?Are you ready kids-
.AUDIENCE: Aye Aye Captain
!I can't hear you-
!AUDIENCE: AYE AYE Captain
THEME SONG: Oh who lives in ?as pineapple under the sea
!Spongebob Squarepants
Absorbent and yellow .and porous is he
!Spongebob Squarepants
If nautical nonsense to ,be something you wish
!Spongebob Squarepants
Then drop on the deck .and flop like a fish
!Spongebob Squarepants
?Ready
,Spongebob Squarepants ,Spongebob Squarepants
!Spongebob Squarepants
!Ah
!Ha
[COUGHING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
,Counting me money- .money sweeter than honey
.Money, money this
.Money, money that
.Profit will make me wallet fat
!What
Profit's down $3 !from last month
I've got to start running !a tighter ship around here
Thank you for choosing- .the Crusty Crab
.Here's your change
?Mr. Squidward-
?What-
What's with all- ?this change nonsense
.Over and under-
Grab the end, put ,it through here
up and around, round the .horn, bring it back home
.Hmm-
Spongebob, I ain't paying .you to play dress up
[DEEP BREATH]
.Breathe on your own time-
.I don't pay you to breathe
.You hardly pay us at all-
.Oh, that reminds me-
.I got something for you
.Ah, yes-
.Our meagre restitution
.Ah, the sweet smell of payday
?Huh
.Oh sorry-
.That's me dry cleaning
Here's your check, and .here's yours, Spongebob
I can't accept your- .money Mr. Krabs
.Grilling is my passion
?What is this-
You're making me pay you to ?stand at the cash register
!What is the meaning of this
?Have you gone off the deep end
There's going to be a- .few changes around here
Every time I catch ,you two goofing off
.I'm going to charge you for it
.18, 19, and 20-
Here you go, Mr. K. I think this .should cover all my nonsense
Oh, and here's an extra 50 cents .for when I was tying my shoe
[PANTING]
Uh, Spongebob, what do- ?you think you're doing
.I'm just giving Mr- .Krabs the money I owe him
Well I am not paying that- !cheapskate Krabs one cent
.And I suggest you do the same
?Why-
We've got to unite- as workers, and demand
the respect we .deserve from the boss
In fact, you and I !should go on strike
!Wow-
?You and me go on strike
!Sure-
After all you like ?your job, right
!Right-
And you want to keep- ?working here, right
!Right-
And while you work here you- ,expect to be treated fairly
?right
!Right
!Then let's go on strike-
!Yay-
!A strike
.We're going on strike
I still don't know .what strike means
.But we're going on a strike
!Hey
.guess what, Mr. Krabs
Me and Squidward are .going to go on strike
?A strike-
!Yeah-
You mean you're going- ?to make picket signs
.Yeah-
And you're going to- ?make protest speeches
!Yeah, yeah-
And you're going to ?demand me respect
!Yeah-
!No-no
Squidward, you didn't tell .me I was going to get fired
--Without the Krusty Krab !I-- I-- Oh Squidward
?Could you hold me
.I think I'm going be sick
.Oh
!Spongebob-
.Newsflash, Spongebob
!I got fired too
This is exactly why we .need to go on strike
He can't treat us .like this anymore
He owes us for all the precious irretrievable moments
!we've wasted in this trash heap
Soon he'll realise he needs .us more than we need him
!We are workers united
!Eh-hem
.Sorry-
Just do exactly as I say- Spongebob, and in no time
you will have your .job back, and more
?And more-
,All right Spongebob- .now listen up
I'm going to have to .teach you how to strike
First, we must get .rid of our uniforms
They are a symbol .of our oppression
I want you to throw your !hat on the ground, like so
!Now, stomp it into the dust
.Your turn, Spongebob
.That's the idea
.Now throw it on the ground
[STRUGGLING NOISES]
[CRYING]
.I can't do it, Squidward-
.This hat is my friend
.It never oppressed me
.Spongebob, you're pathetic-
!Look
.I threw my hat on the ground
!Ah-Ha-
!A confession
Next time think !before you litter
