 'Cause that's what friends do ♪
♪ That's what friends do
♪ 'Cause that's what friends do ♪
♪ That's what friends do♪
♪ 'Cause that's .what friends do ♪
Gee, SpongeBob, I don't .want today to end, ever
.I know, Patrick
Days like today come
,once, maybe twice .in a lifetime
.Savor every moment
And it's all .thanks to Wormy
--I made this for Wormy .our new best friend
,Until tomorrow .new best friend
,Don't be sad .little buddy
We'll be back first thing in the morning
.for frolic and fun
Why must the sun set ?on this perfect day
.Sleep well, Wormy
[Patrick crying ]
...Aw, don't be sad, Patrick
.It's only until tomorrow
[crickets chirping ]
[...ominous music playing ]
[rooster crows ]
!Here I come, Wormy
!Me, too
And, and then we're going to play tag
and then we're going to color
and then we're build !a house of cards
:BOTH !We're back, Wormy
!Wormy! Wormy
?...Wormy
?Where's Wormy
?What's that thing
He's got to be .in here
I think something bad .happened to Wormy
He left his Best Friend .ribbon behind
[loud buzzing ]
[both screaming ]
!?What is that thing
,I don't know .Patrick
But whatever ...it is
!it must have eaten Wormy
Why does this keep !?happening to me
Quick, Patrick, we got to !make a run for the door
[...panting and grunting ]
,No! Patrick !he's blocking our only exit
[...panting and grunting ]
?Now what
We're trapped in here ...with that
...that !best friend eater
.Let's not panic
.We just have to stick together
.Remember, it's two against one
?Right, Patrick? Patrick
!Aah! He's eaten Patrick
[grunting and panting ]
!Patrick, you're alive
?I am
Patrick, we can't just
leave this horrible monster !in Sandy's house
It might eat .Sandy's other pets
Or worse, it might .eat Sandy's pets
.No, it might eat Sandy
We got to get it .out of here
[phone ringing ]
.It's for you
...It's working
He's going to ...answer it
!Tartar sauce
You look pretty .appetizing, Patrick
Now, just stay here .and wait for the monster
.I'll go get the net
...Oh... ooh... ooh... ooh
SpongeBob, hurry up !with that net
!Hold on, Patrick
I really don't taste .that good, Mr. Monster
[whimpering ]
[loud buzzing ]
!...Oh
!I'm coming, Patrick
...Oh, ooh
[crack, grunts ]
,No, Mr. Monster !please don't eat me, no
.Spare me, I don't taste good
...No, please
.Wait a second
!Yeah
!We did it, Patrick
Sandy's going to be .so proud of us
We got that horrible monster .out of her house
,And best of all her pets are safe
'cause that horrible ...creature is now
headed straight !for the Krusty Krab
!It's going in the front
.Let's use the secret entrance
[both gasp ]
.Okay, hold still
It's going to eat !Squidward and Mr. Krabs
!Hit the deck, Mr. Krabs
".Say "money
[Money...! [ gasps
[grunting and yelling ]
What's the meaning !?of this, SpongeBob
.We're in serious danger
...There's a, a, a
.a monster out there
?Is he a paying customer
.Oh, no, Mr. Krabs
It doesn't want to .eat Krabby Patties
!It wants to eat you
!Just like it ate Wormy
?Uh, Wormy
[crying ]
?Oh, why, why
...He was so young
We'll never !forget you, Wormy
Well, if Moron Theater's over
I think I'll just take a look .at this monster
?That's the monster
?Pretty scary, huh
!A living nightmare
.I should have known
.Well, that's it
I'm getting off .the Loonie Express
Now, just because you swabs
never seen a creature like this
doesn't mean .it's dangerous
.We tried to warn them
!I can't watch
.Get a load of the scary monster
[laughs ]
...Monster
[laughs ]
.Aw, it looks harmless
.It's kind of cute
.It reminds me of money
...Monster
[laughs ]
[loud buzzing ]
[both screaming ]
?Squidward
?Mr. Krabs
!Aah! It ate them
!And there it goes
,First Wormy ...then Squidward, Mr. Krabs
That flying monster has eaten !three friends too many
.We must inform the citizens
.Evil has surfaced
The fate of Bikini Bottom .is in our hands, Patrick
.Now, let's roll
.Aye-aye, captain
[engine whirring ]
,Okay, Patrick this is a very delicate situation
