[dramatic orchestral music]
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- JUST A COUPLE MORE ADDITIVES, SPONGEBOB.
[rumbling]
[cracking]
[pop]
OH, AND TRY NOT TO BREATHE THE FUMES.
- IS IT TOXIC PATTY TUESDAY?
- BARNACLES, NO, BOYO.
THE CUSTOMERS KEEP PASSING OFF THEIR DIRTY, FILTHY MONEY,
SO WE'RE COOKING UP THE ONLY SOLUTION POWERFUL ENOUGH
TO CLEAN IT.
- WELL, THEN, LET'S GET CLEANING.
- HOLD ON, KIDDO.
WE STILL HAVE ONE MORE INGREDIENT.
- HOW MUCH DO WE NEED? - CAREFUL, SPONGEBOB!
JUST TWO DROPS OF THAT STUFF COULD...
- GOT IT. TWO DROPS--
- BLOW OUR FACES OFF.
[fax machine ringing]
- FAX COMING THROUGH, BOSS.
- WE CAN GET IT LATER.
[fax machine trilling, clacking]
[pop] - [laughs]
INFILTRATION ACHIEVED.
PHASE ONE, COMPLETE.
NOW FOR PHASE TWO.
SABOTAGE!
- [cheerful whistling]
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WELL, MY DEPENDABLE SPATULA, SHALL WE?
[hornpipe music]
[snap]
[clank]
- [screaming]
- WOW! PHASE TWO IS GREAT!
MY FAVORITE PHASE SO FAR.
[evil laugh]
- [panting]
NO PULSE!
[clinking]
WE'RE LOSING HIM!
HANG IN THERE, BUDDY!
- WHAT'S ALL THE RUCKUS? - CLEAR!
[sizzling] CLEAR!
- PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER, BOY.
SO YOUR SPATULA SNAPPED.
GO GET YOURSELF A NEW ONE!
- I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU.
- [slaps] QUIT THAT, BOY.
IT'S CREEPY.
"SPAT-U-LERS" CAN'T TALK.
AND IF I CATCH YOUSE TALKING TO YOUR NEXT ONE,
I'LL LOCK YOU UP IN A PADDED KITCHEN.
- [laughs]
JUST LIKE CLOCKWORK.
- [cheerful whistling] - THE TWERP APPROACHES.
TIME FOR PHASE THREE.
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[clank] [whoosh]
- [whimpers]
- OH, HI, PLANKTON!
WHAT BRINGS YOU TO HARVEY'S SPATULA EMPORIUM?
- OH, JUST PICKING UP ONE OF THESE.
NOT THAT YOU'D KNOW WHAT IT IS.
- WELL, JUDGING FROM ITS DIAMETER
AND VERMILLION COLOR,
I AM LOOKING AT THE HANDLE CAP
FOR A VINTAGE GRILL FORCE 700 SPATULA.
- WOW! A FELLOW SPATULA ENTHUSIAST, I SEE.
YOU'RE RIGHT, SPONGEBOB.
BUT WITH A FEW MODIFICATIONS,
IT'LL SERVE AS THE ENDCAP FOR MY SIZZLEMASTER.
- WELL, I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THAT MODEL.
- WELL, THERE IS ONLY ONE.
AND SOME SAY IT HAS MAGICAL GRILLING POWERS.
- WOW! I MUST KNOW MORE.
- WELL, YOU COULD COME OVER AND CHECK IT OUT.
- THAT SOUNDS THRILLING!
BUT I DO NEED TO HURRY BACK TO WORK.
- [knocking] SPONGEBOB,
IT'S A MAGICAL SPATULA WITH A LEGEND.
THIS IS A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
ONWARD TO THE CHUM BUCKET!
[evil laugh]
HEY, IT'S THIS WAY, KID.
FEAST YOUR ABSORBENT EYES ON THIS!
[claps]
- [gasps] WOW!
THIS IS THE GREATEST SPATULA COLLECTION
ON THE WHOLE SEAFLOOR.
- THESE ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO...
[claps]
THE MAJESTIC SIZZLEMASTER!
[heavenly harp music] - * AHH
- YES, SPONGEBOB.
I BELIEVE THE SIZZLEMASTER HAS FOUND ITS FRY COOK
IN YOU! [glass shatters]
- THE LEGEND OF THE SIZZLEMASTER
HAS BEEN FULFILLED!
AND SINCE YOU ARE ITS FRY COOK,
IT WILL REDUCE YOUR WORKLOAD TENFOLD.