.OK-
.Pay attention Spongebob
Now we're going to .make picket signs
This is a very important .part of striking
?Like this, Squidward-
,Not A picket fence- !you ding-dong
!Picket sign
?How's this-
.No-
.This is a picket sign
.Krusty Krab Unfair
.Short, sweet and to the point
?How about this, Squidward-
Spongebob, it's- !unfair, not fun fair
?A fun fair-
?Where
.Uh-- I could go for some fun
.At the Krusty Krab-
!Hey everybody-
!Let's go to the fun fair
[STAMPEDE NOISE]
!Krusty Krab is unfair-
!Mr. Krabs is in there
,Standing at the concession !plotting his oppression
?What the heck does that mean-
.I don't know-
Squidward told me to .yell it at people
Then you must be- !Spongebob Squarepants
.Yes-
Dude, you are like- !a fry cook legend
?Will you sign my spatula
Anything for an- .aspiring fry cook
So, did you come down ?to help out the cause
.No-
.I came to take your job
!Hey, thanks dude
!Attention Spongebob-
!You are a terrible striker
You just let your replacement ,cross our picket line
without so much as !a single threat
.I'm sorry, Squidward-
?How about I try the signs again
!Forget the signs-
.I got something for you to do
!Go stand over there
?Like this, Squidward-
.Almost-
A little more to the .right, and perfect
Attention people !of Bikini Bottom
You have been !cheated and lied to
.I knew it-
[SLAP]
The gentle labourer- shall no longer
suffer from the noxious !greed of Mr. Krabs
Hey, what's that- ?guy talking about
.I don't know-
.But he's got a megaphone
We will dismantle- !oppression board by board
We'll saw the foundation of big business
in half, even if it !takes an eternity
[CROWD NOISES]
Gee, I don't know what- .Squidward's talking about
.But he sure sounds convincing
With your support, we will send- the hammer of the people's will
crashing through the windows of !Mr. Krabs' house of servitude
[CROWD CHEERING]
Wow, all this supporting- !is making me hungry
Hey everybody, let's- !go get a Krabby patty
[CROWD CHEERING]
Nobody gives a care about the- fate of labour as long as they
can get their instant .gratification
That was a great- .speech, Squidward
You practically had them .eating out of your hands
But they didn't, did- ?they Mr. Squidward
Because they were too .eating out of mine
I wish you two would had .gone on strike earlier
Thanks for attracting all these paying customers
with all your signage .and your sloganeering
.All right, Mr. Krabs-
.You've gone too far this time
You can pick on me, but !Squidward is a great leader
!We are workers united
We're tired of .your smelly greed
And we're going to ,saw your tables
and we're going to smash stuff !with the people's hammer
And we're going to-- We're ,going to-- Squidward
?what was that other part
Dismantle your- ?oppressive establishment
!Yeah-
!That too
And me and Squidward are to going
stay on strike until !we get what we deserve
!Even if it takes forever
SPONGEBOB (IN SQUIDWARD'S !MIND): Forever
!Forever
On strike with- !Spongebob forever
Hey Squidward, I- bet old man Krabs
.is going to break any day
?Squidward
?Yeah, Squidward
[SCREAM]
I've got to beg- Mr. Krabs for my job
back, and put an end !to this nightmare
!Ah
,Oh, uh-- evening- --Mr. Squidward, uh
.I was just in the neighbourhood
And I uh-- thought I'd drop by to beg
!you to come back to work
!The Krusty Krab is a wreck
I'm ruined without you and !then that little yellow guy
The teenagers I hired .is ruining the place
--And the worst part is !they won't leave me alone
!All right, Mr. Krabs-
!See what I mean-
Squidward, please !you gotta come back
You'll give us- ?anything we want
!Yes, anything-
So what do you ?say, Mr. Squidward
Your story breaks- .my heart, Mr. Krabs
Why don't we take a little .walk and uh-- discuss my terms
