?Are you ready, kids
:Kids !Aye, aye, Captain
.I can't hear you
:[louder ] !Aye, aye, Captain
♪ ...Oh
♪ Who lives in a pineapple ?under the sea ♪
♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants♪
♪ Absorbent and yellow .and porous is he ♪
♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants♪
♪ If nautical nonsense be ...something you wish ♪
♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants♪
♪ Then drop on the deck .and flop like a fish ♪
♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants♪
♪ ?Ready !SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants
[laughs heartily ]
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All right, we're going !to Sandy's house
I'm going to !beat you there
,Keep the tree warm !Sandy
[both whooping and laughing ]
?Sandy
,Hey, Sandy ?what's with the sign
Look, she's on .The Eating Channel
[crunching ]
[gulps ]
:[drawling ] !Howdy
If y'all are watching this
that means I'm asleep .for the winter
This sleep is called .hibernation
crunching ] [and gulping
During hibernation, animals .don't like to be woken up
.So do not disturb
.That means you, SpongeBob
We better .put these on
.Never mind, Pat
Sandy said .not to come in
.Let's amscray
alarm buzzing...]When are you going ] ?to learn, SpongeBob
".No" means "yes"
Patrick, listen, how many times ?...do we have to
!SpongeBob, look at this
[gasps ]
[footsteps crunching in snow ]
?What is this stuff
:PATRICK It's a vast, swirling wonderland .of sparkling white pleasure
Let it fill your senses
with cascading, fluffy pillows of excitement and comfort
as you've never .felt before
...Wow, Patrick [sniffles ]
.That was beautiful
What? I was just reading ?this candy wrapper, see
[pop ]
[gasps ]
!Patrick
Put your helmet !back on
You know there's no water !at Sandy's house
.It's okay, SpongeBob
!This stuff iswater! Look
.I guess you're right
.It's okay here
.Take it off
.No one's looking
[both whoop and cheer ]
[loud snoring ]
,SpongeBob ?did you hear that
:SPONGEBOB I think it came .from up in Sandy's tree
[...snoring continues ]
.That is one tired tree
.Let's check it out
[gasps ]
Look what's !in Sandy's bed
Looks like an .overinflated Sandy doll
I think this thing .isSandy
Hibernation must mean
the opposite .of beauty sleep
[snoring ]
:[muttering ] I've had enough of your .dastardly deeds, Dirty Dan
I'm gonna get you and your partner, Pinhead Larry
or my name ain't ...Sheriff Sandy
[snoring ]
She must be dreaming .about Texas outlaws
[both giggling ]
.Look out, Sandy
.I'm Dirty Dan
I'm gonna catch you
and throw in jail .at taxpayers' expense
Ooh, you better .run faster, Sandy
Yeah, I'm !getting away
!Run faster
Hurry, we're getting !in a taxi
!Faster, faster
[stifling giggles ]
.I'll get you two
!You're nothing but pure evil
.Just like newspaper comics
[snoring ]
[giggling ]
:[whispers ] .Come on, Patrick
We shouldn't .disturb her anymore
.That's not disturbing
.This is disturbing
[grunts ]
.Hi, there, SpongeBob
.My name is Patback
Ha! That is .really disturbing
[both laughing loudly ]
laughter ] [continues
[laughing ]
?Uh, SpongeBob
?Huh
[growling ]
[roars ]
[screams ] [screams ]
!Faster, SpongeBob
!She's gaining on us
!Sandy, no! Stop
!I warned you, Dirty Dan
Now you just crossed the border !into Hurtville
Sandy, it's us, your friends !SpongeBob and Patrick
Please, Sandy, I can't .afford dry cleaning
Gonna skin ya and make a pair .of size six... boots
[...snoring ]
