?Are you ready, kids-
.KIDS: Aye, aye, Captain
!I can't hear you-
.KIDS: Aye, aye, Captain
THEME SONG: Oh, who lives in ?a pineapple under the sea
.Spongebob Squarepants
,Absorbent, and yellow .and porous is he
.Spongebob Squarepants
If nautical nonsense be something
you wish-- Spongebob .Squarepants
Then flop on the deck .and flop like a fish
.Spongebob Squarepants
?Ready
,Spongebob Squarepants ,Spongebob Squarepants
.Spongebob Squarepants
[LAUGHTER]
[HUMMING]
.There we go-
Hey, Spongebob, I got all the leaves raked-- Spongebob, what
?are all these leaves doing here
You said you were ?gonna rake 'em
.I am raking the leaves-
But they're still- .all over the ground
.Sandy, I can't rake any faster-
.These are big leaves
And they keep breaking .in to more leaves
Then go scrape the- .salt lick or something
We gotta get this stuff .done before it's too late
What's the big- ?rush anyway, Sandy
.I told you, Spongebob-
.I'm hibernating next week
?Hibernating-
?What's that
It's when I go to sleep- .for the whole winter
?Can I do that-
.No, silly-
.It's a mammalian thing
Sandy, you may not have- .noticed, but I is 100% mammal
Enough chitter- .chatter, Spongebob
.We don't have much time left
?Why, Sandy-
When does your ?carboration begin
!In one week-
But Sandy, that only gives- --us-- one, two, three
[GASPS]
.168 more hours of play time--
!You're telling me-
.And there's still so much to do
.We gotta climb some things
.Climb-
.We gotta jump off of stuff-
.Jump-
.We gotta ride-
.Ride-
.I don't want to sleep yet-
.Wait, Sandy-
.I can't burn carbs in my sleep-
?Sandy-
?What-
Sandy, I'm willing to- sacrifice any of my time
that I haven't already .sold to Mr. Krabs to you
.Well, I'm glad, Spongebob-
Because for the seven days, it's going
to be you, me, and .these sweat bands
!Yee-haw
.Uh, I can explain-
I'm hotter than a- .hickory smoked sausage
!Woohoo
Maybe, if we sing that- .song, he'll come to life
?Ready
BOTH: Oh, there --once was a tin man
Life's as extreme as- !you want to make it, hoo
.Maybe we didn't sing it right-
.Yeah-
.Hoo, what a workout
I'm gonna be feeling .this tomorrow
.Ow
I gotta say I'm impressed- .with you, Spongebob
You're making this the best .pre-hibernation week ever
Well, I'd better get home- before Gary chews up the sofa
.again
[SIGHS]
[GASPS]
.Goodnight, Gary-
[SNORING]
!Ah-
!Woohoohoo-
Nothing like a refreshing ?morning dip, huh, Spongebob
?What happened to sleeping-
Well, I'll be- ,asleep all winter
.we only got three days for fun
.Well, hurry now
The giant clams like .to feed at this hour
[GROANING]
?Isn't this great
Yeah, I've never played- .extreme jacks before
OK, Spongebob, this- .one's gonna be fun
We just whack each other with these giant ear cleaners
.till one of us falls off
--On your mark, get set
Sandy, are you- sure we're supposed
?to be standing up here
!Go-
!Ah-
.Come on, Spongebob-
We're going for a tandem .ride through the park
Gee, that sounds- .safe-- I mean, fun
.OK, I'm ready
[GASPING]
I thought you said we were- .riding through the park, Sandy
.I did, Spongebob-
.The industrial park
This is where the .real action is
.Come on, pedal
.This part gets pretty technical
.Yee-haw
.Now for the speed course
.Hang on
.I hope we make it
!Ah-
!I'm having fun too-
.Wake up, slowpoke
.We're going fly fishing
[RIMSHOT]
SPONGEBOB (VOICEOVER): This .squirrel's trying to kill me
Any more of these stunts and .I'll be reduced to a puddle
Wait a minute, I gotta .talk my way out of this
Sandy, I think I need .to tell you something
?What is it-
Well, it's just that- I'm feeling sort of-- I
--just feel like maybe I need to
,Hold that thought, Spongebob- cause it's time for a down home
favourite, find the hay .in the needle stack
[MUSIC PLAYING]
.Ow, ow, ow, ow-
.Ouch
?Did you find it-
.Not yet-
Well, I'm going- .to look over here
.You do that-
.Found it, Spongebob-
.Come on, best two out of three
.Gotta hide-
.Gotta hide
?Home
.No, Gary can't keep a secret
!Under a rock
.It's so original
!SANDY: Spongebob
!Spongebob
Where are you ?little square dude
[GASPS]
Spongebob's tie, and all ?his other little dressings
But-- But he always folds his clothes
before running .around in the nude
Something terrible .must've happened to him
.All right, listen up, y'all
.I'm rounding up a search party
.Spongebob's gone missing
.Man the lifeboats-
.Alpha team, you search uptown-
.Gold team searches downtown-
?Any questions
.Gold team rules-
.SANDY: Now get moving
[CROWD CLAMORING]
