?Are you ready, kids
:KIDS !Aye, aye, Captain
.I can't hear you
:[louder ] !Aye, aye, Captain
♪ ...Oh
♪ Who lives in a pineapple ?under the sea ♪
♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants♪
♪ Absorbent and yellow .and porous is he ♪
♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants♪
♪ If nautical nonsense be ...something you wish ♪
♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants♪
♪ Then drop on the deck .and flop like a fish ♪
♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants♪
♪ ?Ready !SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants
[laughs heartily ]
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:KRABS ,Come on, SpongeBob .it's quitting time
I've got a card .game tonight
Who are you playing ?cards with, Mr. Krabs
I'm going over to the Chum .Bucket to play with Plankton
[gasps ]
!Plankton
,But, Mr. Krabs .he's your archenemy
He's been trying to steal the .Krabby Patty formula for years
.Ouch
Why would you ?play cards with him
Between you and me
Plankton is the worst card player !in Bikini Bottom
Why, I've been taking him to the cleaners
every Thursday night !for 15 years
!I never lose
[laughs ]
[both laughing ]
[crying ]
[SpongeBob laughing ]
Taking him --to the cleaners
!that's a hot one
How was the card ?game, Mr. Krabs
.I lost
.Barnacles, Mr. Krabs
?How much money did you lose
.I didn't lose any money
...I lost
Don't tell me you lost !the Krusty Krab
...I lost
Mr. Krabs
please tell me you didn't lose
the Krabby Patty !secret formula
...I... lost
!you
?What
.I bet your contract and I lost
[laughs ]
.Good one, Mr. Krabs
Well, I got to make .those Krabby Patties
[grunting ]
!D'oh
I'm afraid you don't work here .anymore
Please tell me .this isn't a joke
.Go on, Mr. Krabs
.Tell him
Tell him all about .your cruel, sick joke
As much as I love cruel, sick jokes
.I'm afraid he's not joking
.You work for me now, SpongeBob
Time to put on the official .Chum Bucket bucket helmet
[screams ]
But, Mr. Krabs
I don't want !to work for him
I want to work for you
here at !the Krusty Krab
[sobbing ]
!I'm sorry, boy
[both sobbing ]
It's all !my fault
[sobbing ]
,What kind of cold heartless person
would break apart ?such a loving relationship
!I would
[sobbing ]
[screams ]
!SpongeBob
!Mr. Krabs
This is your .greatest blunder, Krabs
For 15 years I've been throwing those card games
just waiting for you .to slip up
I may not have
the precious Krabby Patty formula
but I've got the next best !thing: the guy who makes them
I'm going to run you
,out of business .Krabs
!Mr. Krabs
!SpongeBob
[sobbing ]
[sniffling ]
?Can I have my arms back
!Ay
?What is this place
[machines start up ]
[yelps ]
[buzzer ]
[screams ]
Okay, I'm ready
!for my Krabby Patty
,Actually, uh Mr. Plankton, sir
...I haven't, uh
Perhaps you don't .understand
You work for me now
and as your new boss
I command you to make me a patty this instant
or I'll be forced to remove your brain
and implant it .in my robot chef
.So get cooking
The sign "says "kitchen
".but my heart says "jail
[slow tune begins ]
♪ A stove is a stove ...no matter where you go ♪
♪ ,A patty is a patty ...that's what I say ♪
♪ A grill is a grill
♪ ...This is surely so
♪ And fries should be fries ...either way ♪
♪ But this grill is not a home ♪
♪ This is not ...the stove I know ♪
♪ I would trade it all away ...if you'd come back to stay ♪
:BOTH ♪ This kitchen's not the same without you ♪
♪ It's just ...a greasy spoon ♪
♪ ...Just a greasy spoon
:BOTH ♪ ...Without you
[sobbing ]
?What is he doing
?All these tears
?And the show tunes
