- ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
- I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
- * OHH...
* WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? *
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- * ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE *
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- * IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH *
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- * THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH *
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY?
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- * SPONGEBOB
* SQUAREPANTS!
[laughing]
*
[waves crashing]
[suspenseful orchestral music]
*
[bubbling]
[whimsical music]
- HI, SQUIDWARD.
BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT MOVIE WE'RE GONNA SEE.
- [slurping]
- THAT'S OKAY! I'LL TELL YOU.
- [slurping]
- IT'S FISHER-- - [continues slurping]
[smacks lips]
AHH.
YOU MAY SPEAK.
- [inhales]
PATRICK AND I ARE GONNA SEE FISHERMAN 4.
- HA! YOU TWO WON'T SLEEP A WINK TONIGHT
IF YOU SEE THAT MOVIE.
- SQUIDWARD, YOU ARE LOOKING AT TWO VERY GROWN-UP BIG BOYS.
- YEAH. NOTHING CAN SCARE US.
- BOO.
[both scream]
[laughs]
[slurps]
[both screaming]
[panting]
- [clears throat] WE'LL SHOW SQUIDWARD.
WE'RE NOT AFRAID OF ANY OLD MOVIE.
both: WHOA!
- WE'RE LOST. - I WISH WE HAD A FLASHLIGHT.
- TAKE YOUR SEATS.
[both scream]
- SEATS TAKEN, SIR.
OOH, THE MOVIE'S STARTING.
[exciting orchestral music]
**
[both scream]
- SHH! - SORRY.
[laughter]
SO THIS ISN'T TOO SCARY.
[laughter]
THE FISHERMAN'S HOOK.
GET OFF THE TEETER-TOTTER! - YOU FOOLS.
- [laughing]
[gags, screams]
[both scream]
- THE FISHERMAN'S GOT HIM.
- AND HE'LL FRY THEM INTO FISH STICKS.
I CAN'T WATCH. IS THE SCARY PART OVER?
- UH, HOLD ON. I'LL TAKE A PEEK.
- THANK YOU FOR MEETING ME, EDWINA...
AT MIDNIGHT.
- PATRICK, IT'S OKAY.
- YOU SURE?
[screams] IT'S WORSE!
THEY'RE KISSING!
[both smooching]
- I LOVE YOU, SUZIE.
- IT'S JENNIFER.
- I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOU, JENNIFER.
GOOD-BYE, MARGARET!
both: THE FISHERMAN!
- AH! - HEY!
[all shouting angrily]
- UH, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY.
[both scream]
- SEE IF IT'S SAFE.
- AW, THE MOVIE'S OVER.
- AW, DANG, WE HARDLY EVEN SAW IT.
- WELL, WE'LL WATCH IT AGAIN.
AND THIS TIME, ALL THE WAY THROUGH.
[bubbling]
OKAY, KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN. - NO PROBLEM.
- I LOVE EATING ICE CREAM.
- PATRICK, I'M GETTING SCARED. HOLD MY EYELIDS OPEN.
- I'M ON IT.
- OH!
- HEY, MY ICE CREAM!
[crying]
IT WAS ROCKY ROAD!
- MUST CLOSE EYES! TOO SCARY!
- UH, I CAN'T HOLD YOUR EYELIDS. THEY'RE TOO SLIPPERY.
OW!
[both screaming]
[muffled screaming]
- [whistles]
[screaming]
- OH, NO, WE MISSED THE MOVIE.
- WHAT? NOT AGAIN!
- IT'S OKAY, WE'LL JUST SEE THE NEXT ONE.
- I'M AFRAID NOT.
THAT WAS THE LAST SHOWING.
- WOW, WHAT TIME IS IT?
- IT IS ONE MINUTE TO MIDNIGHT.
- ONE MINUTE TO MIDNIGHT?
- BUT THAT'S WHEN THE FISHERMAN COMES OUT!
- COME ON, PATRICK, WE GOTTA GET HOME.
both: AAH! THE FISHERMAN!
[both screaming]
[bell tolling]
both: IT'S MIDNIGHT! THE FISHERMAN!
[panting]
- WHEW. WE MADE IT.
- I GUESS WE SHOWED THAT OLD HORROR MOVIE WHO'S BOSS.
- YEAH, WE LOOKED FEAR RIGHT IN THE FACE
AND AVOIDED DIRECT EYE CONTACT.
- IT'S LIKE WE'RE HEROES.
- OKAY, BUDDY, SLEEP TIGHT. I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
- WAIT A SECOND. YOU MEAN I GOTTA WALK
ALL THE WAY HOME ALONE?
- NO. NO, YOU DON'T.
I'M GONNA WALK YOU TO YOUR DOOR.
- DARNED OLD HORROR MOVIE.
WHY COULDN'T WE WATCH A CARTOON INSTEAD?
[foghorn blows] YOU HEAR THAT?
- [whispers] I THINK IT'S COMING FROM OVER THERE.
[thunder rumbling]
both: IT'S THE FISHERMAN!
[both screaming]
[wheels squeaking]
- OH, IT'S JUST SLASHER MCGEE.
OKAY, I GUESS I'LL JUST GO HOME NOW.
IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE.
MM--
JUST A FEW STEPS THAT-A-WAY...
IN THE DARK... ALL ALONE.
- OH, OKAY, COME ON, NOW. DON'T BE ALL SCARED.
I'LL WALK YOU HOME.
- AW, THANKS, OLD PAL.
