- Are you ready, kids?
all: Aye, aye, Captain!
- I can't hear you.
all: Aye, aye, Captain!
- * Ohh...
* Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? *
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- * Absorbent and yellow and porous is he *
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- * If nautical nonsense be something you wish *
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- * Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish *
all: SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready?
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- SpongeBob
SquarePants!
[laughing]
*
[waves crashing]
[both munching]
both: Mmm!
- [slurping]
- [chomps]
- [slurps, yelps]
- [slurping]
- [sniffs]
Ooh!
[moaning]
[munching]
- Excuse me!
Who, may I ask, cooked this patty?
all: SpongeBob Squarepants!
- Did somebody call my name?
- Is there a problem with your sandwich, sir?
- Yes!
I feel like I could die...
[both gasp]
And go to heaven.
[both sigh]
- [thuds, smooches]
- Oh, please, sir.
Don't. Stop.
You really can stop, sir. - [chuckles]
Everyone seems to really like the Krabby Patty.
- Some people started calling it
the "SpongeBob Patty."
- What? That's ridiculous.
It's always been The Krabby Patty.
- One SpongeBob Patty, please.
- Huh?
- Maybe you should change the name of this place
from the Krusty Krab to SpongeBob's Place.
[explosion] Ha, ha, ha!
- Hey, that's a great idea!
SpongeBob's Place!
customers: SpongeBob's Place!
SpongeBob's Place!
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
Krusty Krab!
[whimpers]
- Come on, guys!
Krusty Krab!
customers: SpongeBob's Place!
SpongeBob's Place!
- Help! - SpongeBob's Place!
- Admit it.
Without SpongeBob, you'd be nothing.
- Well, that's not true.
I'm the one who created the SpongeBob Pa--
I mean, the Krabby Patty!
customers: * Let's all go to SpongeBob's Place *
*SpongeBob's Place, SpongeBob's Place *
- [grumbles]
- Whoa!
- [chuckles]
- All right, Mr. Krabs.
If you think the Krusty Krab is haunted
and needs ghostbusting,
I'll stay away for a while.
- Haunted, eh?
- Don't you believe in ghosts?
- Oh, admit it!
You're jealous of SpongeBob!
- Of course not!
But I'll be cooking
the Krabby Patties from now on.
Krabby Patties.
Named after me,
Mr. Krabby!
[loud crash] Whoa!
Ouch.
- [sighs]
What do we do now, Gary?
We've read every book and played every game.
Hey, I know!
How about another makeover?
- [yowls]
- You know, I can't go to the Krusty Krab.
But I can play Krusty Krab!
- [yowling]
- Oh! This can be the register boat.
And you can be Squidward.
[squishing] Ooh-whoo!
[stretching] Yoink!
- [Squidward-like meow]
- What's that, Squidward?
30 Krabby Patties?
Coming right up!
- Meow meow.
[jubilant music]
- [humming happily]
[metallic shing, knives chop]
[humming happily]
[meat sizzling]
[humming happily]
*
Okay, everybody, order up!
Hmm.
Guess I'm used to cooking Krabby Patties
in mass quantities.
[sighs]
- [sniffing]
- Ooh!
- [sniffs] Ooh!
[doorbell rings]
- [slurping]
How's about making some more
of those delicious patties?
- I drew two more mouths on my face
so I could eat three at a time.
[munches, squishes]
- Okay, you guys.
Just make yourself comfortable.
More patties on the way!
[meat sizzling]
[flames roar]
- Whoa!
- These are being sent back.
[extinguisher hisses]
- [blows forcefully]
What? What's wrong with them?
- Customers said to make them good...
like they used to be.
- Like they used to be?
It's the same formula!
- Hey!
I see the problem!
SpongeBob's not in the kitchen!
all: Huh?
[all spitting and gagging]
[all groaning] - I don't think so.
- I don't know why, but it's bad.
- Let me out of this place. - [gasps]
Wait! Wait!
Please, don't go!
We're having a two-for-one sale.
For every two you buy,
you can buy another one.
[nervous chuckle] Hold on, everybody!
I think I hear SpongeBob's hideous laughter
coming from the kitchen!
I'll show you that the customers are always wrong.
- Oh, boy.
Huh?
- Now, go ahead.
Call attention to me.
- Hey, everybody.
Look who's back in the kitchen.
- I'm ready! I'm ready!
[mimics SpongeBob's laugh] - That's SpongeBob?
Man, did he let himself go!
