- ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
- I CAN'’T HEAR YOU.
all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
- ♪ OHH...
♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♪
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ♪
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY?
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- SPONGEBOB
SQUAREPANTS!
[laughing]
♪
[waves crashing]
[lilting ukulele music]
♪
- [slurps]
MAYBE I'’LL... PRACTICE MY CLARINET.
AH-HE-HE-HEM.
[playing jazzy tune]
♪
- KIND OF SOUNDS LIKE SQUIDWARD'’S PRACTICING
HIS CLARINET OVER THERE, DOESN'’T IT, GARY?
GARY?
WELL, I CAN'’T JUST STAND BY AND LET HIM PRACTICE ALONE.
THEN WHAT KIND OF A FRIEND AND NEIGHBOR WOULD I BE?
NOT THAT KIND THAT I... [metal twangs]
WOULD WANT.
[porthole creaks]
[strumming harmoniously]
HI, NEIGHBOR!
♪
- GRRR!
[playing faster]
♪
[blaring high note]
[growls and jabbers]
- SHOULD WE TAKE IT FROM THE TOP?
- THE DAY I WILLINGLY PRACTICE
MY MUSICAL ART WITH YOU
IS THE DAY I GROW HAIR ON MY--
[clapping]
- [chuckles] LIKE, BRAVO, MAN! BRAVO!
- AND WHO MIGHT YOU BE?
- ♪ I'’M GLAD YOU ASKED ♪
♪ I'’LL MAKE IT PERFECTLY CLEAR ♪
♪ I'’M THE GUY YOU MADE SMILE FROM EAR TO EAR ♪
♪ '’CAUSE A SWEET SOUND'’S COMING FROM THIS HERE DIRECTION ♪
♪ THE ENTIRE OCEAN SHOULD HEAR ♪
♪ NOW WHAT I AM PROPOSING TO YOU ♪
♪ IS SOMETHING I FEEL IT IS MY DUTY TO DO ♪
♪ I'’M NOT JUST AN ADMIRER AND PASSER-BY ♪
♪ I WANNA BE A CONCERT-PROMOTING MANAGER GUY ♪
- ♪ ARE YOU SERIOUS? IS THIS A DREAM? ♪
- ♪ COLONEL CARPER'’S THE NAME ♪
♪ I THINK WE'’D MAKE A GREAT TEAM ♪
♪ YOU AND YOUR MUSICAL COMPADRE UP THERE ♪
♪ ARE THE NEXT BIG THING, I DO SOLEMNLY SWEAR ♪
♪ SO... WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? ♪
♪ IT'’S HIGH TIDE TIME ♪
♪ WE GO ON TOUR
♪ TOGETHER WE'’LL SET SAIL ♪
♪ ON A MAGICAL MUSICAL JOURNEY ♪
[crowd cheers]
♪ WHERE YOU'’LL PLAY FOR AT LEAST A TRILLION ♪
♪ AND THAT GUY ON THAT GURNEY ♪
[bell dings]
[fans scream] - ♪ SCREAMING FANS
♪ WILL INSISTENTLY CLAP THEIR HANDS FOR MORE ♪
♪ AS YOU FLY THROUGH THE AIR ♪
♪ DOING YOUR FOURTH ENCORE ♪
♪ AND REMEMBER TO BRING YOUR RAKE ♪
♪ '’CAUSE NEPTUNE ONLY KNOWS ♪
♪ THE MONEY WE'’LL MAKE ♪ [cha-ching]
[bang]
- ♪ DID SOMEONE SAY MONEY?
♪ I COULD SWEAR THAT'’S WHAT I HEARD ♪
♪ I'’VE GOT SUPER SENSITIVE HEARING ♪
♪ WHEN IT COMES TO THAT WORD ♪
- ♪ YES, HE SAID MONEY
♪ BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY HE SAID ♪
♪ FA-A-A-ANS
♪ AND NOT THE TYPE THAT BLOWS AIR ♪
♪ WHEN YOU'’RE FEELING TOO HOT ♪
♪ THE TYPE THAT WANTS YOUR AUTOGRAPH ♪
♪ ON EVERYTHING THEY'’VE GOT ♪
- SIGNATURE, MR. TENTACLES?