I got a bad feeling in- .the pit of me wallet
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Gee, being on strike with- .Squidward sure is a kick
Squidward's words are still buzzing around in my head
.like an angry jellyfish
!Squidward was right
!I can't just sit here
!It's time for action
I will restore the working !man to his rightful glory
I will dismantle this oppressive !establishment board by board
I will saw the tables !of tyranny in half
Gnaw at the ankles !of big business
[EATING NOISES]
!Squidward will be so proud
Well Squidward, those- !were intense negotiations
I'm glad you saw it- .our way, Mr. Krabs
Now I can fire them- teenagers and get me
!two golden boys back
[SCREAM]
.Well, see you at work-
[SINGING]
[GIGGLE]
,Sponge-- Spongebob- !what have you done
I did exactly as- .you said, Squidward
.I dismantled the establishment
Now we'll get our !jobs back for sure
[SINGING]
!Squidward-
!Spongebob
?Yes, Mr. Krabs-
!Here it comes-
In order to pay off- these damages, you who
are going to work !for me forever
!Yahoo-
!The strike worked Squidward
!We got our jobs back
!Forever
SPONGEBOB (IN SQUIDWARD'S !MIND): Forever
.Forever
.NARRATOR: One eternity later
[MUSIC PLAYING]
NARRATOR: Ah, another peaceful .evening in Bikini Bottom
Listen to the .tropical tranquilly
[EXPLOSION]
.Uh-oh
[EATING NOISES]
[EARTH SHAKING]
[EATING NOISES]
[WHISTLING]
[SNORING]
[EARTH SHAKING]
[ALARMED CRY]
[EATING NOISES]
.Two scoops, please-
.Thank you
[EATING NOISES]
[SNORING]
.You keep it change
?What
[EARTH SHAKING]
!I saw it-
!It was big
!It was all wiggly
!And it ate everything
.That's horrible-
[EATING NOISES]
!It was an Alaskan Bull Worm-
!He ate my wheelbarrow-
!He ate my children's homework-
?Do I need to say it-
?How can we protect ourselves-
!I've got it-
.Let's all buy a Krabby patty
[CROWD BOOING]
!We should lock our doors-
.We should call my nephew-
!We should dig a mote-
,We should take Bikini Bottom- !and push it somewhere else
That idea may just be crazy- !enough-- to get us all killed
[CROWD NOISES]
Let's get someone- !to go after it
They're ain't no one- fool enough to take
!on an Alaskan bull worm
[GLASS SCRAPING]
You got a bathroom- ?in this place
.In the back-
.Thanks-
I'll get your worm for ya, that- .is if you're willing to pay
!No-
You'll never get !a cent out of me
!Never
I'd rather that worm come in here right now
!and eat you all alive
[GASPS]
.Sorry
!Aw shucks-
.I don't want your money
I was just playing up the .drama of the moment is all
[NERVOUS LAUGH]
[CRYING]
!Nope
I'm gonna take that spineless .critter down for nothing
!Because this is personal
!Look, my tail's gone
[CROWD GASPS]
Varmit must have got it while I !had my back turned, the coward
[SYMPATHETIC CROWD NOISES]
!I am gonna get back what's mine
[CROWD CHEERS]
!What-
But Sandy, you don't know !what you're up against
We are talking about !an ALASKAN BULL WORM
Well I don't know nothing- .about Alaska, but lookie here
Back in Texas, I wrangled .bulls, and I wrangled worms
As far as I'm concerned, doing them
.both together just saves rope
Now I'm gonna go kick !me some worm tail
!Ye-haw
!But Sandy, you don't know-
!Don't worry, Spongebob-
.I won't be long
!Sandy-
!Sandy
!Go get him Sandy-
We have the utmost !confidence in you
?Now what was that idea of yours
!Push-
[CROWD GRUNTS]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
!Wait-
!Sandy
Hey Spongebob, you- ?coming to watch
!Sandy-
!Don't go
?Why not-
!Sandy I saw it-
!It's big, scary, and pink
.So's Patrick's belly button-
But I ain't afraid .of that neither
!You'll get massacred-
.Spongebob, I'm from Texas-
,What you think is big and what I think is big
!are two totally different bigs
.Besides, he's got my tail
.I can't take that sitting down
.OK-
But-- what if the worm ?didn't take your tail