.Fun's over
Whoo... we sure don't want to
.wake her up again
Too bad we don't have
any earplugs .to put on her
Yeah, all's I got is .this belly button lint
!All right, Pat
:[muttering ] I'm gonna rip your arms off
...and flapjacks [snoring ]
Well, that .ought to work
!?Hey, Sandy, does it work
[...snoring ]
Hey, Sandy, if you can't !hear us, don't say anything
!Hey, Sandy
!Don't wake up
[both laughing ]
,See you later !Sheriff Sandy
[laughing ]
[both laughing ]
:[drawling ] !You're under arrest
:[drawling ] !You'll never catch me
[laughs ]
[boom ]
[laughs ]
Hey, that's !not fair
Cowboys couldn't .afford cannons
They couldn't afford .station wagons, either
.Nice paneling
.All right, Pinhead
.Your time is up
?Who you calling Pinhead
.I want to be Dirty Dan
What makes you think ?you can be Dirty Dan
!I'm dirty... bleah
.I'd say I'm Dirty Dan
!I'd say I'm Dirty Dan
!Oh
!Guh
!I'd say I'm Dirty Dan !Oh
!I'm Dirty Dan! Ee
!I'm Dirty Dan! Ow
!I'm Dirty Dan! Ee
!I'm Dirty Dan! Oh
!I'm Dirty Dan! Ee
!I'm Dirty Dan! Oh
!I'm Dirty Dan! Ee
!I'm Dirty Dan! Oh
!I'm Dirty Dan! Ee
!I'm Dirty Dan! Oh
!I'm Dirty Dan
[screams ]
...Screaming will get you no
[growling ]
Which one of you fellers !?is the real Dirty Dan
?Uh... I am
[screaming ]
!Patrick
[crash ]
...Hot wings
.Okay, Pinhead Larry
!Now you get yours
[screams ]
!...Pinhead
[whimpering ]
[panting ]
[whimpering ]
[panting ]
[panting and whimpering ]
...Aah! Whoa
!Whoa-ho-ho
Now you're gonna pay for !those crimes, Pinhead
.Sandy, stand back
!I'm warning ya
[roars ]
!Okay, I warned ya
[grunts ]
?Did you win
[grunts ]
[gurgling ]
.Hi, SpongeBob
[growls, snarls ]
[both scream ]
[...Sandy snoring ]
[bell tolls ]
,Okay, SpongeBob .you can be Dirty Dan
I just want to be .Patrick
Let's get out of here
before Sandy !wakes up again
[gasping and panting ]
[grunting ]
!Ouch
,Sorry, Patrick .but the door is slippery
!It's frozen shut
.Let me have a try
[spits ]
!Open, Sesame
Well, I've done .all I can do
...Then we're stuck in here
...until the door thaws
.in spring
!Barnacles
[chattering ]
?Is it spring yet
...N-n-no
I'm so c-c-cold .that I'm shivering
[cracking ]
I-I'm so cold that I can use my nose drippings
.as a pair of chopsticks
...I-I'm so c-cold that
!I'm shivering
Maybe we should build .a fire
!I've got it
We'll burn the bark .from Sandy's tree
[Sandy snoring ]
You're gonna be wearing an iron lung
when I'm through .with you, Pinhead
[whimpers ]
The fire's not going to .happen, Patrick
!I don't get it
How does Sandy survive these ?intense conditions every year
.Maybe she just ignores it
...Maybe
!Maybe it's her fur
[chattering ]
:BOTH !Yeah
[...snoring ]
,Look at all that warm .toasty fur
:PATRICK ,It's like a gold mine .but with fur
...Carefully
!Come on, do it
!I'm freezing here
,All right, all right !hang on a second
[roars ]
[...snoring ]
,That should be enough ?right
.Sponge, I'm a big man
!A big, big man
Well, I guess I've lived .a full life
[roars ]
[snoring ]
!This is taking too long
!I want the warm now
!Pat, no
[roaring ]
[sighs ]
?Pat, are you crazy
.No... I'm warm
.Let me see that roll of tape
[tape rips fur ]
[roaring ]
[tape rips fur ]
[roaring ]
[tape rips fur ]
[roaring ]
[tape rips fur ]
[roaring ]
Man, that fur really !hits the spot
.No more frozen armpits
And this eyebrow/goatee combo .works like a charm
This the best idea .we've ever had
!You said it
,I'm ready for the longest .coldest winter ever
:BOTH !Bring it on
[birds chirping ]
