*
[both screaming] [vehicle whizzes]
[tires squealing]
- Look out! Oh!
[smashing] [screaming]
- Learn how to drive!
- I'm trying! - Calm down, SpongeBob.
- Yes, Mrs. Puff.
[ding]
Nothing soothes one's frazzled nerves
like blowing bubbles!
[gasps and blows]
- No blowing bubbles while driving!
[bubbles popping - [groaning]
- [shrieking]
- Phew. [sighs]
[engines revving]
Whoa! [crash]
- [laughing nervously] - I can't feel my big toe.
- So, uh, how'd I do?
- Get out!
You're never getting a boating license.
- [whimpers]
But--but-- - Never! Never!
- [whimpers]
[clunk]
I'll never pass my driver's test,
I'll never get my license,
and I'll never know the joys of boat ownership!
- Ooh... - It's really nice.
[both giggle] - Oh, yeah, it's a turbo jet.
390 sea horse power with 11-to-1 pop-up piston.
[chest revs]
We're talking some serious muscle!
[engine roaring]
- I love your boat, Larry!
- [murmuring]
[upbeat surf rock music]
[whimpering]
[hip-hop music playing] - [singing indistinctly]
Oh, hey there, boyo!
Lovely day for a boat wash.
Isn't it? - [whimpering]
[sobs]
- Whoa.
Maybe I shouldn't have borrowed Pearl's shorts.
- [sobbing]
Hey, Patrick, you want to hang out?
- Wish I could, SpongeBob,
but I'm kind of spending time with my boat right now.
- Your boat.
Sure, Patrick. See you later.
[whimpers]
- [humming]
Catch!
[sad guitar music]
- [whimpers] [sniffles]
[inhales and blows]
- You're a very good driver, SpongeBob,
and my favorite student.
Here's your license.
[bubble pops]
- Ooh!
[bubble pops] Aww!
If only I was as good at driving as I am at blowing bubbles.
[squeaks]
[gasps] Oh! That's it!
- Whoa. - What is that?
[lively jazz music]
*
both: Oh! - All right, all right.
[squeaky bouncing] [both swooning]
[crash]
[squeaky bouncing] [siren wails]
Pleasant day for a drive, hey, Officer?
- Sir, I'm going to need to see your license for that, um...
- [laughs] You don't need a license to drive a bubble.
- Hmm, I suppose you're right.
Carry on, citizen.
[squeaky bouncing]
*
- [snoring]
- Gary! - [yowls]
- You'll never believe it.
I was out driving all day.
Yes, driving!
First I drove down the street like this!
[tires squealing] [imitates engine vrooming]
Then I made a right turn on red like this.
[tires squealing] [imitates engine vrooming]
You should've been there, Gary.
Oh, it was like a dream come true.
- [grumbling] Meow. [snores]
[knock at door] - Hmm?
- I'm here for a bubble boat. - Yeah, me too!
- I want one! - Uh, yeah, yeah, me too.
- Yes, please. - One, please.
- Oh, I'm not sure I have enough soap
to make this many bubble boats.
- Please?
- Well, I suppose I could tap into my rainy day reserves.
[grunts]
Gah. Gah!
- [excited grunting]
- One bubble boat coming up!
[inhales and blows]
- Thank you!
[squeaking]
- Down here, idiot!
I want to strike fear in the hearts of other drivers.
You got something terrifying in that wand for me, SpongeBob?
- I sure do, Plankton!
[inhales and blows]
[dramatic music]
[boing] - Oof!
[air hissing]
[grunts]
Ha-ha-ha, you fool! Now I will rule the streets!
[cackles]
Ouch!
[strained shouting]
[groaning] Strike fear...
- Hmm...blow me something that screams Larry, SpongeBob.
- I'm on it, Larry!
[inhales and blows]
[inhales sharply]
- Now, this is what I call a muscle car!
[grunts]
- I love your boat, Larry!
[squeaky flexing]
- [sighs]
I'll never blow enough bubble boats
at this rate.
Yahoo!
[inhales] [grunts]
[pop]
[all cheer]
- [humming] Greetings, class.
My name is-- [gasps]
[startled stammer] Mrs. Puff.
Oh, now that everyone's driving bubbles,
they don't need licenses.
[sighs]
I guess there's just no place in this world
for an old driving instructor.
*
Oh!
Bah! - Hey, watch it, lady!
- Ah! - I'm driving over here!
- Hey, hey, hey, hey! - Oh--wah!
- Hey! pick a lane, butter-brain!
- [moaning]
[screams] [bubbles popping]
[siren wails]
- I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the boat, ma'am.
Do you know why I pulled you over?
- You ran my plates and saw my rap sheet?
- What? No.
Your vehicle has been outlawed, ma'am.
[tow truck beeping]
Now that everyone drives bubble boats,
real boats have been deemed too sharp and pointy
to be street legal.
- But I've never driven a bubble.
Bubble boating school?
Please don't be SpongeBob. Please don't be SpongeBob.
- Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
[smash] [thud]
Hi, Mrs. Puff. - Of course.
- You must be here for the bubble lessons.
Don't worry, Mrs. P. [blows]
You'll be learning from a master.
[grunting]
[bubble pops] Whoa!
[belches] [pop]
[laughs]
- Great.
- Now, to get your bubble going, just pump your legs like this.
[imitates pumping noises]
[cheerful music]
[wallops] - Oh! Ooh!
Oh! - Nice start.
- [panting]
[tires squealing]
*
[yelps]
[moans]
Oh! [flames whooshing]
Fire!
[crash] [flames whooshing]
[fire truck horn honks]
[upbeat music]
[exhales]
[panting] [tires squealing]
*
Oh! Ah! [tires squealing]
Hmm. Hah. Eeh. [tires screeching]
I did it.
- Mrs. Puff, you're ready.
- Really? - Absolutely!
You just need to pass your final test...
out there.
[dramatic music]
- [whimpering] Oh.
[lively jazz music]
- Nice and easy. Doing great.
- Hello!
- You know, this whole bubble boating thing
isn't so bad.
[laughs] Maybe I could--
- Oh, no, Mrs. Puff!
You got on the freeway by mistake!
Look out!
- [yelping]
[horn honks] - It's okay! Just calm down!
- Eeh! Oh! [tires squealing]
[both screaming]
[boinging]
[both scream]
- Ah! Ah! [horn honks]
Ah! [screaming]
- Oh! [both screaming]
[boing] - [mumbles]
- Oh! - [screams]
[crash] [muffled grunt]
Ah! - [sighs]
[groaning]
- Oh, no. What's gonna happen when they hit the surface?
- [murmuring]
[bubbles popping] [all screaming]
- [inhales sharply]
[blowing]
[intense breathing]
[inhales sharply]
[bubbles blipping]
[all screaming]
- Oh!
- Doh! [inhales and blows]
[boing] [bubble pops]
- No more bubbles.
Get them off me!
- Don't worry, Mrs. Puff.
Even though it was bubbles
that caused all these problems,
it was also bubbles that solved 'em.
That's kind of a wash, I guess.
Get it? Wash?
Soap? Bubbles? [laughs]
- Give me that. Bubble boats are too unstable.
They've been declared illegal.
Everyone back to your regular boats!
[snap] [grunts and grumbles]
- Well, Mrs. Puff, looks like I have to get
my boating license after all.
See you tomorrow in class!
* La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la *
- Oh, joy. [pop]