- ♪ AND I HEARD THE WORD "TEAM" ♪
♪ WHICH IS SPECIAL TO ME
♪ '’CAUSE THROUGH THE POWER OF MUSIC ♪
♪ THERE'’S NO WAY WE WON'’T GET ♪
♪ TO BOND TOGETHER
♪ IN THIS SPECIAL DUET
both: ♪ SO...
♪ WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
♪ IT'’S HIGH TIDE TIME ♪
♪ WE WENT ON TOUR
- UH, EXCUSE ME.
IS THERE ANY WAY I COULD DO THIS TOUR
AS A SOLOIST?
- HMM, LET ME THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A SECOND.
NONE...
[falsetto] ♪ WHATSOEVER
♪ THE TOUR MUST CONSIST-- AND I DO PERSIST ♪
♪ OF THE TALL ONE WITH HALITOSIS ♪
♪ AND THE SQUARE ONE WITH THE TALENTED WRIST ♪
- ♪ A DREAM WRAPPED IN PAIN
♪ I DON'’T KNOW WHETHER TO SMILE OR POUT ♪
- ♪ EXCUSE ME, COLONEL
♪ I'’LL BE TAKING OVER FROM HERE ON OUT ♪
- ♪ BUT IT WAS I WHO DISCOVERED ♪
♪ THIS SOON-TO-BE-FAMOUS PAIR ♪
♪ AND I'’M THE ONE WHO KNOWS ♪
♪ WHAT IT TAKES TO GET THEM THERE ♪
♪ YOU'’LL NEED A TOUR BUS, VENUES ♪
♪ GOTTA BUILD A BUZZ
♪ YOU NEED EQUIPMENT AND ROADIES TOO ♪
♪ I'’M THE EXPERT OF ALL THINGS ♪
♪ CONCERT-PROMOTIONALLY SPEAKING ♪
♪ YOU HAVE NO INKLING
♪ YOU HAVE NO CLUE
[whirring]
- ♪ THANKS FOR ALL THE GREAT TIPS ♪
♪ I THINK YOU SHOULD BE ON YOUR WAY ♪
♪ GOOD-BYE
♪ GOOD LUCK HAVE A NICE DAY ♪
♪ SO...
♪ WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
♪ IT'’S HIGH TIDE TIME ♪
♪ WE WENT ON TOUR!
UP AND AT '’EM, BOYS.
WE GOT A TOUR TO PUT ON.
- [grunting]
WHEW! CHANGING THE OIL IN THE SCHOOL BUSMOBILE
SURE IS A PAIN IN THE-- [engine rumbles]
WHAT THE--
STOP!
THIEF!
[tires screech]
- MORNING, SQUIDWARD.
[grunts]
TOUR BUS, SOUND EQUIPMENT-- CHECK.
ALL I NEED NOW IS A...
"ROADIE".
NOW, WHERE IN NEPTUNE'’S NET AM I EVER GONNA FIND A--
[clatter]
- SOMEBODY LEFT THIS THING
LAYING AROUND THE PARKING LOT.
- ROADIE--CHECK.
[heavy metal music playing]
HERE WE ARE, BOYS-- OUR FIRST GIG.
ALL THOSE PEOPLE ARE LINED UP
TO SEE YOU.
- SOUNDS LIKE A LOAD OF HOOEY.
- ALL RIGHT, ROADIE. START UNLOADING THE HOOEY.
- UH, MR. KRABS, WHERE DO I PUT THIS?
- ANYWHERE'’S FINE. - THEN WHAT ABOUT THIS?
- HEY, LOOK, IT'’S NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH!
[crowd cheering and shouting]
- HI, GUYS!
- WELL, WELL, WELL.
IF IT ISN'’T THAT GUY WHO STOLE MY BAND.
I HOPE YOU AREN'’T HERE TO STEAL THIS BAND TOO,
BECAUSE THIS TIME AROUND, I'’LL BE READY FOR YA.
- WELL, THAT'’S VERY INTERESTING, COLONEL CARPER.
BUT RIGHT NOW, MY BAND AND I ARE ON A WORLD TOUR,
AND TONIGHT, WE'’RE OPENING FOR NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH.
- [laughing]
- [chuckles] YEAH, WHA--
UH, WHAT'’S SO FUNNY?
- YOU ARE!
AND THE FACT THAT YOU THINK YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT IT TAKES TO PUT ON A MUSICAL TOUR.