and must be treated with .great care and sensitivity
.Gotcha
!Run, everybody, run
!Monster on the loose
!Monster
[crowd screaming ]
[both scream ]
?Huh
!Attention, Bikini Bottom
There's a flying monster !that's going to eat you
[gasping and screaming ]
[all gasp ]
[screaming ]
[screaming and yelling ]
!Attention, attention
.This just in
A giant monster
is attacking .Bikini Bottom
[screaming ]
[screaming and yelling ]
[siren wailing ]
.We did it, Patrick
!We saved the city
Just think what might have happened
if we didn't tell .everyone about the monster
?About the what
[screaming and yelling ]
[bell dings ]
[screaming and yelling ]
[bell dings ]
[screaming and yelling ]
[bell dings ]
[screaming and yelling ]
?Huh
.Aw, shoot
Looks like a twister .hit this place
?Where is everybody
.Oh, hi there, Wormy
You weren't supposed to .change till I got back
.That ought to hold you
[crowd cheering ]
.Howdy, SpongeBob
!Sandy caught the monster
[crowd cheering ]
I didn't know I'd been .missed so much. Golly
Maybe I should go .out of town more often
!Ah... ah... ah-choo
[sighs ]
.36 days without a customer
...So... hungry
!Aah! Mr. Krabs
!A customer
!Oh
...No food... three days
!Hold on, me bucko
!Food's on the way
Hey... you got ?money, right
...Yeah
SpongeBob, bring this man some grub
!before he keels over
Here you .go, sir
Oh... Krabby ?Patties, huh
Finest !under the sea
,Yeah, yeah, sure ?but where's the pizzazz
?Huh
.Look at this place
I mean, what is ?the theme here
?Underwater
!It's boring
...Food... water ...atmosphere
Nobody goes to a restaurant .for atmosphere
!They go for food
!Hey, Tom
Fred! Hey, you want to ?eat at the Krusty Krab
Nah, let's go .to the Shell Shack
They've got .a talking dog
!Great ?Say, what's a dog
!Money walking
I need to think up a gimmick like that
!to get people back in here
.I have an idea
!Wait, I've got an idea
:KRABS ,And so ladies and gentlemen
make sure you buy lots of Krabby Patties
!as I bury myself alive
[whistling and cheering ]
[band playing ]
!Go, go, go
[cheering continues ]
.No free refills
!Hey, everyone, listen
The talking dog !at the Shell Shack is singing
!Come on
[crowd cheering ]
.Mr. Krabs, I have an idea
What am I ?going to do
,If I don't find an idea .I'll go out of business
.Mr. Krabs, I have an idea
Why can't someone ?give me an idea
.Mr. Krabs, I have an idea
,Great Neptune in heaven !I need an idea
!...Mr. Krabs... I have an idea
What in the name of money ?are you waiting for, boy
!Tell me
,Okay, Mr. Krabs .prepare yourself
Don't bother sitting down
because you'll just stand up .when you see this
!Ta-da
!Great Barrier Reef
!That patty's spoiled
[laughs ]
Mr. Krabs, it's not tainted meat
.it's paintedmeat
Pretty Patties, available .in six designer colors
[laughs ]
!Mr. Squidward
.Come look
Don't that ?look appetizing
.Mm-mm good, sir
[both laughing ]
Wait! Give me an orange patty !with extra purple
[laughs ]
,What's next ?sequined milkshakes
?Bow-tie french fries
...No
♪ ,Pretty Patties .Pretty Patties ♪
...Stop it
[laughing ]
.I know this is a good idea
.I'll show you
...I'll, I'll
!I'll open my own restaurant
!You'll see
[both laughing ]
,Hey, Patrick ?are you angry, too
!Yeah
?What's the matter
I can't see .my forehead
?What's your problem
I have a good idea and .no one else thinks so
!Me, too
!Inflatable pants
?What's your idea
I'm going to open up a restaurant
and sell !Pretty Patties
!Forget my dumb idea
!That's great
Are you ready ?for the big rush, Patrick
Pretty soon those hungry customers will be lining up
...because we are open
!I'm ready
.I'm ready
...I'm ready
[bell tolls ]
[snores, gasps ]
Patrick, how long have ?we been sitting here
Aw... I got to draw .a new battery for this
What if Mr. Krabs ?was right
.Maybe my idea is dumb
[crying ]
SpongeBob, sometimes we have to go
deep inside ourselves .to solve our problems
.I'm scared
