- ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
- I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
- ♪ OHH...
♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♪
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ♪
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY?
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- SPONGEBOB
SQUAREPANTS!
[laughing]
♪
[waves crashing]
- [breathes deeply]
ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL SUNDAY IN BIKINI BOTTOM.
NOTHING CAN RUIN MY GOOD MOOD TODAY.
[door slams]
- GOOD MORNING, SQUIDWARD.
- ♪ IGNORING, IGNORING ♪
♪ LA DA-DUM DA-DA-DEE DA-DA DOO ♪
squish!
WHOA! OOF!
CHEWING GUM?
THAT'S DISGUSTING.
[grunting]
OH, COME ON.
[grunting]
slap!
OH! [grunting]
squish! [grunting]
squish!
[grunting]
squish! [muttering]
[grunting]
squish!
[screaming]
bang!
[grunting]
zing!
PEOPLE THAT LITTER REALLY BUG ME.
HUH, LITTER BUGS.
[laughs]
LITTERBUGS. [laughs]
splat!
[gum squeaking]
- [sniffing]
gulp! [munching]
[exhaling]
pop!
slurp!
LITTER.
AHA!
- [laughing] BUGS.
LITTER. LITTERBUGS.
- HEY, YOU,
DID YOU THROW THIS GUM AWAY?
- YES, I DID.
AND I'D LIKE TO COMPLAIN.
- OH, SO YOU ADMIT YOU'RE A LITTERBUG.
- I DID--WHAT? NO.
NO, NO, I JUST STEPPED IN IT.
- OH, YOU SURE DID, BUDDY.
YOU DISGUST ME.
squish!
snap!
[pencil scratching]
MAYBE THIS WILL TEACH YOU NOT TO TREAT THE WORLD
AS YOUR OWN PERSONAL TRASH CAN.
- [mutters] "BIKINI BOTTOM P.D.
"TICKET FOR LITTERING.
PENALTY: COMMUNITY SERVICE"?
STUPID POLICEMAN.
I'M NO LITTERBUG.
HEY, NO MORE TRASH.
LOOKS LIKE I'M DONE.
- HERE, YOU CAN HAVE MINE.
squish!
[cans clanking] splat!
- [sighs]
CAN THINGS GET ANY WORSE?
- OF COURSE THEY CAN.
- SQUILLIAM FANCYSON, MY ARCH FOE FROM BAND CLASS!
- STUCK DOING COMMUNITY SERVICE, EH?
COURT-ORDERED?
- NO, I--UM...
I'M VOLUNTEERING. YEAH.
I'M CLEANING UP BIKINI BOTTOM,
SELFLESSLY DEVOTING MY TIME TO A WORTHY CAUSE.
- OOH!
WELL, MAYBE IF YOU CLEAN UP BIKINI BOTTOM,
THEY'LL BUILD A STATUE OF YOU.
OH, WAIT!
THEY'VE ALREADY BUILT ONE...
OF ME!
I CLEANED UP ALL OF BIKINI BOTTOM
IN ONLY ONE WEEK.
- BLESS YOU, SQUILLIAM FANCYSON.
BLESS YOU.
- [growls]
HMPH!
I'LL CLEAN UP BIKINI BOTTOM IN A DAY.
- OH, LET ME HELP YOU OUT.
[honking]
[clears throat]
THERE.
THAT SHOULD GET YOU STARTED.
TA-TA!
- [growls]
UGH!
rip! smack!
- SQUILLIAM THINKS HE'S SO AMAZING.
PHEW!
HMM, I'VE GOT TO FIND SOMEWHERE TO DUMP THIS LITTER.
OH, OH, OH! PERFECT.
clang!
[flies buzzing] FULL!
clunk!
THEY'RE ALL FULL!
HOW AM I GONNA HAUL ALL THIS--
- [whistling]
[whistling]
WHOOPS! UNH!
[wheels squeaking] - [whistling]
[door creaks open]
- OH, IS IT TRASH DAY?
I THOUGHT IT WAS TUESDAY.
- WHAT?
NO! thunk!
