[lilting ukulele music]
*
[water bubbling]
[foghorn blows]
- [coughs, wheezes]
[foghorn blows]
[coughs, wheezes]
[foghorn, coughs]
[sputtering]
- HMM.
GARY, HAVE YOU BEEN CHEWING ON MY ALARM CLOCK AGAIN?
OH, WELL.
[tape tearing]
AHH. - [wheezing]
- UP AND AT 'EM!
HUP. EW.
GARY, NOT MY SLIPPERS TOO.
UGH, NASTY.
[humming]
[exhales sharply, sniffs] EW.
ORAL HYGIENE TO THE RESCUE.
WHAT THE HEY?
- [growling] - COME ON, GARY, LET GO!
COOCHIE COOCHIE COO.
- [laughing]
- GOLLY, GARY, WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU?
ARE YOU BORED? I'LL PLAY WITH YOU LATER.
- [chewing loudly] - GARY.
GARY, YOU ARE A NUT.
SHEESH.
- [groans, chewing loudly]
- THAT SNAIL SURE IS ACTING WEIRD.
IT'S LIKE HE'S TEETHING AGAIN.
HEY, HOLD ON A SECOND.
GARY, HAVE YOU BEEN CHEWING ON MY BOWL?
- [spits] NO.
- I'M BEGINNING TO SENSE A PATTERN HERE.
- [chewing loudly]
- GARY, ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING?
COULD IT BE THAT WHAT YOU NEED IS A NEW CHEW TOY?
- [slurping]
- I THOUGHT SO.
OOH, I'LL BET THEY HAVE LOTS OF TOYS HERE.
HEY, LOOK, THERE'S PATRICK.
HOWDY, PATRICK.
- HEY, SPONGEBOB. GARETH.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU DON'T HAVE A PET.
- CONFIDENTIALLY, I'M JUST HERE FOR THE FREE SAMPLES.
MM, YOU CAN REALLY TASTE THE GOURMET.
WELL, THANK YOU, MA'AM.
I MAY CONSIDER PURCHASING THIS BRAND FOR MY WORMS.
WANT SOME?
- NO, THANKS. JUST HAD BREAKFAST.
WE'RE HERE TO BUY GARY A NEW TOY.
- THEY'RE ON AISLE THREE,
NEXT TO THE MOST DELICIOUS SNAIL TREATS.
FOLLOW ME.
[chews, gulps]
HERE THEY ARE--
"TASTY TIME SNAIL TREATS."
- WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?
[toy squeaks]
[pops loudly]
OKAY, HOW ABOUT THIS?
WELL?
YEAH, I DON'T THINK SO.
- HEY, GUYS, CHECK THIS OUT--
"PET POINT 3000."
- A PET TOY THAT PLAYS WITH YOUR PET.
WHAT DO YOU THINK, GARY?
- MEH.
- IT'S SO FUTURISTIC.
[click, whirr]
LOOK! A RED DOT!
HEY, COME BACK HERE.
- THAT'S BRILLIANT.
WHAT'LL THEY THINK OF NEXT?
- I LOVE THIS THING.
LET'S TURN IT UP.
[humming, sizzling]
HUH?
WHERE DID IT GO?
- UH, PATRICK...
- HUH?
OH, THERE IT IS.
[sniffs]
EH, DO YOU SMELL SOMETHING BURNING?
DUH.
- [snorting]
HERE, YOU MIGHT NEED THIS.
YOU KNOW, I'M NOT SURE THAT TOY IS SAFE FOR GARY.
WHERE IS GARY, ANYWAY?
GARY!
[harp and trumpet fanfare]
- [slurping]
[grunts] AH.
[toy squeaks]
- GARY.
GARY!
HEY, WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?
AH, I WONDER IF GARY WOULD LIKE THIS BALL?
GAR-- - [panting]
- I GUESS YOU DO.
ARE YOU READY TO PLAY WITH YOUR NEW BALL?
- [panting] - HERE IT IS, BOY.
- [grunts] - YOU WANT IT, BOY?
- [grunts] - OKAY, BOY, GO AND GET IT.
GO AND GET IT.
- [growling]
- FETCH! - [grunts]
- OKAY, GARY, BRING IT BACK.
[toy squeaking]
COME ON, GARY. BRING IT BACK, GARY.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BRING IT... BACK.
- [growling] [toy squeaking]
[growling] [toy squeaking]
[humming]
- OH, WELL, AS LONG AS HE'S NOT CHEWING ON MY STUFF.
- [humming] [toy squeaking]
- I WONDER HOW GARY'S DOING.
I HAVEN'T HEARD A SQUEAK OUT OF HIM.