?Spring
[Sandy yawning ]
...Wow
.Spring already
:PATRICK !...Oh, oh
!Tartar sauce
!The lock is still frozen
I sure can't wait to get .outside and warm my fur
[puffing ]
Oh, look, it's SpongeBob .and Patrick
[Patrick screaming ]
!Hi, guys
[screaming ]
.It's okay, Sandy
Squirrel pattern baldness
is quite common .in small mammals
...SpongeBob
...Patrick
.Don't worry, Sandy
.We've got you covered
[chuckles ]
[Sandy chuckles ]
?More lemonade, boys
:BOTH !Thanks, Sandy
.Spring sure is lovely
[SpongeBob laughing ]
.Oh, I've got you now, Gary
[meows ]
!Tag, you're it
[laughing ]
:[garbled ] !Gary will never find me here
.Uh-oh
[meows ]
!Tag! Now I'm it
[laughing ]
.Hi, SpongeBob
?What are you doing
Gary and I are .playing tag
?You want to join us
!?Oh, boy, would I
...Okay
!Tag... you're it
!I'm it! I'm it
[meows ]
!Tag, you're it
!I win! I win
[purring ]
?What's with Gary
He sounds like .a motorboat
[laughing ]
That's just a snail's way .of saying he likes you
[laughing ]
!Tickles
[laughing ]
[both laughing ]
[still laughing ]
Well, I guess it's time
for me and the Gar Bear .to get going
.Come on, Gary
[pop ]
Boy, I can't wait .to hit the hay
?How about you, Gary? Gary
?Gary
♪ Brush, brush, brush
♪ ...Brush, brush, brush
,Hey, Patrick ?have you seen Gary
♪ Brush, brush, brush
♪ ...Brushing everywhere
[spits ]
..Nope .oh, hey, here he is
[purring ]
[meows ]
.Come on, Gary
We've got to let .Patrick go to sleep
.I don't mind, SpongeBob
In fact, why don't you let Gary ?sleep over at my house tonight
.Hey, that's a great idea
!A sleep-over, oh, boy
Oh, this is going .to be great, Gary
We can stay up till dawn and watch scary movies
and eat popcorn ...and play board games
...Blah, blah, blah
.Gee, this great
My two best friends in the .whole sea having a sleep-over
And then we'll make a house of cards
and then we'll read ...some comic books
Okay, you guys .have a good time
.I'll see you tomorrow
,Blah, blah, blah ...blah, blah
[crickets chirping ]
[foghorn blows ]
!I'm awake
:PATRICK !Hey, SpongeBob
Hey, guys, how ?was the sleep-over
.Great, SpongeBob
!Watch this
,No matter where I go .Gary follows
[pop ]
[laughing ]
[meows ]
[laughing ]
[meows ]
?See
!Come on, Gary
...Try and catch
!me
[laughing ]
?Isn't this great, Gary
Me running around .and you chasing me
.You're not chasing me
.Come on, Gary
Let's go play .a different game
!Whoa-ho-ho-ho
Look out, I'm right .in front of... you
?What's wrong with me
[sniffs ]
?Do I offend
[purring][ laughing ]
!Hey, Gary
!Gary, look
!It's your favorite ball
[purring][ laughing ]
[laughing ]
!Hey, Gary
...Look
!Snail-nip
?Huh? Huh, huh
[...laughing ]
!Help! Gary, help
!Help me
!Oh, merciful Neptune
!I closed the window on my head
[laughing][ purring ]
!All right, that's it
[screams ]
[laughing ]
...Oh, ooh
Gary, you stop this .foolishness right now
Gary the Snail, answer me .when I'm talking to you
,Okay, that's it .mister
You are coming home with !me right this instant
[grunting ]
Say good-bye to .Patrick, Gary
[meows ]
,Hold it right there .DadMom AngryPants
?What's that supposed to mean
.I don't know
But I do know Gary knows .who he wants to go with
Now, I suggest you put him down .and let him choose
Fine, but I would like to remind him
who it was that fed him and housed him
and sat at his bedside when he was sick
and massaged his eyestalks
when his eyes !were sore
,Okay, Gary, go ahead .show him
!Okay, Gary, come to me
,Come on !come on, Gary