- HEY, EVERYBODY, IT'S TRASH DAY!
all: TRASH DAY?
- HEY, HOLD ON. [crowd murmuring]
STOP!
I'M NOT THE GARBAGEMAN!
HELP.
[warbling] pop!
- HUH! I'LL HELP YOU, SQUIDWARD.
- WHY ARE YOU IN A TRASH BAG?
- I WANTED TO STUDY
THE COMPLETE LIFE CYCLE OF A KRABBY PATTY.
TSK, TSK. ALL ALONE, POOR GUY.
I COULD GET RID OF YOUR TRASH, SQUIDWARD.
- NO, THANK YOU.
I'LL DO IT MYSELF.
- PLEASE LET ME HELP.
- NO. - PLEASE?
- NO. - PRETTY PLEASE?
- NO WAY!
- PRETTY PLEASE WITH CANDY SPRINKLES ON TOP?
- LISTEN CLOSELY.
I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP.
I WOULD RATHER BE BEATEN TO A PULP.
- THAT'S HIM, MOMMY.
THAT'S THE MAN WHO STOLE MY WAGON.
BEAT HIM TO A PULP!
- [growls]
- HI, LADY.
[punches landing]
[woman screaming]
[cans clinking]
[clinking and clanging]
[wheels squeaking]
squish! squish!
- UH-UH-UH-UH. [pencil scratching]
rip! smack!
- CAN I HELP YOU NOW?
- ALL RIGHT, FINE.
YOU CAN HELP ME.
- YAY!
THANK YOU, SQUIDWARD.
- WELL, YOU GONNA HELP ME?
- FIRST, CLOSE YOUR EYES.
- WHY?
- COME ON.
- FINE.
NOW WHAT? - NO PEEKING.
- OH, BROTHER.
[rattling and whirring] - [humming]
OKAY, YOU CAN OPEN YOUR EYES NOW.
- OH, THIS IS SO STU...
PID.
IT'S GONE!
WHERE DID YOU PUT THE TRASH?
- [giggles]
I PUT IT IN--
- KNOW WHAT? DON'T CARE.
THE TRASH IS GONE!
THANKS, SPONGEBOB.
I HATE YOU A LITTLE LESS NOW.
- SQUIDWARD, THAT--
THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL THING TO SAY.
- WELL, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DID IT,
BUT THANKS FOR GETTING RID OF ALL THAT TRASH.
THEY'LL HAVE THAT STATUE OF ME BUILT IN NO TIME.
[kettle whistling]
[clinking]
[slurping]
[smacking lips] [sighs]
boing!
[squishing]
[scraping]
[crunching]
[squeaking]
[whooshing]
♪ LA DA-DEE LA DA-DUM LA DA-DOO ♪
[yawns]
[clanking]
[sighs]
[sniffs]
[screams]
[gasps]
MY HOUSE!
- IS THIS YOURS? - YES.
[pencil scratching]
rip! smack!
[paper rustling]
- TSK, TSK, TSK.
SOME PEOPLE NEVER LEARN. [pencil scratching]
rip! smack!
- [growls]
- "I AM ANGRY."
SQUIDWARD, WHY ARE YOU ANGRY?
smack!
- SPONGEBOB... - YES?
- WHAT'S THIS?
- YOUR GARBAGE.
- WHERE'S MY HOUSE?
- ON TOP OF YOUR GARBAGE.
THE DUMP WAS CLOSED.
- [groans]
- SO I BROUGHT IT HERE.
- H-HOW?
- LIKE THIS.
[gurgling]
thud!
bang!
[clanking]
[gasps]
DO YOU WANT TO TRY?
squish!
- OF ALL THE GARBAGE THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH,
THIS IS THE LEAST ANNOYING.
[laughing]
[pencil scratching]
rip! smack!
- HEY, SQUIDWARD!
squish!
- WAIT. WAIT! ZIP IT!
I HAVE AN IDEA.
HERE. STAND IN THIS.
SEE YOU, SUCKER.
[laughing]
- ARE YOU SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS?
- NEPTUNE, NO.