Then I'm going in !for you
...Gah
...Sorry !stupid inflatable pants
[grunting ]
?Did you find anything
?Huh
Hey, do you sell ?food here
[both giggling ]
!Yes, sir
!We sell Pretty Patties
!That thing's green
[laughs ]
!Green
[...laughing ]
[laughing ]
...Green
!Mr. Krabs was right
What am I going to do ?with all these
?Hey, is that one purple
Purple is !my favorite color
.This isn't half bad
,Hey, world Pretty Patties
is the best !idea ever
:[WOMAN [ on TV ?Oh, Rick, how could you
[Krabs crying ]
,together... .we were one
:RICK .That was before
...But now
.I'm splitting us up
:ANNOUNCER We interrupt this program for !an important news announcement
This wild throng behind me
is screaming for Bikini Bottom's .newest culinary sensation
.Let's take a listen
:ALL !Pretty Patties
?Pretty Patties
:ANNOUNCER It's easy to see that .Pretty Patties are popular
But just what is it about them
that drives Bikini Bottom ?feeders wild
:ALL !They match our purses
.They remind me of home
!Pretty Patties rule
:ANNOUNCER Mr. SquarePants, how do you ?explain all this success
.Uh... I don't know
How can you make money ?with such a stupid idea
And how can you not make money ?with such a brilliant idea
[laughs ] At first we didn't know .what to do with all the money
...We tried burying it
...shredding it
.and burning it
!Aah
But in the end, we decided .to just give it all away
!Come again, sir
!I'm getting back in line
!I don't believe it
[panting ]
!I got to see this for meself
!Ooh
.Hey, watch it, buddy
I don't care how much .you want your Pretty Patty
You're going to have wait .in line like the rest of us
!I never had a line
?Who's number 46,853
[crowd roars ]
.I never had 46,853 customers
.Here you go, sir
.Stay pretty
[laughs ] .All right
,Mr. Krabs ?is that you
,Isn't this great ?Mr. Krabs
The pretty patties .are a big hit
.They sure are, boy
You're doing pretty well .for yourself
I guess you've completely .forgotten the Krusty Krab
.No, sir, I haven't
In fact, sometimes I really miss .the old days at the Krusty Krab
...I bet you miss Squidward
...and the grill
.and the crow's nest
!Yeah, yeah
And you know what I miss ?the most, Mr. Krabs
That tiny squeaky sound you get
when you rub .two pickles together
?You know what I mean, Mr. Krabs
...Uh... uh, yeah
,uh, yes .yes, I do, lad
,Well the Krusty Krab
is only .a short walk away
Why don't you head on down
?for old times' sake
.Ooh, I can't leave, Mr. Krabs
?What about the stand
,Oh, don't worry .lad
I'll watch the stand .for ye
?You will
No... I've got .a better idea
I'll take this old roadside stand
...off your hands .for keeps
And in exchange
I'll give you the Krusty Krab
,with Squidward the grill
and all those .squeaky pickles
?...What did you say, Mr. Krabs
Here's the key .to the Krusty Krab
.She's yours now
.Thank... you
,What should I do now ?Mr. Krabs
.Run to her, boy
.She's waiting for ya
,I can't feel my legs .Mr. Krabs
,Don't worry, lad !I'll fix it
,Get this to the Krusty Krab !on the double
!Good luck, lad
...Dreams do come true
[gasps ]
[...yelling and laughing ]
Ladies and gentlemen
Pretty Patties is now !under new management
?Who's next
:[CROWD [ yelling ...I am... I am... Over here
[crickets chirping ]
[rooster crows ]
...I'm ready, I'm ready
.I'm ready... for me money
.Welcome to Pretty Patties
?May I take your money
.We want a refund, Krabs
[crowd yelling ]
?Who, how, what
Your dumb Pretty Patties
!turned my face purple
!Look what I got under my kilt
:ALL !And look at our tongues
?What's wrong with you
.We want our money back
.All 46,853 of us
?Hey, where did he go
[screaming ]
!Get him
[crowd yelling ]
[...panting ]
!Oof
!?My key! Where's my key
!SpongeBob! SpongeBob, let me in
[squeaking ]
!SpongeBob! SpongeBob
!SpongeBob, let me in
[screaming ]
[crowd yelling ]
[squeaking ]
!SpongeBob
[crowd yelling ]
[squeaking continues ]
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