?Are you ready, kids
:KIDS !Aye, aye, Captain
.I can't hear you
:[louder ] !Aye, aye, Captain
♪ ...Oh
♪ Who lives in a pineapple ?under the sea ♪
♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants♪
♪ Absorbent and yellow .and porous is he ♪
♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants♪
♪ If nautical nonsense be ...something you wish ♪
♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants♪
♪ Then drop on the deck .and flop like a fish ♪
♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants♪
♪ ?Ready !SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants
[laughs heartily ]
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Ah... another beautiful day
in Bikini Bottom's own Jellyfish Fields
an untamed world of natural order
where the little jellyfish jellies roam free
.across the salty seascape
,And where there is jellyfish .there is the jellyfish hunter
[la-la'ing ]
.You're my 12th catch of the day
.I'm going to call you Twelvy
.Kitchy-kitchy-koo
[sneezes ]
.Bye, Twelvy
[jellyfish buzzing ]
[electricity crackling ]
.Oh... it's you
[jellyfish buzzing ]
Well, it's just .you and me again
I've caught and named every jellyfish in this field
,at least once, except you .No-name
[making nasal whine ]
[blathering ]
[can clanking ]
[panting ]
panting faster ] [as buzzing grows faster
[blathering ]
!Gotcha
?Barnacles, how did he do that
.Some day I'll catch ol' No-name
I'm going on .my lunch break, Mr. Krabs
!You got five minutes
Wow, one more minute !than yesterday
.SpongeBob ready for launch
[imitating rocket launch ]
...Mmm
...Oh, yum
...Mmm
...Oh, yeah
[tittering ]
[swallows ]
Hey, buddy, what ?the heck is that
.Why, this is a hole, good sir
,You see, I am a sponge ...and we typically
!Not that, that
It's just a little old crabby patty
.smothered in jellyfish jelly
I call it a "crabby patty ".with jellyfish jelly
?Could I try some
!Sure
...Amazing
I've got to tell .someone about this
♪ ,Hey ...all you people ♪
♪ ...Hey, all you people
♪ ,Hey, all you people ?won't you listen to me ♪
♪ ,I just had a sandwich no ordinary sandwich ♪
♪ A sandwich filled !with jellyfish jelly ♪
♪ Hey, man, you got to try this sandwich ♪
♪ It's no ordinary sandwich ♪
♪ It's the tastiest sandwich !in the sea ♪
[scat singing ]
♪ ...Yeah
.Thank you
!?SpongeBob
Who's playing Squidward's !?records again
.No one, Mr. Krabs
I was just sharing my jellyfish .jelly with the customers
:ALL ...Mmm
,Here, Mr. Krabs send your taste buds .on a journey
Messin' with the patty's !formula... that's mutiny
...Why, I ought to
Sir, this is the greatest thing
.I've ever eaten
I'm going to come back here for lunch
every day for the rest .of my life
?Hey, buddy, you all right
[stuttering ]
?.You okay, Mr. K
SpongeBob, I got a :proposition for you
How's about you go catch me
some of those ?little money fish
Oh, boy, getting paid to jelly-fish
.that's my life's dream
--Well, keep dreamin' .this'll be on your time
.Aye, aye, sir
Now, go get me some jellyfish
...and make it
[jellyfish humming ]
.Quick
Uh... SpongeBob
we're going to need more
than one .puny jellyfish
But, sir, how many ?jellyfish do you need
SpongeBob, we have a whole ecosystem
full of hungry .payin' customers
...Oh, no! Don't tell me
you've stopped carin' .for the customers
[screams ]
.No, never
Then go out there
and get me !some more jellies
.Okay, Mr. Krabs
Just make sure the jellyfish ;are comfortable
they are .oh, so sensitive
Oo, I'll keep them ...comfortable all right
.inside me wallet
[chortles ]
[buzzing ]
[panting ]
.Here you go, Mr. Krabs
I'm going to need !more than that, boy
,More jellies .Mr. Krabs
Oh, that'll !never do-- more
.More, SpongeBob
[creaking ]
What don't you understand ?"about "more
[jellyfish buzzing ]
.More
!More
.More
...More, more, more, more
!More
.Well, there's no more
.Now, that's jellyfishing
[humming ]
[buzzing ]
[scatting quietly ]
...It feels like somebody
!wants to tell me something
[groans ]
I told you .he was on to us
[panting ]
[buzzing ]
I'm not interested !in anything you're selling
[panting frantically ]
...Gee, it sure felt like
.Bah! I must be working too hard
[phone ringing ]
.I'll get it, Gary
,Hello, SpongeBob's house .SpongeBob speaking
[heavy breathing ]
?Hello
[heavy breathing ]
[dial tone buzzing ]
.Uh, uh, a wrong number
Uh, I guess Gary forgot .to pay the electric bill