GARY? ARE--
HMM. WHERE IS THAT SNAIL?
GARY, WHERE ARE YOU?
GARY, I--
OH, THERE YOU ARE.
OH, A TEA PARTY.
CUTE.
DO YOU MIND IF I JOIN YOU?
I'D JUST LOVE A SPOT OF TEA.
WHAT KIND OF TEA IS IT--
GREEN TEA, EARL GREY, OOLONG, SLIPPERY ELM?
[wheels squeaking]
GEE, I THINK HE LIKES THAT BALL MORE THAN ME.
[slurps, spits] YECH.
THAT IS NOT TEA.
I KNOW WHAT WILL GET GARY'S ATTENTION--
GOOD OLD SLIMYCAN.
[whirring]
HERE YA GO, GA--
DARN IT, GARY.
GARY! DINNERTIME!
GARY.
GARY? [dramatic music]
[shouts]
OKAY, THAT'S JUST CREEPY.
GARY, I THINK YOU NEED TO SPEND SOME TIME AWAY FROM THIS BALL.
THIS ISN'T HELPING YOUR CASE.
- [snores, grunts] [door opens, closes]
- OKAY, GARY, FUN IS FUN.
NOW, GIVE ME THAT BALL, PRONTO. - [grunts]
- OH, SO YOU'VE HIDDEN IT.
OH, NO, YOU DON'T. COME HERE.
I BET I KNOW WHERE IT IS.
[sighs] HAIRBALL.
WALLET.
DARN IT-- I THOUGHT I LOST THIS.
AND I JUST CANCELED MY CREDIT CARDS.
HAIRBALL, TOOTHBRUSH...
AHA! I KNEW IT.
YOU'LL SEE.
SOME TIME APART WILL DO YOU GOOD.
THERE WE GO. OUT OF SIGHT, OUT OF MIND.
I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET NOW, BUT WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW MORNING.
WHY, YOU PROBABLY WON'T EVEN REMEMBER THAT OLD BALL.
[ominous music]
[foghorn blows] - [wheezing, crash]
- GOOD MORNING, GARY.
I HOPE YOU'RE NOT STILL MAD AT ME.
GARY?
THE BALL. [gasps]
I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS DISOBEDIENCE, GARY.
GARY, I'M NOT PLAYING AROUND.
YOU HAD BETTER SHOW YOURSELF THIS INSTANT.
OKAY, GET DOWN HERE.
[toy squeaking]
HMPH.
GARY, GIVE ME THAT BALL.
[toy squeaking]
COME ON.
[grunts]
GET DOWN.
[grunts] [toy continues squeaking]
WHOA!
MOTHER ALWAYS SAID, "DON'T RUN WITH THE BROOM."
[toy squeaking]
I'LL TAKE THAT.
[chomps]
[gasps] GARY, HOW COULD YOU?
YOU ARE GONNA HAVE TO MAKE A CHOICE.
IT'S EITHER ME OR THE...
[toy squeaking] BALL.
FINE. [squeaking continues]
I HOPE YOU TWO WILL BE VERY HAPPY TOGETHER...
WITHOUT ME.
GOOD-BYE!
[sobbing]
[toy squeaking]
[stomach grumbling, lips smacking]
- [grunts]
[grunts]
- BLAH, BLAH, BLOO, BLEE, BLAH, BLAH, BLOO, BLAH, BLAH, BLEE.
BLAH BLAHHH. [sobbing]
- [whimpering, crying]
- [whistling]
- [grunts] - [whistling]
[train whistle sounds]
- [growling]
[growling] [toy squeaking]
[growling]
[whirring]
[ricocheting]
[whoosh]
[electricity crackling]
AND SO IT'S COME TO THIS--
NO HOME, NO BEST FRIEND... [sniffles]
AND SLEEPING UNDER A BUS STOP.
HELLO, LITTLE NEMATODE.
WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
THAT A BOY.
[giggles] THAT TICKLES!
HEY, MY WALLET!
GOOD THING I CANCELED THOSE CREDIT CARDS.
- [grunts]
- GARY.
I MEAN--OH, HEY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE-- WAITING FOR A BUS?
[slurping]
OH, GARY.
DOES THIS MEAN YOU'VE COME TO LOVE ME MORE THAN THAT CHEW TOY?
- [grunts]
- YIPPEE!
LOOK, WE'RE CLOSER THAN EVER. [laughs]
COME ON, GARY, LET'S GO HOME.
[sniffs]
DO YOU SMELL SOMETHING BURNING?
[explosion, whistling]
HEY, LOOK, ISN'T THAT YOUR BALL?
- [hissing]