- ARE YA READY, KIDS?
kids: AYE AYE, CAPTAIN!
- I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
kids: AYE AYE, CAPTAIN!
- OOH...
♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♪
kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪
- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ♪
kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪
- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪
kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪
- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪
kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪
- ♪ READY?
all: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪
♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- ♪ SPONGEBO-O-O-OB
♪ SQUAREPA-A-A-ANTS!
[laughs]
[piccolo tweets]
[wave sounds and seagulls]
[banjo music]
♪
[bubbles]
[accordion music]
- PLEASE BE MONEY. PLEASE BE MONEY.
OH! THAT'S NOT MONEY.
IT'S FROM SPONGEBOB.
"DEAR MR. KRABS,
PLEASE COME TO MY HOUSE TONIGHT.
I'M HAVING A FREE MONEY PARTY."
FREE MONEY PARTY!
THIS SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.
- "DEAR SQUIDWARD, COME TO MY HOUSE TONIGHT.
I'M HAVING A LATTE SIPPING CONTEST."
THIS SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!
- "PLEASE COME BY MY HOUSE TONIGHT.
I'M HAVING A SCIENCE FAIR."
OH, SPONGEBOB, THIS SOUNDS PLUM TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.
- "I'M HAVING A WEIGHT-LIFTING COMPETITION."
THAT SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!
- [gasps] A QUIET EVENING,
STUDYING THE RULES OF THE ROAD.
[laughs]
AHEM. THAT SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.
- "A MEETING OF THE MINDS TO DISCUSS
THE ULTIMATE DOWNFALL OF THE KRUSTY KRAB."
THIS SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!
- WELCOME, FRIENDS.
PLEASE COME IN.
I'M SO GLAD YOU ALL COULD MAKE IT.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A MAGICAL EVENING,
FILLED WITH...MAGIC.
- UH, SPONGEBOB?
- YES, MR. KRABS.
- CAN WE SKIP THE MAGIC,
AND GET RIGHT TO THE FREE MONEY?
- HOW ABOUT THE LATTE SIPPING?
- AND WHAT ABOUT THE PUMPING OF THE IRON?
- AND DIABOLICAL CONSPIRACIES?
- AND LET'S NOT FORGET THE SCIENCE FAIR.
- THE REAL REASON I CALLED YOU HERE
WAS TO WATCH THIS SLIDESHOW OF PHOTOS
FROM MY FAMILY VACATION!
all: I KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!
- [laughing]
HEY, SORRY I'M LATE, SPONGEBOB!
I HAD TO FIND MY MOVIE-WATCHING HAT.
- THAT DOES IT, I'M GONE.
all: YEAH. ME, TOO. - OW! OW! OW!
- WAIT! WAIT!
YOU'RE GONNA MISS THE FIRST SLIDE.
- LOOKS MORE LIKE A SLIP THAN A SLIDE.
HA. HA.
- I'VE SEEN ENOUGH.
- WAIT! COME BACK!
SEE? IT'S PATRICK.
- H-H-HEY! IT'S ME!
- WHY IS IT ALL ORANGE AND BLURRY?
- WHERE?
- SEE? RIGHT THERE, UM, THE ENTIRE THING.
- O-OH.
THAT'S BECAUSE PATRICK KEPT SPRAYING THE CAMERA
WITH CHEESE FIZZ.
PATRICK, YOU'RE SPRAYING THE CAMERA WITH CHEESE FIZZ.
THE PICTURES WILL COME OUT ALL ORANGE AND BLURRY.
- I CAN'T HELP IT, SPONGEBOB,
I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT GOING ON A FAMILY VACATION
WITH YOU AND YOUR PARENTS, THAT MY AIM IS OFF.
SEE?
THERE WE GO.
- I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
SOMETIMES IT FEELS LIKE I'VE BEEN WAITING
MY ENTIRE LIFE TO GO ON THIS TRIP!
- REALLY? WHY IS THAT?
- PROBABLY BECAUSE I HAVE.
- HAVE WHAT? - BEEN WAITING.
- WAIT, WH-- YOU MEAN, SO...WHAT?