BUT THEN WHO'S GONNA WALK YOU HOME?
- LET'S JUST CROSS THAT BRIDGE WHEN WE BURN IT.
[foghorn]
both: THE FISHERMAN!
[both screaming]
- [growls]
[grumbles]
[both screaming]
[both panting]
- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? [both screaming]
[shuddering]
- OH, HEY, SQUIDWARD.
- WHAT ARE YOU BLOCKHEADS UP TO?
DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S AFTER MIDNIGHT?
GET DOWN HERE!
- WE CAN'T GET HOME. - WE'RE TOO SCARED.
- [grumbles]
- OH, THANK YOU, SQUIDWARD. YOU'RE A TRUE FRIEND.
- [groans]
- THANKS, SQUIDW--
- YEAH, THANKS, SQUIDWARD.
I DON'T THINK WE WOULD HAVE EVER GOTTEN HOME WITHOUT YOU.
- HAT. - OH, YEAH. HERE.
- I TOLD THOSE MUTTONHEADS NOT TO SEE THAT MOVIE.
- PATRICK! ARE YOU OKAY?
- YEAH! ARE YOU OKAY?
- I THINK SO! GOOD NIGHT!
- YEAH! GOOD NIGHT!
AND JUST DON'T THINK ABOUT THE FISHERMAN!
- OH, NO, I WILL NOT THINK ABOUT THE FISHERMAN!
SLEEP TIGHT!
- OH, "THE FISHERMAN," "THE FISHERMAN."
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
THEY WANT A FISHERMAN, EH?
I'LL GIVE 'EM A FISHERMAN, AND HOW.
NO.
UM...
NO.
AHA!
IT'S TIME FOR THOSE LAME-BRAINS TO MEET THE REAL FISHERMAN.
THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD. [laughs]
- [grunting]
UH, HELLO? IS SOMEONE THERE?
UH, HUH?
WHAT'S THAT? WHA--
SOMETHING'S STUCK-- UH, HUH.
OH. OH, WAIT A SECOND. OH, YEAH, THAT'S THE SPOT.
A LITTLE TO THE LEFT.
OH, YEAH! ALL RIGHT. RIGHT THERE! [laughs]
- [laughs] GOTCHA!
- UGH! MM.
THE FISHERMAN! [screams]
- MAYBE THIS WASN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA.
[screams]
- [screams] - [laughs maniacally]
[grunts]
- HMM.
- [laughs maniacally]
- [screams]
SPONGEBOB! SPONGEBOB, WAKE UP! HE'S HERE!
- WHO'S HERE? HOLD ON, LET ME TURN ON--
OH, YOUR FACE!
- OH.
THERE.
- NOW, WHO'S HERE?
- UH, SOMEONE'S HERE? - YOU JUST SAID.
- OH! YEAH. THE FISHERMAN'S HERE.
- THE FISHERMAN!
- [babbles]
[both screaming]
- THE FISHERMAN'S HERE! - [laughs]
LISTEN TO THOSE NUDNIKS.
WHAT A COUPLE OF HOPELESS BABIES.
I REALLY SHOULD STOP, BUT I'M HAVING TOO MUCH FUN.
HA, IT'S ALMOST TOO EASY.
- QUICK! BAR THE DOOR! - [whimpering]
- THERE'S JUST NO SPORT IN IT.
- IS THAT EVERYTHING? - WHAT ABOUT THIS?
- NOT GARY!
[door handle jiggles]
DO YOU THINK IT'LL HOLD? - I SURE HOPE SO!
- [laughs maniacally]
[both screaming]
[both grunting]
[both scream]
- MAYBE IF WE DON'T LOOK AT HIM, HE'LL GO AWAY.
- HEY, YEAH, JUST LIKE THE MOVIE.
[both straining]
- I'M THE DEADLY FISHERMAN!
[both screaming]
- I GUESS THIS IS THE END, OLD BUDDY.
- I DON'T WANT TO DIE IN MY UNDERWEAR!
- HERE...[grunts]
DIE IN MINE.
- HEY, GOOD IDEA.
[grunts] LET'S TRADE. HERE YOU GO.
- AND HERE YOU GO. NOW, WHERE WERE WE?
OH, YEAH.
[both screaming]
both: HE'S GONNA TURN US INTO FISH STICKS!
- [laughs maniacally]
[both gasp, scream]
[laughs maniacally]
- THAT THING'S EATING SQUIDWARD!
- NOT OUR BESTEST BUDDY! WE'VE GOTTA SAVE HIM!
OKAY, PLAY 33. I NEED YOU TO GO LONG.
AND...BREAK!
YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN, FISHERMAN!
- [laughs]
HUH?
[grunts]
- [grunting]
- DON'T WORRY, SQUIDWARD.
WE'LL GET YOU OUT OF THAT OLD MONSTER.
- [groans] - AH!
LET'S ESCAPE THROUGH THE WINDOW!
- [groaning]
[both grunting]
- OKAY, I THINK YOU'VE GOT IT!
[siren blaring]
- [grumbling]
[angry babbling] - SHH, SHH, SHH.
THERE, THERE. NO NEED TO THANK US.
WE WERE ONLY DOING WHAT ANY GOOD FRIENDS WOULD DO
FOR THEIR BESTEST BUDDY.
I GUESS WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT OLD MONSTER ANYMORE.
- [growls]
- HUH? [both screaming]
[siren blares]
- MEOW.
[spooky music]