[SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]
?THEME SONG: Are you ready, kids
!Aye, aye, Captain
!I can't hear you
!Aye, aye, Captain
!Ooooh
Who lives in a ?pineapple under the sea
!SpongeBob SquarePants
Absorbant and yellow .and porous is he
!SpongeBob SquarePants
If nautical nonsense .be something you wish
!SpongeBob SquarePants
Then drop on the deck .and flop like a fish
!SpongeBob SquarePants
?Ready
,SpongeBob SquarePants ,SpongeBob SquarePants
!SpongeBob SquarePants
[GUFFAWS]
NARRATOR: Here we are again at the Bikini
.Bottom Boating School
Today is, once again, the day of SpongeBob's boating school
.exam
But more importantly, this is .the last test for the year
And if SpongeBob does ,not pass this one
it means another whole !year of boating school
[CRASH]
[GROANS]-
?What happened
.Oh, nothing, SpongeBob-
You just struck .another pedestrian
.Minus 20 more points
How many does- ?that leave me with
.Negative 224-
How many more minutes- ?left in the test
.The test is over-
.That's enough time-
!I can make up those points
.No, SpongeBob-
!Wait
.You didn't hear me
!Aah
!It's too late, SpongeBob
[CRASH]
[COUGHS]
,OK, Mrs. Puff- ?what's my final score
.6-
!Whoo-
?And how many do I need to pass-
.Six-
--Whoo-
.Hundred-
?What-
.600-
.You need 600 to pass
.You got 6
.Don't worry-
.I'll be all right, Mrs. Puff
Besides, this means that I get to be
in your class for a .whole 'nother year
.Well, see you next Tuesday
!Yeah
SINGING) I'm going to) .get my driver's licence
And it's only going .to take one more year
.One more year
.One more super-duper year
,One my super-spectacular ,extra-magical
.extra-fantastical year
:(MRS. PUFF (VOICEOVER !Oh, Neptune
.Another year with him
!Barnacles
!Dirty barnacles
I've got to do something .to save myself
.Huh, there's only one way out
.A teacher's ace in the hole
!Extra credit-
?What was that, Mrs. Puff-
.Extra credit, SpongeBob-
.The extra credit
.LAUGHS] I still have a chance]
I-- I mean, you .still have a chance
?What's extra credit-
It's when you get- credit for the things
.you weren't able to do before
!SINGING) Ooooh)-
Now, are we ready- ?for that extra credit
.Extra credit-
.That's the spirit-
So all you have to do to earn your extra credit
and pass my class and never have to come anywhere near
this school again is write a 10-word sentence on what
you've learned in .boating school
But I've learned- .so many things
.Just pick one-
.I don't care which
.Here, I'll help you get started
What I learned in boarding" !school is"-- there
.That's already seven words
!Only three more
--"L-E-A-R"-
[PENCIL SNAPS]
!Oh, barnacles
?What's wrong-
.Got to sharpen my pencil-
[WHISTLES]
.Hm
[HUMMING]
?Hm
[HUMMING]
--"N-E"
[PENCIL SNAPS]
!Oh
[WHISTLES]
!Give me that-
.Here's a pen
!A pen-
One of the most permanent .of all writing utensils
.SINGING) Gonna write an essay)
.That's what I say
!There
.Fantastic-
.Let me see it
!No, wait-
!I've changed my mind
I'm sure what you've- .written is fine
.Just let me see
!No, don't look-
.It's not ready
!It's so simple, only 10 words-
What I learned" in boating school
!is"-- Blankety, blankety, blank
!I can do this-
!I can do this
FRANTIC) "What I learned)- ".in boating school is
What I learned in" ".boating school is
!I can do this-
I can do this! [PANTING] Is ?it hot in here, Mrs. Puff
GASPING] Why is] ?it so hot in here
!Aah
!My hand
!My hand is cramping, Mrs. Puff
!Make it stop
!You only need three more words-
!Ugh
OK, let me see what .you've written