- WE HAVE A TOUR BUS, SOUND EQUIPMENT,
A ROADIE--
- YOU CALL THAT A TOUR BUS?
YOU CALL THIS SOUND EQUIPMENT?
THAT'’S NOT A ROADIE. THESE ARE ROADIES.
- [screams]
- I'’LL TELL YOU WHAT.
I'’LL LET YOU OPEN FOR NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH
ON ONE CONDITION:
MY ROADIES GET TO SABOTAGE YOUR SOUND EQUIPMENT
AND HAVE IT BLOW UP DURING YOUR SOUND CHECK.
- WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT'’S THAT GONNA COST ME?
- OH, THAT'’LL BE FREE.
- DEAL.
OKAY, MR. SQUIDWARD. TAKE IT FROM THE TOP.
[jazzy clarinet music]
[boom]
DOGGONE IT.
- [cackling]
NOW YOU DON'’T HAVE ANY SOUND EQUIPMENT,
UNLIKE ME, WHO HAS THIS ENTIRE WALL OF SPEAKERS
YOU SEE RIGHT BEHIND ME.
[cackles]
NOW YOUR WHOLE TOUR IS RUINED!
[laughing]
SERIOUSLY, I CAN'’T-- I CAN'’T TAKE IT.
IT'’S TOO MUCH.
[giggling]
- IT SURE WAS NICE OF THAT COLONEL CARPER GUY
TO LET US BORROW HIS ENTIRE WALL OF SOUND EQUIPMENT,
WASN'’T IT, MR. KRABS?
- WELL, HERE WE ARE-- OUR NEXT GIG.
- WE'’RE PERFORMING AT A SUPERMARKET?
DRIVER, TURN THIS BUS AROUND.
THE TOUR IS CANCELLED.
HEAD STRAIGHT BACK TO THE KRUSTY KRAB.
- SORRY, SQUIDWARD, BUT THAT IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.
- WHAT?
- BECAUSE IT'’S NOT THERE ANYMORE.
- THE KRUSTY KRAB'’S NOT THERE ANYMORE?
WHERE'’D IT GO?
- I PAWNED IT TO RAISE THE CASH
FOR THE CONCERT TOUR.
- YOU DID WHAT?!
- YEAH, HARD TO BELIEVE, I KNOW.
ME HEART ACHES WHEN I THINK OF ME OLD GIRL,
COLD AND LONELY,
JUST SITTING IN THE FRONT WINDOW OF THAT DIRTY PAWN SHOP,
AT THE MERCY OF ANY RANDOM JOE
WHO JUST HAPPENS BY.
- [whistling happily]
[gasps]
HOPPIN'’ HAMBURGER STANDS!
I GOTTA GO HOME AND GET MY WALLET.
- IT'’S NOT EVEN MY RESTAURANT,
AND SOMEHOW I REGRET THAT DECISION.
- HEY, NOW, QUIT YOUR WORRYING BACK THERE.
WITH THE SUCCESS WE'’RE ABOUT TO HAVE,
WE'’LL BE ABLE TO BUY TEN KRUSTY KRABS.
- A-ONE, AND A-TWO,
AND A-ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
[cheerful tune]
[cash register ringing]
♪
[nuts rattling]
♪
[cans clanking]
[carts clattering]
♪
[chips scraping rhythmically]
[chips crunching rhythmically]
[corn popping]
[bread making accordion sounds]
[pretzel whistling]
[song ends, pretzel whistling continues]
- THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
OH, COME ON! NOTHING?
- WHAT A HAPPY CELEBRATION.
- I MOST CERTAINLY AGREE.
- WHY, THANK YOU,
MR. SUPERMARKET MANAGER.
- HERE YOU GO.
- WHAT'’S THIS? OUR PAYCHECK?
- NO, IT'’S A BILL. - WHAT?
- YOU'’RE KIDDING ME, RIGHT?
WE'’RE PERFORMING AT A RETIREMENT HOME?
- OH, DON'’T WORRY, SQUIDWARD.
THESE GEEZERS REALLY KNOW HOW TO PARTY.
- OH, YEAH, THEY'’VE GOT ONE FOOT IN THE RAVE.
HA. HA, HA.
REAPER JOKES.
[wheels squeaking]
TWO, THREE, FOUR, AN--
[squeaking continues]
TWO, THREE, FOUR.
[cheerful tune]
- TOO LOUD!