[car horn beeps]
- AH! PATRICK! THEY'RE HERE!
- GOOD MORNING, SON. READY TO HEAD OUT?
- YOU BET!
- SPONGEBOB, DON'T LEAVE YOUR LUGGAGE BEHIND.
- OH, THAT'S NOT LUGGAGE. IT'S PATRICK.
HE'S COMING WITH US, REMEMBER?
- WELL, SHAKE A LEG, BOYS,
THE GREAT BARRIER REEF ISN'T GONNA VISIT ITSELF.
- YOUR FATHER'S RIGHT, SON.
- THEY KNOW I'M RIGHT.
- YOU BROUGHT HOMEWORK?
- NO, PATRICK.
IT'S A BROCHURE, DETAILING ALL THE FUN
TO BE HAD AT OUR FINAL DESTINATION,
THE GREAT BARRIER REEF.
SEE? THERE'S A HUGE ASSORTMENT
OF SLIDES, AND TRAMPOLINES,
- AND FORTS.
- AND ROPES TO SWING ON.
- AND FORTS.
- AND A WATER PARK!
OH, NO. THAT'S JUST WHERE YOU DROOLED ON IT.
I CAN'T WAIT TO GET THERE!
HOW ABOUT YOU? - NO, I CAN'T.
- YEAH. - NO, I MEAN I REALLY CAN'T.
I'VE BEEN IN THIS CONFINED SPACE TOO LONG ALREADY! HELP!
GET ME OUT OF HERE!
- ALL RIGHT, BOYS, ALL RIGHT.
LET'S TURN DOWN THE VOLUME BACK THERE.
- I HAVE AN IDEA.
WHY DON'T WE PLAY A ROAD GAME, TO PASS THE TIME?
- YEAH!
- ANYBODY KNOW ANY?
- OH! OH! OH! OH! HIDE AND SEEK!
- HEY, WHY DOES HE GET TO GO FIRST?
- ♪ AND SHE THREW IT ALL AWAY-- ♪
- OKAY, FIND ME! - GAH! EGAD.
[clang] [horn]
[squeek] [splat]
- HEY! [boink]
[honk] [splurt]
[splonk]
[mall music]
♪
[rockabilly music]
♪
- [male announcer] THERE'S THE GREEN FLAG.
AND THE RACE IS UNDERWAY.
[crunch] [wham]
[clang] [ding]
[smoosh] [gong]
[whang] [splorch]
[gurch] [blong]
[cymbal crash] [floob]
[grunch] [whizz]
AND WE HAVE A NEW WINNER!
all: YEAH! [whistles]
- MOO.
MOO! [car horn]
[bonk] [slide whistle]
[urgent string music]
♪
[wham] [slap]
[whack] [crack]
- MM-MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST SING THE ROAD SONG.
♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ♪
- ♪ WHEN I'M ON THE ROAD - ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD.
- ♪ I SEE STUFF GOING BY - ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD.
- ♪ WHEN I'M ON THE ROAD
[splat] - ♪ I GOT A BUG IN MY EYE
- ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. - ♪ WHEN I'M ON THE ROAD
♪ LOOKS LIKE CLEAR SKIES AHEAD - ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD.
- ♪ WHEN I'M ON THE ROAD - ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD.
♪ PLEASE STOP TOUCHING MY HEAD - ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD.
[faster] - ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD.
all: ♪ LET'S ALL SING THE ROAD SONG ♪
[clap clap]
- ♪ I WANT TO SING IT ALL DAY LONG ♪
all: ♪ LET'S ALL SING THE ROAD SONG ♪
[clap clap]
all: ♪ LET'S ALL SING... - ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD.
all: ♪ ALONG - ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. RO-O-AD
[crash]
- UM, ANYBODY KNOW ANY OTHER GOOD ROAD TUNES?
[hawaiian music]
♪
[grunting]
- OOF. URG. OH.
- HOW MUCH FARTHER TO THE NEAREST SERVICE STATION?
- UH, PROBABLY PRETTY FAR, SON.
[honk]
- OH, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
[banjo music]
♪
- SO, UH, HOW'S IT LOOKING?
