- ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
- I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
- ♪ OHH...
♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♪
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ♪
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY?
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- SPONGEBOB
SQUAREPANTS!
[laughing]
♪
[waves crashing]
- HOW ABOUT A LITTLE MORE, PLANKTON?
OR HAS THIS OLD GRANNY HAD ENOUGH FOR ONE NIGHT?
- OH, GRAMMA,
YOU KNOW I ALWAYS HAVE MORE PUDDING FOR YOU.
- OH, THAT LOOKS SIMPLY DELIGHTFUL.
- YOU ONCE TOLD ME THAT THIS WAS YOUR FAVORITE FLAVOR
GROWING UP AS A CHILD.
- RATION?
- ER, NO, CHOCOLATE.
OPEN UP.
[creaking]
SHOOM!
YOU CAN LET GO OF THE SPOON NOW, GRAMMA.
THERE. OOP.
LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT A LITTLE ON YOUR FACE.
HERE, LET ME.
THERE YOU ARE. THERE YOU ARE, DARLING.
- OH, PLANKTON, YOU ALWAYS WERE MY FAVORITE GRANDDAUGHTER.
[door clicks open]
- FIVE MINUTES UNTIL BEDTIME, MR. PLANKTON.
- WELL, GRAMMA, THAT'S THE SWEETEST, MOST TENDER--
- FIVE MINUTES, MR. PLA--
- I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME!
NOW, WHERE WERE WE?
- [snoring]
- GRAMMA, DON'T FORGET YOUR TEETH.
- [coughing]
- OOH.
NOW, NOW, GRAMMA, JUST RELAX.
THERE, THERE.
- [snoring]
- THAT'S PERFECT.
PERFECT.
[laughing maniacally]
WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS BEFORE?
NO ONE CAN SAY NO TO A HELPLESS LITTLE GRANDMA.
EXCUSE ME, SONNY, I'D SIMPLY LOVE
ONE OF YOUR KRABBY WHATSITS,
BUT MY DELICATE DIGESTIVE SYSTEM HAS SPECIAL NEEDS,
AND I'LL NEED TO SEE A COMPLETE LIST OF INGREDIENTS.
YOU WOULDN'T WANT ME TO BE UP ALL NIGHT
WITH PAINFUL BLOATING, WOULD YOU?
- GOODNESS, NO.
HERE YA ARE.
- THANKS, SONNY.
I'M JUST GOING TO TAKE IT HOME.
I LEFT MY BIFOCALS THERE.
[laughing]
- ♪ LA, LA-LA-LA, LA-LA
♪ LA, LA-LA-LA, LA-LA
YAY! A DIRECT HIT.
THREAT NEUTRALIZED, CAPTAIN.
ROGER, OVER.
RIGHT AWAY, CAPTAIN.
ALL HANDS, PREPARE TO DIVE.
REPEAT, PREPARE TO--
[knock at door]
[footsteps squishing]
- AHEM!
- HI, LADY.
- WHY, SPONGEBOB,
DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE ME?
- EEH, NOT REALLY.
- IT'S ME, YOUR DEAR OLD GREAT-GRAMMY-MAW.
- [gasps] QUICK, COME INSIDE.
WOW.
MY VERY OWN GREAT-GRAMMY-MAW.
WHY HAVE WE NEVER MET?
- I WANT TO KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR LIFE, YOUR JOB,
WHERE THE SECRET FORMULA IS-- ER, I MEAN--
- [sniffles] I'M SO GLAD YOU CAME BACK,
DOUBLE-GREAT-GRAMMY-MAW.
- ICK.
[shudders]
- YOU'RE COLD.
LET'S WRAP YOU UP IN SOMETHING NICE AND COZY.
OKAY, LEAN FORWARD.
- [groans]
- THERE WE GO.
NOW, LEAN BACK, GRAMMY-MAW.
IT'S THE COZIEST PILLOW I HAVE.
- [muffled screaming]
- HOW ABOUT WE LOOK THROUGH SOME OLD FAMILY PHOTO ALBUMS?
- [mumbling]
- OH. [chuckles]
HERE'S A PICTURE OF ME
WHEN I DEVELOPED MY FIRST APPENDAGE.
PRETTY NEAT PHOTO ALBUM, EH, DOUBLE-G-GRAMMY-MAW?
- IT WAS CERTAINLY INTERESTING,
BUT I'D LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR MORE RECENT AFFAIRS,
LIKE WHERE YOU WORK, FOR INSTANCE.
- [laughs] DON'T WORRY.
I'VE GOT PICTURES OF THAT TOO.