?Why isn't he making the patties
!Forget it
I'm going .with Plan B
I'll put his brain
in the .robot chef
:COMPUTER You know that .never works
.The answer is obvious
To get to the SpongeBob
you must show him compassion .and understanding
Then he'll give you .what you want
?Will you be quiet
!I'm thinking
!I've got it
To get to the SpongeBob
I'll show him compassion .and understanding
.Then he'll give me what I want
.Hi
!I'm sorry, Plankton
!I'm trying my best
I'm not used .to cooking this way
Please don't take !my brain out
.Hold it, SpongeBob
I'm capable of compassion
.and understanding
?Really
Then let me go back .to the Krusty Krab
.Let's not get carried away
Now, what can I do to make you more comfortable
?here at the Chum Bucket
Well, I usually .cook on a grill
!You got it
[Plankton grunting ]
,Well, it wasn't easy :but here it is
.one old frying grill
?How about we try it out
...Uh, it's just that
I'm used to the grill .facing that way
.Say no more
I'll take care .of everything
[grunting ]
?How about here
A little more .to the left
[grunting ]
,How's this ?SpongeBob
Move it over .a little more
[grunting ]
?Here
.Keep going
?Here
!Almost
.That's it
Just a little ...more
[grunting ]
!Perfect !Right there
[growls ]
.I don't know
Something still .doesn't feel right
:PLANKTON Just a few more .steps, SpongeBob
,Okay, go ahead .take it off
It's an exact replica !of the Krusty Krab kitchen
[gasps ]
.It is an exact replica
!Here's the sink
!The greasy fryers
!The squeaky floorboards
!And that thing
One Krabby Patty !coming up, Mr. Krabs
[sobbing ]
...Oh, Mr. Krabs
.Don't cry, SpongeBob
I'll show you it's much better .working for me
Is there anything that old skinflint Krabs
?wouldn't let you have
Well, there is one thing .I've always wanted
[shoes chugging ]
!Wow
So, now do you have everything you need
to make some ?Krabby Patties
...Well
Are you ready to ?make some patties
Wait till I finish !my ice cream
How about ?those patties
:[laughing ] !Faster, faster
!Faster
And then the littlest" "...sea elf said
?Huh
[snoring ]
[growls ]
.Steady, Plankton
It's all going .to pay off soon enough
,Hey there .sleepyhead
?What do you say
All that preparation .is making me hungry
!Me, too
You know what ?would hit the spot
Why don't you whip us up ?some Krabby Patties
Mmm, I'm kind of .in the mood for tacos
[chuckles weakly ]
.Good one, SpongeBob
But really, go ahead .and make us some patties
[yawns ]
Nah, I don't really .feel like it
But I don't .understand
You have the grill and the spatula
.and the comfy chair
!I rubbed your putrid feet
,Tell you what, half-pint ?why not ask me later
[growls ]
I command you !to make me a patty this instant
!No -Don't back !sass me
:[imitates Plankton ] .Blah, blah, blah
!?What
[blows raspberry ]
.That's it, mister
You just lost .your brain privileges
[electricity crackling ]
.Finished
.SpongeBob, come in here
[chuckles ]
Or should I say RobotBob
?SpongeChefPants
I put the brain .in the robot, you know
You shouldn't have been .a spoiled brat
You see, I always get what I want
and I want you to make me !a Krabby Patty
[beeping ]
Response: Why don't you ?ask me later
?What
!?What
.Get welded
!Wait
I command you
make me !a Krabby Patty
.I don't want to
[screaming ]
Well, old girl, this looks .like our final chapter
?Huh
:[sobbing ] I can't take .any more
[sobbing ]
You've got to take that yellow !nightmare back
!It's not worth it
I'm better off
stealing a Krabby Patty .fair and square
,Um... well ,a deal's a deal .Plankton
.He's your headache now
Oh, please !have mercy, Krabs
.I'll do anything
!I beg of you
