[cheerful music]
*
- [creepy giggling]
- Hmm.
- [giggling]
- SpongeBob! Where are those patties?
- Coming right...down, Squidward.
- What are you talking about, SpongeBob?
Don't you mean coming right up?
- Mmm... - I don't see what you're--
[sizzling] Aah!
- Nice catch, Squidward!
- Thanks...
[child crying]
- Whoo!
[chortling, gibbering]
- I want my teddy fish!
Waaaaah! - Ha ha, all right,
don't worry, little boy, we'll find it!
This kid lost his toy.
SpongeBob, I need you to check the Lost and Found.
- Ooh! I didn't know we had a Lost and Found.
- I love my teddy fish!
[wailing]
- You better find it quick, SpongeBob.
Kid's bawlin' is chasing me customers away.
Follow me, boy-o!
- Waaaaaaah!
[both coughing]
- Is there a ladder?
- Yes.
- Aaaaahhh!
Aaaaah! [whomp]
- Here's the ladder, boy-o! - Okay, I--
[whack]
Nice catch!
- [groaning, grunting]
[wham] Ow!
- Now, try not to get bit by anything poisonous!
- What? - Oh, nothing, nothing.
Good luck!
- Oh, this must be the Lost and Found!
It's not in here!
- Try turning on the lights!
[suspenseful music]
[click]
- [gasps] Oh! Whoa!
Whoa!
Wow! Lost umbrellas!
Lost flip flops!
Lost keys! Lost remotes!
Oh! A whole, entire shelf of lost "cool guy" shades!
Now, that's a sight for more eyes.
[laughs]
Oh, no pictures, please.
Did you get my good side? [laughs]
[giggle echoes]
[clattering]
What a funny echo.
Ha...ha.
[giggle echoes]
[gulps] Hey!
[laughs] There's bric-a-brac
and gee-gaws!
[gasps] I wonder if there's tchotchkes!
Oh! Oh!
Tchotchkes!
Lost novelty items!
Wow!
I love lost novelty items!
Ooh!
[teeth clicking] Uh-uh-eh-eh-uh--
[whoopee cushions farting] Excuse me!
Oh!
Ah!
[cushions fart in rhythm to Latin music]
[fart-fart-fart-fart] *
[fart-fart-fart-fart-fart] *
[fart-fart-fart] *
Whaa!
Aah!
[clucking]
[fart fart-fart-fart fart!]
[fart fart]
Oh, thank you, cymbal-clapping sea chimps!
What is this?
Looks like Bikini Bottom.
[rumbling]
[all screaming]
[dramatic music]
Yee! Eee-eee-eee!
Whew!
[wham] Whoa!
[distant chuckle]
- Hey, Mr. Krabs, you know that annoying
crying kid? [crying in background]
He's still crying... and it's still annoying!
- Squidward, I'm glad you're here.
I think SpongeBob may be lost in the Lost and Found.
- And this concerns me how, exactly?
Wait--what?!
Aaaaahhhhhh! - Don't worry.
There's a ladder.
[crying continues]
all: [angry muttering]
- And find that toy...
pronto!
- [muttering]
Whoa! Are you the people of the too-small clothes?
- No. We were children, lost in the Krusty Krab
over 60 years ago,
and we were never claimed.
- Did you drop a box on my head?
- Of course! It's how we say hello.
- Oh!
Hello! - [weakly] Hello.
[moaning]
- Oh, no...looks like I'm lost now too.
- Don't worry. You are found and can live with us now.
- How did you survive down here all this time?
- People leave all kinds of things behind.
Like gum. And mints.
They leave lots of mints.
- Your breath is delightfully fresh.
- [claps twice] Bring on the welcoming feast!
all: Welcoming feast!
[quirky music]
[ding]
- Dig in!
- [crunching, cracking] Ooh...
- Hey, little dolly. You must be getting hungry!
[doll squeaks] - Oh, hey!
That's the teddy fish!
My boss, Mr. Krabs, told me to grab that.
Thank you! - Grr! This?
I found it, so... finders keepers!
- Finders keepers. Finders keepers.
- Huh? - Yoink!
Losers weepers!
- He is using our sacred words against us!
- That's my teddy fish! Get him!
- Sorry, but this has to go back to its rightful owner!
[all gasping, wheezing, coughing]
- Run...like the wind...
- Moron! I mean, SpongeBoooob?!
I can't believe Old Man Krabs has held on to all this stuff.
Oooh! Kazoos!
Why, I had a kazoo when I was a child...
Everybody loved it!
[playing off-key notes]
[all screaming]
- Oh! Ow! My ears!
[sobbing]
- These are clarinets!!
In fact, these are all my clarinets!
Wait a minute-- these weren't lost!
They were all in my locker!
Mmm... [panting gets louder]
Now what could that possibly--
Uhhh!
[dramatic music]
[clarinets cracking]
*
[groans]
Typical.
- Squidward? SpongeBob?
It's the curse of the Lost and Found:
no one ever gets found.
They just stay lost.
Oh, well, back to work.
- Waaaah! - The ambiance in this place
stinks!
- [gasps] Stinky ambiance?
Oooh, it's a dark time for the Krusty Krab.
- Waaaaah!
- Waaaaaah!
- Oh! Lost toys!
Aah! [panting]
[all wheezing] - Get him!
[thud] - Uhh!
[clinking]
- Whoa--oh!
[boom]
Lost Toilets?
- We need more speed!
[flushes, water rushes]
- [mutters]
- Aah! - Ohh!
- Wha-ooh...
[boom]
- Lost Pets!
[gasps, whimpers]
- Hyah! Hyah!
Mush! Mush!
[quirky music]
[all whistling cheerfully]
- Lost Mine!
[thud] Whaa--
[deep inhale] [blows]
[old kids groaning]
- Lost world!
[ominous music]
- A hatch! Maybe that's the emergency exit!
Grease trap!?
[Squidward screaming]
- [panicked breathing, whimpering]
[suspenseful music]
Lost dead ends?!
[whimpering, muttering]
- Give us the teddy fish!
- Teddy fish! Teddy fish!
- No! This teddy fish belongs to a poor, sweet child!
Huh?
Patty grease?
Oh, no! I haven't cleaned the grease trap in years!
both: Oh, no. - Quick!
Get on each other's shoulders.
At least some of us will survive.
- Aw, come on!
- Wait! I have a better idea!
[sharp whistle]
[both wailing]
- No SpongeBob, no teddy fish,
no customers!
[sobbing]
All is lost!
[pounding on trap door]
[sniffles] Who is it?
- Tylo! - Tylo who?
- [gasps] - Tylosaurus!
- SpongeBob! Thank Neptune you're back, son!
- Oh, good to be back Mr. Krabs,
but I'm not the only one. Look who I found!
- Ack! Get back! Get back!
- Ginger? Is that you?
- Mom! What are you doing here?
- We come here every week.
- "We"?
- Yes. Myself and your father
and the other parents of kids who were lost here.
Where were you?
- In the Lost and Found!
- [stutters] There's a Lost and Found?
- Hm. Maybe I should put up a sign.
[all muttering] - Aww, all the old people
are hugging. all: Uhh...ow...ow!
- Dry your tears, little kid.
Look! It's teddy fish!
- I don't want that anymore!
- Huh? Mmm.
- I want this! Whaaa-hooo!
- Well, I guess we all learned a lesson
about being lost and being found today.
- What's that, Mr. Krabs?
- I don't know. - Hey, speaking of lost,
where's Squidward?
- Ahhhhhhh! [blows off-key note]
Aaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
[ominous music]