BUT WE HAVE A COUPLE MORE FROM MY EARLY CHILDHOOD
TO GET THROUGH FIRST.
- NEVER LET IT BE SAID
THAT I DIDN'T SUFFER FOR MY OCCUPATION.
[crickets chirping]
[rooster crows]
- [snoring]
HUH?
- [snoring]
- [whispering] GREAT-GRAMMY-MAW.
- HUH?
OH, I HAD THE MOST HORRIBLE DREAM OF MY LIFE.
I WAS DRESSED UP AS--
HOLY MOTHER OF NEPTUNE, IT'S TRUE.
- GOOD MORNING.
I'LL GO AND FIX US A NICE BREAKFAST,
AND THEN WE'LL SPEND THE WHOLE DAY TOGETHER.
- SOUNDS DELIGHTFUL.
[laughing]
- SO, GRAMMY-MAW, WHAT KINDS OF THINGS
DO YOU ACTIVE SENIORS LIKE TO DO?
- ACTUALLY, SPONGEBOB,
I SAID I WANTED TO SEE YOUR LIFE, REMEMBER?
- HMM.
- I WANT TO KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR LIFE, YOUR JOB,
WHERE THE SECRET FORMULA IS-- ER, I MEAN--
- NO.
YOU COULDN'T POSSIBLY CARE ABOUT ANY OF THAT STUFF.
YOUR LIFE MUST BE WAY MORE FULL AND EXCITING.
- WELL, UH...
- COME ON. IT'LL BE FUN.
[slurping]
AHH.
ISN'T THIS TEA DELICIOUS, GRANDMA?
- WHY, YES.
[slurping]
HOW CAN YOU DRINK THIS DRECK?
[all gasp]
- WHAT?
- [laughs nervously]
WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS, "MORE, PLEASE."
- KNITTING CIRCLES SURE ARE FUN, EH, GRAMMY-MAW?
- NOPE.
- WHY ARE YOU NOT HAVING FUN?
- WHY?
BECAUSE I DON'T KNIT, YOU NITWIT.
- ARE YOU SURE?
'CAUSE YOU MAKE A REAL NICE SCARF.
AW, GREAT-GRAMMY-MAW, YOU WIN AGAIN.
ALL HAIL THE GREAT CANASTA-MASTA.
GRANDMA, YOU GETTIN' BORED?
- NO, I'M GETTING HUNGRY.
I CAN FEEL MY OWN STOMACH ACIDS EATING AWAY AT MY ORGANS.
I COULD EAT A VILLAGE.
- WOULD YOU SETTLE FOR A KRABBY PATTY?
- WOULD I?
[giggles maniacally]
[clears throat]
YEAH, I WOULD.
UH, SPONGEBOB, WOULD YOU MIND TERRIBLY
IF WE USED THE REAR ENTRANCE?
I'M A LITTLE SHY AROUND NEW PEOPLE.
- HMM.
HEY, GRAMMY, DO ANTENNAE RUN IN OUR FAMILY?
- ANTENNAE? WHAT, NO, I--
- [giggles]
AW, SHE REALLY IS SHY.
NOBODY EVER USES THIS DOOR EXCEPT FOR ME AND--
SQUIDWARD.
- [screams]
- SPONGEBOB, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
ABOUT LURKING BACK HERE ON YOUR DAYS OFF.
- I'M JUST BRINGING IN MY GREAT-GRAMMY-MAW
FOR SOME LUNCH.
- YOUR WHAT?
- MY GREAT-GRAMMY-MAW.
SHE MUST BE HIDING.
WELL, SHE DID SAY SHE WAS SHY.
- RIGHT.
SPONGEBOB, I PROMISE NOT TO TELL MR. KRABS ABOUT THIS
IF YOU PROMISE THAT I DON'T HAVE TO SEE YOU AGAIN
FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.
- [coughing]
- GRAMMY, THERE YOU ARE.
I WAS STARTING TO WORRY.
- NEVER MIND.
JUST GET ME INTO THAT KITCHEN.
- WELL, HERE IT IS.
- AT LAST.
- GRANDMA, I'M JUST GONNA GO MAKE SURE
THE RESTROOMS ARE STOCKED, YOU KNOW, REAL QUICK.
IT'S PART OF MY DAY-OFF DUTIES.
- OKAY, I'LL BE STANDING RIGHT HERE WHEN YOU GET BACK
AND NOT OFF SOMEWHERE SNOOPING AROUND
FOR THE SECRET FORMULA OR ANYTHING.
- [laughs] WHAT?
- NOTHING. GO AHEAD.