How about you give me 50 bucks
and I'll take him ?off your hands
!It's a deal
.I cheated anyway
,Now, begone with you !you puny pest
!Thank you
[crash ]
.Ouch
My brain and I are glad
.to be back, Mr. Krabs
Good to have !you back, lad
Now, get !to those patties
The lunch rush !is a-coming
[yawns ]
I don't feel .like it
Why don't you ask ?me later, Krabby
[laughs ]
I mean, I'm working --all day for free
.my treat
That's what .I thought you said
:NARRATOR ?Well, well, what is this
.Ah, the artist at sea
Let us watch and see .the fruits of his struggle
Oh, it seems .as if inspiration has struck
artist mumbling ] [and chuckling
?...The pencil, what
:NARRATOR The artist has learned
:the first lesson of the sea .Always bring a spare pencil
:ARTIST !No
[scream echoing ]
?Okay, ready, Patrick
...One
...Two
!Three !Three
Scissors beats .paper, Patrick
[both laughing ]
...One
...Two
.Three
Patrick, how come ?you always do paper
[whistling; bubbles pop ]
[screaming ]
What is that ?thing, SpongeBob
It looks like .a giant pencil
.Go touch it
It is a giant .pencil, Patrick
Let's draw some .giant pictures with it
?What you drawing
,Stand back, Patrick I can't draw
with you breathing .down my neck
:[scoffs ] .Artists
:SPONGEBOB .It's a jellyfish
:PATRICK Pretty good, SpongeBob
but it's lacking basic construction
and your perspective
leaves a lot .to be desired
:SPONGEBOB .Huh, everybody's a critic
[drawing slurping ]
,SpongeBob your drawing's !coming to life
,Ha, ha, that's more like it .Mr. Critic
No, I mean it's !swimming away
Do you know what ?this means, Patrick
Your art can never .hang in a museum
It means we found !a magic pencil
Now all I need is a magic moustache
and all my dreams .will have come true
:[cackling ] .Coming right up
!Life is good
,Easy come .easy go
:SQUIDWARD Squidward, if you had some hair
you'd be the most gorgeous !creature in the sea
--You've got looks, talent
all you need ...is a full head of
!hair
!My turn
.Be careful, Patrick
Being an artist is .a heavy responsibility
Each work of art is like a child .and must be treated as such
Come on, I was just !going to draw a cartoon
Okay, why didn't ?you say so
Hey, another !jellyfish
!It's Squidward, silly
[drawing grumbling ]
It's kind of creepy-looking .when it moves
,Ooh, you're right .SpongeBob
We can't let him !go to town
[grumbling ]
[screaming ]
[screaming fades ]
.Poor Squidward
!Hey
My brain just .hatched an idea
[both giggling ]
[giggling ]
.This is going to be classic
I think I fancy a stroll .around the park
:[SPONGEBOB [ ringing doorbell ♪ !Oh, Squidward
...What do you want
?Hello, what's this
Someone left me .some money for a perm
[snickering ]
!Come to Hairy
!Ow
[laughing ]
!SpongeBob
!Oh, my hair
!SpongeBob
[laughing maniacally ]
.Wait
I've got .another idea
.This'll be the ultimate prank
I'll draw me, and when Squidward answers the door
!it won't be me
[Patrick guffawing ]
.Aw, look at him
?Ain't he a doll
.All he needs is a tie
!Ready for action
shouting ] [nonsense words
[laughing ]
:PATRICK !He's going to the door
[giggling ]
[knocking ]
.He's knocking on the door
Squidward's answering the ...door, and
!Oh, ow, ow, ow
He's beating up !Squidward
[Squidward shouting ]
!Doodle Boy, stop
[crashing ]
[speaking gibberish ]
.He's got the pencil
?What have I done
.We've got to find him
Where could he ?possibly be
Maybe he's
in that poorly .drawn pineapple
.Come on, let's go
I'm not going .in there
,Come on, Patrick .I'm right behind you
.Baby steps
:SPONGEBOB ...Almost there
[screaming while falling ]
[crashing ]
What just ?happened
Doodle Boy ] [shouting gibberish