,Come on .come here, Gary
,Oh, uh .wrong way, Gary
.G-Gary, turn around
.Gary, turn around
,Gary, no .Gary, no, no, no
,No, don't do it .Gary
...No, Gary
...Well, well, well
I guess that answers .that question
.So long, SpongeBob
Gary and me .got stuff to do
!Okay, fine
If that's the way ...you want to thank me
:[crying ] .for all that I've done
[sniffling ]
I guess you're not .coming back, Gary
[sniffles ]
!I don't need Gary
.I'll just find another pet
Yeah, it will be .better than Gary
I'm going to get a pet
who won't go off !with my best friend
[...laughing ]
!Hi, guys
[panting ]
Say hello to .my new pal Rex
[barks ]
Not only is he loyal
but he knows .tricks, too
.Watch and learn
!Sit, Rex, sit
,Roll over, Rex !roll over
!Now stay, Rex, stay
.Good boy, Rex
?Who's a good boy
[Patrick laughs ]
[...laughing ]
I'm sure glad we went .our separate ways, Gary
.A worm really is the pet for me
!So loyal, so trusting
!Always by my side
[barks ]
?Who needs worms anyway
,Welcome home .newest best friend
,Come on out .don't be shy
[giggles ]
You remind me of someone .I once knew
A certain someone
whose name will not be mentioned
.in this household
Come on, let me ...show you around
.Larry
.Meow
And now, Larry, I present !to you... dinner time
!Ta-da
!Bon appétit, Larry
[chuckles ]
[sniffs ]
[hisses ]
.Okay... maybe later
This is where .you sleep, Larry
[snarling ]
...Uh, that's where I
[hissing ]
[snoring ]
...I guess you can sleep .there
.I'll sleep down here
.Well, goodnight, Larry
[hisses ]
[crickets chirping ]
[gulls cawing ]
[television playing ]
!Hey, hey, Larry
?Want to hear a joke
.Oh, Gary used to love this one
[clears throat ]
What do you call ?a snail on a ship
!A snailor
[laughs ]
[hisses ]
?Don't you get it, Larry
.A... a snailor
Gosh, Larry sure is .different than Gary
And Gary and Larry ...are real different than
.Jerry
Oh, Gary, why did you ?have to go
:[sobbing ] ?Why, Gary... why
?Why, why, why, why, why
[Gary meows ]
[gasps ]
?Gary
.Hey, SpongeBob
...Oh .hello, Patrick
[meows ]
.Hello... Gary
Would it be all right
if Gary and I did some ?laundry over here
?Laundry
.But we used to do laundry
?And, uh, SpongeBob
Could we borrow ?some soap
Soap? But we used to .use soap
...Do you want
...fresh scent or heavy... du
.Here it comes
!Du... du... du... ty
!Gary
,Please come back !Gary
!Please come home
!I'm a wreck without you
!I know
If you come back
there will be .a no-rules rule
You can do whatever you want .when you want
If you feel like ripping up !the sofa, rip it up
?And the litter box
!Forget about it
!The world is your litter box
And you don't have to wait around
!for me to feed you anymore
!24-hour fridge access
And you don't even have to !use a bowl
I know how much you like
my prized driftwood carving .of Squidward
Well, think of it as your own .personal scratching post
?What do you think, Gary ?Won't it be fun, Gary
.How pathetic
...Gary
,I'm sorry, SpongeBob .but Gary's with me now
You had your chance .and you failed
You have to stop .living in the past
.Face it, SpongeBob
You're only .hurting yourself
It's what Gary wants
,and what Gary wants .is me
?Right, Gary
?Huh
He only liked me !for my shorts
!No, Patrick
He wanted the cookie !in your pocket
[meows ]
?G-G-Gary
[burps ]
[meows ]
!Whee
Aw, Gary, I knew !you'd never leave me
...Aw [chuckles ]
.Let's go for a walk, pal
?Gary
I thought what we had !...was special
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