[laughs nervously ]
[clanking ]
?Gary, is that you
!?Gary
.Uh, yeah, good idea, Gary
There's probably some candles .in the kitchen
?Hello... what's this
,How did you get in here ?oh, delicious one
A little snack .will calm my nerves
Mmm, a crabby patty .with blue jelly
[gasps ]
!?Blue jelly
[yells ]
,Hello, No-name ?what's happening
[laughs nervously ]
.No-name, let me out
What are you going ?to do with me
P-U, what smells ?like big business
Hey, I don't remember .that factory
?Huh
Oh, what is !?this horrible place
:MECHANICAL VOICE .Kitchy-kitchy-koo
What kind of monster ?is responsible for this horror
That's it, boys, keep that .gelatinous gold a-flowin'
[chortles ]
?Mr. Krabs
.No
Now I know why .you brought me here
?But what can we do
[music playing ]
:SPONGEBOB ?Mr. Krabs
!Stops this madness
!Stop it right now
Uh, uh... this isn't what it .looks like, SpongeBob
,Why, uh, we're just, uh, uh .having a little tea party
.Oh, boy, a tea party
.You tricked me, Mr. Krabs
I wouldn't have collected all those jellyfish
had I known that .this was their fate
!This isn't right
,Jellyfish need wide .open space and fresh air
Easy, boy, what are you doin' ?with that
Something that should .have been done a long time ago
!No
The squeaky bolt on this door .was driving me crazy
.Whew
And now, I'm going
!to set these jellyfish free
[struggling ]
[chortling ]
Well, you can't-- the door is voice-activated
and it will only open ".if I say "open
[electronic beeping ]
...Freedom
!Freedom
!You'll never catch me
[laughing ]
?What
.Blasted exercise craze
[screaming ]
.Good-bye, friends
.I'm taking jelly off the menu
He really got burned .on that deal
[laughs ]
.All is as it should be
I promise never to use this net
for anything .but pure sport again
Jellyfish aren't meant to be .captured forever
...Oh, No-name
.I guess I can name you now
.I'll call you... Friend
[electricity crackling ]
[titters ]
[crowd cheering ]
:ANNOUNCER Welcome, sports fans
to the 12th Annual Bikini Bottom !Fry Cook Games
[playing fanfare ]
trumpets playing ] [triumphant song
[crowd cheering ]
I declare these Fry Cook Games
!open
[emergency tone whistling ]
[playing fanfare ]
[panting ]
I declare these ...Fry Cook Games
!open
[crowd gasps ]
:ANNOUNCER So begin the 21st .Fry Cook Games
I'm a realistic fish head and it's a beautiful day
here at Bikini Bottom's .Fast Food Coliseum
They come from everywhere ...microwaves hum
...patties sizzle
-and heat lamps keep the fast .food spirit warm and soggy
But the real story is the bitter rivalry
between former competitors Mr. Krabs of The Krusty Krab
.and Plankton, of the Chumbucket
Who could forget the year Mr. Krabs won gold
for this 500-pickle ?clean and jerk
[grunts ]
.Not Plankton
Or when Plankton won the hearts of millions
by performing this perfect onion ring routine
?with a broken antenna
[straining ]
.Krabs wasn't moved
And now, late word is that this year
the Krusty Krab will be represented
,by a new competitor on what is perhaps
the greatest day .of his young life
This is perhaps the greatest day
,of my young life .Mr. Krabs
[panting ]
I can't believe I'm representing
the Krusty Krab in !the Fry Cook Games
To bring home the gold
is to bring honor and glory
.to the Krusty Krab
And all that free publicity !will bring in customers
!So don't lose
!Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs
:[straining ] .Krusty-Krab
.Krusty-Krab...Hey, SpongeBob
.Hi, Patrick
.Krusty-Krab
[grunting ]
Are you trying ?to move the ground
You'll never move it .like that
You got to get !under... neath it
Come on, Patrick
I'm trying to train .for the Games
?Games ?Can I play
,Ah, sorry, Patrick .you have to be a fry cook
?Be a fry cook
Is that all ?I gotta do
!That'll be easy
,What do you mean ?"easy"
?How hard can it be
They don't let just anybody
.be a fry cook
.We're an elite corps
--Oh, come on
you're just .flipping patties
Hey, flipping is not .as easy as it sounds
[hissing ]
,Why don't you go home ?Patrick
-You can compete in the Laying !Under-A-Rock-All-Day Games
:[gasping ] At least I don't polish !my fingernails
:[gasping ] !You take that back
,Fingernails ,fingernails !fingernails
You don't even have .fingernails
I cannot believe !what I am hearing
!?How can you hear it
,You don't have ears !either
...You
!Holes, holes
!Cone-head
!Yellow
!Pink