[speaking menacingly ]
,Come on, Patrick .give me a boost up
Can't we just stay down here ?where it's safe
.No way
I created this monster
and I've got .to stop him
[Doodle Boy shouting ]
,See what I mean ?Patrick
,Where's the leak ?ma'am
[screams ]
[crashing ]
[another crash ]
?You okay, Patrick
:PATRICK !Finland
[Doodle Boy shouting ]
Doodle Boy ] [speaking gibberish
:[whispering ] .There he is
.He's hideous
:PATRICK He makes me sick .just looking at him
Those big bulgy eyes
,that square body those two buck teeth
!and that stupid tie
[clears throat ]
Oh, but it looks good !on you, SpongeBob
[laughs nervously ]
[Doodle Boy babbling ]
.He's putting down the pencil
.This is our chance
On the count of three
we'll jump out .and surprise him
Oh, boy, a !surprise party
?Is it his birthday
[shouting ]
!Patrick, Patrick
!Do something
!Happy birthday
;SpongeBob screaming ] [loud crash
Here's your .present
[clunk ]
.You're welcome
[shouting gibberish ]
Hold it right .there, Doodle
I brought you into this world
and now I'm going .to take you out
?Any last words
speaking ] [gibberish
,I'm... I'm sorry ?what was that
[repeating gibberish slowly ]
[screaming ]
[gibberish is muffled ]
[crashing ]
,Hold still .Doodle
!This is for your own good
Take that, and this, and this
,and that, and this, that, this ...that, this, that
[speaking gibberish ]
[screaming ]
,I am SpongeBob !destroyer of evil
--Take it easy
it's just .a drawing
Well, that takes care ?of that, eh, Patrick
.Done and done
:SPONGEBOB Gee, Gary, you should .have been there
.It sure was exciting
But you know, I kind of miss .the little doodle
.He was like a son to me
But I am glad that .things are back to normal
.Well, good night, sweet prince
[meows ]
.Good night, magic pencil
[snoring ]
[light switch clicks ]
[another switch clicks ]
[toilet flushing ]
[SpongeBob snoring ]
[scratching ]
.Oh, hey, magic pencil
?What are you doing up
Drawing yourself ?a glass of water
[cackling ]
!DoodleBob
[laughs nervously ]
?No hard feelings, right
:[screams ] What do you think ?you're doing, Doodle
!You Doodle
!Me SpongeBob
[screaming ]
[Doodle screaming gibberish ]
[eraser squeaking ]
[thunk ]
[screaming ]
[Doodle Boy screaming ]
[eraser squeaking ]
?Huh
[screaming ]
.Be careful with that thing
Who knows what ?will happen
.I knows
[shouting gibberish ]
[laughing maniacally ]
.Very funny, Doodle
Now it's .my turn
[both grunting ]
,Well, Doodle ...it looks like this
.is a draw
[blades whining ]
.You've made your point
No matter, I was voted .most artistic" in high school"
[glass breaks; hollow thump ]
:SQUIDWARD Ouch! You're going !to pay for that
Uh, maybe it was ".most clumsy"
[screaming ]
[shouting gibberish ]
?Huh
!Paper
Page for !Mr. Doodle
[screaming ]
[scream fades away ]
:PATRICK Hey, SpongeBob
what's with ?all the ruckus
Take a look .for yourself, Patrick
!It's the evil doodle
.No, no, not evil
He was just a two-dimensional creature
lost in our three-dimensional aquatic world
.longing for a purpose
?So... he's a drawing
.Exactly
?See how happy he is
He still looks .kind of creepy
O great magic pencil
your powers are too mighty for us ocean dwellers
so I will send you back
to the magic kingdom .from where you came
?Are you ready, Patrick
!Ready
[seagulls crying ]
:NARRATOR We rejoin the artist .in a creative slump
:ARTIST ?Huh, what's... what's this
!My pencil
[artist giggling ]
[lead snaps ]
...Oh
:NARRATOR The second most important rule
:for the artist at sea .Always bring a pencil sharpener
:ARTIST !No
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