.It's not ready yet-
.That's OK, SpongeBob-
Show the teacher .what you've written
!No-
!Give it to me-
!No-
!Let me see it-
What I learned in" ,boarding school is," uhh
.well, the rest doesn't matter
!You've passed
!LAUGHS] You pass]
Mrs. Puff, I don't feel- .like I really did anything
That's how extra credit- .is supposed to feel
?Really-
.Besides, here's your licence-
.My licence-
It tastes just like .I dreamt it would
--Mrs. Puff, I
.MRS. PUFF: Thank you, SpongeBob
.Congratulations
.Have a nice life
!Look out, Bikini Bottom-
.There a new driver on the road
And his name is !SpongeBob SquarePants
SINGING) La la) !la la la la la la
--La la la lala
!Aah-
!Ow-
!SINGING) La la la la la la)-
.La la la lala
!FISH: Ouch
!PARTYGOERS: There he is
!Happy birthday
--SINGING) La la la la la la)-
[THUDS]
[GRUNTS]
.So much destruction-
?This reporter asks, why
Local consensus places the ,blame on this negligent
selfish driving !instructor who-- oof
HALTINGLY) Let's) .not use that take
.That's preposterous-
.He did the extra credit
[CHUCKLES]
.There's no need to worry
He doesn't even have .a boat to drive
Now, to go home and have .the rest of that pasta
[CHUCKLES]
!Aah
!ALL: Surprise
!To the greatest teacher ever-
.Thank you, Mrs. Puff-
I know I speak for everyone when I say that we consider you
a member of the .SquarePants family
[LONG KISSING SOUND]
I think you've made- .your point, dear
.Ahem-
Mrs. Puff, we were starting to think SpongeBob
was never going to .get his licence
.But you never gave up on him
.You never quit
.You never took the easy way out
.Well, I, uh, OK-
.We wanted to make sure Mrs- Puff, the greatest driving
,teacher in the world .was here to see this
?See what-
!Ta-da-
".IM-RDY"
!BOTH: A brand-new boat-mobile
?For me-
.Ooh
[SPLAT]
.Don't worry, Mrs. Puff-
.He'll be driving by tomorrow
!Toodle-loo
?What have I done-
Everyone will know that I .let him slide through school
I'll have to move to a new city, start
a new boating school .with a new name
.No, not again
I've got to end this .thing before it begins
You took quite a- .buster there, son
What I learned in- !boating school today is
We're going to have to- hold off on the driving
.there for a while, son
.That's right, honey-
.Now, just stay in bed
.And no going near the boat
[DOOR SHUTS]
.Hi, Boaty-
.GASP] Boaty, you're cold]
.Take my socks
Oh, Boaty, I'm always .going to take care of you
You're the best boat .in the deep blue sea
[SIGHS]
I hope I still- .remember how to do this
.Yeah
[SPONGEBOB: [SNORING
!Hey
.I'm driving
[BOTH SCREAMING]
?Who are you
And what are you ?doing in my boat
And why are you wearing that ski ?mask because you're not skiing
!Oh, my gosh
!I know who you are
.No, you don't-
.You don't know who I am
!Yes, I do-
I know that you're !a boat-jacker
I never thought I had to .use this pepper spray
[SHRIEKS]
!Somebody help me
[CRASH]
Sorry, SpongeBob, but- .it was for your own good
[PANTING]-
!Give me back my boat
!You better stop this boat
!I'm not letting go
!Nothing will stop me
?"Not even-- "giant clams
!Ow
!No
!Stop
!Ah
!Oh
!Ow
I'm not letting !go even for-- huh
?"Cheese graters"
!No
!Ow
!No
!Stop
!No
!Stop
!Ai
!Oh, no
If you think I'll let go for a little
?"educational television"
!Oh, no
!Aah
.Looks like that got rid of him-
.Now, for some tunes
:(SPEAKER (ON RADIO And now back to KRUD
with all of your personal "you won't
get away with .stealing my car" hits
!Aaah-
[TYRES SCREECHING]
[GRUNTS]
.Hey, look-
[BOTH SHRIEKING]
!Oof-
!Oof
!Arg
I'd never let you !have this boat