!Oh
I'm going to get a job as a fry cook
!and it'll be easy
!Fine
[grunting ]
!Krusty-Krab
...Krusty-Krab
[sniffing ]
What's that smell ?in the air
!I smell Plankton
?Oh, yeah
...Well, I smell
[sniffing loudly ]
.Pew, he's right
[show music begins ]
[toots horn off-key ]
.I love messing things up
Are you ready ?to do or die, Krabs
,Always ready, Plankton .always ready
Good, because today, the ...Chumbucket is going to kick
!your carapace
.That's what you think
But I got me --a champion
!SpongeBob
.Show him
[making karate screams ]
[giggles ]
...Look at him
.in his prime
!You ain't got no chance
That's where you're wrong, Krabs
.for I, too, have a champion
,Ladies and gentlemen turn your attention
.to the southwest corridor
.Other way
:[softly ] .Imbeciles
!And... stop
!Perfect
Representing the Chumbucket
,a creature so fearsome so terrible
so mind-bendingly large
that those of you with weak constitutions
.may want to leave the stadium
!I gotta get out of here
:PLANKTON !Too late
.Ready or not, here he comes
,Quake with fear .you mortal fools
Bow down before ...the awesome might of
[crashing ]
this huge guy who's carrying ...the real contestant
!Patrick Star
Patrick, what are ?you doing here
You're not .a fry cook
,Oh, yes, I am -Mr. SpongeBob .Superior Pants
!Check it out
I been working for the Chumbucket
for almost !five minutes
Well, it doesn't matter anyway
'cause you're going .to eat my dust
Uh-uh, I'm eating .my own dust
!Not if I eat it first
!Yellow!Pink
,I can't believe it .Mr. Krabs
I thought Patrick .was my friend
?Friend
.Not in here he ain't
?What do you mean
He's not really .your friend
?He's not
He's plotting your downfall !right now
?He is
He's going to stab you
!in the back
!He wouldn't
Of course .he would
.Just look at him
...Square
!the shape of evil
:KRABS It's a mockery .of your profession
Are we going to let some pretender
take away what !?belongs to the Krusty Krab
!No
!Then get mean
!I'm mean
!Get angry
!I'm angry
...Now get out there
...And win
...That
!Medal
[bellowing ]
[growling ]
[both growling ]
[growls weakly ]
:ANNOUNCER :Our first event !the deep-fry pole vault
Win this one !for the Krusty Krab
!For the Krusty Krab
["crowd saying "Oh ]
["crowd saying "Yay ]
Win this one because .I told you to
!Because you told me to
[grunting ]
[cheering ]
!Fish sticks
Get your !fish sticks here
:ANNOUNCER :The next event .the chocolate high-dive
Make way for ,the real fry cook .Patrick
:ANNOUNCER For his dive, SpongeBob will be attempting
a full banana fudge-pop .with two sticks
.And now, absolute silence
...I scream
!for ice cream
:ANNOUNCER !Perfect entry
--And toasted almonds .that's unexpected
!He stuck it
And just look !at that even coating
...Top that
.Pinky
?Almonds
,Curse him ...that's good
but perhaps a bit too highbrow
.for this crowd
He thinks he's !better than them
[grunts ]
!Better than you
[grunts more forcefully ]
Now get up there and show him
how the common man
prepares his frozen !dairy treats
[bellowing ]
:ANNOUNCER Patrick will be resurrecting :an old favorite
the single-scoop strawberry cone .with a chocolate dip
!Just look at that concentration
Oh, a little shaky --on that entry
!but just look at that form
!Take that, Yellow Boy
,Laugh while you can .Pinky
.It's not over yet
That's what you think
!but it's not over yet
!It's not over yet
With the score tied :we go to our final event
.Bun Wrestling
Who will take home ?the gold
?Mr. Krabs of the Krusty Krab
,Don't forget .he called ye yellow
:ANNOUNCER ?Or Plankton, of the Chumbucket
,Don't forget !he called you pink
[growling ]
[grunting ]
[screaming ]
[bell dings ]
[growling ]
[grunting ]
[growling ]
[screaming ]
[yelling ]
--Forget the Chumbucket
.this is personal
[screaming ]
[yelling ]
!No
!"My name's not "Rick
[shouting and grunting ]
.I don't like you
!I don't like you more
!I never liked you
I a thousand times !never liked you
!Pink
!Yellow
[straining ]
[ripping ]
[crowd gasping ]
:SPONGEBOB !gasps] Yellow ]
:PATRICK ?Pink
:[together ] .You do care
[sobbing ]
Let's promise never ,to fight again .buddy
,Yeah, pal .let's go home
[both whistling ]
[crowd booing ]
?Hey, where you going
Get back here !and kill each other
You're my .best friend ever
.You, too, Patrick
You know, these were white .when I bought them
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