- ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
- I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
- * OHH...
* WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? *
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- * ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE *
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- * IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH *
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- * THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH *
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY?
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- SPONGEBOB
SQUAREPANTS!
[laughing]
*
[waves crashing]
[energetic music]
*
- A LITTLE MORE SAND.
PAT, PAT, PAT.
PAT, PAT, PATRICK!
CHECK IT OUT.
AN EXACT REPLICA OF THE KRUSTY KRAB.
ONE SANDY PATTY, EXTRA GRIT.
- [gulps] A BIT DRY AND FLAVORLESS.
I'LL TAKE TWO DOZEN.
- HEY, EVERYONE.
THE DRASTIC RADICALS ARE TEARING IT UP
ON SAND MOUNTAIN.
- OH, JOHNNY, JOHNNY! - OH, JOHNNY!
- LET'S CHECK IT OUT.
- UM, COULD YOU GIVE ME A HAND?
- SURE THING, BUDDY.
- [whistles]
[excited chatter]
- I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING.
- ALLOW ME.
[engine revs ]
[crowd gasps]
- YEAHHH!
[laughs]
- WOW. - WHOA.
- WOW.
- WHOA. - WHOA.
[bugle call]
- [gasps] LOOK OUT!
- [laughs]
- SOMEONE HELP THAT LITTLE OLD LADY!
- HELP YOURSELVES, NIMRODS!
[rock music]
*
[explosion]
- [screaming laughter]
[engine revs ]
- JOHNNY KRILL!
NOT DEAD TED!
- [laughs]
- GRAND MAUL GRANNY!
[explosion]
DRASTIC...
RADICALS!
[explosion]
THE DRASTICALS!
- DID YOU SEE THAT?
both: WHAT WAS THAT?
- WHY, THOSE AWE THE DWASTIC WADICALS,
THE NUMBEW ONE PWACTITIONERS OF EXTWEME SPOWTS.
[slurps]
both: EXTREME WHAT?
- EXTREME SPOWTS...
- EXTREME SPOTS?
WELL, THAT'S NO FAIR.
YOU'RE ALREADY COVERED IN EXTREME SPOTS.
OOH. HOLD ON A SECOND.
[hive buzzing]
[screaming, electricity crackling]
OKAY, LET'S GO MEET OUR NEW HEROES.
[laughing]
- WE WANT TO JOIN YOUR EXTREME SPOTS TEAM.
AS YOU CAN SEE, WE'RE ALSO COVERED HEAD TO TOE
IN THE MOST EXTREME OF SPOTS.
- ITCHY SPOTS.
[all cackling]
- YOU'RE KIDDING ME.
- OH, NO. OH, NO, STOP.
STOP. [laughs]
EXTREME SPOTS. [laughs]
IT'S EXTREME "SPORTS," NOT "SPOTS."
SO, YOU WANT TO BE A DRASTICAL?
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT, LITTLE DUDE.
- NO PROBLEMO.
I GUESS YOU JUST HOP UP LIKE THIS...
[engine revs ]
[tires screech]
HEY!
COME BACK!
[engine revs ]
HEY!
[screams]
OH!
[groans]
- [laughs]
YOUR TURN, FAT BOY.
- HEY, HOW'D WE GET UP HERE?
[screams]
[gulps]
[seal barks]
[horn honks]
[dolphin whistles]
[crash]
[duck quacks]
[screams]
[thud] OOH!
- OUR SPORTS ARE TOO EXTREME FOR YOU DUDES.
MAYBE WE SHOULD START YOU TWO ON SOMETHING EASIER.
WHAT GAMES DO YOU DUDES LIKE TO PLAY?
- OH, I KNOW.
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE SOMETHING CALLED JUMP ROPE?
- JUMP ROPE, EH? DEMONSTRATE.
- READY, PATRICK?
ON YOUR MARK, GET SET,
JUMP ROPE!
- EXTREME!
HEY, WHO'S HOLDING THE OTHER END?
- I AM, OF COURSE.
- WHOA. - HI, PATRICK.
- AH.
[plays harmonica]
* MY BEST FRIEND IS SPONGEBOB - SING IT.
- * HE HAS A SQUARE HEAD - YEAH!