- WELL, GOT A CRACKED TIMING CASE COVER,
IT'S BROKEN A COUPLE OF TEETH OFF THE TIMING GEAR,
THE RADIATOR'S DAMAGED AT THE CORE,
YOU GOT A CRACKED WATER PUMP,
AND A FRACTURED INJECTOR LINE.
- AND WHAT DOES ALL THAT MEAN?
- WELL, LITTLE MISSY, IN TECHNICAL TERMS,
[sniff]
IF SHE SHE DON'T WANT TO RUN, SHE DON'T WANT TO RUN,
- UH-HUH. AHEM.
OH, SO WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT, TIME-WISE?
- WELL, NOW THAT DEPENDS.
HOW MUCH TIME YOU GOT?
[wheezy laugh]
- [laughing]
HOW MUCH T-- UH...
NOT FUNNY.
- HEY! AT LEAST THEY HAVE A COZY-LOOKING WAITING ROOM.
HEY, COME ON.
MAN, AM I BORED.
- I AM BEYOND BORED.
I'M... BEE-ORED.
- OH, BOYS! IS THAT A PLAYGROUND NEXT DOOR I SEE?
both: PLAYGROUND!
both: HMM.
- NOT THE MOST COLORFUL PLAYGROUND I'VE SEEN.
- MM-MMM.
THIS LOOKS MORE LIKE A GRAY-GROUND.
- WELL, I'LL JUST LEAVE YOU TWO HERE TO AMUSE YOURSELVES,
AND COME BACK FOR YOU WHEN THE BOAT'S FIXED.
- UM, ACTUALLY THIS PLACE SEEMS A LITTLE BIT--
- HAVE FUN!
- WELL, THIS IS A NASTY TURN OF EVENTS.
- YOU'RE PREACHING TO THE CHOIR, PATRICK.
- I KNEW IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN, TOO.
- YOU DID? HOW?
- 'CAUSE IT HAPPENS EVERY TIME I KEEP MY CHEESE FIZZ
IN MY BACK POCKET.
[splurch]
DARN! IT'S ALMOST EMPTY.
- WELL, I GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE TO MAKE THE BEST OF IT.
♪ AH LA LA LA THIS IS FUN.
HEY, PATRICK, YOU GOTTA TRY THIS--
[garble]
[splurch] - HUH?
SPONGEBOB, WERE YOU TALKIN' TO ME?
I COULDA SWORN SPONGEBOB WAS CALLIN' ME FROM THIS DIRECTION.
SPONGEBOB, WHERE ARE YOU?
- HEY, PATRICK.
- HUH.
SPONGEBOB?
AW, COME ON, WHERE ARE YOU HIDING?
THIS ISN'T FUNNY.
HUH. - PATRICK, I'M RIGHT HERE.
- OH, HEY, SPONGEBOB. HOW'D YOU GET THERE?
- WELL, I WAS ON THIS SEESAW--
- SLIDE!
HA! [laughs excitedly]
[strains]
[smack] - OOF!
- PATRICK, DO YOU NEED HELP?
- HUH?
OH, WITH THIS SLIDE STUCK TO MY BOTTOM?
NAR, HUH. I WANT IT THERE.
I HATE YOU, SLIDE!
[strains]
OOF!
OH, SORRY, SPONGEBOB.
- HEY, LOOK, A SWING SET!
CAN'T GO WRONG WITH THIS
ALL-TIME PLAYGROUND FAVORITE.
WHEE.
HEY, THIS IS ALMOST
LIKE BEING AT THE GREAT BARRIER REEF, HUH?
TRY IT, PATRICK.
- OKAY.
IT'S NOT WORKING.
- NO, GO BACK AND FORTH, LIKE THIS.
UH, UH, UH, UH.
THERE YOU GO,
NOW YOU'RE GETTIN' INTO THE... SWING OF THINGS.
♪ BA LA LA LA LA - [laughs excitedly]
HEY! WATCH ME...
GO!
OH! OH-WHOA!
- PATRICK?
- GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!
WHOA!