.Someone look up there-
.Put your dorsal fins into it
Come on, he can be anywhere .in these sulphur fields
!Hey, Spongebob-
Well, at least I still .have my personality
.Check in this here moist cave-
!CROWD: Spongebob
!Ah
.Status report-
He's not in the- .poison sea urchin cove
.Well, look again-
.He's not at the leech farm-
.Well, look again-
.He's not in my thoughts-
.Well, think again-
Attention, Bikini Bottom, the time
,has come to double .no, triple our efforts
?How about a break-
.We've been at it for days
.Think about the children-
.That's a good idea-
Use the children to crawl into small places
.you couldn't normally reach
.This is a load of barnacles-
.I heard that-
No one's going anywhere .till we find Spongebob
.Oh, wait, uh, here is-
.That ain't Spongebob-
.Spongebob is square
[GROANING]
.I'm ready, I'm ready-
.No, you ain't-
.I found Squarebob-
.That's just a cereal box-
.Besides, he's yellow
.Yeah, here he is-
?Hey, could I go home now
.Oh, look, he's up in the sky-
?Oh, he's not-- huh-
They must've gone .to search some more
[COUGHING]
?Spongebob, where are you-
?You under there
.Nope
.Uh, I can explain-
?Spongebob-
.Nope
?Spongebob, where are you
.That squirrel's gone crazy-
But she'll never- .look under a rock
[LAUGHTER]
.SPONGEBOB: You said it
.Sandy'll never find us
.Eh
.Hey, wait, you don't understand
,Oh, look, it is I, Spongebob- .out here in the open
?Spongebob-
!Ah-
!Ah
.Come on, let me back in
.You don't understand
,Oh, Spongebob- .I was so worried
I thought something .terrible happened
.Come on
There's just enough time .to go atom smashing
.Sandy, wait-
.There's no time to wait-
!Hibernation
.Sandy, you gotta make time-
.This is important
.I am a man
OK, Sandy, I-- I-- I-- I .can't play with you anymore
.I just can't take the games
.They're tearing me apart
[CRYING]
.There I said it
Now, just promise we .can still be friends
.Please, Sandy, this isn't easy
--I
[SNORING]
?SPONGEBOB: Sandy
[LAUGHTER]
I never thought I'd say it, but .thank Neptune for hibernation
[LAUGHTER]
[SNORING]
?How are you people-
,ANNOUNCER (ON TV): And now back to the Crustacean Crime
.Theatre
[LAUGHTER]
!Stop, thief-
?Which way did he go-
.He went that way-
.Let's get him boys-
.Curses, foiled again-
What a no good eel in- .the kelp that guy was
There ain't nothing .worse than a thief
Thieves need to be .locked up forever
They should all be strung up by their gills
.and forced to breathe air
Buy, Mr. Krabs, what about- ?all the stuff you stole
?What do you mean-
.Like that barrel-
It says property .of Salty Sea Farms
Oh, that's where I- .rent me pickles from
?Are you renting the barrel too-
.Well, no-
?Then you bought it-
.No-
?Then isn't that stealing-
--Well, I, uh-
What about this towel from- ?the Sizzling Spring Sauna
--Um, well, that's-
?And this Bikini Bell phone-
--Well, I-
?And Sandy's hedge clippers-
--Oh, they're um-
?And Plankton's lawnmower-
--Well, he-
?Even Mrs. Puff's hair curlers-
.That one was a gift-
Listen, all that staff .is, uh, borrowed
?Borrowed-
.Well, that's a relief
I thought you took it .without permission
.Ah, permission, shmermission-
You can borrow anything you want, anytime, as long as you
.get it back before it's missed
?Everyone knows that, right
.BOTH: OK
.All right, then-
Hugs, you put in a .hard day's work, boys
.But I don't work here-
.See you later-
.Oh, that was close one
SPONGEBOB: What do ?you want to do today
.I don't know-
?What do you want to do today
I don't know, what do- ?you want to do today
.I don't know-
.What do you want to today
.I don't know-
?What do you want to do today
[GASPS]
.I know what I want to do today-
.I need some money
.Aw
!Oh
.Oh
.I don't have any money
Spongebob, I want a balloon .really, really badly
.Really, really badly
.It's OK, Patrick-
There's lots of money in the First
.National Bank of Spongebob
!Follow me
.Uh oh, I'm broke too
Maybe we can borrow .money from Squidward
Wait, instead of- ,borrowing the money
why don't we just ?borrow the balloon
!Yeah-
!Like Mr. Krabs
?It's just borrowing, right-
Yeah, and borrowing- is OK as long
?as we bring it back, right
.Right-
[LAUGHTER]
.This is so great-
.We're gonna have so much fun-
First, we can run .with the balloon
Yeah, then we could go to- .the beach with the balloon
Yeah, then we could take a- .bike ride with the balloon
Then we could go to the ,movies, and the arcade
,and the ice rink .and the pizza shop
And the moon, and the- ,sky, and then a car
.behind the dumpster