--Not even if you were
[GASP]
?Mrs. Puff--
[SIREN]
?So how's it going, Mrs. Puff-
Uh, SpongeBob, I'd- .like to apologise
.I shouldn't have passed you
.You really weren't ready
So I guess I got to give- ?my licence back, huh
.I hear Mrs- Flounder is starting
.a new class Monday morning
?You kidding-
You're the only teacher .for this student
And besides, the warden says she'll let you
.go early if you do her a favour
?What's that-
.Free driving lessons-
[LAUGHS]
!SPONGEBOB: Wow
!I can't believe it
We're actually here at the .Biannual Jellyfish Convention
.Jellyfish are awesome-
Cool state-of-the-art- .jellyfish nets
.Touch-
.Don't touch-
!Wow-
The harpoon from ".Jellyfish, the Movie"
.Touch-
.Don't touch-
Look, Dr. Manowar, the guy- who got stung by Big Lenny
.and lived
And now, it only hurts when- !you touch it. (BAWLING) Ow
.Touch-
Do I have to- ?follow you all day
!SHRIEKING] Patrick, look]-
?Can it be
?Ice cream-
,No, it's the Jellyspotters- Bikini Bottom's
premier jellyfish .enhusiasts' club
!Ah
And their leader, the coolest ,jellyfish enthusiast ever
.Kevin the Sea Cucumber
What's so great- ?about a nerdy pickle
If I could just touch the- ,hem of his pocket protector
then maybe some of his .greatness would rub off on me
SpongeBob, as a friend, I- .most say that's really geeky
!GASP] Oh, my gosh]
!Jeffrey Jellyfish
!Wa-wa-- wait, Jeffrey
!I have to touch you
!Hey-
?Bamboo-
I only use composite .materials in my net handle
?CROWD: Composite materials
--Composite
.Next question-
.CROWD: Next question
.Next question
.Uhh, hi, Kevin-
.Hi-
?What is your question
.Hi, Kevin-
.Whatever-
.Next question, please
.Hi, Kevin-
.Hello, loser-
.All right, you, way in the back
.Hi, Kevin-
Does anyone here- --have an actual
[HEAVY BREATHING]-
.Hi, Kevin
.I'm your biggest fan
.You're too kind-
!Security
!No, wait-
!I would do anything for you
Why don't you go- ?jump off a building
[SPONGEBOB: [SCREAMING
?Huh-
[CRASH]
.Anything-
.Punch yourself in the face-
?Doesn't that hurt you
Do you want it- ?to hurt me, Kevin
[LAUGHTER]
!That is the best-
[LAUGHS]
.This guy's great
We have got to bring this .guy jellyfishing with us
.No, Kevin, no-
.He's a geek
Look, I won't let the- .guy to join the club
I just want to see how many times he can get stung
before he goes running .home like a baby
.Meep-meep-
.Kevin's a genius .JELLYSPOTTERS: Meep-meep-meep
.Kevin's a genius
.Genius
.Kevin
.Meep-meep
.Kevin
Hey, kid, how would you like to- ?try out for the Jellyspotters
[LONG BEEP]
.Clear-
!I'd love it-
.Hm-
!Ah-
Nothing like driving through jellyfish fields
,with the top down ?hey, Jellyspotters
.JELLYSPOTTERS: Meep
.Top down
.Meep-meep
.Top down
.Meep-meep
.Ah-
.Oh, here we are
.Jellyfish Fields
!GROANS] Dah]
I hope you didn't- .forget our nets
.I didn't forget them, Kevin-
.They're in the trunk
I can't believe I'm out .here with the Jellyspotters
I mean, all my life, I .wanted to be a Jellyspotter
And now, I'm out here with you guys with the nets
.and the jars and the jellyfish .And I'm with Kevin
.And Kevin's with me .And we're all with each other
.And we're jellyfishing together .And it's fun
--And I'm
!Hold it-
Before you become ,a Jellyspotter
you have to pass .a rigorous test
:JELLYSPOTTERS .LAUGHING] Rigorous test]
--Test
!Quiet-
!Sh
--You're first test .catch a jellyfish
[BUZZING]
.Hey, I caught one-
?Am I a jellyspotter now
.JELLYSPOTTERS: Meep .He caught one
.Meep-meep
.Oh, that doesn't count-
!Ouch
.SPEAKER: Wah-wah-wah