[laughs]
[air hissing]
LET'S SEE HOW THIS DECOY FLOATS YOUR BOAT.
[laughs]
- OKAY, GRAMMY-MAW, THAT'S TAKEN CARE OF.
I--
GRAMMY-MAW?
HMM, SHE MUST HAVE MADE HER OWN WAY UP TO THE CASH REGISTER
ALL BY HERSELF.
MAYBE I'LL CATCH UP ON MY DISHWASHING
WHILE I HAVE THE CHANCE.
THE KRUSTY KRAB MANUAL SAYS IT IS ALWAYS A GOOD IDEA
TO START BY TURNING THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL ON
JUST IN CASE THERE IS ANY LEFTOVER RUBBISH IN THE SINK.
[disposal grinding]
SOUNDS LIKE THERE'S SOMETHING STUCK IN THE--
GRANDMA!
OH, I CAN'T BEAR TO LOOK.
[panting]
OH, DOUBLE-GREAT-GRAMMY-GRAMS,
YOU WERE SO SOFT AND FRAGILE,
LIKE A--LIKE A-- LIKE A--
[sniffles] LIKE A BALLOON.
- SPONGEBOB.
SPONGEBOB, UP HERE.
- GRANDMA? IS THAT YOU?
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
- OH, I'M ALL RIGHT,
BUT I'VE BEEN GROUND TO A PULP.
IF ONLY THERE WAS A NICE, COOL, SAFE PLACE NEARBY,
LIKE A SAFE NEARBY, WHERE I COULD REST AND RECOVER.
- WELL, THERE IS THE SAFE WHERE MR. KRABS KEEPS
THE KRUSTY KRAB SECRET FORMULA
THAT PLANKTON'S BEEN TRYING TO STEAL
FOR THE PAST BUNCH OF YEARS.
I DON'T THINK HE'D MIND
IF MY DEAR OLD GRAMMY-MAW RESTS IN THERE.
- WHY WOULD HE?
- HERE WE GO.
I'LL COME BACK FOR YOU A LITTLE LATER.
- OH, I FEEL BETTER ALREADY.
[snoring]
- [whispering] SWEET DREAMS, GRAMMY-MAW.
- [laughs]
SWEET DREAMS INDEED, FOOL.
ONLY THIS DREAM IS ABOUT TO BECOME A NIGHTMARE
FOR MR. KRABS.
[laughs evilly]
I'M JUST GOING TO SAVOR THIS MOMENT,
BECAUSE FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE, FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE,
I FEEL TRULY ALIVE.
- PLANKTON.
- [gasps]
- YOU'VE BEEN A VERY NAUGHTY BOY, PLANKTON.
- BUT I-- GRAMMA, I CAN--
- I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR THIS STUFF.
- GRAMMA, I CAN EXPLAIN.
- I'M SURE YOU CAN.
PLANKTON JR., YOU KNOW, YOU ALWAYS WERE A--
- GRANDMA?
[gasps] YOU CAUGHT PLANKTON.
LET ME GUESS.
TRYING TO STEAL THE SECRET FORMULA, RIGHT?
- GET OUT OF MY WAY, RAPSCALLION.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH FOOLISHNESS FOR ONE DAY.
- [moans]
- [singing nonsense]
[Gary yowls]
OH, SORRY, GARE.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE DONE.
THIS SIDE OF TOWN SURE HAS GONE DOWNHILL.
UH, MR. KRABS?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE?
- OH, YOU KNOW, UNWINDING, ENJOYING THE FREE PARKING.
- OOH.
- [squelching]
- WHAT'S HAPPENING TO YOUR CRITTER THERE?
- I'M NOT SURE,
BUT WHENEVER HE DOES THAT, HE FINDS CHANGE.
- CHANGE, AS IN LEGAL TENDER?
- YEAH, WATCH.
- [meows]
- WELL, SHIVER ME SHELL WAX.
YOU'RE LIKE A LITTLE MONEY-DETECTING--
UH, WHAT DO YOU CALL IT-- SNEAGLE.
- YOU MEAN SNAIL?
- SAY, SPONGEBOB,
WHY DON'T YOU EVER BRING YOUR LITTLE SNEAGLE
TO WORK WITH YA?
- BECAUSE YOU SAID THAT PETS
WERE NOTHING BUT DISEASE-CARRYING VERMIN
THAT SHOULD NEVER BE BROUGHT TO THE WORKPLACE.
- OH, BUT THAT WAS BEFORE I KNEW
THEY HAD SUCH AN INCREDIBLE TALENT.