.And the candy shop-
.And then my backyard-
.And then in a plane-
.And over a rock-
.And under a hill-
.And with a whale-
!BOTH: We love borrowing
.It popped-
!BOTH: Ah
How are we gonna return- ?it now, Spongebob
.I've got the pieces-
.I got the air-
.Hurry, put the pieces on-
.We popped the balloon
.We can't return it
.We're thieves
[UNINTELLIGIBLE YELLING]
.We have to confess
?Confess-
?Are you out of your mind
Do you have any idea what ?they do to people like us
We're not talking about some dumb mail fraud scheme
,or hijacking here !we stole a balloon
And they're going .lock us up forever
.You're right-
We've just got to .keep our heads
.Act normal
[UNINTELLIGIBLE NOISES]
.Wow, street performers-
[CROWD CHEERING]
!BOTH: It's not working
!Ah
.Hi, there-
!BOTH: Ah
Hey, don't you- ?want a free balloon
.It's national free balloon day
.He's on to us-
It's not safe in- .Bikini Bottom anymore
We've gotta move fast .and cover our tracks
.I'm on it, Spongebob-
.Take a last look, Patrick-
.We can never go back
.Goodbye, Bikini Bottom-
We've only got ourselves and- .what we can carry on our backs
.Yup-
We're gonna have- .to travel lighter
.PATRICK: I want to go home
.We can never go home, Pat-
.We're wanted men
We'll spend the rest of .our lives running, running
But at least it's .warm around the fire
Hey, if we're underwater, how- ,can there be a-- I'm scared
.Spongebob
.No more nice warm beds-
?Huh-
.No more Krabby Patties-
?Huh-
.No more getting mail-
.No more Gary
.No more movies
.No more Squidward
No more Sandy, or .Pearl, or Mr. Krabs
!No more anything
[CRYING]
!I want ice cream-
But it doesn't have- ?to be all bad, right
I mean, at least .we have each other
.Yeah-
And all that running is good- ,for your buns and thighs
?right
.Yeah, buns and thighs-
?And the bitter cold-
?It's bracing, isn't it
Yeah, maybe being- .a felon can be fun
.We can loosen our ties
!Yeah-
.And we could fly
!Yeah-
!Ah
[CRASHES]
SPONGEBOB: OK, we .still can't do that
.But we don't have to shave
.I'm way ahead of you, buddy-
.And you get to talk tough-
This town ain't big .enough for the two of us
.Let me try-
.Uh
.Hey, punk, he-he
,And the best part is- ,now that we're felons
we don't have to return .anything we borrow
!BOTH: Yeah
.And we owe it all to you-
?What are you talking about-
Taking the balloon .was your evil plan
Doh, I'm nothing- .but a lot of talk
You're the one with .the sticky fingers
Aw, Patrick, you're the- .best bad influence ever
.You, too-
I wish we had- .something to eat though
!Look what I've got-
!Rectangles-
Not just any .rectangles, candy bars
.Oh-
All we have to do is make 'em- .last the rest of our lives
.Thanks, Spongebob-
.I think I'll eat it now
.Ah
.I think I'll eat it now
.Ow
.Oh
?Where'd my candy bar go
.I must've dropped it
.You just ate it, Pat-
.It's all over your face
?Where'd it go-
.I'm going to starve
?Where'd it go
.I can't find it
?Where could it possibly be
!Aha
?What-
.You stole my candy bar-
.No, I didn't-
?Oh, so that's how it is, huh-
.Once a thief, always a thief
.You ate yours-
.This is mine
.You took my only food-
.Now I'm gonna starve
Here, Patrick, just- .take half of mine
?Yours-
.You mean mine
?Do you want it or what-
I don't want it unless- .you admit you took it
.This is my candy bar-
.Liar, liar, plants for hire-
.It's pants on fire, Patrick-
.Well, you would know, liar-
Well, if you're gonna be- .that way, I'll eat it myself
.You better not-
.I'm warning you
.Ah-
!Don't-
!Stop it
!Don't
!Oh
!Ah
[SCREAMING]
!Ah
.Mhm-
.You're a crazy person-
I should've expected this after .the way you stole that balloon
?Did I, Patrick-
?Did I
Or did your criminal mind ?hypnotise me to steal it
!Oh-
.That's it
!Ah
.First, the balloon
.Now, my candy bar
.You're out of control
.I-- I'm telling on you
.Not if I tell on you first-
.I'll beat you there-
.You're gonna get in trouble-
.No, you are-
[PANTING]
?What can I do for you boys-
!BOTH: We stole a balloon
[CRYING]
?What's the problem here-
Well, it appears these- .two stole a balloon
?What are you going to do to us-
[WHISPERING]
.OK, follow me-
If you can't do the .time, don't do the crime
.OK, time's up
.Now, get out
.But-- but we stole a balloon-
.Yeah, on free balloon day-
[LAUGHTER]
How about some lollipops- ?for the road, boys
Let's vow never- to borrow anything
.without permission again
.You said it-
All right, which one of you ?flatfoots stole my lollipop
[LAUGHTER]
.SPONGEBOB: Oh, brother
.PATRICK: I mean it
[MUSIC PLAYING]