- HEY, THAT RHYMES!
ALMOST.
- YES, A LEGEND HAS BEEN FULFILLED TODAY.
GO FORTH, SPONGEBOB.
WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO MISS THE LUNCH RUSH.
[softly] OR, AS I LIKE TO CALL IT,
PHASE FOUR.
- PHASE FOUR?
HOW MANY PHASES ARE THERE IN THIS CONVOLUTED PLAN?
- ENOUGH, MY SARCASTIC WIFE.
ENOUGH TO GAIN SPONGEBOB'S TRUST,
THEN STEAL THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA
RIGHT FROM UNDER HIS DUMB YELLOW NOSE!
[laughs]
NOW TO TUNE IN SPONGE-BOOB.
[electrical whir] - I'M BACK, MR. KRABS.
DID I MISS ANYTHING?
- YOU'RE GONNA BE MISSING A JOB
IF YOU DON'T GET IN THAT KITCHEN.
THE LUNCH RUSH IS NIGH!
- [evil laugh]
- THESE ORDERS HAVE REALLY PILED UP.
- AND DON'T FORGET THESE.
- WELL, NOTHING ME AND THE SIZZLEMASTER CAN'T HANDLE.
- THAT'S RIGHT SPONGEBOB!
LET'S SHOW THIS LUNCH RUSH WHAT FOR!
- HMM, I MUST BE HEARING THINGS.
'CAUSE MR. KRABS SAYS SPATULAS CAN'T TALK.
- WELL, I CAN!
THE MYSTICAL SIZZLEMASTER CAN DO ALL!
- MR. KRABS SAID HE'D PUT ME IN A PADDED KITCHEN
IF HE CAUGHT ME TALKING TO YOU.
- SPONGEBOB! - I WASN'T TAKING TO MY SPATULA!
- I DON'T CARE IF YOU WERE.
THE CUSTOMERS ARE ABOUT TO SNAP!
[cranking, snap]
- TIME TO FOCUS.
- YOU KNOW, SPONGEBOB,
THERE'S A MUCH FASTER WAY TO DO THIS.
- OH?
- WOW! PRETTY GOOD.
BUT WE'RE A LONG, LONG WAY FROM FILLING ALL THESE ORDERS.
- [whooshing]
- HEY, SPONGE.
I KNOW A WAY TO DOUBLE OUR PRODUCTIVITY.
I'LL HANDLE THINGS HERE AT THE GRILL, ALONE,
WHILE YOU MAN THE CONDIMENTS, HUH?
- HEY! THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!
BUT YOU MAN THE CONDIMENTS, I'LL TAKE THE GRILL.
SORRY, BUT I DON'T TRUST ANYONE WITH THIS BABY, BUT ME.
- DRAT!
- HEY, SQUID GUY!
WHERE'S MY LUNCH?
- STAY BACK, YOU RAVENOUS BRUTES.
OH! - ORDERS, AHOY!
[cash register bell ringing]
WOW, SIZZLEMASTER!
YOU TRULY ARE MAGICAL.
WE'RE CATCHING UP.
BUT WE GOT AN EMPTY GRILL HERE.
- LEAVE IT TO ME, KID.
- ALL RIGHT, GOOD NIGHT, BOYO.
HEADING HOME.
THANKS FOR ALL THE EXTRA GREENBACKS YOU EARNED ME TODAY.
- DON'T THANK ME, MR. KRABS.
THANK MY NEW MAGIC TALKING SPATULA.
- OOH, THAT'S GREAT SPONGEBOB.
WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT DID I TELL YA ABOUT TALKING TO "SPAT-U-LERS."
ONLY DO IT IF IT MAKES ME MONEY.
[chuckles]
- WELL, YOU CAN REALLY DO WONDERS, SIZZLEMASTER.
TODAY WAS GREAT.
- IT SURE WAS, SPONGEBOB.
AND MAYBE TOMORROW I CAN EVEN HANDLE THE GRILL FOR YOU, HUH?
- [laughs] UNLIKELY.
BUT A SPATULA CAN DREAM.
SEE YOU TOMORROW. - DANG IT!
I NEED SPONGEBOB TO TRUST ME BEHIND THAT GRILL
FOR THIS PLAN TO WORK.
HMM. OH!
HEY, SPONGEBOB! - YES?
- HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE ME BACK TO YOUR PLACE TONIGHT?