YOU'’RE PLAYING TOO LOUD!
- SORRY, SIR.
- [quietly] OKAY, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
[soft cheerful tune]
- TOO LOUD! STILL TOO LOUD!
[very soft]
STILL TOO LOUD!
TOO LOUD!
IT'’S TOO LOUD!
TOO LOUD!
- SUPERMARKET OPENINGS, RETIREMENT HOMES...
WHAT'’S NEXT, A CHILD'’S BIRTHDAY PARTY?
[light carousel music]
♪
[kids shouting and laughing]
THIS IS OUR WORST GIG YET.
CHILDREN'’S PARTIES!
WELL, IF THIS IS THE WAY THIS TOUR IS BEING ORGANIZED,
THEN I WOULD LIKE T--
[poink] YEEOOOOOW!
I AM NOT A DONKEY FISH!
- MR. KRABS, HOW MUCH FARTHER IS IT
TO THE NEXT TOWN?
- UH, NOT TOO MUCH FARTHER, SQUIDWARD.
OH, IN FACT, WE'’RE JUST ENTERING IT NOW.
[tires screech]
- WELL, IF THIS CONCERT IS ANYWHERE NEAR AS TERRIBLE
AS THE OTHER ONES,
THEN IT'’S GOING TO BE MY LAST.
WHAT THE--
ELECTRONICS OUTHOUSE?
GOOD-BYE.
- THIS AIN'’T OUR NEXT CONCERT.
- WELL, THEN, WHERE IS IT?
- IT'’S, UH, UH, UM...
[crowd chattering]
WELL, IT'’S RIGHT OVER THERE, OBVIOUSLY.
[tires screech]
I'’LL JUST LEAVE THE THREE OF YOU RIGHT HERE
TO GET SET UP.
I GOT SOME IMPORTANT TOUR MANAGER BUSINESS
TO ATTEND TO, YOU KNOW.
- HOLD IT.
THIS BETTER NOT BE ONE OF YOUR TRICKS, MR. KRABS.
[tires screech]
- [whistling cheerfully]
[heavy metal music playing]
- HEY, LOOK, MAN.
"NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH, NEXT TURN."
- WHOA. IT'’S LIKE A SIGN FROM...
A SIGN, MAN.
WOW.
WE HAVE REALLY MOVED DOWN IN THE WORLD.
[cheers and applause]
[ukulele string tuning]
- ISN'’T THIS THE MOST EXCITING EXPERIENCE
OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE, SQUIDWARD?
- YEAH, I NEVER THOUGHT I'’D GET TO PERFORM
FOR SO MANY FANS.
- OH? ARE THERE PEOPLE SHOWING UP?
- ISN'’T THAT WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT?
- [crowd chanting] NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH!
NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH!
- AH, JUST SOAK THAT IN, SQUIDDY, OLD BOY.
IT'’S PRETTY INVIGORATING, ISN'’T IT?
WAIT A MINUTE.
WHY ARE THEY CHANTING, "NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH"?
- NO, CAN'’T YOU HEAR THEM, SQUIDWARD?
THEY'’RE SAYING, "SQUID-WARD AND SPONGE-BOB,
SQUID-WARD AND SPONGE-BOB!"
- [crowd chanting] NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH!
- SQUID-WARD AND SPONGE-BOB.
[crowd stops chanting] SQUID-WARD AND--
[reverb]
- THAT DOESN'’T LOOK LIKE NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH.
[all booing]
- WAIT, I KNOW WHAT YOU CAME HERE FOR.
[cheerful tune]
♪
WELL?
- CHASE '’EM OFF STAGE!
[crowd roars] - UH-OH.
[crowd growling and shouting]
[heavy metal music] - ♪ OHHH
- '’SCUSE ME, COULD ONE OF YOU
SHOW ME HOW TO USE THIS MULTI-METER?
- UH, HE PROBABLY CAN.
- THANKS.
- MR. KRABS!
- DO I KNOW YOU?
- COLONEL CARPER!
- WERE WE IN THE NAVY TOGETHER?
- NO, WE WERE NOT.
- WHEW. THAT'’S GOOD, '’CAUSE FOR A SECOND THERE,
I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE--
- YOUR SHENANIGANS, SIR,
ARE AT AN END!
OH, YES!