- PATRICK! I'M COMING!
- YOW!
- AAH!
- YOW! OW! OW!
- WAH! AI-AH! WAH!
[screaming]
- [screaming] YOW! OW! OW!
- [screaming] WAH! AH! AH!
AH! OH.
- PATRICK?
- [gurgling] SPONGEBOB.
- PATRICK! ARE YOU OKAY?
- NO. I'M NOT OKAY. - YOU'RE NOT?
- NO. I'M GREAT!
THAT WAS AWEOME!
HUH, LET'S DO IT AGAIN!
- YEAH! PATRICK, WAIT.
SOMETHING TELLS ME, THAT IS A ONE-WAY DRAIN.
UH, HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN WALKING HERE, PATRICK?
- WELL, THAT DEPENDS ON WHO YOU ASK.
- WHY?
- WELL, 'CAUSE IF YOU ASK SOMEONE WITH A WATCH,
THEY MIGHT BE ABLE TO TELL YOU.
[rumble]
- ARE YOU GETTIN' HUNGRY?
- YEAH! HOW'D YOU KNOW?
- OH, I COULD HEAR YOUR STOMACH GROWLING.
I THOUGHT FOR A SECOND,
IT MIGHT BE SOME KIND OF SCALY MONSTER
COMING TO EAT US.
[hearty laughter]
- THAT'S FUNNY.
COULDN'T HAVE BEEN MY STOMACH GROWLING, THOUGH.
- IT COULDN'T? - NOPE!
I HAD ITS VOCAL CHORDS REMOVED BEFORE THE TRIP.
- WELL, I COULD HAVE SWORN THAT I HEARD--
[growling rumble]
SPONGEBOB! I HEARD IT, I HEARD GROWLING!
- NO, THAT TIME IT WAS MY STOMACH.
THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING AROUND HERE TO EAT.
MMM!
[chomp] [munch]
PATRICK, I FOUND SOME BERRIES WE CAN--
OOF!
NOT...EAT!
- [chomp] [munch]
[munch munch munch]
THANKS FOR THE WARNING.
- PATRICK, WHERE DID YOU GET--
[thunderous pop]
[cork pop] - THE CUPCAKE?
- FROM THE VENDING MACHINE.
[magical guitar chord]
- O-OH.
[mighty grumble]
- WAS IT YOUR STOMACH THAT TIME, TOO?
- NOPE.
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
- ROAR!
[wiggle]
- IT'S COMING CLOSER!
[screech]
[wobble wobble]
OH, NO! IT'S A SHEER DROP-OFF!
NOW WHAT DO WE DO?
- DON'T ASK ME.
I DON'T REMEMBER
"BEING EATEN ALIVE" ON THIS TRIP'S ITINERARY.
- I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE DIGESTED!
[sobbing]
- WAIT, SPONGEBOB.
I KNOW HOW TO GET US OUT OF THIS.
- YOU DO?
- I SAW SOMETHING JUST LIKE THIS IN A MOVIE ONCE.
NOW, WATCH CLOSELY,
AND DO EXACTLY WHAT I DO.
- ROGER.
- OKAY, NOW WHAT?
- UH, I'M NOT SURE.
I FELL ASLEEP IN THE SECOND HALF OF THE MOVIE.
[screaming]
- WELL, I HOPE THAT MONSTER'S CARRYING SOME SYRUP.
- YEAH, 'CAUSE IF HE EATS US, HE'S HAVING PANCAKES FOR LUNCH.
[sproing] both: WHOA!
[relieved laughter]
- PATRICK, WE DID IT!
- WE'RE NOT GONNA BE EATEN!
- HOORAY, FOR NOT BEING EATEN!
- HOORAY!
♪ WE'RE NOT GONNA BE EATEN, WE'RE NOT GONNA BE EATEN ♪
- HEY, SPONGEBOB? - YEAH, PATRICK.
- ALL THIS NOT-BEING-EATEN IS MAKING ME HUNGRY.
- OH, HO, DON'T WORRY.
WHEN WE GET TO THE GREAT BARRIER REEF,
WE'LL EAT LIKE KINGS.