- Who cares?
I'll take a Krabby Patty!
- I'll order some too!
- Make mine a triple!
- Yeah! - My appetite's back!
[unenthusiastic munching]
- Mmm.
- Yum.
- Is everybody enjoying their Krabby Patties?
[mimics SpongeBob's laugh]
- [moaning]
[lisping] Yes, it's very nice.
- [laughs]
It was me that cooked those patties!
You're all enjoying my food!
[customers spit]
- I thought something was off.
[all groan]
- [gasps]
Oh, no, you don't!
[loud crash]
[thuds]
[engine rumbling]
[truck beeping]
[lava gushing]
[thuds] Ha!
Anyone who wants to leave
has to go through me first.
[all chattering indistinctly]
- [screams]
Ahh!
Ow! Eee!
Hey! Oh!
Whoa! Ah!
Blazes! - G'night, boss!
See you in the morning. - Ow!
Eee! Hey!
- [humming]
"SpongeBob's Place"?
What in the ocean?
Pardon me.
Don't mind me!
Just trying to get in my own front door!
[beeping tone]
- You've reached the Health Department.
If you'd like to leave a message, wait for the cough.
[person coughs]
- Everybody's a comedian.
This is Squidward Tentacles,
and I'd like to lodge a complaint
about my neighbor SpongeBob.
[siren wails]
- That should do it, Mr. Krabs.
You'll be good as new in no time.
- Wasting your time, boys.
You should just take me straight to the morgue.
I'm done.
[faint laughter]
Stop! Stop here!
[indistinct chatter and laughter]
[bell dings] - Ah!
- [moans]
Make a hole!
[upbeat music]
[whimpering]
- [meows]
- Hey!
- Oh, hello, Mr. Krabs.
Place your order with Gary, please.
And drop your money anywhere.
I'm running out of places to put it.
I don't even have time to count it.
- [gasps]
[gasps]
[salt rattles]
- Here, try one.
- [munches]
Oh, it's delicious.
- Sorry, I ran out of napkins.
You'll have to use a $100 bill.
- You deserve your own place.
[blows nose]
- Mr. Krabs, don't go!
I need you.
- Ah, what do you need me for?
You got everything:
a magic touch for cooking,
lots of customers,
money.
- I could use a boss.
Someone to take all the credit
and all the money.
- Huh? Hmm.
Well, I suppose I could do some bossing.
How's 99% for me and 1% for you?
- Oh, that's more than generous!
- [sighs]
Oh, no people are ever coming back here.
Hey... no people.
That's great!
Because...
I hate people!
[laughs]
* I hate people
* People hate me
* I prefer my own best company
* Single and secluded
* On my own
* I can have the best of times all alone *
* Because I hate
* People!
- [snoring]
- [clears throat] - Huh?
- Are you the owner of this food establishment?
- Well, I do own 99% of SpongeBob's Place,
so I guess that's a yes.
But you'll have to stand in line
if you want to place an order.
- Yeah, well, I have an order for you.
An order to shut down your restaurant.
It's against city health codes
to sell food in a pineapple.
- [munching]
Say, Andy, you gotta try these patties.
They're delicious.
[smacks]
- Carl, you're eating contraband.
- You're not the boss of me.
- Uh, yeah!
I totally am the boss of you!
- Oh, what's going on?
- We've been shut down.
- Well, it was bun while it lasted.
[laughs]
- Meow!
- You know, I know of an empty restaurant
that's got all its papers in order.
We can move in right away.
- Did you get rid of the ghost?
- Yeah, the ghost is gone.
- * I hate people, I'm still that way *
* La, la, la, la, la, la, hey, hey, hey! *
- Sounds like it's still haunted.
- * I hate SpongeBob
* I hate Krabs
* I wish they'd leave the ocean in taxi cabs *
* And all the customers can kiss my abs *
* 'Cause I'm the one and only-- *
- Mr. Squidward!
- [gulps]
And...uh...
oh...
[customers laugh]
- [groans]
- You know, I've been doing some thinking.
You're a big part of this place, boy-o,
and I believe I should share the name with you.
Take a gander.
- I don't get it, Mr. Krabs.
It looks the same.
- Well, climb up there!
Get a closer look.
- [grunting]
Where?
- Under the words "Krusty Krab."
- "The Krusty Krab"...
[gasps]
"And SpongeBob's Place."
Oh, Mr. Krabs, you're the best!
Whoo!
[thuds]
- [grumbles]