AND YOU WILL BE RECEIVING A FRIENDLY LITTLE PHONE CALL
FROM MY ATTORNEY,
BECAUSE I AM SUING YOU FOR EVERY LAST DIME.
- WAIT A MINUTE!
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'’RE GOING
WITH YOUR OWN EQUIPMENT?
- HEY, THANKS AGAIN, FELLAS.
HUH. NICE GUYS LIKE THEM
DON'’T COME AROUND MUCH THESE DAYS.
THEY EVEN REDECORATED THE TOUR BUSMOBILE FOR US.
- MR. KRABS!
- HOW'’D THE SHOW GO, BOY?
- OH, THE CROWD WENT WILD, SIR.
- IN FACT, THEY'’RE STILL GOING WILD.
[crowd growling and shouting]
- QUICK, ON THE BUS!
[footsteps thunder]
- WELL, THAT WASN'’T A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME.
OH, NO, WAIT. IT WAS.
- [sniffling]
NOW I'’LL NEVER GET ME OLD KRUSTY KRAB
OUT OF HOCK.
[sobbing]
- MR. KRABS!
[tires screeching]
[all screaming]
[crash]
- GOOD NEWS, BOYS.
WE ONLY SUSTAINED A FLAT TIRE.
PATRICK, GO GET THE SPARE, LAD.
- UH...OH.
YEAH, I CAN'’T.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU CAN'’T?
- WELL, UH-- - NO, NO, WAIT.
LET ME GUESS.
YOU ATE THE SPARE TIRE.
- WOW. YOU'’RE GOOD AT GUESSING.
- PATRICK, WHY DIDN'’T YOU JUST ASK ME?
YOU KNOW I ALWAYS BRING SOME TINY SNACK-SIZE TIRES
FOR IN BETWEEN MEALS.
YOU KNOW, I'’M KIND OF HUNGRY NOW, ACTUALLY.
MM. SQUIDWARD?
[gulp] THEY'’RE FAT-FREE.
- MR. KRABS, I'’D LIKE SOME MONEY FOR CAB FARE.
- BUT, MR. SQUIDWARD-- - BUT NOTHING.
I'’M GOING HOME.
NOW PUT SOME CASH IN MY HAND SO I--
- [wailing]
BUT I DON'’T HAVE ANY MONEY LEFT!
NOT EVEN A NICKEL!
IT'’S ALL GONE!
THE KRUSTY KRAB IS GONE!
- FORGET IT.
I'’LL JUST WALK.
- [sobbing] - WAIT, SQUIDWARD.
SQUIDWARD!
YOU CAN'’T GO. PLEASE.
DON'’T YOU SEE?
THE KRUSTY KRAB NEEDS US MORE THAN EVER.
- I COULD CARE LESS WHAT THE KRUSTY KRAB NEEDS.
NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY.
OW. OW.
OWWWW!
OW.
- SQUIDWARD, ARE YOU OKAY?
- GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME.
AGH! OOF! DAAAAH!
- SQUIDWARD-- - DON'’T.
[sad tune]
- ♪ SQUIDWARD
♪ YOU MUST LOOK INWARD
♪ AND THEN I'’M SURE THAT YOU WILL SEE ♪
♪ WHAT AN AWESOME BAND WE STILL COULD BE ♪
♪ PLEASE, OH, PLEASE
♪ DON'’T QUIT ON US NOW ♪
♪ I CANNOT ALLOW THIS TO BE OUR LAST BOW ♪
♪ NOW NOW NOW, NO NO NO ♪
♪ NAY NAY NAY, NA NA NA ♪
♪ NE-NE-NEVER GIVE UP
♪ DON'’T EVER GIVE UP ♪
♪ WE CAN'’T LET MR. KRABS GO BANKRUPT ♪
♪ WE MUST KEEP BUSY
♪ NEVER GIVING U-UUUP
- ♪ HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS PLAN ♪
♪ WAS A FAILURE FROM THE START? ♪
♪ BEING AROUND SPONGEBOB
♪ IS BAD FOR MY HEART
♪ AND THAT'’S NOT EVEN THE WORST PART ♪
♪ SUPERMARKETS, RETIREMENT HOMES ♪
♪ BIRTHDAY PARTIES FOR KIDS
♪ MY CAREER IN MUSIC REALLY FEELS ♪
♪ LIKE IT HAS HIT THE SKIDS ♪
♪ I GIVE UP
♪ THERE IS NO POINT