- ALL RIGHT!
NOW, PUT HER THERE, PATRICK.
PUT HER THERE!
[squish]
- EW, PATRICK,
HAVE YOU BEEN USING A DIFFERENT MOISTURIZER?
YOUR HANDS FEEL KIND OF--
[horrified garble]
- OH, NO, IT'S--
IT'S JUST THE SAME OLD MOISTURIZER I ALWAYS USE.
- [sputtering babble]
- AW, COME ON, SPONGEBOB,
DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING HERE.
- [confused blather]
- LET ME GUESS,
IT'S TIME TO START SCREAMING AGAIN?
- ONE SECOND.
OKAY, NOW.
[screaming]
[falling screaming]
- SPONGEBOB, AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE TO STAY AND HANG AROUND,
I'M NOT SURE THAT NOW'S THE BEST TIME.
- I KNOW, PATRICK,
BUT RIGHT NOW, IT SEEMS TO BE--
[excited babble] [gasping]
OUR BEST POSSIBLE COURSE OF ACTION.
- WELL, I PROBABLY
WOULD REALLY BE ENJOYING THE VIEW
IF I STILL HAD SOME BLOOD FLOWING TO MY ARMS. OW.
- DON'T WORRY, PATRICK,
YOUR BLOOD-FLOW IS NOT THE ONLY THING
THAT'S WEARING THIN.
[snap]
[screaming]
- GRAB IT, PATRICK!
- G-GRABBING!
- [naseous wailing]
- OKAY, SPONGEBOB, YOUR TURN!
- [snoring] - SPONGEBOB!
- HUH? OH, I GOT IT.
[head scratching]
- PHEW! THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE, HUH, PATRICK?
- YEAH.
BUT IT LOOKS LIKE EVERTHING WORKED OUT JUST--
VINE. HA.
[ringing]
- PATRICK. PATRICK?
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
- IT SOUNDED LIKE IT CAME FROM THE OTHER SIDE
OF THIS BIG ROCK.
THIS ISN'T A BIG ROCK.
IT'S A BIG WALL.
- DO YOU SUPPOSE IT BELONGS TO THAT GIFT SHOP RIGHT THERE?
- WHAT WOULD A GIFT SHOP BE DOING,
RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE?
- I-- UH, SELLING GIFTS?
[ringing] - WOW, PATRICK,
LOOK AT ALL THIS STUFF!
YOU GONNA BUY SOMETHING?
- NAH, I'M NOT IN THE MARKET FOR ANY SOUVENIRS.
- [chuckling] OH-HO, YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY SOUVEN--
[gasps]
OH, NO. I JUST REALIZED WHAT THIS PLACE IS!
- YOU HAVE?
- PATRICK, WE HAVE WALKED STRAIGHT INTO A--
[whispering] TOURIST TRAP.
- A TRAP! - SHH.
- [whispering] A TRAP.
- COME ON. LET'S ESCAPE,
BEFORE WE SPEND ALL OUR MONEY ON USELESS TRINKETS.
PATRICK, WAIT.
I SAW A VERY NICE DRIFTWOOD SCULPTURE OVER THERE,
THAT WOULD WORK GREAT AS A MANTLEPIECE.
- SPONGEBOB, NO!
- [sobs]
- SPONGEBOB!
- PATRICK, THAT TOURIST TRAP TOOK ME FOR EVERYTHING I HAD.
NOW WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY, WE'RE STILL LOST,
AND WE'RE GONNA BE IN BIG TROUBLE.
OH! THIS VACATION IS A DISASTER!
[weeps]
- SPONGEBOB, I-- - [wails]
[blubbering nonsense]
- I DON'T THINK THIS VACATION'S BEEN A DISASTER.
- [gurgles]
YOU DON'T?
- NO, OF COURSE NOT. SEE!
WE DID EVERYTHING WE DREAMT OF DOING
AT THE GREAT BARRIER REEF.
- PATRICK, YOU'RE RIGHT!
WE WENT DOWN A SEWAGE PIPE...
- LIKE A SLIDE...