- UH-HUH.
OH, YOU GET YOUR KICKS
OUT OF PUTTING TRASH IN OTHER PEOPLE'S BINS, HUH?
[pencil scratching]
rip! smack!
- THEY WERE GONNA BUILD A STATUE OF ME.
[sobbing]
- OH, A STATUE, EH?
[rattling and whirring]
HEY, SQUIDWARD!
LOOK!
- WHAT IS THAT?
- YOUR VERY OWN STATUE!
- [gasps] REALLY?
GARBAGE.
I'M MADE OF GARBAGE.
- YOU SURE ARE.
- [laughing]
GREAT JOB, SPONGEBOB.
YOU EVEN CAPTURED HIS SMELL:
THE SCENT OF FAILURE.
[rumbling]
[gurgling]
MY GLORIOUS STATUE!
- THIS IS YOUR STATUE?
- IT WAS. [pencil scratching]
rip! smack!
- [laughs]
THANKS, SPONGEBOB.
- [clears throat]
[rattling]
[pencil scratching]
rip! smack!
rip! squeak!
squish!
crash!
[clanging]
snap!
[thudding]
smack!
squeak!
- [meows]
- [laughs]
OKAY, GARE.
I'LL GET OUT OF YOUR HAIR.
ding!
[rattles]
SEE YOU LATER, GARE.
OH, YOU WANT TO GO FOR A WALK.
SORRY, BUDDY, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR A WALK RIGHT NOW.
GOT TO GET OVER TO THE OLD JOB.
YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO STAY HERE ALONE, LITTLE BUDDY.
BUT I PROMISE,
AS SOON AS I GET HOME, WE'LL HAVE FUN...
TOGETHER.
OKAY.
LOVE YOU, GARE BEAR.
BYE.
[country and western music]
[horse whinnying]
POOR LITTLE SNAIL,
JUST WANTED SOME FUN TIME.
I CAN ONLY IMAGINE
THE TORTURED LONELINESS HE MUST BE FEELING RIGHT NOW.
- [laughs]
[broom rustling]
[door clicks open]
- WELCOME TO THE KRU-- - [barking]
- SORRY, SIR, BUT THE KRUSTY KRAB
HAS A STRICT NO-PET POLICY.
I'M AFRAID YOUR WORM WILL HAVE TO WAIT OUTSIDE.
- OH, I COULD NEVER DO THAT.
HE GETS FAR TOO LONELY AND UPSET WHEN HE'S LEFT ALONE.
SORRY, BUDDY.
I GUESS I CAN'T BUY YOU THAT KRABBY PATTY YOU WANTED.
LET'S JUST GO HOME.
- EH?
HEY-HEY-HEY!
LET'S NOT BE HASTY.
NOW, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY
YOU WERE BUYING YOUR PET A KRABBY PATTY?
LISTEN, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
FOR YOUR TROUBLES,
I'LL GIVE YOU TWO KRABBY PATTIES AT REGULAR PRICE.
[chuckles]
SPONGEBOB,
GIVE THIS RESPONSIBLE PET OWNER TWO KRABBY PATTIES.
- [meows] - RESPONSIBLE PET OWNER.
I LEAVE GARY HOME BY HIMSELF EVERY DAY.
I'D BETTER CALL HIM AND MAKE SURE HE'S OKAY.
[phone rings]
TOO DISTRAUGHT TO EVEN ANSWER THE PHONE.
HELLO, YOU'VE REACHED SPONGEBOB AND--
COME ON, GARY-- - [meows]
- GARY. [laughs]
THE TWO OF US ARE HAVING TOO MUCH FUN TOGETHER
TO ANSWER THE PHONE RIGHT NOW,
SO LEAVE A MESSAGE, AND WE'LL CALL YOU RIGHT BACK
IF WE EVER GET A BREAK FROM HAVING SO MUCH FUN...
TOGETHER!
[both laugh] beep!
MY OUTGOING MESSAGE IS A LIE.
GARY, ARE YOU THERE?
GARY, IT'S SPONGEBOB. JUST CHECKING IN.