I MEAN, I COULD HELP YOU AROUND THE HOUSE.
- WELL, I'M NOT GOING TO BE GRILLING TONIGHT,
BUT THANK YOU.
- OH, I AM SO MUCH MORE THAN A PATTY FLIPPER.
I'M A MULTIPURPOSE TOOL.
- OH. HEY, DO YOU CLEAN SNAIL LITTER BOXES?
SURE! - GROSS.
- IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S ACTUALLY ME TOUCHING IT, SO...
- HERE SHE IS.
HOME SWEET PINEAPPLE.
- INFILTRATION COMPLETE.
TIME TO EXECUTE PHASE FIVE!
[evil laugh]
- [laughs]
YOU'RE SUCH A JOYFUL BEING, SIZZLEMASTER.
HERE'S THAT LITTER BOX YOU SAID YOU'D CLEAN.
- [sniffs] GAH!
KAREN!
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUT SMELL SENSORS
ON THE SPATULA!
[crickets chirping]
[foghorn blares]
- WHOOP!
[rollicking ukulele music]
[scratching]
[chime]
- MMM, MMM.
WOW! I'M THREE HOURS EARLY TO WORK.
THANKS TO YOU, SIZZLEMASTER.
- THAT'S NO PROBLEM, BUDDY.
HEY, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A SEAT
WHILE I GET TO WORK FOR YOU?
- WELL, DON'T MIND IF I DO.
- WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO MAN THE GRILL FOR YOU TODAY?
- UH, EH...
- YOU DESERVE A BREAK.
AND I'VE BEEN ABLE TO HANDLE EVERYTHING ELSE FOR YOU, SO...
- THAT IS TRUE.
WELL, I GUESS I CAN TRUST YOU WITH MY GRILL
WHILE I TAKE A BRIEF RESPITE.
- [bouncing] [evil laugh]
YES! PHASE FIVE IS FINALLY COMPLETE!
TIME TO KICK PHASE SIX INTO OVERDRIVE!
YES, BURN PATTIES, BURN!
[evil laugh]
- [snores]
[gagging, coughing]
[screams]
CHARRED KRABBY PATTY BITS?
SIZZLEMASTER, WHAT HAPPENED?
- OH, SPONGEBOB, I'M SORRY.
I JUST WASN'T USED TO THIS GRILL.
ALL OF THE KRABBY PATTIES ARE GONE.
- OH, NO!
- HEY, I GOT AN IDEA.
I CAN MIX UP SOME NEW PATTIES IN A JIFF.
IF WE JUST GO GET THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA.
- OH, YEAH! OKAY.
IT'S JUST OVER HERE IN THE SAFE.
- YES! YES!
[evil laugh]
[lock ratcheting]
- [splashing]
HEY, WHATCHA DOING, BOY?
- OH, MY NEW MAGICAL TALKING SPATULA
THAT I GOT FROM PLANKTON
SAYS IT NEEDS YOUR KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA.
- SPONGEBOB! NO!
UH, I MEAN, IT WAS YOUR TALKING SPATULA, YOU SAY?
THAT YOU GOT FROM PLANKTON?
[laughing] WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?
HERE, GIVE YOUR TALKING SPATULA THIS RECIPE.
- MR. KRABS, I THINK YOUR BLINKER'S BROKEN.
- JUST READ IT.
- AYE, AYE.
OKAY, SIZZLEMASTER.
THE FIRST INGREDIENT IS...
"5 GALLONS COMBUSTIBLE COOKING OIL."
- YES!
KAREN, BEGIN PRODUCTION!
[computer blipping]
[oil splatting]
- "ONE SACK CORAL DUST, EXTRA SPICY.
"ONE BUCKET FIRE ALGAE PASTE.
"AND THE FINAL INGREDIENT,
DISULFIDE."
- YES!
[laughs]
WAIT, HOW MUCH DISULFIDE?
- [scribbles]
- "THE WHOLE ENCHILADA."
- I HAD NO IDEA THIS STUFF WAS APPROVED
FOR RESTAURANT USE.
- OH, IT'S NOT...
PLANKTON.
- KRABS?
OH, NO.
- QUITE A VOLATILE CONCOCTION,
EH, PLANKY?
- MUST BE EXPLOSIVE PATTY WEDNESDAY,
EH, MR. KRABS?
- [chuckles]
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, BOYO.
[chuckles] - OH, HARDY-HAR-HAR.
[lilting ukulele music]
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