- YES, BUT FOR SOME REASON,
THE WHOLE PROCESS CAUSES GARY GREAT DISCOMFORT.
I COULD NEVER DO THAT TO HIM.
- I COULD.
[coins jingling]
- [meows]
- THERE YOU GO. BRING IN THAT CHANGE.
- [squelching]
- [laughs]
I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS ONE FOR MONTHS.
[laughs]
- WHAT'S SO FUNNY, MR. KRABS?
- OH, HI, SPONGEBOB.
UH, WELL-- SAY, AREN'T YOU
SUPPOSED TO BE OUT BACK SCRAPING OUT THE DUMPSTER?
- DONE AND DONE.
- THEN GET BACK THERE
AND SWAB THE POOP DECK, SO TO SPEAK.
- YES, SIR.
[coins jingling]
- HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY CHANGE?
- YOUR CHANGE?
ANYTHING ON THE FLOOR BE FAIR GAME.
- HEY!
- [laughs]
LOOKS LIKE I NEED POCKETS FOR ME POCKETS.
[all muttering angrily]
HEY, WHERE'S EVERYBODY GOING?
WAIT. COME BACK.
AH, FINE.
GO ON, THE LOT OF YA.
WITH ME NEW MONEY FINDER HERE, WHO NEEDS YA?
I WAS ABOUT TO CLOSE UP SHOP ANYWAY.
- CLOSE UP?
COME ON, GARE, YOU'RE GOING WITH ME.
- YOU'RE NOT TAKING HIM HOME WITH YA JUST YET.
UH, YOU HAVEN'T DEGREASED THE FRYER.
NOW, GET IN THERE AND DO IT.
AND I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU TILL YOU DO.
- YEAH BUT--
- AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT JERRY HERE.
I'LL MAKE SURE HE GETS HIS NIGHTLY CRAWL.
- [muffled] GARY.
[coins jingling]
- [chuckles] EXCUSE ME, MA'AM.
[whistles]
DIRTY MONEY SPENDS JUST LIKE THE CLEAN STUFF.
OOP.
SPONGEBOB, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- MR. KRABS, I FINISHED THE--
[retches]
I FINISHED SCRUBBING THE FRYER, SIR.
- YOU SURE MADE EASY WORK OF IT.
- TRY TELLING THAT TO MY FRIZZLED HANDS.
- YOU GOT TO KEEP WORKING, BOY.
- I DO?
- YEAH.
WHY DON'T YOU, UM,
REARRANGE THE WALL RIVETS FROM SMALLEST TO LARGEST?
- HEY, AREN'T THEY THE SAME SIZE?
- THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO BELIEVE, BOYO.
NOW, GET BACK IN THERE AND TAKE A LONG LOOK.
- WILL DO, CAP'N.
LA, LA-LA, LA-LA, LA-LA-LA.
- HOO!
NOW BACK TO OUR LITTLE TREASURE HUNT, EH, BOY?
- [snarls]
- YOU OKAY, BARRY?
[coins jingling]
ATTABOY.
- MR. KRABS WAS RIGHT.
A COUPLE OF THESE RIVETS ARE OFF BY AS MUCH AS FIVE NANOMETERS.
WELL, I'D BETTER GET TO WORK.
- [snoring]
- HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
WE AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THAT.
THERE'S A LAUNDROMAT THAT NEEDS TO BE CLEANED OUT.
[laughs] CLEANED OUT.
GET IT?
AH, NEVER MIND. MUSH!
- [meows]
- IF YOU DON'T GET MOVING, I'M GONNA--
- YOU'RE GONNA DO WHAT, SIR?
- EH, I WAS GONNA GIVE HIM A SNAILY TREAT.
- [snarls]
- SEE?
- [muffled yowling]
- OH, OKAY.
THOSE RIVETS ARE ALL REARRANGED, MR. KRABS.
- HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?
UH, OKAY, THEN,
NOW I WANT YOU TO PAINT THE KRUSTY KRAB.
- NO PROBLEM. THAT'S EASY.
- EH, EH, EH, BUT I WANT YOU TO DO IT
WITH THIS TOOTHBRUSH.
- SURE THING, SIR.
BYE, LITTLE PAL.
- [meows]
- OH, HO, HO.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT TERRY.
HE'S IN GOOD CLAWS.
- I'M SURE HE IS. GOOD-BYE.
- NOW, LITTLE SNEAGLE,
ARE YOU READY TO DO SOME LAUNDRY?
[laughs]
[giggles]
- HUH?
HEY.
WHERE'S MY CHANGE?
- [laughing]
- WELL, THAT STINKS.