IF YOU'RE THERE, PICK UP. - [laughing]
- I KNOW YOU'RE FEELING REAL LONELY RIGHT NOW.
JUST HANG IN THERE, GARY.
DADDY'LL BE HOME SOON.
- WELL, WELL, WELL.
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
WHAT A STROKE OF LUCK, YOU COMING BY LIKE THIS.
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO RE-TAR THE PARKING LOT.
WHY DON'T YOU GRAB A SHOVEL?
- MR. KRABS, I'D LOVE TO RE-TAR THE PARKING LOT,
BUT I'VE GOT A LONELY PET SNAIL AT HOME,
AND TECHNICALLY, MY SHIFT WAS OVER FIVE HOURS AGO.
- OH, SAY NO MORE, KID.
YOU GET ON HOME TO YOUR PET TURTLE OR WHATEVER.
RIGHT NOW. GO!
- REALLY, MR. KRABS?
YOU'LL LET ME DO THAT?
- SURE.
JUST COME IN FIVE HOURS EARLY TOMORROW
TO FINISH THE PARKING LOT.
- YOU'RE THE BEST, MR. KRABS!
POOR GARY'S BEEN HOME ALONE ALL DAY.
HOW AM I GONNA KEEP HIM HAPPY
AND TEND TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES AT THE KRUSTY KRAB?
- WOW, DAD, IS IT REALLY MINE TO KEEP?
- YEP.
NOW YOU HAVE A FURRY FRIEND TO KEEP YOU FROM FEELING LONELY.
screech! - HUH?
- AND NOW DADDY CAN GO ON HIS BUSINESS TRIPS GUILT-FREE.
- MAYHAP IF I GOT GARY A PAL HE COULD PLAY WITH,
HE WON'T BE SO LONELY WHEN I'M AT WORK.
- GEE, THANKS, DAD.
- THEY'RE SO PRECIOUS.
[creatures chittering]
SOLD!
I'LL TAKE THAT ONE RIGHT THERE.
- YOU WISH TO OBTAIN
ONE OF MY RARE AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS--
HUH?
- OH, YEAH, THIS IS THE ONE.
- BEWARE, BOY. THIS IS NO ORDINARY PET.
- [giggles] GARY'S GONNA BE SO HAPPY.
- YOU MUST UNDERSTAND,
THESE CREATURES CAN BE VERY UNSTABLE,
ESPECIALLY AROUND OTHER PETS.
[cat meows] - [growls and barks ferociously]
- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, THANKS, BYE!
[humming]
- WHY BOTHER?
THEY NEVER LISTEN.
- SHERIFF,
I NABBED YOUR BANK ROBBER.
THERE'S YOUR CULPRIT RIGHT THERE.
NOW CUFF HIM.
- HELLO, GARY!
pop! - OH.
- I BROUGHT YOU A SURPRISE!
YOUR VERY OWN PLAY PAL.
HIS NAME IS PUFFY FLUFFY,
AND HE'LL KEEP YOU COMPANY WHILE I'M AT WORK.
YOU TWO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
- [meows]
- [growls ferociously]
- EAT UP, YOU TWO.
GARY! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR MANNERS?
YOU BE NICE AND SHARE WITH PUFFY FLUFFY.
COME HERE, YOU.
THERE YOU GO, FLUFFY.
NOW EAT UP!
I'M GONNA GO MAKE SOME ENCHILADAS.
- [growls ferociously]
ding! - DONE!
OOH, THESE ENCHILADAS ARE HOT, HOT, HOT!
GAROLD, IT IS NOT NICE TO IGNORE NEW FRIENDS.
WHY DON'T YOU TWO PLAY A LITTLE?
THAT WILL HELP YOU BOND.
GREAT, NOW MY ENCHILADAS ARE COLD.
squeak! squeak!
- [growls ferociously]
- GARY, WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU, BOY, HUH?
BECAUSE YOU REFUSE
TO SHOW THE LEAST BIT OF RESPECT FOR OUR NEW FRIEND
AND BECAUSE YOU HAVE RUINED MY ENCHILADA DINNER,
I HAVE NO CHOICE
BUT TO PUT YOU TO SIESTA EARLY TONIGHT.