- BOUNCED OFF A HUGE ANEMONE...
- LIKE A TRAMPOLINE...
- HID IN A NEST.
- LIKE A FORT...
- AND SWUNG ON SOME VINES, WHICH ARE A LOT LIKE ROPES.
THIS VACATION HAS IT ALL!
- ALL EXCEPT FOR ONE THING.
- WHAT'S THAT?
- A WAY OUTTA HERE.
- MY POOR PARENTS MUST BE WORRIED SICK.
- I SUGGEST WE TAKE A NAP HERE UNTIL THEY COME AND FIND US.
THAT WAY, WE'LL BE WELL-RESTED FOR THE RIDE HOME.
- I SUGGEST WE START WALKING.
- I WAS AFRAID HE WAS GONNA SUGGEST THAT.
- [exhausted] ♪ WHEN I'M ON THE ROAD
- [exhausted] ♪ I SEE STUFF GOING BY
- ♪ WHEN I'M ON THE ROAD ♪
- ♪ GOT A BUG IN MY EYE ♪
- ♪ WHEN I'M ON THE ROAD ♪
- ♪ LOOKS LIKE CLEAR SKIES AHEAD ♪
- ♪ WHEN I'M-- [coughs]
♪ ON THE ROAD
- ♪ PLEASE STOP TOUCHING MY HEAD ♪
- ♪ LET'S ALL SING THE ROAD SONG ♪
[slow clapping]
♪ I WANT TO SING IT ALL DAY LONG ♪
♪ LET'S ALL SING THE-- [coughs]
[sighs]
- SPONGEBOB, MAYBE WE OUGHTTA TAKE A BREAK
FROM THE SINGING FOR A WHILE.
- GOOD IDEA, PATRICK.
I'LL JUST PLAY THE ROAD SONG ON THIS WHISTLE,
THAT I GOT FROM THE SOUVENIR SHOP.
[whistles]
♪
- OH, HEY, SON. WE'RE READY TO GO.
♪
- WOW, SPONGEBOB,
YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD WITH THAT THING.
- OH, THANKS, PATRICK, GLAD YOU THINK SO.
- WELL,
APPARENTLY, I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO DOES.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHO ELSE THINKS--
OH, NO, NOT AGAIN.
- THE WHISTLE SEEMS TO HAVE SOOTHED IT.
- I THINK IT'S OFFERING US A RIDE.
♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ♪
- ♪ WHEN I'M ABOVE THE ROAD - ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD,
- ♪ ALL I SEE IS SKY - ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD,
- ♪ WHEN I'M ABOVE THE ROAD - ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD,
- ♪ ON A GIANT FRUIT FLY - ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD,
- ♪ WHEN I'M ABOVE THE ROAD - ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD,
both: ♪ HE USED TO FILL US WITH DREAD ♪
[screaming]
- ♪ WHEN I'M ABOVE THE ROAD - ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD,
- ♪ I'M AS SNUG AS A BABY BUG IN BED ♪
- ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ♪
- ♪ LET'S ALL SING THE ABOVE-THE-ROAD SONG ♪
- ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ♪
- ♪ I WANT TO SING IT ALL DAY LONG ♪
- ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ♪
- ♪ LET'S ALL SING THE ABOVE-THE-ROAD SONG ♪
- ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ♪
- ♪ LET'S ALL SING
♪ ALONG - ♪ ROAD, ROAD
♪
- DUH.
- THANKS, AGAIN!
PATRICK, I THINK THAT IS THE FRIENDLIEST
TERRIFYINGLY GIGANTIC INSECT
I HAVE EVER HAD THE PLEASURE OF BEING CARRIED OFF BY.
- ME, TOO. [honk honk]
- SPONGEBOB? OH! THERE YOU ARE.
- OKAY, HOP IN, BOYS,
THE BOAT-MOBILE'S AS GOOD AS NEW,
AND WE'VE GOT MILES AND MILES OF OPEN ROAD AHEAD OF US.
- BOYS?
[snoring]
- DO SOMETHING, HAROLD.
- HE'S YOUR SON, MARGARET.
HE'S YOUR SON.
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