- [laughing]
I'LL BET HE DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.
HEY, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA--
ER...
WE JUST FOUND THE POT AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW.
[laughs]
[machines dinging]
- WHAT THE--
- [laughing]
IT'S JUST LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY.
- AND THEN IT WENT WHOOSH OVER THERE.
AND THE COINS JUST FLEW FROM THE MACHINE.
- DON'T WORRY, SIR. WE'LL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.
- UH-OH, THEY'RE ON TO US.
TIME FOR PLAN "B."
- AH, THAT SHOULD DO IT.
AH, I BETTER CHECK IN WITH MR. KRABS
AND SEE IF HE NEEDS ME TO DO ANY MORE IMPOSSIBLE STUFF.
[panting]
- OH, BOY.
I'M NOT GONNA HEAR THE END OF THIS WHEN I GET HOME.
- PARDON ME, SIR.
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN A KRAB
WALKING AROUND WITH A SNAIL, HAVE YOU?
- SAY, ARE YOU IN WITH THOSE THIEVING CRIMINALS TOO?
- THIEVING WHAT?
- THEM TWO JERKS WHAT STOLE MY MONEY.
THE FAT ONE USED HIS SNEAGLE TO SWIPE MY COINS FROM ME.
- HIS SNEAGLE?
- THAT'S RIGHT.
WHY, THE COINS WERE STICKIN' RIGHT TO ITS SHELL.
[grumbling]
[Mr. Krabs laughing]
- MR. KRABS, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY GARY?
HUH, SO THIS IS WHAT A HOTBED OF SIN LOOKS LIKE.
[toilet flushes]
- [laughing]
HOW'S IT GOING, BOYO?
YOU FEELING THE COIN VIBES?
- [coughs]
[meows weakly]
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T FEEL SO GOOD?
- [meows]
- YOU LOOK FINE TO ME.
NOW, QUIT BEING SUCH A BABY,
AND START MAKING ME SOME MONEY.
EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME.
PREGNANT LADY COMING THROUGH.
[laughing]
UH, HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE, HOO, BOY.
IT SURE IS HARD BEING PREGGERS.
- UH, YEAH.
- [gasps]
OOH!
OH!
[panting]
OOH.
[coins jingling]
[chomping]
[stammering]
[squeals]
GET READY FOR A DOWNPOUR, ME BOY.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THANK YOU FOR YOUR MONEY.
- HUH? WHAT?
- COME ON, HARRY, LET'S GO.
COME ON, YOU.
- MR. KRABS.
FOR SHAME.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I'M JUST SHOWING RORY OFF.
- DON'T YOU LIE TO ME.
I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR USING GARY TO STEAL MONEY.
- [squelching]
- I AM DOING NOTHING OF THE SORT.
I WOULD NEVER STEAL.
YOU HAVE TO QUIT MAKING UP STORIES, BOYO.
- I'M NOT MAKING UP ANYTHING.
I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR LITTLE SCHEME.
YOU'RE THE ONE MAKING UP STORIES.
[coins jingling]
- DON'T YOU HAVE WORK YOU SHOULD BE DOING?
- OH, THAT'S RICH.
- NO, IF I WAS RICH,
I WOULDN'T HAVE TO HIRE THE LIKES OF YOU.
- THAT'S HURTFUL, MR. KRABS, AND YOU KNOW IT.
- WHY, YOU LITTLE YELLOW--
WELL, I NEVER.
- YOU NEVER WHAT,
LEARNED TO USE DECENT LANGUAGE?
- [gasps]
[all screaming]
- WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SWEET BOY I HIRED SO LONG AGO?
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
JACKPOT!
MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY.
COME TO PAPA.
OH, BOY.
[monitor beeping]
- YEAH, HE'S IN PRETTY BAD SHAPE
WITH THE IMPACT OF ALL THAT METAL,
BUT HE'LL PULL THROUGH.
- DOCTOR, HOW DOES THIS SORT OF THING HAPPEN?
- I THINK THIS MIGHT HAVE HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT.
- HEY, MY MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY FRIDGE MAGNET.
- YES, IT APPEARS THAT YOUR PET SWALLOWED IT.
IT HAS A VERY STRONG MAGNETIC PULL.
- 'CAUSE IT'S A MAGNET.
THAT'S IT, MR. KRABS.
- [laughs] WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
- UNFORTUNATELY, THERE'S STILL THE MATTER OF THE BILL.
- WHAT? OH, I CAN'T AFFORD THIS.
- ACTUALLY, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE GOT
JUST ENOUGH CHANGE TO COVER IT.
- NOOOOO!
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