.I meant two jellyfish-
,Two jellyfish- .meep, in the net
.JELLYSPOTTERS: Meep, in the net
.Jellyfish in net
.Th-- that's not what I meant-
.I meant 20 jellyfish
.Oh, uh, let's see-
--One, two, three
!Oh, beat it-
!Ow
[YELLS]
.SPEAKER: Wah-wah-wah
Jellyspotters allow jellyfish- .to eat jelly off their face
?Who wants to lick my cheeks-
.I see I have some takers
?How does it feel-
[LAUGHING]-
.It tickles my nose
.Not for long-
[LAUGHTER]
!SPONGEBOB: Ah, hah, hahchoo
!Wah-wah-wah-
?Will you cut that out-
?Am I in the Jellyspotters now-
.No-
I have many more .tests for you to take
?Am I in the Jellyspotters now-
[ZAP]
.No-
?Am I in the Jellyspotters now-
[ZAP]
!No-
?Now-
[ZAP]
!No-
?Now-
[ZAP]
!No-
?Now-
[ZAP]
!No-
?Now-
[ZAP]
?Now
[ZAP]
?Now-
[ZAP]
OK, SquarePants, it is- .your turn to get zapped
I mean, are you ready ?for your final test
!I'm ready-
You'd better be- because we are going
.to capture a queen jellyfish
?A queen-
?Can I help
.Oh, don't worry-
.We can't do it without you
.This is fantastic-
.I've never been bait before
I don't think I've ever seen .a queen jellyfish either
Well, then you probably never- .used a queen jellyfish call
?Why don't you try it out
.BOOMING) Loser)-
.Loser
Hey, I've heard .this call before
.I'll bet you have-
?Hey, where are you going-
.Oh, don't worry-
.We'll be right behind this bush
[ZAPS]
!Ow
?Who's got my sting ointment
!This is great-
When I pass this test, I'll be .an official jellyfish spotter
.BOOMING) Loser)
.Loser
.WEAKLY) Loser)
Hey, Kevin, I don't .think it's working
.Nothing
!Hey
!Hey, Kevin
.She's here
.Look, look, she's here
.She's here
.She's here, Kevin
--She
[GASP]
[ZAPS]
!Aah
[PANTING]
[ZAPS]
!Aah
Please don't be .angry, Your Highness
.I would have let you go
[BAWLING]
[LAUGHTER]
[GASPS]
!Kevin
.That's right-
You should have seen the look .on your face when we zapped you
?But what about my final test-
[LAUGHTER]
Did you think we'd actually- ?let you join the Jellyspotters
But, Kevin, I was- .you the biggest fan
.So were they-
.Hey, look, everybody-
!Kevin's back
!FANS: Kevin
!We love you, Kevin
!Kevin's here
You look so dumb with- !your dorky jellyfish call
!Loser .JELLYSPOTTERS: Meep
.Loser
.Meep-meep
.Loser
!Loser-
.I am not a loser-
!Looooser-
!Loser
[LAUGHTER]
?Huh
!Cnidaria Rex
.King Jellyfish-
.Rrrowrr-
.Mmmwah
!Kissyface-
[PANTING]-
?Hhrrh-
!Kevin
[ZAPS]
[YELLS]
[WHISTLES]
[GASPS]
.I think he's gone-
.One of you go out and check
.Meep-meep-
.Meep-meep
[ZAP]
!Aah
.Meep-meep
!meep-meep
.JELLYSPOTTERS: Meep
.Save us
.Meep
.Save us
.Kevin, save us
--Save us
.Don't look at me-
I was just in this .for the fashion
.It's hopeless
!We're trapped
.We're trapped
!Help me, Mommy
!Help me
!I want my blankie
?Now, what do we do-
JELLYSPOTTERS: Um, help .me, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy
.Help, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy
.Help
--Help
[GROWLING]-
?What the
!Hmm-
.Mm, mm, mm
.Yummy
[CHEERING]
.Meep-meep-
.Meep-meep
.I can't believe it-
?How did you know
!LAUGHS] Everybody loves pie]-
.Wah-wah-wah-
,Well, SquarePants- .that was impressive
But you're still not in the club because you
.didn't catch a queen jellyfish
?Wait, what are you doing
[RIPS]
!Aah
!Wow-
.I didn't know this was a hat
.It wasn't-
.SPONGEBOB: Hi, Patrick
.Hi, SpongeBob-
?Did you get into that club
.Yeah, but I turned them down-
.It's not about Kevin
.It's about jellyfish
SpongeBob, I'm glad- .you learned your lesson
.Hero worship is unhealthy
.Come on, Jeffrey
[MUSIC PLAYING]