If that worm ain't- ?got my tail, who does
.Um-- I do-
?You do-
?Where
.In my pocket-
Well why didn't- ?you just say so
!Give it here
.Come on
Spongebob, that's a paperclip .and a piece of string
.No it's not-
.This is your tail
!Spongebob-
?How would you know-
!It's always behind you
!Oh, don't go
!Don't go
Spongebob, what is- ?the matter with you
Now I'm gonna go give that .legless rascal what for
And there ain't nothing !you can say to stop me
,Oh yeah, what if I said- !Blaggenfidibblenohip
,Well, I gotta admit- .that's slowing me down
!But I'm still going for him
You know, tails- .are so overrated
Let's just forget !about it and go home
!I've got ice cream with nuts
Sandy, this is your ,Pappy speaking
and I forbid you to .go after this worm
Y'all come back !here, young lady
!You ain't my pa-
Sandy, if you want- ,to get to that worm
you're going to have !to go through me
!Sandy, no
!I can let you
I'm not going to !let you get killed
If you find him you'll !get eaten for sure
Ain't no way some- dumb old sea worm
.is going to make a meal a me
!I am too Texas tough
!No-no oh-oh not tough enough-
!Not tough enough
Spongebob, quit- !you're worrying
.I can take care of myself
After all, who's the strongest ?critter in Bikini Bottom
.You are-
And who put the Hiya- ?hi-ho K in Karate
.You did-
And who saves your- yellow backside
from certain destruction ?on a regular basis
.You do-
!Right-
And I can handle your .little bull worm too
!Cause I am the best there is
There ain't nothing too big .or too ornery for me to catch
.OK-
!Say it-
--There isn't anything-
--Ain't nothing-
Ain't nothing too big or- .too ornery for you to catch
--But
--Dat-
--SPONGEBOB: But
.SANDY: Dut
--SPONGEBOB: And
--SANDY: Doh --SPONGEBOB: We
--SANDY: Doh --SPONGEBOB: Die
--SANDY: Dat --SPONGEBOB: Yeah but
--SANDY: Doh
-SPONGEBOB: You see
--SANDY: No
--SPONGEBOB: Die
--SANDY: Oh
[SNIFFING]
!Worm sign-
!He's in that cave
--Sandy are you sure you-
!Of course I am-
.I'm going in
And I ain't coming out until I got
me a big heaping !plate of worm stew
[CRY]
!SANDY: Ah-ha
There you are you !tail nabbing varmit
!Hi-ya
[FIGHTING NOISES]
!I'm winning Spongebob-
--Sandy, that's not-
[FIGHTING NOISES]
!This shouldn't take long-
--Sandy, that's not-
!Almost done-
!Sandy-
!Ye-haw-
!I got him, Spongebob
?Sandy-
!Boy howdy-
This critter put up !some sort of fight
.But I'm from Texas
And as you can see, no .worm is a match for me
!I even found my tail
!That's not the worm-
?Pardon-
.That not the worm-
.That's his tongue
,Oh, this is the tongue- and the whole thing
!is the worm-- RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
[ROARING]
?So what the plan, Sandy-
!Run faster-
.I could have thought of that-
.Hey wait a minute
?I was right, wasn't I
!Later-
Ah, he is too big- ?for you, isn't he
!Not now Spongebob-
!I want to hear to say it-
Can we talk about- ?this some other time
!Say it-
!Spongebob-
!Say it or I'll trip you-
!No-
!Get away
!Say it-
!Not now-
!Say it-
!OK-
!You were right and I was wrong
.I was wrong, wrong wrong, wrong
?Are you happy now
.I knew it-
[ROARING]
[SCREAMS]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
[ROARING]
.Not again-
?Uh-- Sandy-
?Yeah-
?What do we do now-
!I've got it-
Spongebob, you still got that ?paperclip and that string
!I'm way ahead of you Sandy-
!Look
!It's a necklace
.S for Spongebob, or S for Sandy
That way they can .identify our bodies
!No silly-
?How about S for save our skins
!Ye-haw
!Now this is what I call a rodeo
!We'll be nice and safe up here
[SCREAMS]
!We did it-
!Yay-
!He'll never get out of there
!We saved the town-
!Yay-
!Let's go tell everybody
!PATRICK: Push
[CROWD GRUNTING]
!Push
[CROWD GRUNTING]
[CROWD CHEERING]
[THUD]
!Ouch-
[MUSIC PLAYING]