♪ I GIVE UP
♪ MR. KRABS WILL HAVE TO GO BANKRUPT ♪
♪ WHILE I'’M BUSY ♪
♪ BITTERLY GIVING UP
- ♪ DON'’T YOU SEE? ♪
♪ MR. KRABS NEEDS US TERRIBLY ♪
♪ WE'’VE GOT IT IN US TO BE A HUGE SUCCESS ♪
♪ YOU AND I CAN'’T SETTLE FOR LESS ♪
♪ I
♪ PROMISED MYSELF NOT TO SHED THIS TEAR ♪
- ♪ IT'’S GETTING REALLY COLD OUT HERE ♪
♪ AND I'’M 400 MILES FROM HOME ♪
♪ IT WOULD APPEAR
♪ AND MY FEET ARE HURTING
♪ OH DEAR, I FEAR
♪ THIS TENTACLEITIS IS PRETTY SEVERE ♪
- ♪ WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH
- ♪ I SHOULD PROBABLY GIVE UP ♪
♪ ON THIS GIVING UP TODAY
♪ THIS IS THE PART WHERE I TURN AROUND AND PLAY ♪
- ♪ THIS IS THE PART WHERE I STAND UP AND PLAY ♪
both: ♪ TAKE A DEEP BREATH
♪ IN AN EMOTIONAL WAY
[taking deep breaths]
♪ '’CAUSE WITH MY INSTRUMENT ♪
♪ IS HOW I SAY
[inspiring tune]
♪
[fireworks explode]
- WOW, THAT WAS ACTUALLY KIND OF GOOD.
[crowd cheering]
- AMAZING!
- FANTASTIC!
- UNBELIEVABLE!
THEY'’VE ACTUALLY GATHERED A CROWD.
TO THINK ALL THESE PEOPLE CAME OUT
TO THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT
TO SEE SQUIDWARD AND SPONGEBOB.
- OR THEY CAME TO SEE THE METEOR SHOWER
THAT PASSES THROUGH THE AURORA BOREALIS,
GENERATING A STUNNING, ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME LIGHT SHOW.
all: OOH.
AHH.
- THANK YOU. COME AGAIN, PLEASE.
[cha-ching]
[chuckles]
- LOOK, HERE COMES MR. KRABS.
SQUIDWARD AND I JUST PERFORMED FOR A CROWD
OF ADORING FANS.
- THAT'’S NICE.
I JUST MADE MORE MONEY THAN I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH.
[laughs]
- WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE THEY COULD HELP YOU
FIGURE IT OUT.
- WHO?
"'’GET PAID BACK FROM MR. KRABS'’ LINE STARTS HERE."
[sniffles]
[gulp]
- WELL, WELL, WELL.
IT LOOKS LIKE THIS IS THE END OF THE LINE FOR YOU,
BOTH LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY.
[laughs]
- WHAT DO I OWE YOU MONEY FOR?
- WELL, LET'’S SEE.
HOW ABOUT DAMAGED SOUND EQUIPMENT,
LOST REVENUE, AND JUST BECAUSE?
- I DON'’T OWE YOU A NICKEL.
- NO, YOU OWE ME A MILLION NICKELS.
ROADIES, IT'’S COLLECTIN'’ TIME!
- COLLECTING TI--?
- [laughing maniacally]
YEAH!
[laughs]
OKAY, BOYS, OUR WORK HERE IS DONE.
- [sobbing]
WELL, KRUSTY KRAB, I GUESS...[sniffles]
THIS IS GOOD-BYE.
[groaning] OH, WHY?
WHY?
- DON'’T CRY, MR. KRABS.
HERE, YOU CAN HAVE THE MONEY
FROM GARY'’S COLLEGE FUND IF IT'’LL...
HELP.
- [groaning]
[crash]
WELL, SPONGEBOB,
YOU READY TO GET BACK TO DOING WHAT WE DO BEST?
- I'’M READY!
- THAT'’S ME BOY.
- HELLO, SIR.
I'’D LIKE TO PURCHASE THE KRUSTY KRAB RESTAURANT
YOU HAVE IN YOUR W-W--
WHERE IS IT?
- OH, SORRY, SIR.
I JUST SOLD IT A MINUTE AGO.
BUT WE DO HAVE THIS SLIGHTLY USED TACO STAND FOR SALE.