- * I TRY ON HIS CLOTHES WHILE HE'S ASLEEP IN BED *
- WOW--WHAT?
- [panting]
IT'S WEIRD.
MY FACE IS LEAKING.
- YOUR FACE ISN'T LEAKING.
YOU'RE JUST SWEATING FROM ALL THE EXERCISE.
- EXERCISE?
OOH, I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS.
[pants] OH.
- EXTREME.
- DUDE, THAT WAS NOT EXTREME.
NOW LET THE DRASTICALS SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE.
GRAB IT, GRANNY.
- [panting]
DRASTICALS! WOW!
YEAH!
- KICK IT UP A NOTCH.
both: OOH.
- YEAH!
[thud]
[screams]
[small explosion]
- YEAH! SEE?
EXTREME SPORTS SHOULD BE EXPLOSIVE. BOOM!
- EXPLOSIVE, HUH? I KNOW JUST THE THING.
[inhales]
[blows air]
BOOM!
- POW! - KAZAM!
- BLOOEY! - WHOOSH!
- BIFF! - IMPRESSED?
all: NO.
- LOOK, DUDES.
TO BE EXTREME, YOU GOT TO GO BIGGER.
SHOW 'EM, DRASTICALS.
[rock music]
[splashing]
*
WATCH THIS.
[engine revs ]
- HOLY CHUM!
[panicked screaming]
[engine revs ]
[crash]
- EXTREME.
HUP.
NOW THAT'S HOW YOU DO EXTREME.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
- I THINK I DO. IS FIGHTING EXTREME?
- FIGHTING IS TOTALLY EXTREME.
- I WANT A CLEAN FIGHT.
I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANY TRASH LAYING AROUND.
[groans]
[screams]
WHOA!
[muffled screaming]
- OH...
WE GIVE UP! FLING.
[birds chirping]
THAT WAS CLOSE. - NOT SO FAST.
THAT'S NOT FIGHTING.
STAND ASIDE.
I'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE.
[grunts]
[machine rumbles]
- NO! IT'S DRY CLEAN-ONLY.
[rumbling]
[crash]
- [groans]
[weakly] AVENGE ME.
[moans] OH.
- OH. - BRUTAL.
- CHARLIE?
[growls]
[birds chirping]
- OOH. - EVEN MORE BRUTAL!
- NOW THAT WAS EXTREME, DUDES.
YOU THINK YOU'RE STARTING TO GET IT?
- OH, YEAH. - YEAH.
- SO WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?
- HMM, THERE IS ONE SPORT
THAT PATRICK'S AN EXPERT AT.
- DUMPSTER DIVING!
[grunts]
[dramatic music]
[groaning]
WHOA, WHOA--
- HOORAY!
[squishy sounds]
- [coughs]
- THAT'S NOT EXTREME.
- [coughs]
HOW REVOLTING.
A-BRUSH, BRUSH, BRUSH, BRUSH, BRUSH, BRUSH, BRUSH, BRUSH.
- OKAY, THAT'S KIND OF EXTREME. NOT BAD.
BUT THE DRASTICALS WILL SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE.
[rock music]
*
- RIGHT.
OKAY, ARTIFICIAL HIP, DON'T FAIL ME NOW.
- OH. - OOH.
[crash]
- [cackles]
EXTREME!
- THAT IS ONE TOUGH ELDERLY PERSON.
- DUDES, THAT WAS AWESOME.
WHAT OTHER CRAZY SPORTS DO YOU TWO PLAY?
- WELL, THERE IS A VERY EXTREMELY
EXTREME SPORT WE PLAY IF YOU'RE UP TO IT.
[laughter]
- HEY, WHERE ARE THE DRASTICALS?
[engine revving]
HERE THEY COME!
- [laughs]
AH! YEAH!
- [laughs]
- WOW. - AMAZING.
- JELLYFISHING, YEAH!
[electricity crackles]
[explosion]
- DUDES, NOW WE GET IT.
THESE SPOTS ARE WAY EXTREME.
- AND ITCHY.
- AS YOU CAN SEE,
EXTWEME SPOTS AWE THE DIWECT BY-PWODUCT
OF THE MOST EXTWEME SPOWTS.
- WHO IS THAT GUY?