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW.
- [meows] - GOOD.
MAYBE YOU COULD EXTEND THAT HAPPINESS
TO YOUR NEW FRIEND.
AW, LOOK AT YOU TWO.
SO CUTE TOGETHER.
- [meows]
- I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY, GARY.
NOW, YOU BE GOOD TO HIM.
GOOD NIGHT.
- [growls ferociously]
- [sighs]
I AM GONNA SLEEP SO WELL
KNOWING THAT GARY'S GOT A GOOD BUDDY
TO TAKE CARE OF HIM.
[snoring]
slam! - [meows]
- GARY, SHAME ON YOU.
PUFFY FLUFFY IS PERFECTLY HARMLESS.
SEE, THERE HE IS, FAST ASLEEP.
NOW, WILL YOU LET ME SLEEP, GARY, PLEASE?
GOOD NIGHT.
[rattling]
[hissing]
[clinking and crashing]
- [meows]
- [growls ferociously]
- [meows]
- [snoring]
- [growling]
clang!
- [moaning]
- [meows] - [roars]
- [meows]
- [roars]
thud!
[roars]
thud!
[roaring]
- [snoring]
[sniffs]
MMM, YOU'RE MAKING MEATBALLS, GRANDMA?
TIMEchleft-meows]LADY?
[meows]
WHEW!
- [growls ferociously]
- [screams]
squeak!
[screams]
[growling and meowing]
smack! thud!
[screams]
- [roars]
thud!
- [muttering]
- [screams] - [growls ferociously]
- [snores]
[mutters]
- [screaming]
[rumbling and roaring]
[clock ticking]
[horn blasts]
- MM, BETTER GO CHECK
AND SEE HOW MY LITTLE BUDDIES ARE GETTING ALONG.
HUH?
OH, THAT'S INTERESTING.
MUST HAVE BEEN A SEAQUAKE LAST NIGHT.
AH, WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
[hinges squeak]
[metallic clang] thud!
THAT'S UNUSUAL.
WHOA! MY LIBRARY!
[gasps]
AND MY PRIZED MEMOIRS OF T.S. HALIBUT.
[gasps] MY CLOTHES!
THIS WAS NO RANDOM SEAQUAKE.
WHO COULD'VE DONE THIS?
THERE WAS NO ONE HERE EXCEPT FOR--
GARY.
I BET HE'S JEALOUS ABOUT THE NEW FRIEND.
GARY! YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE, MISTER.
GARY!
UNLOCK THIS DOOR IMMEDIATELY!
GARY! GARY, DO YOU HEAR?
GARY?
ALL RIGHT, GARY, YOU HAVE LEFT ME NO CHOICE.
[grunts] bang!
thud!
GARY!
- [meows] - [growls ferociously]
- YOU PUT FLUFFY DOWN RIGHT NOW.
BAD BOY, GARY! BAD!
BAD BOY!
BAD! BAD GARY! BAD!
I HAVE TOLD YOU AND TOLD YOU
AND TOLD YOU AND TOLD YOU AND TOLD YOU AND--OH, HELLO.
ARE YOU A FRIEND OF FLUFFY?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
OKAY, NOW THIS IS STARTING TO HURT.
- [screams]
- THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT--
smack!
splat!
- [screams furiously]
[screams furiously]
- FLUFFY!
FLUFFY, WAIT!
WELL, GARY,
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?
AH, THIS IS MORE LIKE IT.
FROM NOW ON, I'M TAKING YOU WHEREVER I GO.
NO MORE LONELY DAYS ALONE AT HOME.
- [gasps]
WHAT'S THAT FILTHY ANIMAL DOING IN ME KITCHEN?
- IT'S ME, SPONGEBOB!
I BROUGHT GARY ALONG TO HELP OUT.
- FREE LABOR?
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?
SERVE THEM UP, SNAIL!
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[lilting ukulele music]
♪
[kids laughing]